46Chapter 45 Hand over all the pants
Mo Huaisan and Tang Yu sat together and ate the hare meat that was first roasted, although the hare meat did not have any good ingredients, but under Tang Yu's good barbecue skills, it was also very delicious.
As a big foodie, Xiao Sanzi has always been persistent in what he eats, and after breaking a rabbit leg to Tang Yu, he also broke one himself.
A rabbit was eaten by the two of them, and while the thieves were thinking about them, they had just finished eating the rabbit and were going to eat the mushroom stewed chicken.
The mushrooms he picked were very fragrant lion's mane mushrooms, this lion's mane mushroom has been seen in Mo Huaisan's world, this time when he came to this mountain, he recognized the thing on the tree at first sight as lion's mane mushroom, so the things that these thieves didn't know belonged to Mo Huaisan and them.
Tang Yu was born in a wealthy family since he was a child, so he naturally recognized lion's mane mushrooms, and he was also slightly excited when he saw the contents of the pan.
There is no such thing as bowls and chopsticks in this mountain forest, but these problems are not a problem for Mo Huaisan at all. He cut down a tree the size of a bowl for a moment, cut it out in two sections, and hollowed it out as a bowl.
Tang Yu sat beside Mo Huaisan and watched Mo Huaisan's movements, he didn't know how gentle his eyes were.
After Mo Huaisan made the dishes and chopsticks, he washed them with stream water, and then began to serve chicken soup. Just as he had finished two bowls of chicken soup, they noticed that someone was approaching not far from them.
Mo Huaisan handed a bowl of chicken soup to Tang Yu and said, "Young Master, what do you guess it will be?" â
"Beasts? Or people. That's all there is to it anyway, so let's move on. â
Probably because the artist is bold, Tang Yu is not at all worried about whether the things that make noise will cause danger to him.
Tang Yu was like this, and so was Mo Huaisan, so they calmly killed the chicken soup in their hands.
When the bandits finally touched it, they saw where the fat sheep in their eyes were still there, drinking the soup leisurely, and they didn't have any sense of danger.
The bandit boss gave his subordinates a look, and a large group of bandits jumped out.
"Phew! I drove this road, I planted this tree, if you want to pass from now on, hand over all the bottoms! â
The bandit armor children's shoes carried out the tradition that the robbery must be left with a slogan first, and Mo Huaisan and Tang Yu, who directly declared that they were going to rob as soon as they came on the field, did not even have underwear.
ââĻâĻâ
Mo Huaisan was so speechless that he looked at the thieves who ran in front of him to rob and rob his underwear? Looking down at his pants, he was suddenly angry that the truth of the hero's invincibility was opened! Pants are a very private thing, are these guys teasing themselves and Tang Yu?
The thief boss Ben's eyes were green when he saw the so-called two big fat sheep, damn, the clothes these two guys are wearing are old and valuable, they are really rich people!
The thief boss with the ÂĨÂĨ symbol in his eyes continued to give his little brother a look, asking them to surround these two big fat sheep, such a big fat sheep himself hadn't seen for several years, and he couldn't let the fat sheep run away.
The idea of the bandit boss is very good, but the reality is very skinny, just when the bandit brothers tried to catch Mo Huaisan, they saw the wind blowing, Mo Huaisan's figure was like a willow catkins in the wind, the speed of his hand was so fast that only an afterimage was left, under Tang Yu's appreciative eyes, Mo Huaisan's fingers pointed at the acupoints of those people.
When Mo Huai's three toes stopped completely on a tree, the bandits standing on the ground seemed to be nailed, and they couldn't even move.
Tang Yu saw Mo Huaisan's hand and showed him an appreciative smile, he clapped his hands and encouraged Mo Huaisan.
"Little Sanzi, you have not regressed in this hand shift, if the master sees it, he will definitely be very happy."
To deal with some mortals, they naturally don't use spells, and Mo Huaisan uses the top-level light skill Shapeshifting and Shadow Changing taught by Tang Yu's master Tianxuzi, plus the Sunflower Point Acupoint.
Xiao Sanzi successfully solved the bandits who wanted to rob them, and the bandits were surrendered by Mo Huaisan without even using the means of resistance.
Floating down from the tree, the corners of Mo Huaisan's mouth raised a smug smile, of course, if you can't even solve these little minions, you can directly find a noodle and hang yourself.
The thieves were caught, but how to solve this is a problem, remembering that this group of thieves just said that they were going to rob their trousers, Mo Huaisan had an idea in his heart, so he deliberately asked: "Young master, what should we do with these bandits?" Killed? â
Because it was deliberate, Mo Huaisan's tone still had a hint of playfulness, Tang Yu could be regarded as hearing it, he was also very angry about these thieves trying to rob his trousers, so he said, "Kill?" That's a good idea, little three, why don't you do it. â
Tang Yu's tone contained a murderous aura, which made the neck of the captured thief cold, as if his head would move in the next moment.
Almost all the thieves were very scared, at this time they regretted it very much, who did they provoke, they were still martial arts masters, they were still ruthless characters, now they were finished, they would definitely die.
The faces of the bandits who feel that their lives are on the verge of death are so white!
Mo Huaisan naturally knew that these people were afraid, but he didn't want to let go of these people at all, of course, as a person in the twenty-first century, he didn't have the idea of really killing people, so his eyes rolled and he suddenly came to his mind.
He walked in front of the bandit leader, stretched out his hand and poked it to directly unlock the thief leader's acupoint, and then said faintly: "Robbery, hand over all the valuable things on your body to me." â
As soon as Mo Huaisan's words fell, the whole person of the bandit leader looked like he had been struck by lightning. I am a bandit, how can I be robbed?
The bandit leader who was suppressed by Mo Huaisan in his heart didn't move, and seeing this, Mo Huaisan just pulled out the pan and smashed the bottom of the pot on the head of the bandit leader.
"Robbery, hand over all the valuable things on your body to me, did you hear that?"
The expression is a little vicious, in fact, the little third son who smashes people with a frying pan is in a particularly comfortable mood, and sure enough, beating people is conducive to channeling feelings.
The bandit leader was very reluctant, but looking at the pan that smashed on his head, feeling his painful head, the bandit leader still stretched out his hand and pulled it into his arms, and then took out a silk handkerchief to the Supreme Killer Concubine: Feng Po Jiuxiao.
Immediately afterwards, the things that the bandit leader took out made Mo Huaisan feel that he couldn't look at it directly, this rouge box, and this sachet? And a belly pocket or something, don't you think it's strange that a big man carries it? Looking at these things that were thrown to the ground, Xiao Sanzi felt that his discipline was really broken, oh, no, it should be said that this bandit leader has no discipline at all.
Tang Yu couldn't stand it anymore when he saw this, so he decisively turned his head and didn't look here.
Mo Huaisan watched with black lines on his head as the bandit leader took out all the things on his body, and then he coughed and continued to speak: "Next, take off your clothes." â
His request was simple, clear and rude, and what he said made the bandit leader want to cry, hero, don't you play small, do you want a small naked~ Ben?
Thinking of his naked ~ running appearance, the bandit leader couldn't calm down a little, but looking at the two people in front of him, he still took off his clothes.
Xiao Sanzi looked at the slippery bandit leader and covered his eyes, isn't there anything to look at, not as good as Tang Yu at all.
Mo Huaisan couldn't help but compare the bandit leader with Tang Yu in his heart, and then decisively felt that it was better to be his own protagonist.
After the bandit leader took off his clothes, there was only a pair of underwear left on his body, and he asked Mo Huaisan pitifully as a big man.
"Two heroes, is that okay?"
"No, didn't you hear me say it was a robbery? Hand over your little pants to me, too. "In line with the principle of revenge, Mo Huaisan ignored the possibility of destroying the three views, and insisted that the bandit leader take off his pants, which was too heavy.
Burst...... When Tang Yu heard Mo Huaisan's words, he instantly laughed, he knew that his little third son's careful eyes would definitely take revenge on the revenge just now, has this decisiveness already begun?
Tang Yu didn't turn around anymore, and directly looked at the bandit leader taking off his pants with a face full of like a dead mother, and ran completely naked~ .
The lesson that asked Mo Huaisan and Tang Yu to hand over the pants just now was not only the bandit leader, after solving the bandit leader, Mo Huaisan asked the others to hand over all the valuable things on their bodies.
So he was thrown a lot of garbage in front of him, looking at the stinky socks and rags that were thrown on the ground, and even things like spring ~ palace ~ pictures, he decisively felt that the discipline of this world had fallen off, and even the thieves were so rippling?
hasn't succeeded in revenge, so Mo Huaisan held these people hostage and handed over all the pants, and those thieves had no choice but to comply.
Ten minutes later, there was a group of bandits who did not wear trousers on Yandang Mountain ~ Ben, which was already a shame in the bandit world, so since then there has been a saying in the bandit world that there is a pervert in this world who likes to collect bandits' trousers the most.
Since then, the men who are bandits don't wear pants anymore, for fear that their pants will be remembered.
Mo Huaisan naturally didn't know this, he happily watched the thieves being taught a lesson by himself, and then ran away naked~, smiling obscenely.
He hooked up with Tang Yu and walked to the fire he had made before, they still had a chicken called Hua Chicken that they didn't eat!
Food is something that can't be wasted.
The author has something to say: o(n_n)o hahaha~...... So the relatives handed over all the messages, and the collection was also required, otherwise let the little three sons rob their trousers, â(â¯^â°)âŽ
So I just ran to open the page of the article, and I actually found an overlord...... Meow,Thank you here for sending me the overlord ticket to Yu Sheng's shoes,â(â¯3â°)âŽa,Bear you.,The scum author hasn't seen the home page for a few days.,So it's ...... Haha, please forgive me for being an afterthought!