If he had seen Zhang Jun before, Xu Ding might still dare to be angry and dare not speak, after all, the other party is a bad gambler, and who knows what Zhang Jun will do if he is in a hurry.

But for now, huh.

"Yo, it's Uncle Jun, early."

Xu Ding said hello with a smile.

Zhang Jun sat opposite Xu Ding with a sneer, put one hand on the dining table, looked at Xu Ding and said, "What about the money." ”

Xu Ding took out a piece of tissue, wiped his mouth, and then said, "What money?" ”

Zhang Jun's eyes narrowed and he smiled: "Ding, aren't you, do you want to lend Uncle 5,000?" Forgot about it so quickly? ”

Xu Ding was stunned.

I haven't seen you for two days, and three thousand has become five thousand, good guy, you really think it's an ATM.

Xu Ding also smiled: "Oh, I remembered, you look at my brain, I almost forgot about it, well, Uncle Jun came with me, the money is ready for you." ”

Zhang Jun's eyes were happy, and he immediately looked at Xu Ding suspiciously.

suddenly mentioned five thousand, but he made a temporary decision, but he didn't expect Xu Ding to really have it, could it be that this son succumbed to his own obscenity?

Still, he always had a sense of unease.

Stunned, Zhang Jun suddenly laughed dumbly, what was wrong with him.

A fart kid can still fight himself,.

Xu Ding got up with a smile and took the lead to walk towards the district.

But when he was leaving, Xu Ding silently recited in his heart: "Zhang Jun, curse you for strain, strain, strain, strain......"

It was pulled out more than a dozen times in a row, and every word was almost accompanied by Xu Ding's spiritual magic.

Then Xu Ding heard a sudden gurgling belly sound behind him.

After a pause, Xu Ding looked at Zhang Jun in surprise and said, "Uncle Jun, you haven't eaten?" Why not, let's go, I'll buy you a breakfast. ”

Zhang Jun covered his stomach with a strange face, as if he was patient, and when he heard Xu Ding like this, he hurriedly said, "It's okay, go get the money first." ”

Xu Ding Zhengse said: "This is not good, Uncle Jun is so good to me, it is nothing to invite you to eat early, you must be invited." You wait for me to buy it. ”

No...... Gollum......

Before Zhang Jun finished speaking, his face was distorted all of a sudden, his legs were clamped, and he said with an uncomfortable expression: "Where is the toilet?" ”

Xu Ding suddenly said: "It turns out that Uncle Jun has an upset stomach, it's okay, let's go back to the toilet." ”

Zhang Jun was so angry that he couldn't help it now, where could he still walk.

"No, just find a public toilet." Zhang Jun looked around.

Xu Ding was puzzled: "There are no public toilets in our district. Let's go home. ”

Zhang Jun is angry, is there still a public toilet in the district this year?

Gollum!

His stomach was getting more and more fussy, and he felt that the chrysanthemum was swelling so badly that it seemed that it might erupt at any time.

It's really alive, it was fine just now, why did you suddenly have a bad stomach.

"Quick, run back." Zhang Jun pulled Xu Ding and ran, his body trembling.

Xu Ding hurriedly ran up, and at the same time exclaimed in his heart, more than a dozen curses with diarrhea could actually be endured, this guy's willpower was really tenacious enough.

But my brother didn't have anything else, and the curse was enough.

"Zhang Jun, curse you for lazi, lazi, ladi, ladi!"

Xu Ding casually blessed Zhang Jun with a few more strainive curses.

The next moment, there was a loud fart sound, and then a foul smell spread.

Zhang Jun, who was running, instantly froze in place, his face as black as ink.

At this time, there were a few tenants at the entrance of the building, and they were all stunned when they heard this amazing fart sound, and then they covered their noses one by one and ran away quickly, with a look of disgust and contempt, Zhang Jun felt that countless flying needles stimulated his skin, even with his face, he couldn't wait to find a hole to get into.

It's a shame to be embarrassed, and this special face is gone.

Zhang Jun's face was flushed.

Xu Ding also covered his nose.

Tainima stinks, it is estimated that Zhang Jun's underwear has been worn by this fart, and the butt part of his pants can even see a bulging bag.

Damn, I miscalculated, I was covered in poop, but I can't take it to my own home.

Xu Ding's eyes moved, and he silently recited in his heart: "Zhang Jun, curse you for diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrhea, regurgitation, regurgitation, regurgitation, ......"

The cursed words blessed Zhang Jun in the form of spiritual power.

Originally, after the eruption, Zhang Jun, who felt a lot more comfortable in his stomach, suddenly his face became tangled again, and his hands first covered his stomach, then his mouth, then his stomach, and then his mouth.

Xu Ding pretended to be puzzled and asked, "Uncle Jun, what's wrong with you?" You okay? ”

"I, Mu, yes."

Zhang Jun spit out a few words with difficulty, suddenly changed his complexion, turned around and ran to the lawn in front of the building, leaned over and began to vomit.

Xu Ding was a little unbearable, would it be too much to toss people like this?

But after thinking about it carefully, Xu Ding abandoned this idea.

If Zhang Jun doesn't borrow money and doesn't pay it back, based on what he did in the past, it is estimated that he will be entangled by him, that is, kraft candy, which cannot be shaken off.

The best way to deal with this kind of person is to toss him and can't take care of himself, so that he has no chance to fool around.

After making up his mind, Xu Ding was blessed with another series of curses of diarrhea and nausea.

Zhang Jun's snot and tears came out, and all that came out of his mouth were bitter bile water, but the feeling of nausea could not be eliminated.

At this time, Zhang Jun was scared, and he didn't mention any money, so he got up with difficulty and said, "Quick, send me to the hospital, send me to the hospital." ”

Xu Ding hurriedly said: "Uncle Jun, bear with it first, and I'll take you to the hospital." ”

Helping Zhang Jun out of the district, Xu Ding beckoned to stop a taxi.

Just sent Zhang Jun into the car, Xu Ding suddenly exclaimed: "Oh, I don't have any money with me, the driver bothered you to send my uncle to the People's Hospital first, and I will come immediately." ”

"What? You're not going with me? Zhang Jun's face changed.

Xu Ding smiled bitterly: "I got up early in the morning to have breakfast, how could I bring so much money, the hospital will not treat you if it has no money, but Uncle Jun, don't worry, the money for your medical treatment will be calculated separately, and the rest of the money will still be given to you." ”

After Xu Ding didn't wait for Zhang Jun to speak, he took out 100 yuan and handed it to the driver: "Master, I'm sorry for you, my uncle vomited and diarrhea, maybe he was poisoned by food, you are fast." ”

As soon as the driver saw that the car money was there, there was still a lot of money, so he naturally had no opinion, and as soon as he stepped on the accelerator, he flew out.

When the taxi left, Xu Ding showed a smile on his face.

Girl, I still want to use my lord as an ATM and dream.

But the lord is generous, the money lent to you before is regarded as the medical expenses this time.

Turning around, Xu Ding turned back to renting a house.

After changing a new set of clothes, Xu Ding was lying on the bed, playing with his mobile phone, and suddenly didn't know what to do.

For most of the previous six months, I got up early and returned late every day, and most of the time I was tired and fell asleep. Even the masturbation that I used to like is deserted.

Now that he suddenly stopped working, Xu Ding felt a little uncomfortable.

Hey, it seems that you still have to find something to do, what is the difference between men and Zhang Jun if they don't do things.

I was pondering it, and suddenly QQ sounded.

Xu Ding took a closer look and was happy.

The news was sent by Gao Caizheng.

"Master Xu, your car and driver's license are ready, will I send them to you now?"

Xu Ding admired, sure enough, rich people are fast.

Xu Ding immediately replied: "No need, where is the car?" I'll come over now. ”

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