The filming of "The King of Comedy" this time was something that Chen Ge decided after thinking about it for a long time. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Some people say that the movie "The King of Comedy" was a comedy when I was a child, but now it seems to be a tragedy. Zhou Xingxing in his previous life once said: "I thought I had filmed a lot of tragedies, but when I filmed it, you all thought it was a comedy." "yes, if one day the clown cries, you don't think he's funny.

Tianqiu discussed the inner activities of the "dead man" with the director who liked to turn his head, and was scolded by Sister Juan for "refusing to die". The audience laughed in front of the film, but all this is true. Zhou Xingxing once played the role in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" was beaten to death by Mei Chaofeng with one palm, and he went to the assistant director to discuss whether he could die with a second palm, how desperate he wanted to change the fate of that second. He is like a bystander, calmly showing the wound to the crowd, it is a healing process, entertaining others and embracing himself.

Many people will never forget this film, probably seeing it standing by the water and shouting "Work hard!" Struggle! The thin and strong self. It turns out that the three most beautiful words are not "I love you", but "I raise you".

At first, when Piao Piao laughed at Tianqiu for being a dead runner, he would immediately smile and correct: Actually, I am an actor; When she casually said that Piao Piao was a dancer, she instantly put away her smile and asked more seriously, who did you say was a dancer, and Tianqiu sincerely apologized. And after accepting the reality and resonating with it, they don't mind what the other party calls themselves, have dreams, and warm each other. "The Flowers of Pessimism" reads: In life, you can hurt me at will, I don't care, but you can't touch my dreams.

She was his one-man audience, clapping her hands as he performed; He taught her to hug under the tree, and she rested her head stiffly on his shoulder. With love, where do you need to learn, the rest is just instinct. The love of the low-level characters came cautiously, and she tentatively blamed Tianqiu for the dry lips, and then moisturized it with her own lipstick-coated mouth.

"Hey, it's pitch black up ahead, you can't see anything."

"No, it'll be beautiful after dawn."

People who bring hope are always fascinating. I remember being asked why many of the little people in his movies found love when they were most down, Zhou Xingchi said that love is very important when he is down, and when it is very difficult, love is a great support next to him.

The experience of being cheated on by her ex-boyfriend did not make Piao Piao lose the ability to love, and she fell in love with this man with dodging eyes. After a night of pleasure, the feud awakens from happiness. Piao Piao was wearing his shirt and sitting on the windowsill with his long hair scattered, looking like he had broken with the past and regained his life, a situation that no one else had ever been, and his eyes softened. She frightened him, if there was an element of love in it, Piao Piao at this time was his unworthy appearance. So he turned his back to her, as if once he was brave, he would be lowly and fluttering, and he would not die well, which was the fate he experienced.

Zhang Ailing said: "When she saw him, she became very low, low to the dust, but she liked it in her heart, and flowers bloomed from the dust." ”

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Today is the filming of the second scene of "The King of Comedy", and the promotional trailer of "Art Life" was filmed and produced by the post-production team and crew working overtime overnight.

(Tengue is dressed in a priest's clothes and is pushed to a designated position)

Deputy Director: Na, stand there~

Feud: Yes.

Director: (pointing) Lights! (Response: Lights are OK!) Props! (Response: Item complete!) Actors! (Sit on the stool) stand-by!

Tianqiu: I'm sorry, director. Well...... According to the background and personality of the character, when I play it later, I want to be a little more naughty in terms of rhythm, but it is a little contradictory, what do you think?

Director: Okay, turn on!

(The priest was shot dead by Du Juan'er, and the feud fell)

(Juan'er vs. the bandits...... ）

(The priest is still wobbling behind)

Director: (stands) Cut!

Juan'er: What's wrong?

Director: (pointing at the feud) What is that guy doing in the back? You're dead!

Assistant Director: (rushes forward) Hey! What are you doing! Aunt~~

Aunt Xia: What's the matter, Brother Sunny?

Assistant Director: What is that trickster doing?

Director: (Coming forward) Why can't you die and die?

Tianqiu: Because the character I designed is more mischievous. So the underlying line in my heart is that I don't want to die.

Director: (...... You don't want to die, you have to die!

Heavenly Enemy: Actually, I almost died, if you give me a little more time, I will die.

Juan'er: Hey! Do you know how many negatives there are in a second?

Heavenly Enemy: (happy) There are 24 squares, Sister Juan.

Juan'er: Do you know how many seconds there was in that shot?

Feud: About a minute.

Juan'er: (angry) Do you know how many seconds, how many negatives, how much money and the time and scheming of the staff were wasted because you didn't want to die!!

Feud: (dumb)

Deputy Director: (knocking on the head of the enemy) What are you eating!

Juan'er: (Director Xun) Please! You also have to find some professional ones! Substitutions and remakes!

Director: (angry at the vengeance) Be smart!

Assistant Director: (to the Heavenly Enemy) Go home and think about how to die!

Aunt Xia: (pushes the feud away) Alright, Brother Sunny.

(Outside the studio)

Tianqiu: Auntie, what did I do wrong?

Aunt Xia: Don't ask me again, I don't know what you're doing! Let's go!

Heavenly Enemy: (Dawning on him) You reminded me that I still have to go back to the neighborhood welfare club to open the door, and I'll be back soon.

Aunt Xia: You don't have to come back! Please! Don't let me carry the black pot anymore!

(in the studio)

Assistant Director: Hey! If you come here, will you die!

Jackie Chan: Oh. Director, how are you going to let me die?

Director: Shot to death, get ready! (hand gesture like a gun) action!

Jackie Chan: (Falls to the ground, struggles, dies) Okay, director?

Director: That's right, change your clothes~

Assistant Director: Let's go!

Jackie Chan: (nods) Thank you.

(Go to change your clothes and meet the enemy)

Tianqiu: This big brother, where did you learn drama?

Jackie Chan: I haven't studied acting.

Heavenly Enemy: Oops! You're a genius!

Jackie Chan: (patting Tianqiu's shoulder) You can use dim sum, ah~ use dim sum!

Feud: (clenching fists, working hard)

Assistant Director: (rushes up) What are you still doing here? Let's go! (Pushed the feud)

(Exit)

The lunch boxes stacked up, and Tianqiu came out.

(Tian Qiu was about to take a lunch box in his hand, but was grabbed by the other hand)

Drama: What for?

Heavenly Feud: Hello big brother dramatist! I want to get a bento!

Drama: (Throwing off the hand of the enemy) Haven't eaten yet!

Heavenly Enemy: Oh~ Because I have to go first, so I ......

Dramatist: (Stands) Then you go first! Do you know why you didn't send food? It's because of you bastard! Die and die and don't die! Everyone has nothing to eat, and I don't have anything to eat!

Don't you want to eat? Yes?

(Thrown to the side of the road, a dog comes up to him) and eats with him!

Feud: (awkwardly walking)

Drama: (singing), you're a puddle of. Life is cheaper than ants. I drive a Mercedes, you pick your nose. Dine!? It's you!

(Tian Qiu came to work at the neighborhood welfare association, opened the door, and distributed entertainment supplies to others)

(Tianqiu went to call, just finished dialing, and an old man came in)

Old man (accusation): This is the neighborhood welfare association, you are late all day, so many people are waiting for you.

(Laughter)

Celestial Enemy: Ah, no, ask what time tomorrow's announcement is

Auntie: (angry) I don't know!

Heavenly Enemy: What about the day after tomorrow?

Auntie: No! (Hang up)

(Tianqiu slowly put down the phone in a daze)

(The welfare club is full of bored old people and children...... ）

(The welfare will get off work, and Tianqiu will call again)

Tianqiu: Hey, Auntie, where are you?

Auntie: What do you want?

Heavenly Enemy: Oh, I want to ask again, is there anyone who doesn't have dialogue?

Auntie: No!

Celestial Enemy: So, what about the ones that don't seem clear?

Auntie: No!

Heavenly Enemy: Is there anything you can't see at all?

Auntie: I can't see you at all now, don't call again! (Call disconnected)

(Tian Qiu returned to his residence - a small room in the welfare institute, there was only a simple bed in the house, and many pictures of famous Chinese and foreign actors were pasted on the wall next to the bed)

(Tian Qiu hastily finished eating, looked at the watch, and went to call again)

Tianqiu: Hey, Auntie, where are you? (The phone is hung up again)

(Back in the hut, Tianqiu thought left and right, and it was difficult to calm down)

(Tianqiu was lying on the bed, concentrating on reading a book, the title of which was "The Self-cultivation of Actors")

(Heavenly feud goes to bed with lights out)

(When the day dawned, Tianqiu turned the stage of the welfare institute into a "neighborhood theater", and a sign on the stage read, "Tomorrow's performance of "Thunderstorm")

Tian Qiu: (standing on the stage) Ladies and gentlemen, the play "Thunderstorm" is adapted from a masterpiece of Chinese literature. This is already a household name. I'll be the protagonist tomorrow, don't you want to see it?

(There is only one child in the audience, and the other elderly people are doing aerobics)

Heavenly Enemy: I made an appointment with you.

Jiajia, what are you going to do after dinner tomorrow?

Jiajia:.

Tianqiu: How happy do you say you are to come to see your uncle acting after? The most important thing is to call Daddy, Mommy to watch together, if they don't come, then cry, scatter, spit indiscriminately, until they come, then be good, Uncle loves Jiajia the most.

(pinching the child's face vigorously)

Jiajia: (Trying to leave, he was grabbed by Tianqiu and pulled back to the stool)

Tianqiu: Jiajia, if I don't see you coming tomorrow, your fate will be the same as this doll.

(Take the toy from the child's hand and unscrew the head.) ）

Did you hear that?

Jiajia: (crying...... ）

(at the desk)

Tianqiu: Uncle Seven, what about the play "Thunderstorm", it will be performed tomorrow night, have you memorized the script?

Uncle Seven: I'm familiar with it, don't worry, I also made a song! As soon as the old man saw the maid, he sang: "You'Rebeautiful, You'Rebeautiful......"

Tianqiu: Ah, Uncle Seven, the theme song is sung by me. And this old man you played, he is Chinese.

Seventh Uncle: As soon as the maid saw the master, she sang: "You'resohandsome, you'resosmart, thank youmuch......"

Heavenly Enemy: Seventh Uncle! Uncle Seven!

Uncle Seven: (continues singing) "pleasetome......"

Heavenly Enemy: Don't you do this!

Uncle Seven: "iaccptyou......"

Heavenly Enemy: Seventh Uncle! You want to open a little! Someone, help!

(Next to the shop)

Heavenly Enemy: Morning! Hong Ye! Our "Thunderstorm" is about to be performed. Shall we rehearse again?

Hong Ye: Do you still need to rehearse "Thunderstorm"? "Thunderstorm" is just a morality! Then, when you come out to mix, you have to talk about two things: first, that is, righteousness, and second, money. So, what does that mean to talk about righteousness......

Heavenly Hatred: "Thunderstorm" is about righteousness, but don't ignore that emotional drama. Because of your character, in the end, he was killed by lightning for love.

Hong Ye: Then, when it comes to splitting, I'll tell you! This chopping people, we have two kinds of rivers and lakes, the first is to chop ~~ The second is to stab!

(Rolling up clothes) That, this scar was cut by a beef knife~~. That's how the stab is stabbed.

(Turns to a gangster, pretending to stab him, but the gangster doesn't react)

This kid is new, I'm sorry, I don't have an expression.

(stabbing at another thug) That's, that's how the stab was done.

Mix A: Oops!

Hong Ye: (hating iron does not become steel) Be serious, it's okay to hurt a little more!

Mixed A: Oops, oops~

Hong Ye: Your acting skills are really bad! Brother Qiu, teach him for me.

Feud: Pain, according to Stanislavsky, the master of Russian theater theory. It should be reflected from the outside in, and then from the inside. Come on, you can try to do it again now.

Mix A: (contorts face) Oops.

Celestial Enemy: (pointing to his face) Well, it's a lot better, isn't it? His whole performance is a lot more three-dimensional. Okay, you try again now!

Mixed A: Oops ~ Oops......

Heavenly Feud: That's right! A little more, a little more......

Mixed A: Oops ~ Oops...... (Painful)

Heavenly Enemy: Let me help you again, okay?

(Step forward and step on the gangster's foot until it is flat)

Mix A: (...... Scratch everywhere)

Hong Ye: Huh? This is going down, and he seems to be starting to skim now.

Heavenly Enemy: (Brings a mirror and points it at the mixer) Come on, you can see clearly, this is your expression, remember this feeling.

Hong Ye: Recognize, remember, hear? Walk!

Heavenly Enemy: Ahhh~ What about our "Thunderstorm" tomorrow night?

Hong Ye: (waving) "Thunderstorm" doesn't need to be lined up, we came out to mix, I promised you, I will definitely arrive! Then, bring a hundred and eighty people tomorrow to make a strong noise!

Heavenly Enemy: Definitely!

Hong Ye: Don't worry!

(Turns, to the thugs) Hey! Hurry up.

(Garden)

(There is a grandmother doing tai chi)

Hong Ye: Hurry up and prepare! (A handful pulls the bastard to the ground) Hey! Mother-in-law. You stepped on me.

Grandma: I'm ...... I didn't.

Hong Ye: You don't feel it when you step on someone, you look at his feet, they are all flattened.

Grandma: (pointing at the bastard) yes, still sweating profusely.

Hong Ye: Come on for a few hundred yuan, I'll help you send him to the hospital.

Grandma: (touching my pocket) I don't.

Hong Ye: Look at the way he looks, he's almost dead!

Grandma: (pulls out 100 yuan) I only have 100 yuan......

Hong Ye: (snatched it) Take 100 yuan! (pull up the mix) do things!

(Everything is seen by the enemy)

Celestial Enemy: (pretending to pass by) Huh? Grandma, your money is gone.

Grandma: (picks up money) Ah, fortunately. Ah, sir......

Celestial Enemy: Are you free tomorrow night?

Grandma: What for?

Heavenly Feud: The neighborhood theater is going to perform "Thunderstorm"!

Grandma: "Thunderstorm"? All right!

(The next day, no one went to Tianqiu's "Thunderstorm", Tianqiu was lost, and his eyes stayed on an advertising painting that read, ", I'm a piece of!") ”）

(Inside the nightclub)

Customer: What's this student's name?

Piao Piao: Piao Piao, what about you?

Customer: My surname is Zhou. Is it your real name?

Piao Piao: If you have a name, why do you ask so much?

Customer: Are you really a student?

Piao Piao: Of course it's true! Still a virgin! Let's be on time! Cheap you uncle! Hey~ Let's make a punch together.

Customer: I won't.

Piao Piao: You don't know how to draw boxing, have you ever studied? Hey~Fanny, you're coming! Wow~ You have such a big belly! Be careful that the coffin is not covered. Hello brothers! Get rich! Feed! Come out and have fun! You dead dad, be happy, be happy! Hello brothers! Make a fortune! Five Leaders! Eight horses! Divide! Okay, I'll drink.

Ma Sang: Daughter, today is the night of ****** first love! I'm asking you to restrain yourself and act like a student, okay? If you are complained about like this again, I really can't spare you.

Piao Piao: What ****** first love, it's all a lie. If I were like a student, I wouldn't have to stand here!

Ma Sang: Ah~ You still dare to talk back to your mother!

Female A: Mommy, that guest at Desk 7 is so disgusting, I can't stand it, I won't do it!

Ma Sang: You're all here to pick guests!

Piao Piao: Oh, no, no. You're the same, do you have any professionalism? Divert your gaze

Female A: What are you looking at?

Piao Piao: Don't look at the face of the guest's ugly appearance. Maybe he just looks at his ears because he has beautiful ears. The mouth is ugly, maybe the teeth are good-looking? Just look at his teeth. The newcomers are not good at learning. I'll get him. Come on, look at me.

Ma Sang: Be smart

Piao Piao: Boss!

Guest: (Mimi's smile smiling, Piao Piao looks at his face dumbfounded) You're so beautiful.

Piao Piao: What do you call your boss? (Drifting away to look at the guest's face, it's all eye droppings)

Guest: My name is Pierre. It's a French name (look at the customer's nose, nose hair is like a weed), because people say I look like a Frenchman, so I have a French name. If you find it difficult to scream, (looking at the ears of the guests, there is actually a bug crawling) you can call me Ah P, or call Ah Re can pull it. Hehehe!

(Piao Piao covers her mouth and runs away.) ）

Guest: Hey, what's wrong?

Ma Sang: You stinky girl, usually so arrogant? Now you've been tricked, right?

Piao Piao: You can't blame me for this, Mommy, this is really "superb"! Have you ever seen a cockroach in your hair?

Ma Sang: Is it the kind that crawls and crawls or can fly?

Piao Piao: It's the kind that climbs and crawls.

Masan: Look at Lulu, how much fun she has with cockroaches.

(The guest is crawling with a cockroach on Lulu's arm.) ）

Piao Piao: (shakes his head) I resigned myself to my fate.

Ma Sang: Okay, you can make a cold bench when you come back in the future, pick and choose, drink the northwest wind and be full, all of them are like this! Hey, Connie took her name off.

Connie: You're not new, you're acting in front of guests. Your problem is that your acting skills are too poor.

Piao Piao: That can't be helped.

Connie: Hey, I've heard that there's a guy who teaches people to act without pay, I'll take you to see it?

Piao Piao: Teaching acting?

(on set)

Director: Departments, get ready!

(Everyone walked into the studio, and the feud was also mixed in, and was caught by the assistant director)

Assistant Director: Hey, it's you again?

Feud: Morning, Sunny.

Assistant Director: Aunt Xia!

Heavenly Enemy: Aunt Xia! I'm looking for her, too.

Deputy Director: I didn't send you a notice, what are you doing here?

Tianqiu: That's right, didn't you tell me to go home last time and think about how to die? After thinking about it, I realized some new inspirations. I believe that my current performance will definitely make you more satisfied.

Assistant Director: If it had been two years ago, I would have stabbed you to death!

Tianqiu: Hey, this knife is different from a gun, the middle knife is usually in this position (pointing to your armpit, making a middle knife shape), here, the wound is bigger? There will be a little more pain on my face, and if I was betrayed by my friend, I would still (make a surprise look) I can't think of ..... it's you? Ahhh

Assistant Director: (kicking the enemy) I'm ******!

Heavenly Enemy: Brother Sunny, I just want to perform, so you can give me a chance.

Assistant Director: Do you want to stand here? Okay, then you stand, I won't give money!

Tianqiu: I'll do it if I don't give money, I just ask for a bento.

Deputy Director: Don't you need money to buy a bento? Get out of here!

Martial Arts Instructor: Sunny!

Assistant Director: What is the martial arts instructor?

Martial Arts Instructor: Look at the props you found to be corpses! No, it's ugly! Find a decent one and wait to use it!

Deputy Director: Yes, yes, yes, okay, come right away.

On the set

The feud lies on the ground.

Feud: Thank you for taking care of me, Brother Sunny.

Deputy Director: Well, there's only a bento!

Tianqiu: No problem, do you want to put on a pretence first?

Associate Director: Now. (A lump of mud smeared on Tianqiu's face) The director and actor are ok.

Director: Action

(Cuckoo led the general men and horses into the field in somersaults.) was bounced up and fell to the ground, continued to tear and kill, and everyone fell to the ground. A cockroach landed on her boot. ）

Cuckoo: Ah! Cockroaches, cockroaches.

Director: Why don't you go over and help?

(The cockroach flies to the Heavenly Feud.) A group of people used folds and hammers to beat Tianqiu indiscriminately, but Tianqiu does not move at all. ）

Everyone: Sister Juan, don't be afraid if you are killed. Are you okay?

Photography: Can the director cut?

Director: Haven't you cut it yet? cut！

The feud wakes up

Cuckoo: Alright, alright. Do you use cockroaches like this? (with a hammer in hand) to see if the man is okay.

Tianqiu: Ah, I'm fine, Sister Juan, thank you for your concern.

Cuckoo: Why don't you get out of the way?

Heavenly Enemy: Oh, I don't hide? It's because the director hasn't shouted "cut" yet. Since I am a dead body, of course I can't move.

Cuckoo: Did you hear that? Do you hear that?

Everyone: I hear, I hear.

Du Juan'er: As long as you don't have a cut, you have to continue acting, this is what I often tell you about (pointing at the sky with your hand) profession. What is your name?

Tianqiu: My name is Yin Tianqiu.

Du Juan'er: Sister Yi, give him a cup of coffee. Write down his phone number in a moment. You, start work with me in the future.

Heavenly Enemy: Thank you Sister Juan for your care.

Du Juan waved her hand and said to the assistant director: Is this shot ok?

Deputy Director: Okay, the munitions will be here soon, Sister Juan should change her costume.

Cuckoo: Sunny.

Associate Director: Yes

Cuckoo: I ask you, extras are also important. Just like the priest that day, no matter how he died, he couldn't die that one, so don't look for him to mess with peace in the future.

Deputy Director: Understood, Sister Juan.

(Heavenly feud washed his face and returned.) ）

Heavenly Enemy: Actually, that priest is me.

(Sister Juan is stunned.) ）

Celestial Enemy: This was what it was like last time........

(Tianqiu said as he walked towards Sister Juan, was mixed by the carpet, and the coffee spilled Sister Juan's body.) ）

Heavenly Enemy: It's dangerous, it's dangerous, I'll wipe it for you, I'll wipe it for you.

(Turning around to get a towel, he stepped on the stool and hit Sister Juan.) The cuckoo fell on the track and slashed out, with a pile of knives in front of him. The feud flew up and kicked the cuckoo out of orbit. The cuckoo fell on the gunpowder, and the feud also fell on the other side. Next to it is a switch. ）

Tianqiu: Sister Juan, are you okay?

(As he spoke, he pounced on the cuckoo, but unexpectedly touched the gunpowder switch.) Cuckoo, flew into the sky. The crowd looked up. ）

Celestial: Wow! It's beautiful! (There are also people in the back row taking pictures)

(Everyone rushed over to save the cuckoo, and Tianqiu panicked and ran out, looking back from time to time to see if anyone had caught up.) Passing by the bento, he stole a bento. The field attendant hides aside to wrap banana peels. Seeing that Tianqiu took the bento, he threw the banana peel out casually, and Tianqiu stepped on the banana peel and slipped to the ground, and the bento fell to the ground. The field attendant came over and threw the lunch box to a dog and walked away. ）

(Kaifang Welfare Society)

Connie walked in with a class of young ladies.

Connie: Hey, janitor. Is there someone here who teaches acting?

Tianqiu: I've been working in the arts for many years, and I have a lot of experience in film and television, and I have also worked as a creative director in a neighborhood theater, so I am so good at singing and dancing.

Connie: So you taught?

Tianqiu: I don't dare to preach, but there are many people here who are theater enthusiasts, and they will like to come to me for research.

Connie: We were also introduced by the neighborhood.

Heavenly Enemy: No problem, please here.

Piao Piao: (looking at the feud) You!

Heavenly Enemy: Oh?

Piao Piao: Aren't you the movie? Ah, what's it called? Whatever, the guy standing behind who stepped on a banana peel and fell to the ground.

Celestial Enemy: yes. Did you notice my performance?

Piao Piao: Hahahaha, you guy, I'm still wondering, which unlucky guy stepped on a banana peel and fell to the ground? Why don't you die?

Feud: Thank you; Thanks a lot.

Piao Piao: You're stupid!

Heavenly Feud: It's over, it's over.

Piao Piao: You dead runner.

Tianqiu: Ah, actually, I'm an actor.

(The ladies laugh.) ）

Heavenly Enemy: Over there, please.

Connie: Tricksters?

(Everyone is seated.) ）

Celestial: I wonder what I can do for you?

Connie: Let's be honest, we're ********.

Celestial Enemy: Oh, I can see that.

Connie: Our ballroom is doing a "****** first love night" these young ladies can't even make a little bit of first love. How do you make money!

Heavenly hatred: First love, in fact, we have it when we are very young, for example, when we are still a baby, we want to suck the pacifier when we see it, which is also a manifestation of love.

Piao Piao: What kind of bullshit pacifier are you sucking there, you fuck off!

Tianqiu: Actually, I'm an actor.

Connie: yes, what kind of shit pacifier do you suck?

Celestial Enemy: Oh, I just wanted to explain it to you from the point of view.

Connie: Alright, you say yes.

Tianqiu: Okay, to be specific, first of all, the layman has to cooperate with the previous ****** form, and the dialogue aspect has to grasp the key. For example, I love you, I hate you or something. If you can add a little tears, it will strengthen the appeal of first love. That's it. (Tears begin to brew) Oh, see? These tears (for everyone to see) were rolling in their eyes.

Piao Piao: You have a shit tear, you're turning and turning, you're a dead runner.

Tianqiu: That, that, that, that, that, in fact, I'm an actor (Tianqiu really has tears in his eyes).

Connie: Shhh

Feud: What if a beginner wants to have tears? Some prop assistance may be required. The easiest way to do this is to eat some wasabi

Piao Piao: What kind of bullshit wasabi are you eating! Hey, we're really listening to this nonsense here?

Tianqiu: Miss, if you have to call me a trickster, can you not add the word "death" in front? (To be continued.) )