Chapter 4: Farce

Fengsu slept until three poles in the morning, if Wen Yuanmo hadn't come in and kicked him out of bed, it is estimated that he would have been able to spend the whole day in bed.

"Get back to your kennel. Wen Yuanmo clasped his hands and threw the sword to Fengsu, who was lying on the ground. Fengsu wailed, wishing to lie on the ground and not get up.

"Can't you be nice to the elders?" he covered his waist and climbed up, Wen Yuanmo snorted coldly, "I don't know which elder took me to steal fish and touch dogs all day long." ”

Feng Su really had the feeling of raising a big wolf cub to be bitten, "I think you were still holding my thigh with snot and calling my brother back then, but now you look like this, chilling!" He said sadly, Wen Yuanmo glared at him, his face full of black lines.

"Don't talk nonsense, get out of here, the city lord will come in a while and you will feel good. ”

Feng Su immediately put his sword on his back, "Why didn't you say earlier that the old man was coming." After speaking, he went out directly over the wall, and the whole action was smooth and done in one go.

Wen Yuanmo looked at his back and sneered, "I don't know who the old man is." ”

Fengsu and the current city lord don't like each other, and they can't do anything about each other. Kazesu lives in Wakaki Castle, so he doesn't dare to offend him completely. The city lord is because he can't win him by simply beating him, and it's not good to drive away Fengsu. So as long as they don't meet, the two can get along safely.

As for the two of them, Liangzi was still formed because of Wen Yuanmo, Wen Yuanmo was the treasure of the city lord at the beginning, and that talent was rare to see in a hundred years. As a result, this guy Fengsu took Wen Yuanmo everywhere to make trouble all day long, and also hit other children.

God knows how skinny Wen Yuanmo was when he was a child, but in the eyes of the city lord, Wen Yuanmo was spoiled by Fengsu.

Anyway, after that, as long as the adults in the city see Fengsu and their children together, it will be a severe beating, plus spiritual education.

However, if the children of Wood City are like being enchanted, they like to mess with Fengsu, who is more sticky than kraft candy wherever they go. Originally, Fengsu had some scruples at first, but later he got used to being stared at a lot. still takes children up the mountain every day to catch birds and fish in the water, which has become a famous negative teaching material in Wakaki Castle.

"Help, kill someone!!" Feng Su was almost frightened by this exclamation and fell from the sky, this is a pond fish?

He wanted to hurry up and go.

"Don't come here, help!!" Chiyu clutched his chest and kept backing away, he was so frightened that he kept screaming.

Wen Ze was almost deafened by his scream, and said impatiently, "Shut up." ”

Chiyu immediately covered his mouth, but his face was full of horror, and his whole body trembled. The adults who rushed to hear the sound hurriedly escorted the cub behind them, and a woman held him in her arms and asked gently

"It's okay, we're here, what's going on?" Chi Yu slowly calmed down when he heard her voice

Tears and snot mixed together, crying together, and stammered, "Brother Feng... Woo... By... She's going to kill her..."

The woman almost knelt on the ground, hugged the fish and cried.

Wen Ze's face was clouded, and before he could explain, someone stabbed him with a sword. She hurried back to the wall, and the man did not give up, and the others took up arms and surrounded him.

"What kind of grudge do Fengsu have with you, you actually killed someone!" Wu Geng made a handprint, and the morning glory on the wall was as long as crazy, wrapping around Wen Ze's feet.

Wen Ze sneered, and the entire wall and the room were instantly frozen, "I'm not welcome to do it again." ”

She was a little annoyed, and early in the morning the ghost child rushed into the house and howled wolf, and she was attacked before she could figure it out.

The others looked at each other and were about to step forward.

"Excuse me, what's going on?" Fengsu didn't know if he had come at the right time, so he said hello slightly awkwardly. When he jumped down from his sword, he saw the pond fish and the winter snow crying together, and his home, which was unfortunately frozen in ice.

As soon as he saw him, Chi Yu pounced, "Brother Feng, why are you still alive?" Feng Su's face was full of black lines, when did he die. Feng Su looked up at Wen Ze, who floated down from the wall and the others hurriedly retreated.

"Ask him yourself, I don't know when I killed you. Wen Ze said coldly, her head hurts a little now, and the cry of the pond fish is not covered, and it is shocking to cry ghosts and gods.

"Don't cry, cry again, I'll cut your tongue" Wen Ze rubbed his temples and said irritably.

Chiyu was so frightened that he immediately shut up, his little face was red, his shoulders trembled, and he kept snorting, which couldn't be more pitiful. Wen Ze said helplessly

"Why don't you keep crying. ”

The originally tense atmosphere was made by the two of them, and the rest of them couldn't help laughing. Wu Geng rubbed his head, "Chiyu, good boy, I can't find my daughter-in-law after crying again." ”

Chi Yu wiped away his tears and glared at him with red eyes, "You can't find your daughter-in-law!"

However, as soon as it was interrupted, the pond fish stopped crying, and felt ashamed in hindsight, and hurriedly pushed away Fengsu. "Villain, where did you go?"

As a person who died inexplicably, Fengsu wanted to answer him very much, and went to play chess in the palace of Hades. But just now, this kid cried like this, and then joked that Feng Su had to be hated to death by the pond fish.

"I went to play with Wen Yuanmo, and you told me how he died?" his childish question Wen Ze was very disgusted, and couldn't help but say, "Stupid." ”

As soon as she said this, the pond fish was suddenly amused.

"Just now I came to you, and saw that your house was in a mess as if it had been ransacked, and I went to your bedroom to see this girl lying down. ”

Chiyu pointed at Wen Ze, Feng Su nodded, and everyone pricked up their ears to listen.

"She just woke up, so I asked where you are?" and she said dead!" Chiyu still felt aggrieved when he said this, but Fengsu was deeply impressed by his intelligence. It's not right, Wen Ze usually speaks very seriously, and he can't help but take it seriously.

When Wu Geng heard this process, he slapped Chiyu on the back of the head, "Tell you to read more books, you want to run around with Fengsu." ”

Feng Su once again lay down perfectly, he swore to the sky, he didn't play much with the pond fish, why did he bring the pond fish badly?

"You little devils. Wen Ze sighed, then turned and walked into the house, the ice on the wall was also taken back.

Seeing her leave, Wu Geng slapped Fengsu's chest, "Where did you come from?"

Feng Su said with a straight face, "Picked it up." Wu Geng glanced at him, wrapped his arms around his neck, and said with a wicked smile

"What's it called? It's so good-looking, if you don't like it, give it to me." ”

Fengsu was a little speechless for this daydreamer: "If you can beat it, take it away." ”

Wu Geng was just joking, let go of Fengsu, and put his hand on the shoulder of Chi Yu. "Let's go, little pond fish, my brother will take you to pick up a beautiful girl. ”

The others whistled and laughed, "Call us next time you're dead." ”

Feng Su was very speechless, "Something without conscience, get out!" He didn't know how the soft and cute children when they were young grew up to be this virtuous.

In this space, Fengsu found the winter snow standing by the wall. With red eyes, she stared at the unfamiliar gate of Fengsu's house in a daze.

"Dongxue, are you okay?" Fengsu was thinking that this would not be another scared stupid child, Dongxue shook her head, her face a little pale.

"Brother Feng, who is she?"

Feng Su didn't even think about it, and said, "My junior sister, be beautiful!"

Dongxue nodded a little disappointed, "Well, it's beautiful." I'll go first if you're okay. After saying that, he ran away.

Kazesu was a little confused, "What's going on?" and was about to go in, when the door on the opposite side suddenly opened.

"Howling early in the morning, this is! I saw a fat-waisted aunt come out with a forked waist and a hoe in her other hand.

Feng Su looked at her like a ghost, was he not suitable to go out today, and actually provoked the old woman Aunt Wu.

Ruomu City has several famous things, the red lantern in the east of the city, the energy array in the north of the city, the lock of Uncle Zhuang in the south of the city, and the scolding street of Aunt Wu in the west of the city.

He summoned this great god so much that he didn't die, and she didn't come out of the earth-shattering voice of the pond fish just now, so why did she run out now?

"Yo! It's Aunt Wu, I almost didn't recognize it, you are particularly glorious today. "Feng Su has practiced talking nonsense with his eyes open to the realm of boiling green.

But unfortunately, the person he met was called Aunt Wu. Aunt Wu went over directly and grabbed Fengsu's ears, "Didn't you recognize it? Do you see it clearly now? The old lady is radiant and still needs you to say it!"

As he spoke, he twisted Feng Su's ears again. Kazesu wanted to save his ears from her, but he really didn't want to stay in Wakaki Castle.

"Yes, yes, I'm clumsy, I'm clumsy, it's a sin to disturb your old man's sleep!" said Kazesu with a hippie smile.

As the saying goes, reaching out and not hitting the smiling person, Aunt Wu finally let him go. This is Fengsu's many years of wits and courage with Aunt Wu, and she just now, she can run to your door and scold for a few days, and she has not lived a clean life.

Aunt Wu's backstage is very hard, and she is Uncle Zhuang who even the city lord does not dare to offend. The city lord wanted to demolish this alley to build a new one, but she was scolded by Aunt Wu at the door for more than half a month, and she didn't dare to ask someone to drag her out. There is no one with this majestic momentum, anyway, Fengsu is walking around when he sees her.

"Be quiet for the old lady in the future!" Aunt Wu put down her cruel words and twisted her waist and left, Fengsu was like an amnesty, and finally sent away this great god.

"It's not even the early stage of training, you can just dodge,"

Wen Ze saw him come in, and said a little strangely.

Fengsu didn't expect that the scene just now was seen by Wen Ze, and he was a little embarrassed in an instant. "It's a new nightmare to dodge. ”

Wen Ze was a little interested, "I thought you were an elder, but it doesn't seem to be." ”

Fengsu sighed lightly, "Anyway, just remember not to offend her, speaking of respecting the elderly, in fact, I am much older than her, and she should respect the elderly." ”

Wenze "......"