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This black alley is just behind the most prosperous area in the city center, which can be regarded as a typical urban village, but there is a provincial key famous school here, so this side has not been demolished. The whole street is not very long, about three to five hundred meters, and the main consumer group is still middle school students, so except for the occasional small store selling clothes, most of them are making snacks.

Opening a store here, there is no need to consider the decoration at all, although the current students are not a disadvantaged group at all, but they will not be so particular after all, so such a store is opened here, if the taste is good, making money is a matter of every second.

The unique snacks dazzled Deng Shuang's eyes, such as egg scones, finger cakes, baked sweet potatoes, stinky tofu, jelly, and grilled sausages......

Wang Erwu walked into a small shop familiarly, this store is a bit similar to the old-fashioned courtyard house, the house has a retro style, it is made of red bricks, and the top floor is still the kind of simple asbestos tile.

"Boss, sweet and sour pork ribs, lard powder, cold salad kelp marinated chicken feet, and authentic stinky tofu." Wang Erwu shouted in tongues.

"Erwu, what do you say? Why can't I understand? It feels like a tongue twister, isn't it possible that you still have to use a code for eating snacks? ”

"What the hell? I speak in tongues, and I order food. We are in a foreign land, and we don't speak in tongues, and people think that your pig will slaughter you. Hey. ”

"Can you promote some positive social energy, where is there still a stealer in this society now?"

"You are so simple, let me tell you, the last time I took a taxi in the provincial capital, it was because I didn't speak in tongues, so I took me around a few times. I happened to be idle, so I didn't squeak, but when I got out of the car. I just gave a starting price, haha. ”

"And the driver finally agreed? Did you expose him directly? Deng Shuang asked suspiciously.

"I didn't expose it directly, I just pretended to answer my mother's call, and then I said it in dialect. Mom, it's almost here, well, this driver may have just come from out of town, and he took me from Nanhua Road to Dongxing Road. Now that he has turned to Warsaw Road, I guess he is familiar with the terrain, anyway, the family has not eaten yet, so I will accompany him around, in case he gets lost, I can still help others for fun. ”

"Haha, what was the driver's expression at that time?"

"Expressions? Hehe, scared to pee, and then he asked me in a very non-standard Northeast accent, big brother. How does the pimple go? Later, I got out of the car, and he thanked me vigorously, and he sent the pennant, hehe. He doesn't know that I have lived by wit until now in my life, and he wants to pit me, but he is still tender. I think back then, I forgot about the price of the vegetable seller. ”

While they were chatting, a group of middle school students walked in with their school bags and ordered a table of dishes. Start chatting.

"Twenty-five, the children are really tired now, and they only get out of school at this time." Deng Shuang said quietly.

"Yes, evening self-study. That's how I got through it. Wang Erwu said.

Then I heard a group of boys at the next table start chattering.

"It's really depressing to have to stay in school every day for evening self-study." One student said.

"Yes! There is no teacher who can teach all subjects, so why should we students learn all subjects? ”

"However, Yakumo Daishao, your kung fu to confront the teacher today is really a blow-up! Mr. Zhang's face was green at that time, and he was speechless! ”

"It's his own fuss. Can I call it copying homework? Linguistically it is borrowing, mathematically it is called analogy, in English it is called copy, geographically it is migration, biologically it is transcription, and historically it is called cultural unification. Hehe, Mr. Zhang still thinks that he is very good, every time he says something that he has taught for more than ten years, what students have never seen, he never thought that we have been students for more than ten years and have not seen any teacher, it is really weak! ”

"But today's teacher's question is too difficult, what is a businessman riding a donkey across the desert of 1,000 kilometers to sell 3,000 radishes, it is known that donkeys can only carry 1,000 at a time, and every kilometer to eat one, ask the merchant how many radishes can he sell in the end?"

"yes, I've called my dad for help."

"That's right! Your dad is in business, he should know? ”

"Don't mention it, my dad is still in a coma in the hospital, and the doctor said that he may be mentally ill, and he is still counting turnips when he sleeps!"

"It's just that this topic is a bit perverted! Can this donkey cross 1,000 kilometers of desert? And just donkey food, won't the merchant starve to death? ”

"Yes, yes, the key is that the donkey is carrying the turnips, where is the water? And umbrellas, tents and the like, don't bring any? Is this to sell turnips or to commit suicide? ”

"That's it! So how far can a donkey TM go in a day? It's not in line with biology. Also 1000 km of desert? Which country? It is even more inconsistent with geography. ”

Deng Shuang listened to a group of children chatting, couldn't help laughing, and quietly asked Wang Erwu, "Aren't you smart?" You can help them out. ”

"Sometimes it's not that I don't understand, I just don't want to understand; Sometimes it's not that I don't know, I just don't want to say it; A lot of things, just know it yourself, you don't need to come out, other people's children will think that you are showing off your talent. ”

"Hehe, you can't figure it out, can you?"

"Didn't you hear the children's analysis? The head is the way, and I agree, that the merchant must have died in the desert in the end. I can't sell a single turnip, and I have to hitch a ride on a donkey. Wang Erwu smiled, "Come on, eat a piece of stinky tofu, this taste is authentic." Wang Erwu picked up a piece of stinky tofu and put it in Deng Shuang's bowl.

"I can't eat it." Deng Shuang had a bitter face.

"Didn't you say hungry? I haven't started eating this yet, so why can't I eat it? ”

"I can't have a heart, once I have a heart, I can't eat."

"Something? What's up? Can I help you? ”

"You can!" Deng Shuang smiled happily.

"Then you name it, and I'll try to help you resolve it."

"Okay, you tell me, if the merchant is lucky not to die, and the donkey is not lucky to die, how many radishes can he sell in the end?"

Wang Erwu's face was full of black lines, and he hurriedly ate a few bites, and then asked the boss for paper and pens, and began to calculate......

After a long time, Wang Erwu silently raised his head, "534 roots!" ”

"Why?"

"Are you a hundred thousand why? You eat first. The answer is all to you, you can eat it, right? Oops, a large chunk of my brain cells are dead. ”

"How do I know if you're blinded to me? As the saying goes, don't force a man to tell a lie, he will hate you, and don't trust a man too much, because you will hate him! ”

"What the hell? Little Sour, you can kill me...... I feel a little tired of living......"

"Don't, if you want to die, you have to finish your last words, hehe, tell me the bank card number."

"I have amnesia, your beauty makes me forget jì a qiē ......"

"Less flamboyance! Tell me how to count, I'm hungry! ”

"When the donkey is 1,000 donkeys and 200 kilometers away, there are 800 left, 600 are unloaded, and they return to the starting point. If you repeat it twice, you can stock up on 1,200 radishes at 200 kilometers, and if you don't have to return the third time, you will have 800 left, and you will have a total of 2,000 radishes with the previous one. After 333.3 kilometers, there are 667 left, 334 unloaded, and the first unloading site will be returned, the second time will eat 334 radishes on the way, and the second unloading site will add the unloaded 334 radishes, which is exactly 1000. At this time, a total of 533.3 kilometers were walked, and the remaining 466.7 kilometers only needed to eat 466 radish, so the number of radishes that could be sold was 534. ”

Deng Shuang was stunned, "It's too complicated, I don't understand, I'd better eat...... I'm so hungry......"

"I'll go, damn donkey......"

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