Chapter 61: Superwoman is hard to be
"Liu Liu has a question I want to ask you, didn't you forget your phone in the dormitory? I didn't have my phone with me anyway. Long Yu asked timidly, contrary to the excitement when he first took off, his face was full of worry.
Yang Liu said disapprerovingly: "I threw my bag on the bed as soon as I returned to the dormitory, is there any problem?" Do you have something you want to call? ”
Long Yu shook his head and said, "It's not that I want to call, but you, the pilot, need to navigate, at least the electronic map in the mobile phone can guide us in the direction." Liuliu, are you sure that we won't lose our way if we go around in circles in the sky like this? ”
"Ugh! Otherwise, we won't fly far, and if we can't find a way out, we'll go down and go back to school. It's actually a good idea to ask someone for directions, don't you see that the city is still alive in the dark? That's what people's nightlife brings to the city. ”
"I can't talk to you about the rich woman going together, I'm lost in the way, and I'm still thinking about the nightlife or something, I thought I could travel all over the three mountains and five mountains overnight tonight! Who knows that even the city will not be able to fly out. I really don't know how much trouble we will make when we become pilots in the future. ”
"You think this is Journey to the West! I'm not a monkey, how can I fly all over the three mountains and five mountains in one night, and it would be nice to be able to go around a few small hills in the Rocky Mountains. Actually, little sister, it's good for us to go around the city, if we can see a few little thieves who don't open their eyes, wouldn't it be interesting to teach a lesson! ”
"Alas, I haven't finished reading this Journey to the West yet, you want to become a superwoman again, and the burden of chivalrous righteousness to save the earth will be handed over to you."
"Little junior sister, don't say it, I'm thinking about it, we are probably the two most powerful people in the world, and it's not impossible to save the earth or something. But I'm afraid that after doing something shocking, it will backfire and make a mess of the earth. By the way, little sister, do you still remember the first time we met, at that time I thought, all kinds of myths and legends in China, there are also foreign ones, and the gods and monsters in them are all stored now? And what is said in the various classic works of our Taoist culture is also the same thing, many truths are very reliable, how can we have a few old immortals in Wudang Mountain, right? As a result, I found you, a little Dao aunt who barely had some cultivation qualifications, is it because the spiritual energy on the earth is now exhausted, and the legendary immortals are either either honest or will fly up for thirty-three days? ”
"I didn't think about this problem before, what I thought about the most was to fall off the cliff to get a mysterious book of heaven, and then learn the art of inner pill immortality, I really didn't think about flying away from the sky to move mountains and seas or even fly to the heavenly realm! But after flying around with you today, I really have such expectations. ”
"It's best if you have this kind of awareness, and it will make your Dao heart firm. As for ascension or something, I have a shortcut. I'll tell you a secret, there's a mysterious teleportation array somewhere on the moon, maybe connected to a mysterious weather, or some other plane. So I was looking for an opportunity to be China's first female astronaut on the moon. ”
"So you have such a thing! In vain, I have admired you for a long time because of your ambitions. But there is a bit of a problem, you are not right, as the first astronaut to land on the moon, the commemorative significance is greater than the practical significance, and it is very likely that we will be asked to return after sightseeing on the moon this year, and we may not have the opportunity to explore what kind of teleportation formation. ”
"Little junior sister, what you said is really reasonable, why didn't I think of this? But no matter, if we can't achieve the goal by taking an official spaceship, we can build one ourselves, anyway, I already have this technology. ”
Just as the two girls parade in the sky while writing about their dreams of landing on the moon in the future, and throwing Supergirl out of the clouds, a vicious criminal case really happened in a dark corner of the city street.
There is a newly opened supermarket that is a new face, not only does it not know many rules, but it is also very unwilling, and it is unwilling to bow to some people. In order to maintain the authority of a certain rule, some people took advantage of the dark moon and high wind to smash the nearby cameras, rushed into the supermarket and looted it, and even wanted to teach the owner of Fan Er a lesson.
When the two superwomen quietly descended from the sky and quietly walked behind the arrogant gang, the shopkeeper who committed the second crime had already been beaten a few times, but he was unconvinced and shouted to the police, trying to make this group of bullies retreat with the spirit of hob meat. If this is just an isolated case, it is very likely that these guys will really be stumped by the hob meat and end up with no problems. But what they are doing is to maintain the unspoken rules of this generation, and there is no way to compromise, otherwise everyone will be incarnated as hob meat in the same way, and how will everyone mix in the future?
Although Yang Liu's age is younger, he has much more social experience than Long, and he knows that in the current situation, if he simply saves this shopkeeper, it is very likely to fuel the hob arrogance of this shopkeeper and lay the foundation for the future, unless he kills those guys now and makes things bigger, then this shopkeeper will no longer be eye-catching.
After Yang Liu's simple explanation, Long Yu said thoughtfully: "Why don't we call the police!" I don't think the police will ignore it. ”
Yang Liu thought about it for a while, and there was no other good way to agree: "Little junior sister, the method you said is very good, even if this guy has an inside line in the police, it is impossible to blatantly do evil, after all, the police still have to maintain their own image." But the problem is that we don't even have our phones with us now! ”
"Isn't that simple? I'll leave that to me. With that, Long Yu quietly approached a guy who had the most fierce fights and the fiercest light in his eyes, and with great speed, he took out a mobile phone from his jacket pocket, and then quietly returned to Yang Liu's side.
After reporting to the police, listening to the siren from afar, Yang Liu asked the little junior sister with interest: "Tell me what you thought when you stole the mobile phone just now, why don't you find the few soy sauce players in the back?" That would be easier. ”
The little junior sister rolled her eyes and said, "Do you think I don't know anything if I don't have social experience?" Since you want to blame others, you have to find someone who doesn't like it. In terms of timing, even if the police are always late, it should be there now, and I have to put my phone back on the guy. It's a pity that we can't imitate that guy's voice, otherwise this qiē would be too perfect. ”
The middle-aged uncle Blake is the supermarket owner who committed the second crime, and he was shaken for a moment when he was beaten by those guys, and just when he was about to hold on, the police suddenly turned into a messenger of justice and fell from the sky, scaring away the damn guys, and even a few novices who ran slowly were captured alive by the messengers of justice. Investigating the scene and recording confessions, coupled with the insurance company's people, it wasn't until dawn that Uncle Black had time to clean up the mess.
At the same time, in the base camp of a gang, the little boss who led the team to smash and rob the small supermarket and beat Blake is facing the biggest test of his life, at this time his boss is holding a printed call record in his hand, and the computer is playing Long Yu's alarm recording.
"Tell me, what's going on here?" The boss's voice was very calm, as if the operation had not failed today, and no one had been arrested at the police station for this.
"Listen to me, listen, they can all testify for me, I swear that my phone has been in my pocket, and there is no hateful woman who uses my phone to secretly call the police. This must be the damn shopkeeper's conspiracy, it's a conspiracy and someone is framing me. The little boss defended incoherently, very flustered, because he knew that the boss tended to be very calm when he was angry, but he liked to curse when he was happy.
The boss is a middle-aged handsome uncle with an aristocratic temperament, well-dressed, wearing gold-rimmed glasses, and looks like a big capitalist. At this time, the boss's heart was full of worries, obviously, this matter was deliberately framed by the stupid guy in front of him, and most of the people in the community were as stupid as the guy in front of him, and for a while he couldn't guess who had such a deep scheming to give the club such a hard time at this juncture, you must know that the rumors outside are not very good, and the new governor seems to want to make trouble.
"Okay, I can believe that you were framed for this, but can you tell who is framing you? Don't sue me, you doubt that poor supermarket owner, what supermarket does he need to open if he wants to have such skills? Think about it with your head stuffed with women's bras and panties, who can benefit from this? If you're a stupid guy who gets out of luck, who's going to be the happiest? If you provoke someone you shouldn't provoke because of a personal vendetta, and you get involved in the community, I'll throw you into the sea and feed the sharks..."
Yang Liu and Honor, who followed with hidden figures, breathed a sigh of relief when they heard such a conversation, it seems that the club boss has not been stupid enough to get home, and he is angry with the supermarket owner. After glancing at each other, the two flew up to the roof, and Long Yu asked suspiciously: "Liu Liu, why are you making things so complicated, just kill a bunch of thugs, anyway, the Americans can't kill them all." ”
Yang Liu was taken aback, he didn't expect Long Yu to have such a decisive side, and he didn't know if it was a good thing?
"Little junior sister, it's not right for you to think like this. For example, it is also chivalrous and righteous, Lu Zhishen planned to send the victim to a relative's house to settle down first, and then find an opportunity to come to the door to pick quarrels and provoke trouble, and let the other party do it first to occupy the righteousness. After accidentally killing someone, he did not sit idly by, and made a detailed escape plan to escape the pursuit of the government. Yang Liu patiently explained with an example.