Chapter 1: Mrs. Xiu
Fei Yaran looked down at her fleshy little feet, and put her little fist against her cheek with a stern expression, thinking very seriously about what was going on with this painful situation now.
Of course, this position did not last long, because the ruby gold ornaments wrapped around his chubby hands really hurt his cheeks.
In this regard, Fei Yaran had no choice but to sigh helplessly, then change his posture and continue to sit cross-legged.
This is the first time in his life for so many years that he has encountered such a strict situation that is beyond the scope of his cognition.
Since waking up, his body has shrunk to his current three-headed body ratio, and he has been trapped in this small space for I don't know how long, Fei Yaran really doesn't know what else he can do except sigh.
Moreover, the decorations wrapped around his body made of thin gold threads and huge rubies, as well as the pink fabric that only wrapped his small chest, and the hollow small fan longevity lock on his chest, all gave him a very bad premonition.
Because these things are really too similar to the clothes and accessories of the Qixiufang players he saw in the Sword Three game the night before.
Thinking of this, Fei Yaran couldn't help but stretch out his little fat hand and touch it under him, fortunately, Xiao Ding Dingran was still intact on him, although the model had shrunk a lot, but because he thought of Qixiufang's sentence "Qixiufang does not recruit male disciples, we do not provide small scissors" and the worries caused by it have also calmed down.
Born in the era of information explosion, it is difficult for Fei Yaran not to hear the word "crossing".
So for the current painful situation, after pinching the back of his hand to bruise, but still not returning to the real world, the only answer Fei Yaran can get is the word "worn".
In this regard, he just wanted to say three words nobly and coldly: heheda.
Just last night, he was still angrily brushing the ten Daming Palace with that group of funny pvp relatives and friends, just to save the appearance for his demon show apprentice who had just played Xiutai and had to wear the animal skin clothes of Daming Palace.
Fei Yaran is a sword three player, focusing on Qixiu for a hundred years, and is a bloody and bloody master in the Valley of the Wicked.
When Fei Yaran first started playing Sword Three, Qixiufang did not recruit male disciples, just like Shaolin Temple did not accept female disciples and was a pure male sect, Qixiufang also only recruited female disciples, and there were only two body types: Lori and Chengnu.
At that time, Rafi Yaran was a friend of Jiansan, and there was a shortage of milk in the group book, and Qixiu was notoriously easy to use, Fei Yaran practiced a female show under the soft grinding and hard bubble of her friends - anyway, in the words of friends, Qixiufang is much more famous for her shemales, and the delicate and graceful Xiu Sisters in the game, and the Xiuluo who are rolling and selling cute, after opening their mouths, they may be a big man with dirty words.
Therefore, for playing a demon show, Fei Yaran has no pressure at all.
Fia then came to know that the sword three players who are prevalent in the same culture, and there are even many people who have specially named this kind of demon show player, collectively referred to as Xiuye.
At the beginning, Fei Yaran was still a PVE mushroom party, and then followed the apprentice who was the head of the regiment to open a new dungeon, and after the group was wiped out eighteen times in a row, Fei Yaran, who was impatient, finally lost his enthusiasm for the dungeon, and turned his head to find Xie Yuan, the leader of the Haoqi Alliance, and completely plunged into the bloody camp of PVP...... It's weird.
Relatives and friends who are familiar with Fei Yaran know that this guy's temperament is surprisingly lazy, and the reason why he joined the camp is just because after not playing the book, this guy is really idle.
Although Fei Yaran claims to be a cute pvx casual party, whether it is looking at the scenery or brushing the achievement pendant, for people with daily obsessive-compulsive disorder, it feels a bit of a drop in the bucket.
Moreover, the camp gameplay of Jian San is very arbitrary, and almost any task can be slipped halfway, and it is said to go, which makes the previous dungeons, who have always been ordered by the commanders to "all hold together!" Listen to the command! That Xiuxiu said you! Fei Yaran, for a while, was like a fish in water, wearing a goddess face all day long, wearing a thick-skinned camp milk suit, and throwing her long legs to sneak the red names of the Valley of the Wicked into dogs one by one.
For a long time, Fei Yaran was very keen on this kind of entertainment of the red famous dog.
Of course, I'm sure someone has noticed, as we mentioned earlier, that Fia then came into the Valley of the Wicked.
This incident even once became the district service where Fei Yaran was located, and it was a popular annual August 18 incident for everyone.
The reason for the incident is because Fei Yaran is an idle person, and whenever he is idle, he likes to accept apprentices.
According to the anonymous statistics from Fei Yaran's friends, in the year and a half of Fei Yaran's scumbag sword three, the number of apprentices received before and after was close to a reinforced company, so that one day, when Fei Yaran's base friend, among the top 50 famous teachers on the list, saw the name of Fei Yaran, who ranked in the top three, he was not the slightest surprise, and could only tremble and write a sentence "Collecting disciples madness"!
Since then, the title of "Collecting Disciples and Crazy Demons" has become another personal label of Fei Yaran, the showman.
In this regard, Fei Yaran just looked at his new world title "Peach and Plum Garden", smiled and said nothing, and then continued to collect novice Xiaobai from various sects as an apprentice like a strange Shu Xiao.
The Little Demon Immortal King's legacy is the little apprentice that Fei Yaran received shortly after he joined the Haoqi Alliance.
The name Wang Yifeng is almost unknown to the players of Slag Sword Three. As the valley lord of the Valley of the Wicked, focusing on fighting with Xie Yuan, the leader of the Haoqi Alliance, for a hundred years, and focusing on dismantling Mo Yu and Mao Mao, the two young couples, Wang Yifeng is like the spiritual leader and symbol of the entire Valley of the Wicked in the minds of the players of the Valley of the Wicked.
Though...... In Fei Yaran's powerful and powerful suit, every weekend when attacking and defending, Lao Wang is bursting chrysanthemums every minute, but this does not affect the love and worship of Lao Wang among the players of the Valley of the Wicked.
Therefore, when Fei Yaran's little apprentice, wearing the Smurfs in the entry clothes of the Haoqi Alliance, wore the name of this great death, and jumped to his death in front of countless players in the Valley of the Wicked, there was no doubt that every time he was in the wild, this kid was set on fire by the villain players every minute to the rhythm of bursting his pants.
Of course, for PvP camp players, wild red names are strange, so when the little apprentice decided to join the camp, Fei Yaran, as a master, gave him a preventive shot - if you have a glass heart, don't join the camp, otherwise you will be killed in minutes until you cry and go home and call your mother.
In this regard, the Little Demon Immortal King said that he hated to die in battle with a heroic body, although he was still honored!
Although there are a few slots in this statement, as long as the little apprentice doesn't know how to have a glass heart, Fei Yaran will let him die.
But later, when the gang was constantly being killed by the little apprentice and shouting about it, especially when the people who killed him were all bearing the name of a certain PVP gang of the Haoqi Alliance, Fei Yaran, who was protecting the short, was immediately angry.
Later, Fei Yaran learned that the apprentice Little Demon Immortal King's legacy was slandered by the girl's flower messenger as a 007 lurking in the Valley of the Wicked because he offended a girl in the gang.
Seeing that the little apprentice had to temporarily give up the number because he was killed too many times, and after not playing the game for a few days, Fei Yaran, who was a casual party, immediately gritted his teeth and found the high-level of the Haoqi Gang, explaining the cause and effect of the matter, hoping that they could restrain their gang, but they were rejected, plus a sneer.
Originally, Fei Yaran was aggrieved for many days because his apprentice was chased and killed and guarded by the corpse, but after being stimulated by the high-level of the gang, he immediately lit the powder keg, and immediately took the entire gang into the Valley of the Wicked, and began a long history of blood and tears with the Haoqi gang to the end.
In this regard, Fei Yaran, who had already become the big apprentice of the offensive and defensive commander of the Valley of the Wicked, expressed his joy to hear it, and even continued to add fuel to the fire, completely turning Master Fei Yaran from a low-key transparent leisure party to the throne of the "Camp Goddess" of the Valley of the Wicked.
Fei Yaran's little apprentice, the Little Demon Immortal King, also learned that the master was "angry at the crown as an apprentice", climbed back to the game again, followed the gang to the Valley of the Wicked, and changed his name to "Magical Girl Xie Yuan", with a wave of his hand, changed the game signature to "Once you enter this valley, you will never suffer!" Follow Master to have meat to eat! ”
Fei Yaran: Suddenly I really want to get this stupid apprentice out of the school......
Fei Yaran's sister Xiu, the operation is calm and sharp, the appearance is pure and coquettish, and the pretending score is also 9700+ that flashes the blind, although Qixiu is a well-known and easy-to-use sect, but if you really want to play like Fei Yaran, it is also a very rare thing to take you to graduate in minutes in one night.
So although everyone who knows him knows that this is a showman, they can't stop the admirers from coming one after another, and they all bow down under Sister Fei Yaranxiu's pink autumn pants.
And the members of the mighty gang who fought to the end with the Fei Yaran Gang, every time they saw Fei Yaran, they would do it without saying a word.
In the middle of the night last night, I finally finished brushing the Ten Daming Palace, and when the book was released, Fei Yaran met such a funny comparison at the door that added him to his vendetta.
It's a pity that Fei Yaran had a group of pvp head dogs in the team at that time, coupled with Fei Yaran's blood-thick big show, the heroic player who added him for revenge, almost blink of an eye, and knelt on his knees.
After kneeling, the heroic player was still holding the corpse, lying at the gate of Chang'an City with his mouth full of spray, scolding Fei Yaran for a while for being a shameless dead lady, and scolding Fei Yaran for betraying the Haoqi Alliance for a while, hooking up with the wicked dog, and I don't know if he picked up soap for the wicked commander......
For this kind of scum who only finds a sense of superiority on the lips and has an actual operation ability of -0.5, Fei Yaran has always been too lazy to talk nonsense, so he simply blocked and shielded it.
However, he vaguely remembered that the last sentence spewed out by the person before he blacked out seemed to be "Labor curses you, and you will be so hard that your legs bulge in the next life!" ”
Whether it will be so bad that he can't close his legs, Fei Yaran doesn't know, but in his next life, it seems that he will come a little fast......
After recalling, Fei Yaran looked at the small pale pink egg-shaped space around him with a painful face, and finally stood up again, stretched out his little hand, and tapped on the "eggshell".
After a while, Fei Yaran realized with a heavy light that this seemed to be a real egg!
Unfortunately, now he's in this egg, and he doesn't know when he'll break the shell.
However, it is not excluded that Frankenstein stuffed him into an egg-shaped space, and then secretly set up a camera to shoot it, ready to shoot "Truman's world".
Here, Fei Yaran, who looked calm and was actually stimulated, had his thoughts gone like a wild dog that had escaped.
Outside the eggshell, there were also two people, silently watching the pale pink egg.
If Fei Yaran could see the situation outside now, he would definitely be surprised to widen his eyes, because the two people standing in front of his eggshell at this moment, in his cognition, might not be called human beings at all.