Chapter 724: Dengmen Ji's Family
Yan Feng immediately became angry, and struggled desperately and shouted: "Lu Fengge, you are too unrighteous, I came all the way to find you, and you still want to beat me, you dominatrix, tigress, ugly monster!" ”
"Wait!" Lu Fengge suddenly shouted.
The guard stopped, Yan Feng shook his shoulders, and pouted arrogantly: "I knew that you owed a scolding, and I scolded you at the beginning, what is the matter?" Volunteered to be scolded, and I've never heard of anyone having such a hobby. A tall and tall suzhì like me originally disdained to scold people, but when I saw you, I satisfied you a little. ”
But I heard Lu Fengge suddenly grit his teeth and said: "After the stick is beaten to death, chop it up and feed it to the dog!" ”
Immediately, a group of guards pounced again, some with sticks, some with knives, sharpening knives towards pigs and sheep!
Yan Feng was frightened, and suddenly rushed to Lu Fengge, hugged her thighs and cried: "I was wrong, you can spare me, Miss Lu, you are unparalleled in the world, thunderbolt with lightning, super invincible beauty, do you use the same knowledge as a little person like me?" This will damage your glorious image of elegance and heroism! ”
Lu Fengge smoked a cigarette and was silent.
Yan Feng didn't dare to get up, and continued: "Do you think, you are now the eldest and youngest grandmother of the Ji family, with a respected status and a glorious and luxurious appearance, shouldn't you maintain a kind and kind side with a big belly?" ”
"Although I scolded you just now, isn't it because we have a good relationship, if I am polite to you, won't it seem angry?"
"Okay, okay, don't be angry, you beat and killed me just now, and I wasn't angry, didn't you just scold me a few words? There's no need to be so stingy, it's going to easily ruin our pure friendship. ”
Speaking of this, Yan Feng got up from the ground and said very generously: "Okay, I'm not angry anymore, you don't blame yourself, I'm ashamed in my heart, I won't pursue this matter, forgive you." ”
A group of guards are all full of black lines on their faces, girl, where did this strange thing come from?
You just made our young grandmother angry and wanted to kill someone, why did you want to forgive others again in the blink of an eye? Oh yes, can you be a little more shameless?
The swords and guns in the hands of the guards were tightly clenched, and as long as the young grandmother gave an order, they immediately chopped this girl.
It is said that this kind of shameless disease is contagious, in case I am also infected by this bastard, and I become shameless, I guess I won't be able to find a wife in the future.
Who knew that Lu Fengge did not order them to chop Yan Feng, but snorted coldly, turned around and walked in.
Yan Feng immediately breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, turned to look at the stunned guards, and said arrogantly, "What do you see?" Give me a patrol, in case a little thief or something breaks in and disturbs my young grandmother and me, a distinguished guest, can you take it? ”
The guards went crazy for a while, damn it, don't go, little cub, come back, I promise I won't kill you!
But no matter how angry they were in their hearts, they didn't dare to move if Lu Fengge didn't speak, there were four of the Ji family that couldn't be provoked, and the first was the absolute authority of the Ji family...... Ji Chengkong, the second is the ancestor of the Ji family, the third is Lu Fengge's grandmother, and the fourth is the little princess of the Ji family, Ji Tongtong.
But what they are most afraid of is Lu Fengge, Ji Tongtong, the mother-daughter demon duo.
And Ji Chengkong wants to maintain his authority, and generally does not take care of some trivial matters, the ancestor is the kindest old man in the world, and the mother and daughter are different.
It's all weird, and the tricks of the whole person are one after another, without any duplicates, even if they don't kill you, they will kill you half-dead.
What's even more terrifying is that the IQ of this mother and daughter is still amazing, if you want to fix you, you can't avoid it, you can't prevent it!
Therefore, Ji Chengkong and the ancestor must be respected, and Lu Fengge and Ji Tongtong must not be provoked.
Under normal circumstances, if someone scolded Lu Fengge like this, even if he didn't die, he would lose a layer of skin, but this time Yan Feng was just scared and stopped.
There is only one possibility, this little bastard is really likely to be Lu Fengge's old friend, and the relationship is not bad.
Walking into the living room, I saw Lu Fengge sitting on the sofa with a small cigarette in his mouth, holding Erlang's legs, still trembling, and his snow-white thighs flickering, where does this look like a famous young grandmother? It's just a female hooligan.
Yan Feng glanced at the white and tender thighs, then turned his head and said, "You said that she is also the daughter-in-law of the Ji family, so you can't pay attention to your image a little?" Beware of the nerd taking you off! ”
"He dares!"
Lu Fengge glared and said: "If you want to divorce, the old lady will divorce him first, if he dares to divorce me, no, if he dares to have a little bit of such a thought, hum ......"
Seeing Lu Fengge's expression, Yan Feng couldn't help but shudder, he felt that it was not wrong to call that guy a nerd.
Marrying a daughter-in-law and going home is used to wash and cook for yourself, wash your feet, serve yourself, and give birth to a baby.
She's happy, you have to be happy with her, if she's unhappy, you have to make her happy, and if she's unhappy, you have to contribute your ** to let her move her muscles and bones, and get angry.
After being beaten, he couldn't fight back, and he couldn't even show the slightest dissatisfaction, so he had to greet the slave with a smile, and said: Lafayette, are you angry? If you don't get angry, you can continue, don't feel sorry for me!
Yan Feng felt that if he married such a dominatrix and went home, it would be better to die and suffer the crime.
"What is the attitude of the Ji family?" Yan Feng asked.
Some people don't need to say it too clearly at all, and the other party already understands what they want to express.
"The old guy is not at home, he walks on the front foot, and you come on the back foot." Lu Feng sang.
The old guy in her mouth is the authority of the Ji family, her father-in-law, Ji Tongtong's grandfather...... Ji Chengkong.
Don't look at Ji Chengkong's incomparably strict attitude towards the children of the Ji family, everyone is afraid, but he is only afraid of Lu Fengge's mother and daughter, and calls him an old guy in front of him, he can only hum a few words, extremely tolerant.
There's no way, who calls it covered by an ancestor? What's more, his daughter-in-law and grandson do have the capital to ride on his head.
Hearing that Ji Chengkong left, Yan Feng's heart sank violently and avoided it? Is this rejecting me?
Such an important decision will even change the future of the Ji family, and it is normal for it to be difficult to make a decision, but Ji Chengkong's attitude is too obvious, which makes Yan Feng feel a little cold.
"But the old ancestor knows that you are coming, so he hasn't slept yet, let me tell you, I haven't seen you for so long, I should go and kowtow to her." Lu Fengge said again.
Yan Feng showed a warm smile and said, "I'll go now, the place where the ancestor lives hasn't changed." ”
"It hasn't changed, the ancestor said that it should be a young person who should change, and she is old, if she changes, she may not be able to withstand the toss." Lu Feng sang.
Yan Feng knew what the "change" in the ancestor's mouth represented, which might be the reason why she was willing to see herself.
Although it has not been here for many years, the Ji family is a very traditional family, and the layout of the compound has only been slightly repaired, but the pattern has not changed in the slightest.
The whole manor is like the kind of ancient manor that only exists in TV, with rockeries and flying stones, creek and stone bridges, simple but full of vitality.
Walking into a small courtyard, the light was still on in the room, and I knocked on the door gently, and after the door opened, a little girl of about fifteen or sixteen years old came out, young and beautiful, with two big eyes and cleverness.
"Trouble the little sister to tell the ancestor, Yan Feng is here to kowtow to her." Yan Feng smiled.
The little girl was stunned for a moment and said, "You are the big devil Yan Feng?" ”
Yan Feng's face immediately darkened, damn it, is Lao Tzu's reputation already so stinky? Even a little girl who stays at home calls herself a big devil.
Seeing Yan Feng's embarrassed face, the little girl suddenly smiled again: "Don't be angry, the big devil is called by someone else, and our young grandmother and young lady don't call it like that." ”
Yan Feng immediately felt comforted in his heart, it seems that there are still people who understand me, I am really moved.
"They all call you little bunny, big whore, big fool, big idiot!"
Poof!
Yan Feng felt that he had been stabbed in the chest, slander, this is **naked slander!
Seeing that Yan Feng was about to cry, the little girl said: "Okay, okay, hurry up and go in, the old ancestor knew that you were coming, so he didn't sleep waiting for you, you must know that the old ancestor usually fell asleep at this time, if she doesn't rest well, I can't spare you!" ”
The fierce look on the little girl's face made Yan Feng feel that he was being bullied, and wondered if he had come to the wrong place this time, how could anyone bully me?
When you walk into the room, you will smell a strong sandalwood fragrance, which is refreshing.
An old man with gray hair sat on the bed, her body was emaciated, and her face was full of wrinkles, and there was no doubt that her bodily functions had come to an end, and she would die at any moment.
But it was such an old woman whose dirt was buried up to her neck, but her cloudy eyes exuded sharp eyes.
Thump!
Yan Feng knelt on the ground, kowtowed three times in a row, and said respectfully: "Ancestor, Feng'er has come to kowtow to you." ”
The old ancestor's gaze softened, and he smiled: "Okay, okay, hurry up, let me take a good look at you little leather monkey." ”
Yan Feng got up from the ground and sat on the edge of the bed, the old ancestor was already over ninety years old, and at such a late hour, she could only maintain her body by lying on the bed.
"Little skin monkey, you've finally grown up." The old ancestor touched Yan Feng's head and said with relief.
The little skin monkey is the nickname given to Yan Feng by his ancestors, because he was really naughty when he was a child, as if he had ADHD, jumping up and down, and he couldn't be honest for a moment.
Every time I came to Ji's house, I jumped the chickens and dogs that Ji's family had done, and once I stole the clay pot in the Qianlong period when Ji Chengkong was the treasure of my heart and liver and used it as a urinal, and the angry Ji Chengkong almost shot him.
In the end, the old ancestor jumped out and said, "Isn't it just a broken pot?" It can't be eaten as a meal, and it can be regarded as a urinal. ”
As a result, the angry Ji Chengkong didn't eat for two days, Yan Feng felt that Ji Chengkong ignored him this time, and Bacheng was still holding grudges.
Therefore, no matter what Ji Chengkong's attitude was, Yan Feng was full of respect for the old ancestor, just because he still remembered the little leather monkey.