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The title of the essay is "My Dream". Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

It's the same as the composition of ordinary high school, the number of words is required to be more than 800, and the argument and narrative can be done.

In less than forty minutes, he could complete an essay of thousands of words.

After school at noon, Xu Yi was left behind by Lao Zhou, and there were also Hao He, Liu Hailin, Wang Kai, Chen Hu and others who stayed together, although I don't know why Lao Zhou stayed by himself, but look at these people who stayed, they are all good students in the school, can he be wrong to stay?

went to the office, Lao Zhou asked them to get back their respective composition texts, and then told Hao He, "Go to the big classroom in the afternoon, and you will go up in turn to read the composition, and when you go to the Great Hall, sit in the front, close to the camera." ”

Hearing this, Xu Yi understood, the feeling is that this is going to be an open class!

In order to expand the influence of the school, the school will hold an open class every month, and he doesn't know how the teachers share dividends, but Lao Zhou is definitely a celebrity in the open class, and almost every open class in the previous life is the main battlefield of Lao Zhou, although it is now a high school year, but it has not gotten rid of the curse of the previous life, this open class is still Lao Zhou, and from this situation, this time they are composition classes, as for them were called, the elegant point is Fan Wensheng, In layman's terms, it's childcare.

Regaining his life, Xu Yi doesn't need Lao Zhou's affirmation, or he doesn't value Lao Zhou's affirmation, but he still wants to show his face in front of these peers in the outer class and the same class, in his previous life, he was a little envious of these nurseries, and now it's finally his turn!

Excited all noon, in the afternoon, Xu Yi came to the big classroom early, according to Lao Zhou's requirements, he sat at the front, just after two o'clock, the big classroom came one after another vice principal and eight or nine teachers, two cameramen, and finally a few representatives of other classes.

The purpose of the open class is to promote the school, but in fact, the content is no different from the ordinary course, the biggest difference is that it is a big classroom, Lao Zhou danced on the podium for more than ten minutes, and finally cut to the topic: "The essay topic I asked everyone to write in the last class is my dream, who has written it now?" ”

Xu Yi and a few others raised their hands one after another, and some wild ones also raised their hands.

Of course, these wild tots will never be named by Lao Zhou, this is the law of death.

"Hao He, you come and read yours."

Hao He stood up: "My dream." ”

"My dream is to become a scientist, and Bacon once said that science makes people profound, ethics makes people dignified, logic and rhetoric make people eloquent, and everything that is learned becomes a ...... character."

A few minutes later, Hao He finished reading.

Lao Zhou nodded, "Hao He's article cites classics, analyzes the relationship between science and human beings from a rational point of view, and also takes the future mission of science as his goal. Although it was criticism, Lao Zhou's face was full of smiles, and after a pause, he continued to ask, "Who else wants to read his own?" ”

Xu Yi raised his hand again.

"Chen Hu, you come and read yours."

"My dream is to be a philosopher......"

A few minutes later, Chen Hu's composition was also read, and Lao Zhou squinted his eyes with satisfaction, "Chen Hu's article is very similar to Su Dongpo's style in the past, and there are also some shadows of Nietzsche, it can be seen that Chen Hu is a person who loves to read books, yes, but remember, be more direct when it comes to the topic, don't come up first is a large paragraph of quotations, which is easy to make the teacher tired." ”

After commenting on Chen Hu, Lao Zhou continued to ask, "Who else wants to read?" ”

Xu Yi raised his hand three times.

"Liu Hailin, you come to read yours."

"Dance is my dream ......"

A few minutes later, Liu Hailin also finished reading, Lao Zhou made a comment and continued to ask others.

Two, three, four.

In the end, even Ye Tuo was called up, but Xu Yi, the person sitting at the front, was frequently ignored by Lao Zhou, and when Xu Yi raised his hand for the nth time, there was already a low laughter around him, and some kind classmates quietly stabbed him in the back with their hands, suggesting that he should not be annoyed anymore.

Now Xu Yi's temper has come up, rub, it's you who let Lao Tzu be the trust, and it's you who don't call Lao Tzu, what do you mean? Feelings, why are you playing with me? Sincerity makes me ugly, don't you?

Yes!

You've got a kind!

I'm not playing!

"There is still a classmate in the remaining time, who wants to read their own composition?"

Approaching the end of class, Lao Zhou asked again.

There are very few people who raise their hands this time, because the nursery has been called, and the wild nursery has been called almost, and the rest are those who have never raised their hands from beginning to end, Xu Yi is not stupid, and he has been played a few times, so he is too lazy to take care of Lao Zhou.

Seeing that no one raised their hands, the atmosphere in the large classroom suddenly froze.

There are still seven or eight minutes to go, Xu Yi didn't bother to say anything, and was about to pack up the composition text and go back to the classroom, but before he could open his schoolbag, Lao Zhou suddenly came over and picked up his composition text, and walked onto the podium, "Since we have appreciated so many excellent model essays just now, I think everyone knows how to write such a topic, in order to make everyone more clear about how to write in order to be more realistic, let's read a negative textbook." Lao Zhou looked at the cover, "This is an essay written by Xu Yi, and the title is: My dream is to become a god." ”

Almost at the same time, the whole classroom was stupid, even the vice principal was thundered by this topic with a constipated expression, Lao Zhou pretended to be serious on the stage and said, "We say that the topic is the eye of the whole article, and the examiner should clarify the central idea through the question, but this article is ......" Lao Zhou looked at it for a long time, turned his head and asked Xu Yi, "What is the great god?" Sun Monkey or Tang Seng? And this first paragraph is written, I like the online article because it allows me to cross the world in fantasy, across the world? What is there to do with online articles? It's nothing more than some violence = force. ”

"Also, this is obviously something with three wrong views, Xu Yi, you don't watch the news, don't you know about the bad guys some time ago? It's all about making a fuss, isn't it because a web novel almost ruined two families, you are not ashamed but proud, as your teacher, I have to criticize you a few words, these are taboos for pulling points, how can you write? And this topic, Great God? You are clearly propagating superstitious thoughts, what is the great god? Erlang God or Roaring Dog? ”

"Hahahaha."

Just when Lao Zhou asked this sentence, everyone couldn't help it anymore, laughed loudly, and the vice principal sitting at the back of the classroom couldn't stand up with laughter, the classroom discipline was completely messed up, and everyone was talking unscrupulously.

"What is the Great God? Sun Monkey is still Tang Seng, laughing at me. ”

"Teacher Zhou is so funny, hahahaha."

"Jumping god, hahahahaha."

"Great God? Hahaha, I still want to be Erlang God, hahahaha. ”

"Howling Dog."

"Father-in-law of the land, hahahahaha, it's so funny, laugh at me, save me, save me, hahahahaha."

"Next time, next time I'll write, my dream is to become the Jade Emperor, hahahahaha."

"Then I am the Monkey King."

"I'm Rulai."

"You're a whistling dog."

"If I were a roaring dog, you would be Lu Dongbin, hahahahaha."

"Xu Yi, what is the great god?"

"Xu Yi, why do you want to write about the great god? And what is that great god? ”

In the midst of laughter and ridicule, Xu Yi's whole body trembled,

It turns out that this is Zhou Zhizhong's purpose?

In order to suppress him, he actually came up with such a despicable means, he, no, is he now, or his student, is he a teacher, isn't it teaching to solve doubts? It's okay to suppress him, why make fun of his dreams?

Isn't the online article worthy of respect?

Isn't it true that people who want to cultivate to become great gods are not worthy of respect?

is also writing novels, and they are also providing entertainment for everyone, why do everyone think that traditional literature is very noble, online literature is garbage, and those who write online articles should be poor all their lives, and the authors who write paid to read books are scum, and some pirated readers are actually using high-sounding pirated editions to promote the shameless face of the author, while enjoying the author's hard work.

Why?

You Zhou Zhizhong is standing on the stage now, and the high-sounding criticism of Lao Tzu's composition is very noble, I don't like to read it, I can't get used to it, you give zero points! Did Lao Tzu stop you? You first let Lao Tzu be a nursery, but Lao Tzu was excited for a noon, and he deliberately did not call Lao Tzu in class, so that Lao Tzu was misunderstood, and thought that Lao Tzu loved to perform, and now, you are holding Lao Tzu's hard-working essay and standing on the moral high ground to ridicule Lao Tzu's novels, are you particularly idle eggs hurting and your soul is light!

Zhou Zhizhong stood on the podium, staring at Xu Yi fiercely, the corners of his mouth raised proudly.

That's right.

That's what he's for.

Aren't you proud? Then I will break your arrogance alive in front of everyone, I want to see how you fight with me! (To be continued.) )