Chapter 67 Eating alone, not fattening
"But, Mr. Holmes, you have a question that you haven't explained, where did you get so much water to put out the fire, can you explain it clearly?" Angela's brain is not stupid, and she has just recovered from the shock that Long Yu is superhuman, and immediately asks the most difficult and pointed questions to explain.
"This, I think it's best to ask our client, Miss Long Yu, the superwoman, to answer this question, Miss Long Yu. Thank you! Yang Liu kicked the ball to Long Yu very irresponsibly.
In general, Long Yu is still a very witty girl, but she is slightly inferior to Yang Liu in terms of social experience and reaction speed, but she is much better than other ordinary people. In the face of Angela's aggressive question, Long Yu's eyes rolled, and he pretended to be very shy and replied: "I think there is not so much water, at that time, I used too much force and accidentally broke the main water pipe of the entire floor, and then the water pressure kept flowing and flowing, and it didn't stop all night, and there should be no problem with thousands of tons of water flowing out!" That's not something that can be made in seconds, not even a real superman. Of course, you can't fully believe the words of those newspapers, they are always exaggerating the facts and making a lot of sensational news. I also suspect that this incident may be the work of the guys in the building who have damaged the room decoration by the flood. ”
After Long Yu's explanation, coupled with the help of Yang Liu and the intentional or unintentional guidance of the qi machine, almost everyone believed Long Yu's explanation, and even if they had doubts, they did not announce it in public, because as Long Yu said, even if it is really Superman, he can't get so much water, and Superman in the movie doesn't have that kind of function.
"Okay Long Yu, I think we will all keep it a secret for you, at most only to your closest friends. Of course, you'll have to perform your stunts for us after dinner, or we'll make it known to the whole world. On behalf of everyone present, Angela expressed everyone's wishes to Long Yu.
"And you have to allow us to record while you're performing, and maybe when your movie comes out, those videos can come in handy, both to build momentum for your promotion, and to hype up Superwoman's gimmicks and help you earn more dollars." Hathaway, who is known as three sentences that are inseparable from the dollar, really did not disappoint everyone, and finally said the word.
"But Long Yu, you have to buy several high-value insurance policies now, before you climb up to the twenty-first floor to swing next time. Trust my professional advice, even Superman gets hurt sometimes. Of course, I hope you'd better never play this kind of game again..."Lilith said with a blank face, but his advice was full of warmth.
The Mermaid School has excellent sports facilities and even has a small outdoor climbing training area. At this time, this training ground is crowded with students who have just had breakfast, and they are waiting eagerly to watch Long Yu's rock climbing performance.
After bolting the safety rope and checking it carefully, Long Yu took a few steps back to observe the cliff wall carefully, and then ran a few steps lightly, jumped lightly on the cliff wall, and his body instantly rose three or four meters high, grabbed a protruding rock six or seven meters away, and at the same time, his feet also kicked a protruding rock on the cliff just right, like a gecko clinging to the rock. After a slight adjustment for a second, Long Yu used one arm to exert force, lightly kicked under his feet, and once again volleyed two or three meters in the air, and firmly attached it to another suitable position, repeating it several times before the students had seen it and climbed to the top of the cliff more than ten meters high. Without waiting for the cheers of the students below, Long Yu checked the safety rope fixed on the top of the cliff, and then jumped backwards facing the cliff wall, using the safety rope to draw a beautiful arc in the air, and flew down seven or eight meters, which happened to land on a large rock wall. Adjust it again for a second, Long Yu directly backflips and landed steadily to the ground, and his crisp landing movements are comparable to the best gymnasts.
The stunned was followed by warm applause, and all the students were impressed by Long Yu's neat and light-like movements, and involuntarily responded with the warmest applause and cheers.
Yang Liu was the first to praise loudly: "After watching your performance, the first thing that comes to my mind is that Laura, the heroine in Tomb Raider, is not Superman." Of course, if you jump from a height like this in the game, you will definitely get injured and need to use a large first aid kit. It's a miracle that we actually saw that you seemed unscathed. ”
Yang Liu made a good start and attributed Long Yu to the category of human beings, other classmates were led to crooked thinking, and they also praised Long Yu in the same way, and even some male classmates bet that Long Yu is definitely better than Laura in the movie, because you can use all kinds of stunts to make movies, but Long Yu is a real Chinese light skill, and even her body and appearance are slightly better than Laura's actors, and she will definitely be a better actor than Laura in the future.
Although all the students claimed to keep this matter a secret, there is no impermeable wall in the world, not to mention that there are hundreds of people who know about it. But under the pressure of the school, under the planning of the new governor, this superwoman incident was gradually diluted, and finally disappeared into invisibility. After all, most people like the new and hate the old, and they will soon be attracted to the new news and forget about the unreliable Superman events.
After the incident passed, Long Yu realized that the actions of the two of them before seemed too unrestrained, and they flew into the sky every once in a while to find a circle over the city, and almost every time they had to do something big and small, in the long run, it was really difficult not to expose some secrets of the two, so it was time to settle down and be a quiet female school bully.
Why does Long Yu also want to be a quiet female student? Because she was fooled by Yang Liu. Yang Liu told Long Yu that sooner or later we will have to fly to other planes. It is impossible to know what the plane we are going to be like before we ascend, maybe like the heavenly palace in the mythical world, maybe like the heaven described in the Bible, but more likely it is another civilization on another planet in the universe, of course, they must be more advanced than our earth. However, no matter how advanced a civilization is, it will have its shortcomings, and no matter how backward a revolution is, it will have its own strengths. Therefore, we have shouldered the mission of spreading the civilization of the earth. It would be a lifelong regret if we didn't learn enough about Earth before we ascended, because we never knew if we would ever have a chance to return to Earth again.
Yang Liu's words were full of righteousness and awe, as if the two of them were the messengers of the earth's civilization or the vanguard of the invasion of alien planets. In short, whether you are shouldering the mission of peace or want to open up alien space for the earth, you can't do it without being a beautiful female student.
In the past, Long Yu's life did not have any special goals, but now the goal of life is so ambitious, not only to soar by day, but also to shoulder the mission of the entire earth civilization, so that he has to work hard, otherwise he will really wait until the day when the day of the day, he is still a little fool who is ignorant of anything, wouldn't it seem too stupid.
In fact, the so-called ascension of the sun is one of the goals of the monks. In other words, this goal may be someone else pointing a rabbit for you to chase, or it may be someone else digging a big pit for you to jump, or more likely is a super cake drawn by someone else for you to eat, whether you can eat it depends on your own efforts and character value, and the rest can only be left to God.
In fact, Long Yu's study plan is very simple and very easy to achieve, that is, to read 10,000 books. No matter what kind of book you are interested in, you can read it. Of course, it is necessary to take good reading notes, which can not only improve efficiency, but also develop a good habit. It was only later that Long Yu gradually realized how precious this good habit was, so much so that it would benefit immensely from countless adventures in the future.
The words are divided into two ends, and now let's talk about the unlucky Ascended couple, who are still worried about how to keep the little fairy sisters completely.
"Senior brother, what should we do? Seeing that the real achievements of the little fairy sisters are jumping out one by one, and the successful development of a large-scale long-distance ultra-long-distance teleportation array is imminent, this secret cannot be maintained forever, and it will attract the covetousness of countless ill-intentioned people, and it will be a catastrophe if it is not done well. "Smoke is not worrying.
The head senior brother Qiu Shengwei didn't seem to be as worried as the little junior sister, but turned on the teaching mode, and said step by step: "The little fairy's master is a great monk, and many of his famous sayings are worth pondering. For the current environment we are in and how to deal with it, it is very accurate to summarize it in a sentence from the little fairy master. Here's a hint that you told me not long ago. ”
Hanyan carefully recalled the bits and pieces of the report to the senior brother in the past two days, pondered sentence by sentence, and finally stroked his palm and chuckled: "What the senior brother said is not that sentence about eating alone and not getting fat, right?" The little fairy's master is really wise and martial, and everything can find a solution from his quotations. However, I think the senior brother is more wise and martial, and he can find a solution at once among the many quotations of the little fairy master, such a keen insight and accurate judgment, the little sister is not as good as that..."
Qiu Shengwei found that in the recent period, especially after Jindan Dacheng, Hanyan has become more and more able to praise people, and sometimes he will be embarrassed to praise him. This time there was no exception, hearing the praise of the little junior sister, Qiu Shengwei's immortal golden body of the cold facial paralysis image was broken again, and he involuntarily cracked his big mouth, smiled so much that he couldn't see his eyebrows, and his teeth were exposed.
After being happy, Qiu Shengwei's face turned straight, and he instructed in a firm tone: "Since there is a solution to this matter, let's discuss how to implement it first." I'll say it first, you can add it, and then we'll discuss it with the other Elder Zhang, and when everyone agrees, we will meet with the Great Elder and ask him to make a decision." ”
"It's still thoughtful! If this matter is approved by the Great Elder, it will definitely be carried out. But why didn't you mention the little fairy? She's the one who started it! The little junior sister asked strangely.