In the deepest part of the Forest of Death, Jiujiu, dressed in monk's robes, wandered slowly, holding a branch in his mouth, and his childish little face hung with a look of indifference that no one could approach.

But this life did not last long, after making sure that no one was following behind him, Jiujiu immediately changed into a lewd look, looking at the large stack of banknotes in his hand, the delicate little face smiled into a blooming camellia, and the gods chattered, "Immeasurable Tianzun, the old bald donkey really didn't lie to me this time!" ”

Speaking of the old bald donkey, Jiujiu seemed to remember something, and hurriedly stuffed the banknote into the most hidden place in his arms, which could not be blamed on him, if it was to blame, it would be blamed on a certain old bald donkey who was too shameless, in order to protect her private property, she had to make this decision.

After hiding the small vault, the smile on Jiujiu's face became obscene again, and he broke off a branch and walked into the forest with a small tune that did not become a song.

The Forest of Death, the land of death in the eyes of outsiders, but few people know that there is an isolated fairyland in its depths, and in this paradise there are two isolated but greedy for money weirdos, one old and one young, who are greedy for money.

Jiujiu traveled all the way, through the dense forest, and around a waterfall, and finally stood in front of a dilapidated Taoist temple, when he saw the closed door, he couldn't help frowning slightly, and patted it without hesitation, shouting loudly while patting, "Old bald donkey, open the door, I know you're at home, don't hide in it and keep quiet, you have the ability to let me go to patrol the mountain, you have the ability to open the door!" ”

I didn't wait for someone to open the door for me for a long time, and just when Jiujiu couldn't help but want to kick in the door, the closed door was finally opened from the inside, and an old monk wearing a Taoist robe and fairy wind and bones (if you ignore his nondescript dress, you can barely be called a fairy wind and bones!). Jumping out of it with a feather duster, pointing at his nose and yelling angrily, "Little calf nose, what are you shouting, didn't your mother teach you to respect the old and love the young?" ”

"Nope!" Jiujiu touched his nose and answered the old monk's words honestly, and slipped in past him without waiting for him to send out a second wave of attacks, leaving the old monk alone in the wind.

The old monk looked at the chic back that was gradually moving away, the corners of his mouth twitched, and for a moment he seemed to remember some sad past, and dropped the feather duster in his hand to the ground, sat on the ground, and cried with a handful of snot and tears, "If the Buddha is above, Guanyin Bodhisattva testifies, what kind of sin did the poor monk do, and teach such a white-eyed wolf ......"

"Primordial Tianzun, Lingbao Daojun, Taishang Laojun, do you care about the little calf named Jiujiu under the seat, he deceives the teacher and destroys the ancestors so much, do you know it......"

Jiujiu changed his clothes and came out and heard the crying of an old bald donkey, the corners of his mouth twitched, but he was already used to it, and he didn't pay attention to it at the moment, found a good chair in the main hall and sat down and began to repair his own five internal organs temple, walked so many ways, and by the way, he cleaned up a few miscellaneous monkeys, and got a lot of windfall, a good day!

The old monk cried at the door for a long time and did not get the comfort of a certain calf's nose, and when he looked up, he saw the little bastard who gobbled up, and he was so angry that a Buddha was born, and the second Buddha ascended to heaven, and he took a few deep breaths before he almost killed himself, his eyes rolled, and he immediately changed to a sad appearance that was loveless, and beat his chest and said:

"Brother Zhenbang, the poor monk is sorry for you, sorry for the party, sorry for the people, sorry for the whole Hua family, a good girl's family was disabled by the poor monk, the poor monk is hard to die, the poor monk ...... Hmmm......"

The rest of the words were covered by a slender hand, Jiujiu looked at the old monk who was disrespectful to him with a little headache, she guessed his next words as early as when he mentioned his grandfather's name, and sure enough, every time it was these few words, he was not tired and she was tired and panicked.

But even after hearing it tens of thousands of times, she was still defeated by these words, and it is estimated that the goods also saw that she was hit every time, so she took it out again and again to threaten her.

Hua Bao'er, the ninth child of the Hua family's generation, Hua Bao'er has eight sisters in front of her, and she is short of a boy, so everyone had to pin all their hopes on Hua Bao'er's unreliable mother, who was three months pregnant at the time, and even the hospital gave a certificate that it was a boy.

Providence makes people, in the ten months of anticipation of the Hua family, Hua Bao'er was born, the fact of the girl was like a thunderbolt on a sunny day stunned all the Hua family, I'm afraid that except for Hua Bao'er's unreliable and second-class mother who also prefers girls, everyone was hit by this fact.

At that time, the Hua family was provoked by the biggest competitor, and Grandpa Hua had no choice but to Li Dai Taozhuang, announcing the birth of the little son of the Hua family, and Hua Baoer became a kid because of this, this dress is seventeen years, sometimes even she feels that she is a man, let alone an outsider.

Hua Bao'er is also an unlucky ghost, born only six months ago by people unknowingly under a kind of Gu, originally lived less than a year, but her wise and martial grandfather found a strange old monk wearing a robe out of nowhere, the old monk fell in love with Hua Bao'er in swaddling clothes at a glance, and agreed that the only condition for saving Hua Bao'er was to take her away, and the Hua family was not allowed to contact.

In order to save Hua Bao'er, Grandpa Hua and Father Hua decisively agreed, and even the most unreliable Mother Hua agreed with tears in her eyes, and Hua Bao'er fell into the clutches of the old bald donkey, followed him to Shura Mountain, and named Jiujiu.

This farewell to the Hua family is sixteen years, although Grandpa Hua and the old bald donkey often exchange letters, but the old bald donkey has never told sù the content of the nine wine letters, and she has never taken the initiative to ask, the appearance of the Hua family has become blurred in the memory, and the rest is just a surname, and these are all that the old bald donkey said to her, as for the specifics, she doesn't ask, the old bald donkey naturally doesn't bother to explain.

Although the old bald donkey behaves strangely, he is extremely fond of Jiujiu, and he handed over his housekeeping skills to her, but he refused to accept her as an apprentice, which is also the biggest reason why Jiujiu dressed up as a Taoist, as for the reason for not accepting her as an apprentice, Jiujiu asked more than once, but every time he got it in exchange for the pear blossom with rain from the old bald donkey, and over time she didn't bother to ask.

Because of Jiujiu's obstruction, the old bald donkey's howling and crying slowly turned into a small choked voice, and Jiujiu had a headache when he heard it, and sighed helplessly, "Old bald donkey, don't cry, a lot of age, crying and crying are not afraid of scaring flowers and plants, now is a harmonious society, can we talk calmly......"

Hearing her finally whispered, the old bald donkey had a kind of kicking his nose on the face, his eyes widened, and he continued to shout, "The poor monk pulled your calf's nose big with a handful of shit and urine, what, now that the poor monk is old, it should be disgusted by you, you little bastard, white-eyed wolf......"