011 Fines
The sunshine scattered in the city is like wisps, a flame burns the world, scorching flowers and the earth, and it makes people change into naked clothes, whether they are helpless or can't wait, everyone will have an answer in their hearts.
I was wearing big flower pants and a shoulder-baring vest, walking in the bustling streets that were invaded by the heat, holding a half-eaten bread in my left hand and a bag of pure milk in my right hand, looking at the strange men and women passing by, but I felt a trace of disgust and helplessness.
Dressed in shirts with exposed thighs and breasts, women with heavy makeup twisted their waists that they thought were slender, showing off their coquettish colors in this hot world.
I don't like women like that, and I know they don't like me either.
"Tom, hurry up, your Uncle Luo can't get through the traffic jam here, let's go to the front."
I patted Tom on the back of the head and said.
Tom, who was eating the same thing as me, said to me a little unhappily, "Father, it's so hot, I'm going to dress like you."
"Uh, that's it."
I looked at Tom, who was wearing an autumn coat and pants, with his chin in his hand and thinking about it.
"Father, are you okay?"
"Yes, but don't call me father in the future, I'll make you as cool as I am."
"What's that called?"
"Call me big brother."
"Big brother? Yes, yes, I will call him father in the future. ”
"Hey, I'll call you big brother well, I'll get you clothes now, so that you can be cool without limits."
I shamelessly said to Tom, maybe I need something that can bring me happiness now, or I will go crazy, unemployed, out of love, and in debt, and I really want to lose my fucking memory.
Five minutes later, I pulled little Tom out of a store, and now the girl regretted it, crying and refusing to come out.
“NO,NO,NO。”
"It's useless to, it's still NO (dialect and cao mean the same thing), it's you who said it's hot, now it's okay, it's definitely cool."
I pulled Tom's pure white arm and said angrily, but more of a playful smile.
After my processing and matching, I cut the clothes Tom was wearing into a small waistcoat with open shoulders, and then used the cut long sleeves to make a belt, and I cut off more than half of the trouser legs, and I poked a few holes in the small pants, and borrowed a black pen to write two letters, 'sb-
I looked at the masterpiece in front of me, and I couldn't help but feel that I had the potential to become a designer again, and my mood couldn't help but improve, yes, I can't just be filled with pain and sadness all the time, I want to be happy, even if I don't have money? What if you don't have a girlfriend? At least I'm still happy, and I'm still happy, and I'm still a ** silk.
"Father, big brother, I feel ugly, is that okay?"
Tom's little eyes looked at himself and then looked up at me in distress.
"Do you know what beauty is, little brat? Big brother sues you, this is called beauty, called fashion, let's go, follow the big brother, let those people envy it. ”
I casually threw away the pure milk bag in my hand, and pulled Tom towards the crowd, Tom and I immediately attracted countless eyes, but I had nothing, I was no longer a college student village official, and I didn't pay attention to those strange glances.
Just as I was about to compare my smile with the scorching sun, an angry roar suddenly rang out.
"Hey, that man in a vest, stop me, fine, fine."
I quickly turned to look and saw that it was a man in a unique uniform, holding a milk bag that I had thrown away.
Damn, I'm going to be fined, I still have yarn money, I have to run.
I thought to myself.
At the same time, he pulled up Tom, who was still struggling with his clothes, and rushed into the crowd and began to run wildly.
As soon as I ran away, the guy roared angrily, ignoring the obstructed air, like a hideous sledgehammer of dozens of kilograms hitting me, and I was a little unsteady in my steps.
"The guy who didn't have a su zhì hurry up and stop me, fine, fine."
Punish your uncle, I have to run quickly, let it be miserable if I catch it.
I thought indignantly and anxiously, and at the same time, in order not to let Tom pull me back, I directly picked Tom up, ran wildly again, and finally ran to the place where I met Luo Meng when I was on a rampage and broke out of my physical limits.
I saw Luo Meng standing next to a silver-gray Audi from a distance, and when he saw me, he waved at me with a smile on his face.
Sweaty, I couldn't respond to Luo Meng, but looked back and found that the man in uniform was chasing after me, damn it, it's really ghostly.
Looking at the people who were all looking at me, I hugged Tom and gasped and yelled at Luo, "Luo Meng, hurry up and drive, drive."
"What's wrong?"
Luo Mengya also asked me.
"Just drive quickly, or my life will be gone."
For me, without banknotes, I have already regarded Grandpa Mao as my life.
Seeing Luo Meng's expression, he still didn't understand what I meant, but he still hurriedly sat in the driver's seat, and I held Tom, who had been screaming in my arms, and hurriedly sat in the car.
"Hurry up, girl, I'm going to kill someone."
I hurriedly said to Luo Meng, who had already started the car.
But it was too late, and the ghostly man in uniform ran to the car where Luo Meng was about to turn, banging on the glass angrily, although he couldn't hear what he was saying? But I knew he was scolding me by looking at his fangs and claws, and he was saying the most important word, 'fine', and the 'fine' mouth shape was standard enough.
"Drive, drive."
I still continued to speak eagerly, my pupils were extremely constricted, unlucky, I just entered the city and encountered this painful thing, I was also drunk.
And Tom in his arms seemed to be a little afraid of the uniformed man who knocked on the glass outside, and he had been curled up in my arms, not daring to look up, and still trembling slightly, after all, he was just a child, and it was strange to see such a fierce man, it was strange if he was not afraid, I looked at it a little scared, I looked at this man carefully, and he was really a little scary.
"Xiao Liangzi, you still have a hair, and if you open it again, you will smash the window glass of my car, why did you offend such a dinosaur man?"
Luo Meng looked at the fierce gods outside the car window, plus some people who came to hear the news, and while speaking, he reluctantly opened the car window.
"What are you going to do?"
Luo Meng said to the evil man politely, that kind of questioning is simply insignificant weakness, and I am also drunk.
"What's the trouble, the man in the big flower pants threw garbage on the street, I want to be fined, he actually ran away, what kind of trouble is he? If you are not virtuous, don't you have a fine of 100 yuan? , won't you even give me a hundred? ”
The evil man stared at me fiercely, spraying spit and yelling at me, obviously extremely angry at my immoral behavior, in fact, I was also angry and shocked at myself, was I really the deputy director of the village committee before? How could I do such a thing? What's wrong with me? Is it because he was hurt? Is this my nature?
At this time, Luo Meng turned his head and glared at me speechlessly, I could clearly see the black line on his wide forehead, at this time I couldn't wait to find a sewer to fall down, even if it was full of mud and my nose was about to break, I had to jump, because now the number of people present has reached dozens of people, all looking at jokes, and they are still growing.
I couldn't say a word, and Tom curled up even tighter, and my arms were hot with tears, which were evidently only four or five years old before he had ever seen such a big battle.
I patted Tom on the back, giving the only comfort, while my mind was disorganized.
"Is it a fine? Okay, for you, for you, for you 200 lines, right? Can we go? ”
Fortunately, Luo Meng's mind was still clear, and he handed the fierce man two hundred bills, and said politely to the fierce man.
"How do you talk? Why give two hundred? ”
"Damn, how much do you want? Didn't you say a hundred? ”
I didn't expect the fierce man to want more, and immediately shot back angrily.
And now more and more people are gathered, and more and more people stand in the hot world and watch, and talk about things and people that make them disgusting and despised, things that have to do with me, and people who are me.
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