Luo Yuhan said, rolling between roars and making a loud sound. Romance starter¤,

Zhang Yaqin was stunned for a moment, and a thought immediately flashed in her mind: This kind of thing often appears in movies, television and novels, and boys will make this kind of request before or after doing things for girls: ask for thanks!

Zhang Yaqin instinctively thought of a dirty deal.

"Luo Yuhan, you bastard! There's a kind of you say again. Zhang Yaqin suddenly pointed at Luo Yuhan's nose and scolded angrily.

Luo Yuhan didn't know why Zhang Yaqin was angry, he was stunned for a moment, and then he repeated what he just said again: "You just said that I have worked hard for you for so long, how are you going to thank me." ”

This kid is suspicious and justified. Zhang Yaqin squinted, with a sarcastic smile written on her face, and asked coldly: "I should thank you, but how can I thank you?" ”

"You've got a good brain, guess." Luo Yuhan said.

"I can't guess, if you don't want to say it, leave quickly, I'll treat you as if you didn't say anything." Zhang Yaqin didn't want to expand the incident, so she said with a strong pressure.

Luo Yuhan grinned and said, "Sister, I'm hungry." ”

If Luo Yuhan hid it, he could still save a little face for Zhang Yaqin, but now he blatantly said that he was hungry, which shows how bold this kid is. Zhang Yaqin raised her hand, crossed her eyebrows coldly, pointed directly at Luo Yuhan's nose with her middle finger, and scolded nakedly: "Shameless villain, womanizer, gracious and retribution, well-dressed beast, deserve death, after death, he will be sent to hell, thrown into the oil pot, squeezed into ashes, and will never be reborn for hundreds of millions of years." ”

Luo Yuhan thought that Zhang Yaqin must have misunderstood, so he hurriedly asked with a smile: "Sister, are you not sick?" ”

"If I promise you, you'll be really sick." Zhang Yaqin was still angry, and shouted at Luo Yuhan.

Luo Yuhan crossed his arms around his shoulders, smiled, and said, "Sister, I just want you to cook me something to eat, you are so angry, why bother." ”

Hearing Luo Yuhan say this, Zhang Yaqin calmed down, thinking that she had misunderstood Luo Yuhan, so she asked in a daze: "You just want me to make you something to eat, it's as simple as that?" ”

"Well, it's as simple as that, sister, my body consumes a lot, although the amount of food is large, but I can't stand the hunger, I'm hungry, you listen, my stomach is growling." Luo Yuhan patted his belly and said.

"I thought you-, Yuhan, my sister was in a bad mood after being stimulated a little today, and her feelings fluctuated, don't worry about it, I'll cook for you."

In order to cover up the situation just now, Zhang Yaqin hurriedly walked into the kitchen, and a storm disappeared in an instant.

Zhang Yaqin simply made something to eat, and Luo Yuhan filled her stomach. Zhang Yaqin went to the kitchen to clean up the pots and chopsticks, Luo Yuhan followed in, standing beside Zhang Yaqin and watching Zhang Yaqin wash the dishes.

The water was rushing, Zhang Yaqin glanced at Luo Yuhan, and said with a smile: "Speak clearly in the future, don't be vague, it's easy for people to misunderstand." ”

Luo Yuhan smiled and said, "Sister, I can't accept this, it's you who misunderstood, not me, I said I was hungry, you were so angry, and accused me of being, because you wanted to be crooked." ”

"It's not that I want to be crooked, it's that you boys are too bad, all this kind of scenes on film and television are related to the ambiguity between men and women, I just drove away a tiger, and I'm still terrified."

"So you're taking me for a pervert." Luo Yuhan said with a smile.

"It's not colorful, you know it best in your heart, anyway, whenever there is this kind of dialogue in film and television, it's basically about things between men and women."

"What's going on between men and women?" Luo Yuhan asked.

Zhang Yaqin washed the dishes and walked out of the kitchen, and Luo Yuhan followed. Zhang Yaqin made a cup of tea for Luo Yuhan, put the teacup on the coffee table, and then said: "The boy's opening remarks are exactly the same as what you asked just now, all ask the girl, I did it for you, how can you thank me, if you do it, you will ask like this, I have paid so much for you, how can you repay me, as long as this kind of dialogue scene appears, there are only two follow-up situations, first, the woman slaps the man, the man conquers the woman with violence, and finally the woman cries; Second, the woman's direct obedience. ”

Luo Yuhan smiled, shook his head, and said disapprerovingly: "Sister, you are worthy of learning Chinese, knowledge is rich, if you write a script and make a film and television, it will definitely be a big hit, and I am also a loyal audience." ”

Zhang Yaqin smiled proudly and said, "If it weren't for the busy teaching work, I would have tried to write a script." ”

"If you write the script, make a plot of the misunderstanding that just happened, and it's best to ask me to be the leading actor, so that I can also live the addiction of being an actor."

Zhang Yaqin sneered and said, "I still want to be the heroine, but unfortunately, time waits for no one, and I will be old and yellow by then." ”

Zhang Yaqin's smile was very bright, her eyes were shining, and she was looking forward to it, Luo Yuhan was fascinated, and suddenly said: "Sister, let's continue the dialogue just now, and let the dream shine into reality in advance, what do you think?" ”

Zhang Yaqin hesitated for a moment and said, "This mention is good, but-"

"Are you afraid that I will take advantage of you, don't worry, you are my sister, I am your brother, how can my brother bully my sister, besides, I, Luo Yuhan, am upright, and I have never done anything like stealing chickens and dogs, I want to take advantage of you, I don't need you to send me to the eighteenth layer of hell, I will jump directly into the oil pot."

Zhang Yaqin stood up, walked into the bedroom, walked out twenty minutes later, reappeared in the living room, and asked, "Brother, look at how I look." ”

Luo Yuhan glanced at Zhang Yaqin, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart. Crop top pink cardigan, ultra-short navy blue skirt, bangs on the student's head, slender limbs, white like four lotus roots.

Luo Yuhan smiled, and was about to praise two sentences, Zhang Yaqin twisted her waist, moved her feet, and two lotus roots pressed straight towards Luo Yuhan, stopped beside Luo Yuhan with a click, waved down in the shape of a knife with one hand, and then said with a smile: "Just play the dialogue and action just now, come, start with you." ”

Luo Yuhan adjusted his posture, immediately entered the state, gently took Zhang Yaqin's hand, and asked obscenely: "Sister, I have done so much for you, how are you going to thank me?" ”

"Thanks? As a younger brother, you want your sister to do justice for your sister, do you want your sister to thank you, brother, since you said it, I can't refute your face, as long as your request is not excessive, my sister will consider meeting your request, say do you need money or do you need something else? ”

"Sister, I'm hungry." Luo Yuhan said affectionately.

"Do you mean ** or mental?" Zhang Yaqin looked directly at Luo Yuhan, her eyes were full of surprise and doubt, mixed with a little teasing.

Luo Yuhan hesitated for a moment and said, "Both." ”

Zhang Yaqin smiled enthusiastically and said, "If you are hungry, my sister can cook for you, but-" Zhang Yaqin suddenly sneered and gritted her teeth, "If you have no thoughts in your heart, my sister will also agree to you." ”

"Really? Then I can say, I'm hungry and spiritual. Luo Yuhan's expression was surprised.

"Really—smack."

Zhang Yaqin suddenly raised her hand and slapped Luo Yuhan with all her might.

Luo Yuhan covered his face with one hand, his face showed a look of consternation, pointed at Zhang Yaqin with one hand, and asked loudly: "Sister, you are really here, I just said that I was hungry, not only did you not cook for me, but you actually beat me?" ”

Zhang Yaqin was stunned for a moment, raised her hand and took away Luo Yuhan's hand covering her face, stroked Luo Yuhan's injured cheek with her own hand, and asked lovingly, "Does my brother hurt?" ”

"It hurts, not only in my face, but also in my heart."

"It's all my sister's fault, my sister shouldn't beat you, my sister will apologize to you."

Luo Yuhan snorted and said with a little anger: "You slapped me in the face, which hurt my soul by Yan zhòng, and I thought about it with an apology, is there such a cheap thing in the world?" ”

"And what do you want from me?" Zhang Yaqin asked.

Luo Yuhan couldn't hold back any longer, and wanted to tease Zhang Yaqin and end the scene immediately, so he said seriously: "I have been lonely since I was a child, and what I lack most is love, I hope my sister will comfort my injured heart, even if I die, I have no regrets." ”

Zhang Yaqin was already deeply trapped in the play at this time and couldn't extricate herself, treating the play as life, his life as a play, stretched out his arms, climbed his neck, closed his eyes, gave a small bite of cherries, and murmured: "My brother's request is not too much, my sister will satisfy you." ”

At the moment when the four lips touched, Luo Yuhan withdrew, pushed Zhang Yaqin away, and said with a smile: "Sister, the play is over." ”

Zhang Yaqin suddenly woke up, glanced at Luo Yuhan, wiped her mouth, turned around and ran towards the bedroom, leaned behind the door after closing the door, and whispered: "Yes, the play is over, you, it's time to go." ”

At noon the next day, during the recess, there was a sound of duangduang banging on the table in the principal's office, followed by a hysterical roar in the dark: "You are the one who asked for her expenses, and now it is you who ask to keep her, what do you think of yourself, the principal, or the leader of the principal." ”

Zhang Qingfeng stood in front of Wuzhong, rubbed his hands and explained like a grandson: "Principal Wu, don't yell at you, I gave you the bottom shake at the beginning, I took over Yaqin's head teacher, I just hope to have more opportunities to get close to her, so as to achieve a marriage with her, yesterday she has agreed to get along with me, and if she is driven away, my hard work will soon be in vain." ”

"At this time and that time, it's a pity that Zhang Yaqin didn't act according to your ideas, and actually went against me, if I don't pay her, there will be more people who will go against me in the future, kill one and make an example, and never forgive." Wuzhong retorted.

Zhang Qingfeng had nothing to say, but he refused to leave. Wuzhong sighed and said, "I can understand your feelings, but Zhang Yaqin has offended my majesty, I have to give her a little color, it's okay if she doesn't leave, but you have to show a little bit, you know, if you really can't bear her to leave, you should know what to do." ”

Zhang Qingfeng seemed to understand what Wu Zhong meant, and whispered: "Principal Wu, I remember that I seemed to have transferred 50,000 yuan from my online bank to someone yesterday, but I can't remember who I transferred it to, I am engaged in sports, although my brain reacts slowly, but I will not forget what happened yesterday so quickly, who did I transfer it to?" ”

"Did you really forget about jì?" Wuzhong asked.

"I forgot, I can't remember anything."

"That's good." Wuzhong said happily.

Someone outside the door suddenly shouted a report, Zhang Qingfeng was very familiar, it was Luo Yuhan. I thought to myself, how did this thing find the principal here?