Chapter 0115, the pit dad duo (asking for votes)
Huo Guobin is a happy person, after the matter is said, everything is easy to say, and it didn't take long for this guy's face to be filled with a smile of under-pumping.
Maybe it's a habit he has developed as a second ancestor for many years, he always likes to raise his head high, nostrils facing the sky, and he can't be a mess for a lifetime.
Li Xiaoxie wondered: "Brother State Guest, you keep your head up, isn't your neck sore?" ”
"Hehe, it's not sour, I'm looking at the scenery!" Huo Guobin wanted to save face.
Li Xiaoxie didn't know Huo Guobin's thoughts, and he didn't break it, and deliberately complimented: "Tsk, Brother Guobin's vision is really extraordinary, tonight the sky is full of dark clouds and the stars are dim, but you can see a different scenery, and you are really a master." ”
Huo Guobin's face was impressive, and then he put his head back in place and said, "You will die if you save me some face?" ”
"Hey, it's hard to be a younger brother, and you're still counting you down."
"Stop, stop, stop, don't say any more, I can't resist if I keep talking." Huo Guobin broke out in a cold sweat and hurriedly waved his hand.
Obviously, he realized that playing tricks with Li Xiaoxie was simply a chronic suicide, and this guy's mouth could count a healthy, optimistic and cheerful person in a few minutes, and find a place to hang himself.
Li Xiaoxie smiled and said, "Okay, then let's drink wine and eat meat." ”
One person and one ghost, sitting around the table, pushing the cup and changing the lamp, it is not happy.
After three rounds of drinking, Huo Guobin said with envy: "I originally lived a chic life in the future, but I didn't expect that you are the real carefree person, this pair of twins is rare enough, and you can be obedient to it." I really admire it. ”
Li Xiaoxie smiled: "What can be cured, I am very democratic, generally do not need to be strong, just compare their hearts with their hearts, they are willing to follow me, there is no way." ”
Looking at this tone of under-beating, Huo Guobin's eyes were almost red with envy and hatred.
After drinking three glasses of wine in a row, Huo Guobin felt better, and then asked: "I think that Sister Xiaofeng is also good, gentle and virtuous, beautiful and mature, and she also cooks good dishes, she can really be said to be able to go to the hall and the kitchen, but I don't know how to do the kung fu in bed, have you tried it, brother?" **No? ”
Li Xiaoxie's head was black and said: "Still **? Give you ten guts to try, you haven't seen her violent appearance, and one look will make your heart furious. ”
Huo Guobin smacked his tongue and said, "No, it's so cruel, then forget it." ”
Li Xiaoxiao drank a few more glasses of wine with Huo Guobin before explaining: "By the way, Brother Guobin, there is something I have to remind you, my identity as the shopkeeper of a grocery store of different races, when you give this dream to the old man, you can't tell him, my identity is to be kept secret, let the old man know that I am afraid of getting into trouble, and it will be unfavorable to the Huo family in the future." ”
Huo Guobin waved his hand and said: "Don't worry, I'm not a chicken woman, how can I chew my tongue in front of the old man?" ”
"Then I'll rest assured, by the way, there is one thing I think about and still want to sue you, the old man has not been in good health recently, if you have something to dream of looking for him recently, try to be as calm as possible, don't stimulate him!" Li Xiaoxie explained seriously.
Who knew that Huo Guobin was shocked when he heard this, and hurriedly asked, "The old man is not in good health?" Isn't it, you're not mistaken? Three days ago, I asked him for money in my dream, and he was so decent, he could eat, drink, sleep, and his body was great. ”
This time it was Li Xiaoxie's turn to wonder, and hurriedly asked: "However, didn't Brother Huo tell me that the old man had an old illness in his early years, and this time he was stimulated by the things of the Black Emperor Sect, and I didn't agree to be his son for the first time. ”
Who knew that Huo Guobin was shocked after hearing this: "How can the old disease recur?" I'm the old man's own son, and I've never heard of the old man's old illness. ”
Hearing this, if Li Xiaoxie hadn't understood, he would have really been kicked in the head by a donkey.
Li Xiaoxie's face darkened, and he slapped his hand and shouted: "Don't pay attention, don't pay attention to it, this old man actually pretended to be sick and pit me." ”
Unexpectedly, hitting geese all day long still made the geese peck their eyes, Li Xiaoxie asked himself that his acting skills were incomparable, but he didn't expect that the Tao was one foot tall and the magic was one foot taller, and Huo Gang's acting skills were even better, and he actually cooperated with Huo Jun to direct a bitter love scene, deceived himself into signing and became the old man's righteous son.
This old man is so capable, why don't you go to make a movie? With this acting skill, the Oscar winner has to worship him when he sees him.
Huo Guobin hurriedly relieved: "Little evil, don't be anxious, the old man pretending to be sick and deceiving you is not particular, but he will never have the mind to trick you." Besides, the Huo family's tens of billions of assets have been left to you, so what if you let him pit once. ”
"That being said, I still can't get angry. No, I have to get it back this time, the old man is not particular, and I am not polite. Li Xiaoxie said with a dark face.
Huo Guobin hurriedly said: "Little evil, don't mess around, the old man is in his seventies and has a good face, so he can't afford to toss." ”
"Brother State Guest, don't worry, I won't mess around, at most, I will add a little blockage to him, and I won't hurt the old man."
"That's good, and Huo Jun's guy, you can also clean it up.
"Well, a slap doesn't make a sound, and this guy must have a lot of bad ideas." Li Xiaoxie agreed fiercely.
Next, this pair of alien brothers who had just completed their acquaintance were very smart, and they even began to conspire for the first time how to block the old man of the Huo family and Huo Jun, and the plan was more shameless than the other.
But the two looked at each other more and more appreciatively, and it seemed that they had finally found a confidant in life.
"Brother, I finally met you, what did you do in the early years, making me so lonely on the shameless road!" Li Xiaoxie cordially took Huo Guobin's hand and greeted.
Huo Guobin also affectionately grabbed Li Xiaoxie and said: "I also empathize, I finally met someone who can understand my thoughts." ”
"Don't say anything, drink!"
"Drink!"
Creation makes people, originally Li Xiaoxie was still a little worried about how to deal with the relationship with Huo Guobin, after all, if he was any other person, he learned that the property that originally belonged to him was replaced by a person who was not related by blood, so he had to be indignant.
Now there is no need to worry, Huo Guobin looked at Li Xiaoxie's eyes, as if he was looking at his relatives, and he couldn't wait to play a song of mountains and rivers to express his excitement at the moment.
One person and one ghost, while drinking, looked at each other with affection, until the wine was all drunk and the chickens began to crow, and then they reluctantly said goodbye.
"Brother, it's almost dawn, brother, I'll go first, I'll come to you another day to study the tricks of pit people, and don't you want to learn from my brother and me, how can you spend all day drinking in this circle? I'll teach you that next time. ”
Li Xiaoxie waved his hand and said, "Okay, brother, go slowly, if there is something missing inside, you sue me, and I will let you bring it to you." ”
"Okay, brother, then brother is gone."
"Well, take care!"
"Take care!" ……
Seeing this, everyone should be able to understand what it means to smell alike.
Looking at the beating nature of these two brothers, they can plan the things of the pit father so passionately, which is absolutely unprecedented.
If Old Man Huo knew that the righteous son who had just been harvested and his deceased son not only had the same virtue, but also conspired to block him, would he throw himself two big ear scrapers on the spot? We'll see.
As soon as Li Xiaoxie turned around, he went back to his room to sleep, and only when he had slept enough did he have the strength to pit his father. The elf sisters had already fallen asleep, Li Xiaoye didn't bother them, took off his coat, and went to bed to sleep.
Sister Xiaofeng has been floating in the yard all the time, and as soon as Li Xiaoxie left on her front foot, she came over to clean up the table, and after cleaning up all the leftovers and empty wine bottles, she floated back to the room.
And Huo Gang and Huo Jun, who were far away in the Huo family's old mansion in Fengcheng, had already fallen asleep, but they didn't know what was going on, and the two of them shivered together. I got up and looked at the time,