(Sit and wait for the alliance leader [manual well-behaved])

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At this moment, on the stage, the plot has entered the final stage, and Xu Yi bravely exposed the identity of Zhou Tong's thief.

Suddenly, the passengers in the entire carriage were like chicken blood, either reading the newspaper or looking for something to read, and finally, under Xu Yi's anger, everyone put on sunglasses, and at this moment, Xu Yi was still fighting, and the thief was angry and angry, took out a fruit knife and stabbed Xu Yi fiercely.

However, Xu Yi did not give in, he returned the wallets in the thief's handbag to everyone one by one, and once again called on everyone to catch the thief.

This time, everyone stood up, but in the next second, everyone ran outside, and in the carriage, only the thieves played by Xu Yi and Zhou Tong were left.

The injured Xu Yi limped to the vacant seat, the whole person lost his life, waiting for the thief's revenge, but at this time, the thief put down his schoolbag, took off his tie, and squatted down.

The whole stage fell into darkness, only a beam of light hit the tie that Zhou Tong bandaged Xu Yi, and as Zhou Tong exited, the beam moved up, and Xu Yi sat alone in the carriage, looking at the audience innocently.

Quiet.

Dumb.

The curtain fell, and the innocence in Xu Yi's eyes was like an invisible pressure, raging madly in the hearts of everyone at the scene.

One minute.

Two minutes.

Three-minute ......

"Smack"

"Smack."

"Bang bang."

"Bang bang bang."

Faint applause rang out first, but soon, the applause became one after another, and the applause quickly swept through the hall in a burst of applause. ，

The audience stood up.

The judges stood up.

Backstage contestants also stood up.

Those who originally thought that Xu Yi was just a vain name, those who had mercilessly abused Xu Yi Jianglang on the Internet, and those who were envious, jealous and hateful of Xu Yi, were applauding at the moment, and everyone's applause contained respect.

Applause.

Applause.

Or applause.

All the applause is not enough to express everyone's inner emotions, this is genius, this is the real new hope of comedy!

On the Internet, Xu Yi's performance also shocked the audience watching the live broadcast.

"Damn! Lao Tzu knew that this show was absolutely reversed, and it was impossible to simply follow the imitation routine. ”

"Imitation? Is upstairs blind? This is clearly a tribute work. ”

"From now on, my favorite comedians are not only Zhao Benshang, Gao Xiumin, Fan Wei, Xu Yi, you are one."

"A New Hope for Chinese Comedy!"

"I don't understand comedy, but when I saw Xu Yi's last look, my heart really hurt, why are people so indifferent now, why are everyone like this?"

"I'm ashamed, I remember that I once saw a thief, but because of my timidity, I didn't come out and didn't have the courage to fight wits and courage."

"Don't be stupid upstairs, okay? Fighting wits and courage? Don't you know the consequences of a battle of wits and courage? I didn't see the sketch played, the protagonist's aura was unreliable, and he was still cut by the thief, but don't worry, in reality it's better than the sketch, because you will die! ”

"Haha, the truth upstairs, although I also like Xu Yi's sketch, but I think this sketch is a bit ridiculous, if the final ending of this sketch is changed to the protagonist is dead, then I think it's still a little interesting, and the thief will repent? Than teasing. ”

"I agree with it so much, I think Xu Yi should come out to popularize science, so that everyone should not be so blind, isn't the role of idols like this?"

"What is blindness, it is because of your group of people in society that they have become so indifferent, you are the group of passengers in the bus."

"Passengers? Hehe, kid, can you stop being naïve? Do you know how expensive kindness is now? Some time ago, a freshman sports student in our school, came home on the weekend and ran into a thief, which had nothing to do with him, but he insisted on rushing to the hero, and was stabbed to death, I heard that he was sentenced to three years in prison at most, do you think a life is worth three years? ”

"It's also said that the cost of being a good person is too high now, who is particularly willing."

"Anyway, I think I will definitely come out if I encounter this kind of thing, as for the college student mentioned above, he has the ability to say his real name, my uncle is the president of the procuratorate, you name it, if I can help, I am happy to ask my uncle."

"Huh."

There is almost no suspense, Xu Yi won the championship of the college student campus art festival, and "Where is the Thief" has also become one of the classic works since the start of the show.

But on the Internet, the controversy caused by "Where is the Thief" has not been dispersed, and the topic of whether to act bravely has also swept away with lightning speed, and at the same time, many sports students have been mentioned to save people but sacrificed themselves.

As the original creator of the sketch, Xu Yi was quickly approached by the media, facing the camera, Xu Yi looked a little helpless, "To be honest, I didn't think that a sketch could cause such a warm reaction from everyone, of course, this is the original intention of our comedians, this is good, but it is not to be righteous and courageous, I have reservations about this, of course, if a person has the ability to act bravely, it is the best, but we also know that today's China is such a reality, the price of a good person is too high, and there is no guarantee, There have been a lot of revelations on the Internet, and there are people around me who have lost their lives because of righteousness and bravery, so I still recommend that everyone act bravely within the scope of their ability, for example, a group of elementary school students fight, you are an adult, there is no problem to pull away, but if there is a group of people fighting with knives, you just need to call the police, and you must be rushed in, life is the most important thing. ”

Two lives, Xu Yi is not stupid, and now most of the people who are shouting on the Internet to shed their blood for justice are keyboard warriors, what these people are best at is inciting everyone's emotions, if someone really does this, it is his sin.

Justice, or do what you can!

As soon as these words came out, there was an uproar.

"Damn, Lao Tzu thought that Xu Yi was a man who stood up to the sky, but he didn't expect that he was a villain who was greedy for life and afraid of death."

"That's right, I misread you, phew!"

"A play is a play, both on and off the stage, no wonder some people say that you have a bad character, now it seems that this is the case."

"Damn, are the people upstairs all beaten with chicken blood? What Xu Yi said is right, of course, do good deeds according to your ability, those who feel that Xu Yi needs to rush up in everything, I really think that Xu Yi is wearing underwear. ”

"That is, the three views that people Xu Yi said are very correct, especially standing in his position, if he encourages children, he is really not worthy of being an idol."

(To be continued.) )