Chapter 0184, the shameless paper door
The first thing Wang Kun thought of was how to quibble, this kind of thing was not good to put on the table, and it stinked. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Wang Kun hurriedly pretended to be puzzled and asked: "And this matter, it's really the world is declining, and someone dares to do something that hurts the heavens and reason." But, little brother, is there any misunderstanding in this? I have always kept to myself, and I have never done these immoral things. ”
Li Xiaoxie looked at Wang Kun's face, and suddenly felt that the sentence that a person is invincible is not unreasonable.
Look at this old man's sharp-beaked monkey cheeks, who doesn't blink his eyelids when he lies, and those who have good acting skills can participate in the Oscars.
It is useless to deal with such a shameless person.
Li Xiaoxie knew very well how to deal with them, and smiled slightly: "Oh, so you didn't get that cute corpse and ghost?" ”
Wang Kun hurriedly shook his head and said, "Of course we didn't get it. ”
"Didn't you get it? That's weird, why did I ask for a familiar smell as soon as I walked through the door, and it smelled exactly the same as the smell of a cute corpse. Li Xiaoxie squinted and said.
Li Xiaoxie's words were not false, from the moment he entered the door, he noticed that something was very wrong inside this paper door, the evil aura was very heavy, and there was a faint smell of decay in the air, which was similar to the smell of the cute corpse, so he asked so.
Wang Kun's back was cold, thinking that this Li Xiaoxie is a dog's nose, can you smell it?
In order to meet their own illegal purposes, the paper door collected five cute corpses from ancient tombs across the country, which were specially used to harm people.
"Hey, hey... No, I didn't smell it. Wang Kun was still quibbling.
The typical coffin doesn't shed tears, and Li Xiaoxiao didn't talk nonsense, so he said directly: "Is it a candle?" If you don't see the coffin, you don't shed tears, but you say no, then I'll find it out and show you. ”
After speaking, Li Xiaoxie stood up, and then sniffed with his nose as he walked towards the place where the body was hidden in the paper gate.
That Wang Kun was anxious, and immediately slapped the table and said, "Quick, quick, stop him!" ”
Seeing that the master had spoken, the disciples of the Paper Gate did not dare to hesitate, and rushed forward directly, blocking the way of Li Xiaoxie and Lao Liu Tou.
Li Xiaoxie squinted and turned his head to look at Wang Kun and asked, "What?" Afraid that I will expose your old bottom? ”
Wang Kun's face was erratic, and his heart was about to go crazy, if it weren't for Li Xiaoxie's perverted skills, Wang Kun would definitely order his disciples to do it without hesitation.
Wang Kun weighed it again and again in his heart, and finally chose to forbear, and hurriedly waved his hand and said: "No, no, how can it be?" I mean, little brother, you are a guest, you are not familiar with this place, and besides, there are a lot of rules in this sect, and it is really inconvenient for you to visit, so I let the disciple stop you, don't get me wrong! ”
"Oh, is that so? So do you admit that you made the cute corpse? Li Xiaoxie then asked.
Wang Kun's face was impressive, he hesitated for a moment, and finally chose to nod: "Well, my faction does have a collection of cute corpses, specially used for research, but I don't know what's going on, it's gone two days ago, and I sent someone to look for it but didn't find it, I didn't expect to be with you, little brother, I don't know if this cute corpse is okay?" If you can, please return the little brother to the original owner as soon as possible, and I will be grateful for choosing the paper door. ”
The old guy is really shameless, this thing against the paper door was obviously operated by him, but it turned out to be in his mouth, the paper door was the victim, and he also splashed dirty water on Li Xiaoxie's body, which means that Li Xiaoxie stole the cute corpse, and he also wanted Li Xiaoxie to return the things to the original owner as soon as possible.
"Hehe, old man, you are quite artistic in speaking, especially the ability to reverse black and white, and shirk responsibility is even more perfect, I really admire it. I'll leave it here today, if you don't give me a satisfactory compensation, I don't mind sending you down to drink tea and chat with the cute corpse brother. Li Xiaoxie said lightly.
But the threat in the words was very strong, and even fools could understand it, and it was impossible for Wang Kun not to understand it.
This immortal face twitched, obviously Li Xiaoxie was not lightly angry, Wang Kun couldn't help it now, from the beginning of becoming the head of the paper door to the present, he has not been so columsy as today, he was threatened by someone pointing at his nose, if he endures it any longer, then he will not mix, and the disciples under his hands will look down on him.
Wang Kun's face sank and he said: "Little brother, Qingshan is not flowing in green water, since they are all people who understand, then I will say it bluntly, this matter has nothing to do with you at all, you can't stand up for the paper door, this will only be bad for you, not good." As long as you promise not to meddle in this matter, I will give you a lot of money, and your grievances with me will be written off, and you can become friends. ”
Wang Kun spoke very artistically, half polite and half threatening to fight back against Li Xiaoxie, which means that your cover is a little brighter, Lao Tzu is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and he can still speak in South China, you have to dare to do something to Lao Tzu and weigh the consequences yourself.
In other words, ordinary people must think carefully when they hear this, but Li Xiaoxie didn't take Wang Kun's words seriously at all, and said directly: "Then if I don't give you face, what do you want?" ”
"Tear!" Wang Kun suddenly had a toothache, this kid really doesn't pay attention to the rules, didn't his parents teach him, he can't do everything too much, he must leave some way back for himself, what is the benefit of offending me to choose a paper door? He is not afraid of our retaliation? Or do you really not take us seriously?
While Wang Kun was angry, countless questions popped up in his mind, Wang Kun really didn't have any good way to deal with this kind of stunned youth.
The most important thing is that it's really no good to do it now, my own junior brother, what a terrible character, it's not planted. Now there are only a few apprentices who can handle it, but these people together are not enough for Li Xiaoxie to clean up.
"Hahaha, little brother, don't take it too seriously, I'm joking with you, naturally I won't do anything to you, my old king is a reasonable person." Wang Kun's face changed, and he began to be amiable again.
Li Xiaoxie secretly rolled his eyes, this old guy turned his face faster than he turned a book, he was really shameless. is also reasonable, if you can't beat me, will you reason with me? (To be continued.) )