Chapter 48: Back to the Gymnasium
Hu Hansan couldn't figure it out, obviously he should be very afraid that Miao Jingjing would blame him and teach him a lesson, and even he had imagined that Miao Jingjing would laugh at him after he knew about his feat of releasing the zombies...... Why is he listening to Miao Jingjing reproaching him now, teaching him a lesson, and mercilessly saying that his brain is inversely proportional to the strength of his body, that is to say, his brain is weak, which can be regarded as ridicule? When he listened to this, he felt warm in his heart, not only did he not feel uncomfortable at all, but he was very comfortable. It's weird!
"Brother Hu! You must not do this again...... You think you're brave, but you're actually stupid! You said that if you have three long and two short, how can you explain to my sister-in-law and Bao'er when you let me go back? Do you know how worried I am when I wait for you to come out after I finish filling up the gas outside? "Seeing that she is about to return to the third primary school, Miao Jingjing is still non-stop.
Hu Hansan listened to Miao Jingjing say, 'How worried am I? It dawned on me. That's right, no matter how much Miao Jingjing blames him, teaches him a lesson, and even mocks him openly and secretly for his weak brain...... In the final analysis, this qiē is not because Miao Jingjing is worried about him.
Before the end of the world, Hu Hansan's family of three lived an ordinary life that was not too busy every day, but there was not much leisure. The relationship between the husband and wife is very good, but there has never been a so-called god horse. From time to time, they often quarrel over tea, rice, oil and salt. Of course, the main thing is that his wife roars like a lion, and he just listens quietly like a little white rabbit.
In Hu Hansan's impression, his wife has never said that she is worried about him, or she has never asked him if he is tired...... Of course, Hu Hansan is not accusing his wife in his heart now. The couple's focus is on their baby daughter very tacitly. His wife doesn't leave Bao'er in three words, and he is actually the same. Speaking of which, he himself has never praised his wife for her beauty, and he has never asked her if she is tired of taking care of Bao'er every day......
In short, Hu Hansan is now listening coldly to Miao Jingjing, the eldest sister, saying that she is worried about him. Hu Hansan had to admit that he sounded very comfortable, and even a little fluttery.
"Thank you, old girl." Hu Hansan looked at Miao Jingjing head-on and said thank you abruptly.
Miao Jingjing was stunned, and just wanted to open her mouth to ask Hu Hansan if he had just been smashed in the brain, why was it a little funny? Scolding him and saying thank you to her? It doesn't make sense!
Hu Hansan had already asked cautiously, "Old sister, thank you for caring about me." However, for a moment, can you ...... Can you not tell your sister-in-law what happened at the gas station? ”
Miao Jingjing was silent when she heard this. Ah, I was thanking her for caring about him. Can she not worry about her?! Not to mention that they get along these days, they seem to be good partners. What she worries most about is how to explain to his wife and children when she goes back!
"Brother Hu, do you know you're wrong?" Miao Jingjing did not directly nod and promised Hu Hansan not to sue in front of his wife, but asked.
Hu Hansan was stunned, then quickly nodded vigorously and said, "I was wrong!" I know I was wrong! I swear I will never make a similar mistake again! ”
Miao Jingjing nodded with satisfaction. When the city's No. 3 Primary School arrived, it was a turn of the street and Miao Jingjing parked her car here as before.
"It's good to know it's wrong, get out of the car." After Miao Jingjing parked the car, she took the lead in opening the car door and walking towards the school.
"Sister, you wait! You promised me first! Hu Hansan quickly opened the car door and got out of the car, chasing Miao Jingjing and shouting relentlessly.
"Be quiet!" Miao Jingjing turned around and said, "Shhh Seeing that Hu Hansan closed his mouth tightly, he turned his head and continued on her way.
Hu Hansan was depressed, did she agree or not? Please, don't tell his wife what he did today, his wife scolded people more terrifyingly than Miao Jingjing. Please let it go!
"Meow!" Someone came over!
"Meow." I heard it too.
The princess and meow stared at them one after the other, staring at the door of the gymnasium with two pairs of round cat eyes.
"Blackie, what's wrong?" Bao'er noticed the abnormality of the little meow in her arms, and looked curiously in the direction of the little meow's gaze.
"Ah, it's Dad and Sister Jingjing who are back." Bao'er saw her through the window, and Miao Jingjing immediately shouted happily, "Ma Ma! Hemp! Baba and Sister Jingjing are back! ”
When Bao'er and her mother heard this, she immediately greeted the door of the gymnasium and opened the door from the inside.
"Han San!" Bao'er and her mother threw herself into Hu Hansan's arms.
"Bao'er, mother, I'm sorry for worrying you." Hu Hansan took a deep breath and added, "Bao'er, mother, I love you." ”
Originally, Hu Hansan thought that after he confessed to his wife so affectionately, his wife should also reply to him affectionately that she also loves him.
In fact?
Bao'er and her mother pushed Hu Hansan away, and then opened a pair of frightened big eyes, and pulled Hu Hansan's collar up and down, left and right, and looked at him again.
After confirming that Hu Hansan didn't seem to be injured, Bao'er and her mother looked up at Hu Hansan's eyes in a daze and asked, "Bao'er and her father, are you okay?" ”
Miao Jingjing interjected coldly next to her at this time, and said: "Sister-in-law, Brother Hu is nothing serious, but he accidentally hit his head before, maybe his brain is still a little dizzy, right?" ”
Hu Hansan was afraid that Miao Jingjing would say too much and leak her mouth, so she hurriedly followed Miao Jingjing and explained: "Yes, yes, yes! I accidentally bumped into the shelf while carrying food, and my head was a little dizzy. It's okay now. It's true! You see, my forehead is not red. ”
Bao'er and her mother carefully checked Hu Hansan's forehead, and it was indeed his original yellow and black color, and she couldn't tell whether it was red or not.
"Han San, it's okay. What is this cold, what do you say...... Say what to love and not to love. The boss is not small, and you are not ashamed! After saying that, Bao'er blushed and turned around and ran back to the gymnasium.
Hu Hansan was still stunned and maintained the posture of stretching out his hands to wrap his arms, looked at Miao Jingjing on the side in a daze, and asked, "What's wrong?" "It's not what he imagined.
Miao Jingjing glanced at Hu Hansan, smiled and didn't answer, and also entered the gymnasium.
Hu Han was puzzled, but he could only follow in.
In the gymnasium, everyone led by glasses Wu gathered around Hu Hansan and Miao Jingjing. Several pairs of eyes swept their hands and backs like searchlights. You don't have to ask to know that they are looking at how much food the two have brought back.
No?
Glasses Wu Gang wanted to ask, but was interrupted by Miao Jingjing.
"Here I want to tell you all good news and bad news." Miao Jingjing paused, rolled her eyes, and continued, "Let's tell everyone good news first, we have found a lot of food, enough for everyone to eat for a month." ”
"Yay!" The three children led by Bao'er cheered first.
Old Man Zhao squinted his eyes and didn't move.
Glasses Wu raised his glasses and asked, "What about the bad news?" ”
Miao Jingjing looked at Hu Hansan, Hu Hansan nodded to her, then took a deep breath and said, "The bad news is that we have to get out of here, now, immediately, immediately!" ”
Glasses Wu didn't understand, and wanted to ask again.
Miao Jingjing had already explained: "Brother Hu and I have discovered that there may be an intelligent evolutionary mutant zombie around here that can control other zombies, and it is gathering an army of zombies. Maybe when that big wave of zombies will come to the gymnasium, we may not be able to escape safely. ”
Glasses Wu wanted to interrupt again, but Miao Jingjing waved his hand.
Miao Jingjing continued to announce the bad news, "Don't hide in this gymnasium without being delusional, hoping that those zombies won't find us before leaving." They have zombie dogs in their zombie team. That's right! It's a zombie dog, a zombie dog with a keen sense of smell. It seems that he was also controlled by that intelligent zombie. Even if we can avoid human zombies, we certainly can't avoid zombie dogs. ”
Miao Jingjing looked at the crowd who had been silent for a while: "So, we need to leave immediately before that group of zombies can find them." ”
Just when Miao Jingjing thought that everyone would immediately nod and agree to leave with her, she didn't expect glasses Wu to have questions again.
"How did you find that ......?"
Wu Haoren basically didn't read the zombie-themed movies and novels before the end of the world, in fact, he really didn't dare to be interested in entertainment movies and novels except for literary masterpieces. Intelligent zombies? What the heck? Literally, is it a zombie with a relatively high IQ? Don't be funny!
Although he has been hiding in this gymnasium and never going out, he has seen what zombies are like outside the school gate at the beginning of the apocalypse. Although they showed their teeth and claws, they shouted strange and terrifying looks, and when they saw people, they caught and gnawed on the gods. But they are really stiff, and they don't even know how to walk around when they are blocked by obstacles in the aisle. Intelligence quotient? It's strange that they have intelligence!
Now Miao Jingjing actually told him that zombies are not only smart, not to mention, but also smart enough to control other zombies and even zombie dogs. Are you kidding him?
"How did you find that one...... Sapient zombies? How do you know it can control other zombies and zombie dogs? Glasses Wu asked.
Miao Jingjing glanced at Hu Hansan, and before she could think about how to explain it to glasses Wu Zhi, Hu Hansan stood up this time.
"We originally wanted to go to the delicatessen owned by our old Hu family to move food. Unexpectedly, there were a lot of zombies gathered at the door. We left quickly and found another convenience store to collect food. Then, after a while, Miao Jingjing felt that a zombie dog was following us. At first, we were just skeptical. Later, we saw that the car was almost out of gas, so we went to the gas station to refuel. Unexpectedly, the zombies we met along the way didn't even look at us, and they all walked towards the deli. We knew for sure that there was a smart leader zombie at the deli. It has a certain IQ to be able to think logically, and it can control a certain number of zombies and zombie dogs. ”
Hu Hansan spoke a long list of words clearly, telling everyone everything he knew.
Glasses Wu was silent for a moment, then raised his head, stared at Hu Hansan and asked, "Are you sure that zombie dog is following you?" ”
Hu Hansan nodded without doubt, and Miao Jingjing didn't have time to stop him.
Hu Hansan didn't expect glasses Wu to point directly at his nose and scold, "It's the zombie dog you attracted, the zombie you attracted!" ”
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