Chapter 28: Comparing the Seven Stars of Longquan, a Taoist priest
One is a fish intestine that looks very cute and obedient, full of soft girl templates, but has a suspected black belly.
One is the Emperor Qi who has thrown out the form of a girl, 108,000 miles, even the Emperor Qi in the form of a royal sister is a little inferior, but it is a deep and natural turtle.
Let's take a look at the two before me -
Sister Di Qi is a top-level black belly who likes to pit people to death and then stand on it, holding a lace folding fan and smiling like a flower.
Dadao Shangyang is completely a devil muscle man with the word [hot blood] stuffed in his head.
Can't you have a few normal swords in this house......
Mu Yue, who had already had a nervous breakdown because of the calamities, suddenly felt tired.
Glancing at Mengzhu, Gong Xingyun and Nian Ai Suhua, he was looking left and right and kept saying, "Huh? Huh? The voice of the natural stupid turtle, Mu Yue no longer had much hope for the next Longquan Seven Stars.
After several people (mainly Mengzhu) twittered and explained, the Turtle finally figured out the current situation.
With one hand clenched into his fist and slammed it on the palm of his hand, the Divine Turtle suddenly said, "It turns out that I am the Divine Turtle Sword!" But...... Am I not a sword? How did you become human? β
The fish gut trotted up to the turtle and reached out to pat the other man's shoulder, but because of her height - though we prefer to believe that it was actually this hidden belly on purpose - she slapped her hand on the turtle's chest.
β and then bounced off...... Bounced off!!
Instructor! Turtle She hit someone with the ball and fouled!
"Ahem!"
The fish intestines coughed a little embarrassed, looked at the turtle who had not yet reacted to what had just happened, and said, "Don't worry, the master is a good person and won't let you warm the bed!" β
"Huhββ! Warm the bed? β
The turtle suddenly covered his small mouth and widened his round black eyes, and then asked a sentence that made everyone thunder-
"What is a bed warmer?"
"Puff ha......"
Gong Xingyun immediately rolled on the ground with a smile on his stomach without any image.
Thy majesty! Thy majesty! He's crying, hey!
Dadao Shangyang looked the turtle up and down, and finally smashed his mouth and sighed: "It's the first time I've seen such a female baby, it's different from the daughter-in-law from the village of Lao Tzu!" β
After a long time of commotion, everyone finally let the turtle understand the current situation.
"Oh, so you're the master?"
The turtle looked at Mu Yue and tilted his head.
"Don't you need me to warm your bed?"
"No, no, no......" Looking at Mengzhu's expression of baring his teeth, Mu Yue hurriedly shook his head.
The Divine Turtle nodded, as if she wanted to take a closer look at Mu Yue, so she stepped forward.
"Woo ββ!!!"
Very decisively, the turtle fell to the ground.
A very classic natural flat fall has appeared!
The turtle who fell to the ground in a panic made a mess of the palace clothes on his body, revealing a lot of beautiful spring light.
"Yue-chan is not allowed to look at it!"
Mu Yue was immediately hugged by Mengzhu and stuffed his head into the latter's chest.
And Di Qi did not hesitate to punch Shangyang next to him with a smile like a spring breeze, making the latter let out a "Gooha!" The voice squatted down with his stomach clutched.
Except for Emperor Qi, no one noticed the small action of the fish intestine secretly retracting the little foot that was stepping on the skirt of the turtle.
[Hehe...... This junior is really interesting......]
For a while, Di Qi actually had a sympathetic feeling for the fish intestines.
When the turtle stood up again with the support of Gong Xingyun and sorted out the palace clothes on his body, Mu Yue was let go by Mengzhu.
"Poof...... Mengzhu, I'm almost suffocated to death......"
"I think you're dying happily, right? Hum! β
Gong Xingyun glared at Mu Yue fiercely.
"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and call out the remaining two swords too!"
"Okay, okay!"
Mu Yue nodded, picked up the Longquan Seven Stars on the table, and then stretched out his hand to Gong Xingyun.
In Mengzhu's bulging bun face, the two held hands again.
Just like the scene where the fish intestines and the turtle appeared before, the Longquan Seven Stars turned into a ball of light and flew to the ground, and finally turned into a handsome and extraordinary looking man.
Long white hair, a high Taoist crown, an apricot yellow robe, and a gossip compass hanging from his waist.
The appearance of a handsome Taoist priest in full clothes.
"I am the Seven Stars of Longquan, the Seven Yuan Relief Support!"
Posing in a pose that he thought was very handsome but was very exaggerated in the eyes of everyone, Longquan Qixing grinned and smiled with a mouthful of white teeth.
"Does anyone want Dao Ye to tell you a fortune? It's okay to open the light! What? Kaiguang is a Buddhist? Hey, little friend, this is your mistake, the Buddha has heard this sentence? β
After posing for a long time and finding that he ignored himself, the embarrassed look on Longquan Qixing's face flashed, and then he looked at everyone, and his eyes quickly fell on Mu Yue.
With his eyes widening, Longquan Qixing suddenly ran in front of Mu Yue, grabbing Mu Yue's arm with both hands.
As if frightened by the momentum of the Longquan Seven Stars, Mu Yue leaned back.
"Oops! Are you the sword master of the Dao Master? Oops! Sword Master, there is a red light spewing out from the Heavenly Spirit Cover above your head! β
"Come on, come on, let Dao Ye calculate a hexagram for you? Do you know it! Dao Ye used to be a sword in the hands of a generation of demon Zhuge Prime Minister! β
"When he scolded Wang Situ to death, Dao Ye witnessed it with his own eyes!"
Speaking of this, Longquan Qixing suddenly had a trace of sadness on his face.
"It's a pity, Prime Minister...... Ay! The sky is long, why is it so thin? The situation in Wuzhangyuan can not be forgotten by Dao Ye to this day......"
"IβI don't tell my fortune......"
"Don't tell your life? That's fine, too! β
Longquan Qixing was not angry when he heard Mu Yue's refusal, he instantly put away the sadness on his face, and then took out a lot of messy things from his arms with a smile.
"Then sword master, will you buy a talisman? But it worked! Ensure that all evils do not invade the group of ghosts and avoid it! β
"For the sake of you being our sword master and meeting for the first time today, how about Dao Ye give you a twenty-percent discount?"
ββ¦β¦ Where did you get all this mess with your freshly transformed sword? β
"Hey, Sword Master, this is your lack of vision!" Longquan Qixing raised an index finger and shook it, "As a Taoist priest, cheating...... Phew, these things are a must-have when running a business! There was a time when Dao Ye was also transformed, and this is what he collected at that time! I remember meeting a fellow practitioner named Yuan Tiangang at the beginning! That guy lied...... Phew, it's the ability to tell people's fortunes, but it has thrown off the Taoist ten streets! If you don't admire, you can't! By the way, there was also a person named Li Chunfeng at that time, who was stirring up each other's foundation with Yuan Tiangang! Hey, sword master, don't wonder why Dao Ye knows about stirring the foundation, you must know that as a Taoist priest, you must read a lot of books to meet people, talk about people, and talk about ghosts, right...... balabalaβ¦β¦ balabalaβ¦β¦β
Mu Yue: "Who can throw this funny broken Taoist priest out for me?" β