Chapter Fifty-Three: Clean Up the Mess, Knock?
The ground is just uncomfortable, and I wake up earlier than usual. Turning my head to look at the little snowball in different circumstances, she slept very comfortably, and there were small bubbles between her nose, although there was some imbalance in my heart, I couldn't bear to spoil its beautiful sleeping face.
Quietly tidying up and taking care of his appearance, he didn't dare to make much noise, for fear of disturbing its sleep, and after tidying up himself, he pushed the door open. The light outside the house was still a little muddy and dim, as if it was a sign of bad news. I didn't like this kind of weather, so I closed the door again and sat quietly.
"Your Highness, is the princess here? Open the door. A shrill female voice shattered the quiet atmosphere I had maintained, and her heavy banging on the door seemed to be something terrible. I opened the door and finally took a look at her face, which turned out to be a middle-aged woman with a big waist and round eyebrows.
Her clothes were untidy and stained with oil, and she lay down with sweat on her face. "What's the matter, look at you in such a hurry." I took the handkerchief from my sleeve and handed it to her. The demons have given me the ability to change the silk handkerchief every day, and there will always be a handkerchief in my sleeve lying in it.
"Princess, let me tell you that our house was attacked by thieves last night." She leaned close to me and said to me with her hands over her. I could catch the faint smell of green onions in my snort. "Thief? But I lost something. I asked, avoiding "green onions".
"This ...... Come with me. "She led me step by step, and the further I went, the clearer my feeling became, and this road seemed to have been there last night?" Look, Princess! "Green onion" pouted and pointed to the mess on the ground and said to me.
I didn't dare to look at this territory ever since I stepped into it, and now that she still lets me see it, I'm even more embarrassed to look up. "Look, what has happened to the kitchen in our house, these thieves have eaten everything they can eat, even the uncooked lettuce, and they just threw it on the ground." The anger in her mouth burned in my ears, and my head lowered even deeper.
"Uh...... Don't get excited, maybe it's a cat and mouse problem. "I was blinded by my conscience and spoke to comfort her." How so?? Her tone was so categorical that she held my opening argument to her throat.
"If the princess sees His Royal Highness, please pass it on to him, it is inconvenient for me and others to disturb the master's rest many times." After she left this sentence, she cleaned the messy kitchen by herself, and I looked at her somewhat rickety back, and I felt very uncomfortable, so I stepped forward to help her.
She took a few steps back and knelt down, her body trembling violently, and she couldn't hear what she was saying. "Get up, I'm bored here, there's nothing to do, do you just think I'm doing something to relieve my fatigue." I pulled her up and said casually.
"The princess is a golden branch and jade leaf, and she is the master of the slave, if she is to blame, the slave and the maid can't afford it." The look of fear in her eyes made me a little anxious. "Hey, I'll bear the blame, what golden branches and jade leaves, everyone is equal, this is the royal way, this ancient is annoying! It's feudal! Can the concept of hierarchy not be so obvious! ”
I chirped crookedly for a long time, and I didn't care whether she understood it or not, and forcibly snatched the broom and started the earth-shaking "cleaning"! "Green onion" always wanted to stop me, but she couldn't beat my fast hands and eyes, and after this defeat, she could only stand aside silently and lie in an embarrassed cold sweat.
I was so crazy last night, I tossed around for a long time this morning, and I took a deep breath and looked at this place. Yes, she finally got a clean working environment. Once I got it, I should have done my job, and I handed her the broom and dustpan again and left the place, leaving her alone in a daze.
When I went back to the room, I found that the pervert had returned, and stood in the distance from me, with dissatisfaction in his eyes...... I was hesitating to say something, but he spoke before me. "Give it a place to sleep." He pointed to the innocent little snowball on the ground and said.
"Well, as you can see." I spread my hands and looked like I didn't care. "Well, the princess likes to sleep on the ground so much, and this king will fulfill you. After saying this, she slowly approached me, and I stepped back step by step, and before I knew it, I was about to fall out the door.
His hand took my waist and closed the door. He turned, turned his back to the door, pulled away the hand that was on my waist, and slowly walked towards me. What kind of nerves do you have endlessly! Although I thought like this in my heart, my heart beat wildly, and I could only retreat if I didn't obey the call.
My back touched a hard object, it turned out to be a cabinet, he finally stopped, my heart was about to die, my hand covered my heart and looked at him uneasily.
"Afraid? The princess also knew to be afraid. He raised the corners of his mouth and smiled defiantly, his eyes gnawing at people's hearts like bloodthirsty leopards. What are you afraid of, I ...... I'm not afraid. I cleared my throat before I could barely speak.
"Okay, aren't you afraid?" As soon as the words fell, his hand suddenly grabbed my shoulder, forcibly pulled me in a direction, and then the whole person pressed over. I'm going~ Is this cargo so heavy to crush me, you are ruthless enough, I can't breathe and can only stare at him to show my displeasure.
He removed his hand, took my hand, raised his chin and looked at me from top to bottom and said, "Not afraid yet?" "You cow, actually holding my hand, do you know that this is my death hole? As long as the hands are restrained, any skill of bull breaking will be useless.
"Come on, I'm afraid, I'm so afraid." Hey, the way out now is to follow his mind and admit it, only when there is no power to restrain the chicken, will I pretend to be soft, this is my way of life and my criterion, can a female man bend and stretch.
"Why don't I believe it?" His face moved closer, and his snort hit mine in the face. How nice it would be if such a handsome face was my husband in my previous life, I was happy to look at it every day, but I didn't assume that it was useless if he looked good in this life, this person's violence was really the type I didn't like.
Look, you still don't believe it, look at how I make you kneel down and sing conquest. I closed my eyes first, then opened them again a moment later, and quickly changed into a pitiful appearance. No need to explain, this special thing is called acting~ Come and give it a thumbs up!
"What? Your Highness still doesn't believe it, the concubine is so good, His Royal Highness has always been gentle, how can you treat me like this today. "I recited the lines from the TV series to relieve the urgent need this time, but I didn't know what the effect would be.
The chick is quite capable of acting, she is not like the well-dressed and dignified and beautiful women she usually sees, these women are either indulged in poetry, song and painting or buried in the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, although she is a talented woman, she only lacks an aura. This He Jin'er is full of aura, that is~ is ~ too crazy!
"The princess is so sad, this king is so distressed, get up quickly." You want to act, right, this king is accompanied, you can see clearly who is the actor chick. "Your Highness doesn't get up, how dare the concubine get up first." I continued to say emotionally. "But the king was negligent, and he took pity on the princess." He got up at dusk, and I got up with difficulty, and the whole person was about to be broken after being crushed by human flesh for so long.
"This king is still sleeping in the study tonight, how can you two discuss it yourself." He restrained his expression, straightened his neckline, and went out again. I secretly made a contemptuous expression at his back, you pervert is really worthy of the name, you actually rubbed my oil and gas dead baby!!
"Haha, you two just laughed at me, one is really better than the other." The little snowball came out unexpectedly and grabbed my full attention. I rushed over, squatted down, pinched its face directly, and said, "You've watched enough of the show, and you don't come up to help say anything cool." ”
I was so angry that I didn't want it, so I vented my anger on its soft little face, which didn't defend itself but writhed desperately. I let go of it. It paused for a long time before saying, "My strength is not enough, wait until I recover ......."
I covered my ears and didn't want to listen to its amnesiac miracle talk, so I switched directly to the topic: "Who sleeps in bed tonight, no, who will sleep in the future?" It hesitated for a moment and said, "You sleep, I have a lot of kindness and good men don't fight women." ”
"You're the best." I smiled silly. Xiao Xueqiu thought to herself on the side: "Hey, if I want to grab the bed with you, His Highness doesn't know how to toss me, the one who knows the times is Junjie, and this wolf also knows." ”
"You're self-aware." Unfortunately, I heard what it wanted to say again, and the skills on Daddy's "The Ballad of Lu Fu" are leveraged, and anyone who lacks a heart and eye can think of it. Little Snowball didn't speak, and she didn't even dare to think about it anymore and continued to sleep with her eyes closed.
Get a good night's sleep tonight and applaud! I shouted in my heart, contentment and happiness, although there is still a long way to go, there are still many things to do, but I must go to the end.