Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Story of the Goddess's Photo
Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Story of the Goddess's Photo
According to Sister-in-law Feng, isn't this kid an otaku? Shouldn't the life of an otaku be to go home as soon as you get off the bus and then drive? How could it be possible not to be at home?
Hey, is this still an otaku, who is an otaku like you who is not at home, this is too unprofessional!
Yue Xingshuang couldn't help but complain for a while, but Chi Maoshu was not at home, and she had no choice but to leave in a huff.
Look at the time and it's time to eat, eat something first, and come back again. It's just that what if that kid doesn't come home at night? I heard that a lot of ** silk like to spend 50 yuan to spend 50 yuan to spend the night in the nearby shampoo room, which is really a headache.
The beautiful reporter had no choice but to step on her high heels and walk outside the community.
Hmph, my feet hurt so much, it's all to blame on that kid, sister, I've never walked so far!
Ten minutes later, at the most famous Aunt He dumpling restaurant nearby, the beautiful reporter pushed open the door of the store while looking at the food recommendations on the mobile phone, and then she saw that Chi Maoshu was sitting in the dumpling restaurant, eating spicy soup dumplings, and chatting with the daughter of the female boss Aunt He, a fifteen or sixteen-year-old pink girl who was helping to watch the store at home during the holidays.
It turned out that after Chi Maoshu got off the bus, he remembered that this time was more embarrassing, although the meal had arrived, but he had just eaten not long ago, and if he didn't eat at this time, he would be hungry at eight or nine o'clock, so he simply used the Tianbing Rapid Digestion Method to digest the mutton skewers in his stomach, and then came directly to eat dumplings.
The pink little girl was absent-minded when she was settling accounts, and was immediately criticized by the proprietress: "I said Xie Xiaoman, it's okay if you don't study hard, you don't even pay attention to settling accounts, if you don't concentrate anymore, I will marry you to the brother in work clothes over there!" ”
As far as Aunt He knows, this kid is a poor ** silk, and it is very suitable to use it as a negative teaching material.
, this little girl is so tender, Sister Xie Xiaoman, hurry up and settle the account, brother, I'm waiting to take you home.
"Hehehe, I think that brother is very handsome, with an ethereal and mysterious temperament! Hey, brother, what's your name? Unexpectedly, the little girl was not afraid of her mother's threat at all, but talked to Chi Maoshu.
Haha girl, you really have a vision, you can actually see that my brother and I have an ethereal and mysterious temperament, my brother is the god of thunder, the ethereal and mysterious temperament or something, naturally there is a big one.
And for Yue Xingshuang, it feels like a mountain and a river with no way out, and another village!
"Haha, I chased you, so you are eating here!" Yue Xingshuang hurriedly walked over, sat on the bench next to Chi Maoshu, and pushed Chi Maoshu's ass with her round buttocks, signaling him to give up some place for himself.
I'll rub, sister, don't you want to be so hot, brother, I'm a serious person, I can't stand the temptation, rub, the ass is so soft and feels good, there's a reaction there!
Chi Maoshu hurriedly sat down inside, clamping his legs.
"Boss, let's have a bowl of classic radish pork hot and sour soup dumplings!" The beautiful reporter recommended ordering food on her mobile phone.
"Hmph, vixen, your breasts are not as big as mine, what are you proud of?" The pink girl was not happy and muttered in a low voice.
Chi Maoshu almost burst out laughing, and hurriedly ate dumplings and drank soup without speaking.
Yue Xingshuang's face was dark, and there was nothing she could do with this little girl, she couldn't quarrel with a fifteen or sixteen-year-old child. In desperation, she decided to treat it coldly, ignoring the little girl, but leaned sideways to Chi Maoshu: "Mr. Chi, please tell me about it, okay?" ”
"No, I said that your poor image has affected my mood, so I don't have to discuss!"
Chi Maoshu snorted and drank the dumpling soup, and said something vaguely.
"Hmph, why are you like this? Why do I have a bad image, how many people follow behind and want to chase this girl, what kind of eyes do you have? ”
"Hehe, my aesthetic is more unique!" While speaking, Chi Maoshu ate a large bowl of dumplings at an jaw-dropping speed, and drank the dumpling soup cleanly.
At this speed, I have properly caught up with the goddess!
Chi Mao thought about it beautifully, and suddenly pressed the table, and the whole person jumped out against Yue Xingshuang's body, standing in the aisle outside, and when he dropped twenty yuan and was about to run away, a pair of small hands grabbed the back of his work clothes in time.
"Mr. Chi, don't go!"
“…… In front of the public, you beauty, what are you pulling and pulling, what are you doing? Chi Maoshu was a little helpless: "By the way, how do you know that my surname is Chi?" ”
"Hehe, I not only know that your surname is Chi, but I also know that your name is cat and mouse, live, hehe, I won't say where you live!"
"You, who was born in the paparazzi, are so powerful, I am speechless!"
"Your dumplings are here!" The pink little girl broke the siege in time, and slammed Yue Xingshuang's dumplings on the table, almost splashing the dumpling soup.
"Oh thank you!" Yue Xingshuang glanced sideways, and just as she was about to say something, Chi Maoshu took advantage of her carelessness at this moment, and had successfully broken free and ran away quickly.
"You're back!" Yue Xingshuang was in a hurry, and stood up to chase after her, but was stopped by the pink little girl: "Miss, you haven't eaten your dumplings yet, and you haven't paid yet!" ”
Saying that, when Chi Maoshu returned home, he began to recite the Beicang map again. There were only a few hours in the evening every day and the time was really tight.
It didn't take long for the doorbell to ring.
Chi Maoshu shouted angrily: "Who! ”
"Mr. Chi is me, can you please open the door?" A sweet and delicate voice came.
I'm rubbing, you're still ghostly!
Chi Maoshu was helpless, so he had to open the door and said, "Beauty, please spare me, I'm still very busy, I don't have time to play games with you!" ”
"What, I just want to hear a story and look at that picture!" The beautiful reporter rolled her eyes, feeling that she was also drunk, how could she meet such a strange thing.
"Well, I was wrong, I tell you, that picture was given to me by my goddess because she rejected me, but I love her too much, and she was worried that I would not be able to think of suicide after falling out of love, so she gave me a picture to talk about as comfort. That's the whole story, I lied earlier, she's not my girlfriend. Well, that photo she promised me that I would only be shown alone in this world, and her own original film was deleted. So I can't show it to anyone else, beauty, do you understand? ”
Chi Maoshu made up a story in an instant, and sighed in his heart: "I'm rubbing, I'm so tmd witty." ”
"......" Yue Xingshuang can't help it, this story is neither reasonable nor realistic, and she can't find any flaws. As for the photos, it's definitely out of the picture.
Hey, my Most Beautiful Moment News Award, just passing by, I'm really unwilling!
"Ahh The beautiful reporter suddenly shook her long burgundy hair, grabbed her scalp with her hands, and let out a mad scream, which frightened a little mouse who happened to pass by.
"Okay beauty, it's okay now, I'm still busy, please!" Chi Maoshu said with his mouth in his mouth, but his eyes looked at her pink red lips and stockings and beautiful legs dishonestly.
"Wait, the story he told just now is also very beautiful, very sad, and very literary. The mysterious perfect woman, the most beautiful side of the goddess, the rejected ** silk, the down-and-out man who fell out of love, the figure of the bus crying when he looked at the photo, the story of wanting to commit suicide for love but being saved by the photo, wow, all this is so perfect! The beautiful reporter suddenly returned to normal, jumped twice on the spot, and suddenly smiled coquettishly: "Thank you for your story, I know, goodbye!" ”
As she spoke, she staggered downstairs.
"Neurotic!" Chi Maoshu frowned: "She looks so beautiful, but unfortunately she has a problem with her head, no one is perfect." ”
Close the door and continue to memorize the image.
At around nine o'clock, Chi Maoshu's recitation plan for himself according to the schedule had been completed, and he had memorized a little more. Just when I was proud, my phone rang:
"Chi Maoshu, what are you doing?"
It turned out to be a shy little beauty Ziyunshang!
The speed is online, and when I open QQ, I see that the little beauty of the cat's paw has sent a message to herself offline.
"Hehe, I was busy just now, I'm just done, good evening!"
"Hee-hee, good evening classmate who eats cat and mouse, what are you busy with? It's Friday, haven't you gone out? ”
Whats, it's Friday today?
Chi Maoshu hurriedly looked at the calendar, it was really. Dude, I'm also confused these days.