Chapter 101: Great God, let's add a WeChat together
(Thanks wsadj for the tip!) ๏ผ
Finally, after escaping from the secret realm, Su Yan saw Miao'er waiting nervously outside.
"It's really a day in heaven and a thousand years on earth, how long has it been?" He made a joke, took out his phone and looked at it, and the signal was there again, but less than two minutes had passed?
Why did it feel like a whole day just now, especially when I escaped from the exit, it was more like experiencing a long time and space travel, it was really too long.
Looking at the parrot safe and sound at this moment, as well as Miao'er, Su Yan touched the bone ring on his finger, and said in his heart to go home, right?
The parrot flapped its wings and flew into the air and said, "It's free, and if it's so dangerous in the future, you must make a fortune first?" โ
"You just remember the divination, if it works, why do you want us monks to do it?" Miao'er was arguing with him, but returned to the villa through the guรฒ teleportation array.
The turtle was absentmindedly watching TV, and eighty percent of them hadn't robbed the spider, and they were forced to watch the latest domestic horror movie, and they were disgusted to the point of home.
When Su Yan opened the door and came back, he almost rushed out of the fish tank in excitement.
Fortunately, Su Yan waved his hand at him in time, and then came to the living room, looked at the familiar hall, and lay down directly on the sofa.
"Don't bother me, let me sleep first." just lying with his eyes closed, but unconsciously put on the posture of drunk lying in the "Self-cultivation Formula", โกโผ, there was an invisible aura condensed by the bone ring, gathering around him into a ball to stimulate the body, but he completed a cultivation in secret.
This made the villa, which was not very full of aura, seem to be more in short supply, and soon the white rabbit complained on the balcony, she muttered twice, almost making the viewers in the live broadcast room scream that the white rabbit became a sperm.
"Hey, why did the anchor sleep today?"
"Last night, you must have done nothing good?"
Someone left a message in the live broadcast room, talking about Su Yan's abnormal appearance, but no one knew that he went out to make a big fuss.
Later, a strange message said: "I see, the anchor's festival must be gone." Don't look at his online name as the Great God of Temperance, but this must be an evil spirit, don't believe it and see. โ
"Go, another pretending to be a ghost!" Other viewers in the live broadcast room expressed deep disdain for this user named the return of the Great Sage.
"Don't you believe me, I'll give you the answer in a few days?" The Great Sage let out a smile and decisively went offline.
Su Yan, who was asleep, didn't see this, he just slowly recovered his energy in his sleep, and it wasn't until the evening that he stretched his waist and got up to cook.
I made some delicious meals, filled my stomach, and let the powerful people eat some, and by the way, I gathered everyone together for a small meeting.
He turned off the monitoring and temporarily stopped the live broadcast, and then reported the results to everyone.
"This time I went out, I was honored to find the legendary secret realm, just in Xiaoyao Peak hidden in the ancient cave blessed land, it seems that the legend is true.
According to what I have learned, not many of these blessed lands have survived, and it is not easy.
But it doesn't matter, it's man-made, we can work harder, find these secret realms in the future, get more resources, and then hello, hello, everyone, let's go and repair the ......."
I rubbed it, he spoke happily on stage, and these powerful people didn't listen to it.
Lying on the sofa, licking the paws of the paws, lying in the fish tank, blowing bubbles of bubbles, shrinking in the cobwebs, buttoning the phone of the phone.
The most annoying thing is the parrot, who actually held a deck of playing cards, and had to pull the white rabbit and Miaoer to fight the landlord with him?
You guys are demolishing me, it's too faceless!
So he slapped the table and said, "What, tomorrow we are going to have a barbecue, shall we?" โ
"Okay, good, I like barbecue!" The turtle stuck out its head and nodded excitedly.
"Eat your sister! Are you listening carefully and do you know what I'm talking about? Su Yan said angrily, I'm also teasing you!
"No, it's all the information age, is there anything you can't send to the WeChat group?"
The spider was talking leisurely above his head, not forgetting to buckle and buckle with his paws, chatting with someone.
Master Xuanqing is very good at following the local customs, this is all playing WeChat?
Wait, you guys are so unenergetic, don't you think preaching is too boring?
Anyway, I don't like it either!
Let's have some edutainment, Su Yan decisively announced that he would build a WeChat group, everyone will join in, and contact him at any time if there is anything.
"I'll rub, if you don't say it earlier, you will definitely raise your hands and feet in favor of this good thing." The turtle snapped a sticker angrily, indicating that this was the rhythm.
Wait, something seems wrong?
But he quickly realized, you are all land animals, Lao Tzu is a semi-aquatic reptile, where can I get a mobile phone and hide it?
No, it's not a good idea!
However, he could not refuse.
Su Yan discussed with several other powers, how to go to Taobao, and quickly placed an order to buy a few fruit machines, Mi 4, Huawei or something.
Unexpectedly, the great powers have long been interested in digital products, and each of them has stood in line with a clear banner.
For example, Xia Yubing, Bai Fumei, is a firm fruit fan, saying that as long as the fruit machine is made, it must be 6plus!
Parrots are more casual, he prefers Android, which is open enough to download various astrological programs for free.
The spider was already there, and he didn't plan to change the machine for the time being, and he used the customized machine that Xu Fei bought, and it was especially the local tyrant gold version, which was simply blinding.
As for Miao'er, it's casual, and says give me a meter 4, and it's practical.
When I got to Liu Chenghuan's side, I was sad, you said that you soak in the fish tank every day, what is the best thing to use?
That must have three defenses, but also have to withstand foaming, the battery is durable enough, otherwise you are a turtle to charge the mobile phone every day, how troublesome?
Later, Su Yan gave him an idea, or you can get a promise, the oldest version is absolutely anti-falling, I have used a good prop that can be called a brick shoot before.
"Go, you're all bad guys!" The turtle cried, and he said he wanted to be quiet.
After a long time, the spider came out of the top of his head: "Who is Jingjing, you are not thinking about me?" โ
Suddenly everyone burst into laughter, even the turtle couldn't help it, paddling in the fish tank, and said in my heart should I laugh for a while, or cry for a while?
Su Yan was not verbose, first set up the WeChat group, waited for the mobile phone taken from the Internet to be delivered to his home, and then distributed it to the powers.
Because it was directly auctioned from a certain Beijing, there were a few units that arrived first at night.
After taking it out and debugging it, it was distributed to Miao'er and they went to study, and by the way, they added people one by one.
The spider already has an account, pull her in first, and when I see that the name is 'Master Ben is God', you can drag it if you look like a cheat.
Immediately pulled in and said, "Master, have you ever shaken with others?" โ
Master Xuanqing replied: "Don't tease, I'm rolling." โ
"Rub, isn't this a spider?" Su Yan looked at the playful expression, but he didn't expect the phone to be rolling, this guy hasn't appeared for a long time, and he has been playing soy sauce recently.
Rolling hehe, he sent a few monkey Sailei's expressions, laughed and said: "The master has no time to play, so I tricked him into hooking up with people, two days ago, there was an otaku uncle named Monkey, who was stunned by me with photos on the Internet!" โ
"You ......" Su Yanxin said why do you have this habit, what kind of foot picker is you pretending to be on the Internet?
Forget about him, it's better to add someone else.
Then let Miao'er Xia Yubing and Parrot register their own accounts and add them in.
At this time, the spider carried forward her style, and contributed the mobile phone card she used to open to everyone, which was all anonymous.
Su Yan helped to give them instructions, told them how to use nicknames, and made emotional voices, etc.
"This nickname is the title, right?" Xia Yubing spoke with understanding, "Then I want to call a generation of Tianjiao Immortal Eaters." โ
Yes, this one is still very narcissistic.
Su Yan didn't care, and asked the parrot what he wanted to be called, and he pondered for a long time and said, "I want to call the best physiognomy, and professionals have to be so stylish." โ
"Hehe, why don't you call it super product?" Su Yan helped him register, and found that there were still duplicates, so he easily changed it to the second best physiognomy master.
Gotcha, it's still a two?
In the end, it was Miao'er's turn and the turtle's turn, and the two had their own ideas, and Miao'er said that it would be better to call it the original name, Ling Miao'er.
However, this name is also used a lot, it is too ordinary, Su Yan saw her hand shake, and it turned into Ling Meow's ear.
Hehe, this name is so cute, it is a good match for Master.
Su Yan smiled evilly, and Miao'er trembled when she saw it, and said What are you going to do?
"I don't do anything, I just think it's a good name." Before Su Yan finished speaking, the turtle next to him was lying on the coffee table and slapped his phone angrily: "Bastard, bastard, why can't you download WeChat?" This is still a broken color screen mobile phone, you are all in the pit Lao Tzu! โ
"What's that, I'll change it for you when I come." The spider floated down from the top of his head, and Yoyo said to him, "I'm tired of playing with this phone, and I took a three-star shot, why don't you thank me?" โ
"I thank you?" The turtle asked warily, "Do you have any conspiracy?" โ
"No, I just want you to use my account." It turns out that the spider has made a new account, and the name is a little weird, and the name is Zhao Ritian!
Well, so many gods have been added, and Su Yan has finally entered the WeChat group, a WeChat group that looks ordinary but is destined to be ordinary, and the name is very popular called 'Huaxia Da Neng Group'.
However, counting the members of the group, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...... Hey, why isn't it seven gourd babies, but it has become the Eight King Kongs, who is the one who wiped the last one more monkey head?
It's also a fucking online name called the return of the great sage, it's your sister, it's all filmed, okay?
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