Section 1112 Ridiculous game
Li Huaifeng Meiwei: "What do you say!?" Luo Meiwei waved the leaflet in her hand: "No, there is a place for them to play!" ”
Li Huaifeng took the leaflet: "What is this?" ”
"Yourself"
Li Huaifeng's flyer, which reads, Invitation to the First Pretend Competition.
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The fastest updated novel "Friends! Will you pretend? Are you good at pretending? Are you the one who can stand at the apex of the pretending world!? There are real masters of pretending to be forced here, competing with you; There are real pretending saints here, and they will fight it out with you! If you can pretend to love and pretend to like, if you don't pretend, you will die, and if you are good at pretending, you will feel uncomfortable if you don't pretend. Then, this is your paradise, and your skills will be fully exerted here! Come on, are you still in the yard of your own house, with a few friends you know well? Don't use it too much, come here to sign up, the next god of pretending to be forced is you! ”
Li Huaifeng threw away the leaflet: "What kind of is this!?" ”
Luo Meiwei hurriedly picked it up: "It's not a broken thing, it seems to be an interesting game set up here to entertain tourists, it must be very interesting." Brother bodyguard, let's sign up! ”
"Don't go!"
Li Huaifeng said angrily: "What is this?" ”
Luo Meiwei walked up to Li Ao with a smile: "Brother Li Ao, are you the most capable person?" No one is convinced? ”
"Of course!"
Li Ao is full of confidence.
Luo Meiwei asked the man opposite: "The handsome guy opposite, do you dare to compete openly with Mr. Li Ao!" ”
"Who's afraid of whom!?"
"Good! Then decide, there is an opportunity in front, there is no need to do it, there is no need to quarrel, naturally someone will judge which of you is more powerful! Let's go! ”
Twenty minutes later, a group of people stood in a square, and Li Huaifeng's eyes were glazed.
This square is full of people, full of business, and in the middle of the square there is a huge stage on which people are giving loud speeches.
"There are still ten minutes, ten minutes left, please sign up quickly! Who is the god of pretending to be forced this time! ”
Luo Meiwei walked up to the speaker: "Hey, hey, hey, we have to sign up!" ”
"Oh oh oh!"
The host said excitedly: "Okay, there is a young lady who wants to sign up now!" ”
As soon as I heard that there were still people signing up for such a ridiculous competition, and it was a woman, a large group of people immediately began to gather to watch.
Luo Meiwei blushed: "It's not me, it's a few of my friends, they want to sign up." ”
"Oh! Ok, good, good! Whoever comes we are welcome! Who are they? ”
"Brother Li Ao!"
"Oh, Li Ao."
Luo Meiwei turned around and asked the man, "What's your name?" ”
The man blushed and was a little embarrassed: "My surname is Ai, and my name is Ai Yi." ”
Luo Meiwei's eyes widened: "You've really come to the right place." ”
The host laughed: "Great! Mr. Ai Fu, Mr. Li Ao ....... ”
"And more!"
Luo Meiwei shouted: "And my brother Huaifeng." ”
Li Huaifeng was eating a cone, and he almost threw off the cone when he was excited: "Meiwei, what are you doing!?" I'm not going! ”
"Oh, it's okay, just play it!"
Luo Meiwei begged.
"I don't play, you don't come, I don't play with those things."
Li Huaifeng said that he was going to run, but was pulled by Luo Meiwei: "Don't think about running, hurry up and obey!" ”
The host nodded with satisfaction: "Okay!" Now that three gentlemen have signed up, is there anyone else who wants to sign up!? ”
Li Huaifeng, Li Ao, and Ai Yi, the three of them asked sluggishly together: "Is it only the three of us?" ”
The host said: "There are a lot, there is no one originally." ”
Li Huaifeng lowered his head: "I feel so ashamed." ”
The host said: "Three, please pay the registration fee, one million per person." ”
Li Huaifeng slammed the cone back this time: "What the hell!?" The entry fee is one million?! I'm not playing anymore, why don't you grab it!? ”
The host said seriously: "Robbery is a crime, and it's tiring, we save a lot of trouble than robbing in this way." ”
"I'm not doing it, I'm not playing!"
Li Huaifeng turned around and was about to leave.
The host grabbed Li Huaifeng's arm: "What are you going to do, you have a chance to compete for the pretending champion, if you don't pay a million registration fees, then what kind of pretending competition!?" The purpose of the competition is to pretend to be forced, and the theme is to pretend to be forced, and all the qiē revolves around pretending. You're like this, how can you carry out the next pretending game! ”
"That's just right!"
Li Huaifeng said angrily: "I don't play anymore!" I'm not going to pretend at all! ”
At this time, Ai Fu had already completed the transfer, smiled and pouted: "The registration fee of just one million, that's it, hehe, dare to compare with me!?" Bite off more than one can chew!! ”
Li Ao immediately couldn't stand the stimulation, walked up to Li Huaifeng and said, "You don't talk nonsense, hurry up and pay the money!" ”
Li Huaifeng was about to cry: "One million for one person!" ”
"Remember it for me, and I'll give it back to you when I get back! Hurry up, don't lose my face. ”
There are more and more people on Li Huaifeng's side, and they are all talking about it, as long as they grit their teeth and call for money.
"Good!"
The host said: "All three candidates have paid the registration fee, and now our competition is about to start, please be quiet." Now I announce that the first Southern Costume Contest has officially begun! ”
The people below began to applaud, and many people began to discuss.
"I'm the second Olympics, such a nonsense thing, and there are still people signing up!?"
"It is estimated that it is the person they arranged themselves, who will spend a million registration fees to participate in such a heartless competition, it must be their own insiders, and it will be a gimmick. How many reporters are taking pictures, I guarantee that you will be on Tencent News in a while. ”
"But now people really have no discipline and no lower limit, and they can also be used to compete, I wonder how they compare."
"Haha, I guess it's deliberately funny, traveling, just having fun. They're funny, let's laugh, the tourists are happy, they're famous, it's a win-win. ”
Li Huaifeng sat on it, his face flushed like an apple.
Du Shishi tugged at the corner of Luo Meiwei's clothes: "Meiwei, this ...... Isn't it too embarrassing? ”
"Huh!? Hi! What's this, it's just to have a good time and have fun. ”
Luo Meiwei looked indifferent.
"However, the registration fee is so expensive, it cost Li Huaifeng a lot of money! I feel very distressed. ”
Luo Meiwei smiled: "Brother bodyguard is a little family, he is not short of money at all now, how much he wants." Besides, that Li Ao said that he borrowed all the money, and when he returned to the north, he would return it to the bodyguard, so don't worry. ”
The host said: "Ladies and gentlemen, it is an honor to preside over the first pretend competition for you, and now I will introduce it to you. Our No. 1 outfit crunch - Mr. Suite! ”
Ai stood up with a red face, raised his hand in greeting, and the people below whistled together.
"No. 2 pretending to be a criminal, Mr. Li Ao."
Li Ao stood up, calm.
The people below laughed together.
"Number three......."
Before he could finish speaking, Li Huaifeng rushed over: "If you dare to introduce me like this, I will kill you!" ”
The host's eyes widened in surprise: "Everyone! Is it!? Is it!? is worthy of being the seed player of this year's pretending competition, No. 3 Li Huaifeng, who is so naked and pretending to be forced with the host, he is really pretending all the time! Let us all applaud him for his spirit of pretending to be desperate! ”
Ai pretended to turn around and whispered to Li Ao: "Your friend is very scheming, and he actually used this way to seize the opportunity." ”
Li Ao snorted and said, "Shameless! ”
Li Huaifeng lowered his head and walked back.
The host said excitedly: "Now, it's the first round of the competition, the personal elaboration session!" Listen, please! May I ask the three contestants, do you think you are handsome! How handsome, please show your handsomeness in one sentence! ”
Ai Yi stood up first and said proudly: "My handsome has broken through the sky, reached the quality assurance, and is handsome to a new height in the new era." I've never failed to talk to each other in my life, all the girls worship for my face, and all the girls lose their resistance as long as they have their faces. If handsomeness is a sin, I have sinned heinously, and if handsomeness is a mistake, I have been wrong, irreparably ....... ”
The people below commented: "It's too good to pretend!" It's shameless! ”
"Good! Have a seat. Player two, please answer this question. ”
Li Ao stood up: "To be truly handsome, you must not only have a temperament!" What is popular now is temperament, and I am a person who has both appearance and temperament! I am the most handsome in the world! ”
The people below commented: "This grandson is good enough to pretend, with his virtue and temperament, are these people deliberately trying to be funny?!" ”
"Player Three!"
The host said, "It's your turn." ”
Li Huaifeng stood up and said very simply: "I'm not handsome." ”
Then sat down.
"Oh, this kid is self-aware!"
"Uh-huh, this kid seems to be a normal person, haha."
The host was surprised and said, "Oh! Oooh! He took the initiative to say that he was not handsome! This person is really out of the ordinary, but how can I smell a pretense in this? Contestant No. 3, are you deliberately going the other way to get the attention of the jury!? ”
Li Huaifeng said dissatisfiedly: "Can you not be useless?" You hurry to the next item, hurry up and finish, I'm in a hurry! ”
"Oh my God! This No. 3 contestant, who doesn't give the host any face, doesn't seem to care about this competition at all! It can be seen that in his heart, he has won this game steadily, no, to be more precise, he doesn't seem to care about the outcome of this game at all! What a conceited and arrogant guy you have to be so contemptuous of a ......! ”
Li Huaifeng clenched his fists and wanted to rush up and beat him.
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