"Shut up!" An Sanshao kicked Yang Ze in the abdomen, he controlled his strength and kicked not very hard. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Yang Ze is the nephew of An Sanshao's second grandmother, and his cousin who has the same smell. Yang Ze has had the best relationship with him since he was a child, and the two of them have been together for a period of time when they were young, and they have also made an appointment to run away from home together and brave the rivers and lakes. Of course, it didn't work out.

Later, they worked hard and embarked on their careers. An Sanshao is both civil and military, while Yang Ze is only coarse in literature and ink, but he is a rare general. is different from An Sanshao's background in the imperial examination, he is the previous martial arts tanhua.

Moreover, Yang Ze's ability to march and fight and arrange troops is no worse than Jiang Congmao.

Besides, Yang Ze ate An Sanshao's gentle kick, but he flew out a foot away very exaggeratedly, rolling around on the ground with his stomach in his arms and howling: "Help! Adults are going to kill! ”

"Shut up!" An Sanshao bent down and raised his legs, took off a boot, and smashed it into Yang Ze's face.

"My lord! What the hell is wrong with you? Lin Hui, who was good friends with Yang Ze, silently stretched out his hand to block the stinky boots for Yang Ze.

Yang Ze glanced at him gratefully.

Lin Hui moved his hand that had been broken by An Sanshao, approached him and asked softly, "Why is it so angry?" But who annoyed you? You say, who is not long-sighted, dares to make you unhappy! Our brothers will definitely be angry for the adults and beat that man up! ”

The rest of the wounded did not have time to show their solidarity with him and show their loyalty. saw An Sanshao slap Lin Hui's injured hand, and the pain made him cry and scream. I heard An Sanshao yelling at him again: "Get out!" Stinky boy, who are you going to beat?! ”

When everyone saw this, they understood in seconds: yes! Their governor, who was angry with her again, did not dare or bear to be angry with her, and came to torture their innocent and pitiful subordinates. What a whimper! Why are their lives so miserable?!

Yang Ze and Lin Hui, the two brothers and sisters, supported each other and retreated to the side, silently observing An Sanshao, who was covered in black gas.

"Looking at his appearance, I'm afraid I'm very angry this time." Yang Ze grinned and whispered to Lin Hui: "I don't know how my cousin-in-law provoked him?" Do you think my cousin-in-law is going to divorce her husband or run away from home? I heard that a cadre of elders who had been driven to the countryside of Cheongju by his cousin had returned. ”

"Those people are too capable of tossing, and my cousin-in-law must have been tortured a lot, can't stand it, and wants to leave home. That's why he looks like a ghost. Yang Ze used the only intact chin on his entire face to point at An Sanshao, who was covered with black clouds.

"Not really, right?" Lin Hui looked at Yang Ze with a gaze of "listen to your nonsense". He is the eldest son of Lin Siye, and when the Anjia was in trouble a while ago, he happened to be taming bandits with his uncle Lin Wuye in Lin'an County, and he didn't hear of the "heroic" deeds of "An Sanshao and two chasing the elders in the family".

"Really!" Yang Ze's voice unconsciously became louder, resounding throughout the school: "The group of elders of the An family is making trouble, which is more difficult than thousands of bandits!" Not to mention a good-tempered person like our cousin-in-law, I can't stand it. Even the Bodhisattva can't stand it! This time they are making a comeback, and their skills must be more sophisticated, and her cousin-in-law must be tired of being tortured by her elders all the time, and she wants to reconcile with King An Bawang ......"

"And a fart!" An Sanshao took off his shoes angrily, shook it hard, and hit Yang Ze's big mouth very accurately.

He retorted loudly: "My wife will not be separated from me!" We said that we would love each other for a lifetime, and love each other until we were old. Stinky boy, don't spread rumors! Your mouth is so stinky, you grew up eating dung?! ”

"Ann Bawang, you're enough!" Yang Ze was originally the character of the demon king of the mixed world, and he was repeatedly angered by An Sanshao and lost face, and his patience ran out. stood up directly, pointed at his nose and scolded him: "You faceless and skinless wife is strict!" The villain who picks up soft persimmons and pinchs! ”

"Every time I was wronged by your wife, she came to take pity on us. Tell you, I've had enough! You have the ability to go to the Lord! That's the case, I still respect you as a man! ”

"Brother Yang, don't say a word." Lin Hui saw that An Sanshao's face was darker than the night, and he pinched a cold sweat for Yang Ze.

"Humph!" An Sanshao laughed angrily: "My wife Hui'er is on the side, what does it matter if you are a man or not?" It's better than an older bachelor! ”

"You! Oh, I don't know who was older than me back then, thinking that he fell in love with a man, and publicly told his family that he would break his sleeves for the rest of his life. Yang Ze sneered.

"I also have a target for breaking my sleeves, and the other party is also a peerless beauty, a personal disciple of the master of the fortune operator. Not only is his appearance unparalleled, but he is also proficient in agriculture and medicine, and he is rich in five cars. It's like someone has no eyes, falls in love with a hypocritical product, and the crush has not dared to confess for many years, and drags it on until everyone is married, and then gets drunk and runs to the wedding banquet to make a fuss. As a result, he ruined his reputation, so that a lot of people are still uncared about now, and it's a shame to think about it! ”

"You ......" Yang Ze choked angrily, An Bawang was too shameless. The scolding was short, and he didn't dare to look at the faces of his comrades. How will he meet people in the future?

After being silent for a long time, Yang Zecai continued: "I'm ashamed, but it's not as good as someone who brazenly chases after other people's beautiful doctors, and has been rejected thousands of times, and the more frustrated he becomes, the more courageous he becomes." In order to marry a beautiful woman and go home, he completely disregarded filial piety and disobeyed his elders again and again......"

He slowly talked about some of An Sanshao's unfilial deeds.

All the people who were injured by An Sanshao sat on the ground, listening with great interest to the pair of cousins revealing their shortcomings to each other, and constantly amazed. I didn't expect Lord An and General Yang, who are usually dog-like and glamorous, to be like this in private...... So unexpected!

How could such unscrupulous descendants not be killed by the elders of the An family and the Yang family in the first place?

God is also unfair, Yang Ze and An Sanshao, who always cause trouble and disgrace the family, actually mix better than them and become their bosses! This is called honest and duty-bound them, how can they be embarrassed?!

An Sanshao and Yang Ze quarreled and constantly exposed each other's old backgrounds. Hearing this, the group of young generals were excited and dumbfounded, and they got to know the two bosses in the army again.

They silently wrote down the words of Yang Ze and An Sanshao, and planned to go back and tell them to their relatives and friends. also let the world know what kind of goods Lord An and Lord Yang, who are extremely brave, handsome and capable, are in private.

An Sanshao and Yang Ze quarreled from dark to dawn, and they were reluctant to stop. He actually asked his subordinates to bring them tea and water, and continued to yell at each other after drinking.

As soon as the morning dawned, the other officers and men in the army got up and gathered at the school for training.

Lin Hui and the others looked at the more and more listeners gathered in the school field, and saw those soldiers whispering and laughing in their ears, and pinched a cold sweat in their hearts for An Sanshao and Yang Ze. These two people usually love face the most, and now they step on their faces like this, majestic or something, they all call themselves cut off and fed to the dog. How will you meet people in the future? How to convince the public?

When An Sanshao and Yang Ze talked about the rise, they had already shown their faces, and secretly vowed to convince each other. The two almost talked about each other's troubles and frustrations from childhood to adulthood.

If it weren't for Cen Erniang, Cen Erye and Master Bu Operator who came later and stopped them in time, these two fools might have to talk for three days and three nights.

Cen Erniang covered her waist with one hand, pulled An Sanshao's arm with the other, leaned on him with half of her body, and dragged him back to the camp.

Yang Ze came back to his senses, felt too embarrassed, pretended to faint, and was carried to the military doctor for treatment.

Second Master Cen and Master Bu Operator felt that An Sanshao was too ashamed and didn't want to stay in the army to listen to their jokes. After the two of them stopped An Sanshao and Yang Ze together with Cen Erniang, they saw An Sanshao helping Cen Erniang to his camp, so they got into the carriage together, returned the same way, and went back to Xiao'an Mansion to tease the cute Zhuangzhuang. (To be continued.) )