Chapter 279: Mother's Token
If you want to say that you are addicted to alcohol, there is no way, you go drink water! Or go to a foreign country to drink, the sky is high and the emperor is far away, and the king of Shang can't control it so wide. {We don't write novels, we're just web text porters-
Although Mo Yunche doesn't like to talk much, it doesn't mean that his eloquence is not good, just a few words, and he directly stunned Tianhaiqi.
Even when he poured a sip of wine into his mouth just now, he forgot to close his mouth, and the wine flowed directly down the corners of his mouth and onto the placket of his clothes.
Mo Yunche frowned directly, and looked at Tian Haiqi with some disgust, with this ability to bear, I am afraid that he can only be the king of a small country.
At this time, Tian Haiqi was also in a hurry, wiping the drinks on his body with the towel on the table, and looked up at Mo Yunche embarrassedly: "Don't worry about Your Highness Seven, I didn't mean it, wait for me to change my clothes, and then drink with His Highness Seven!" ”
got up and hurriedly called a person from the Drunken Immortal Residence, said something, and then the two of them went out.
Mo Yunche played with the wine glass and was about to take a sip, but he heard a noisy sound coming here, as if there were other people's scolding, as well as the gentle persuasion of the waiters in the drunken immortal's residence.
Especially when the man shouted: "Hemp egg! What kind of thing are you, blocking Uncle Ben from entering, Uncle Ben is going to drink in this bullshit little wine forest today, see what you can do to me, believe it or not, I will destroy all the places on your side, his grandmother's. ”
The foul language in his mouth was unbearable, and his voice was particularly rough, which immediately attracted the attention of everyone in the small wine forest.
But most of them are watching the excitement intentionally or unintentionally, and there are almost no people who stand up to help stop it, it's not that people don't want to help, but when they come out and see a strong man of more than 300 pounds, they want to help and look at their little arms and legs, and their hearts are strong and their breath is insufficient!
Mo Yunche knocked on the marble table in front of him, and said slowly: "Don't stop him, let him in!" ”
The attendant at the door was like being pardoned, and revealed a grateful look in the small wine forest, he was still a friend of the master, and only the master's distinguished friend would draw a knife to help him when he saw such a thing, but it was really embarrassing for him!
In addition to gratitude, the service staff had a little worry, after all, this strong man is not good-tempered, if he fights with Mo Gongzi, he is afraid that Mo Yunche will suffer.
This attendant immediately weighed it in his heart, if he can't do it, he should go to the master quickly, just now Jiuxianju made trouble, and ordinary people can say that people with some identities are not able to deal with it by themselves.
Still guided the strong man in front of the small bamboo forest, and the attendants hurriedly walked away, not unwilling to serve this strong man, but really he wanted to find his master as much as possible, and if necessary, he also called the guards of the Drunken Immortal Residence to protect Mo Yunche's safety.
In his mind, the current time, there can be no delay in the slightest, a moment more, Mo Yunche will be safe, if he lets the host know that because he can't solve the matter, he will involve his guests, and even hurt the distinguished guests, then the servants of Jiuxianju today will be greatly punished.
The owner of the Drunken Immortal Residence has three thousand wines, and he is a veritable fat! The height of less than one meter six also has a figure of nearly 300 catties, which shows that the horizontal development is a little powerful.
However, unlike the strong man who made trouble before, that strong man was covered in muscles, and he could clench his fists and have green tendons bulging on his hands, which was extremely scary. And Jiu Sanqian clenched his fists, hehe, except for the fat on his body and trembling, there were basically no other changes.
As a fat person, the wine 3,000 only likes two things, drinking and sleeping, the most comfortable thing is to drink and half drunk without getting drunk, sleep until dawn, get drunk every day and dream of death, you can dream whatever you want.
Of course, this does not mean that Jiu 3000 is a scum who can only eat and drink, and it can be opened into the largest restaurant in Zuixian Street to make Zuixian Ju, which shows that Jiu 3000 is not simple at all.
In terms of personal ability, 3,000 wine can make friends with the heroes of the world, be bold and righteous, and repay the grace of dripping water, so in terms of communication, the entire Zuixian Street, there is no better person than him, as long as there are friends with names and surnames in the rivers and lakes who are in trouble to him, eat and drink to solve it first, and send the travel expenses before leaving.
It is precisely because of this that although his drunken immortal residence is the largest restaurant in Jiangdu City, if you really want to say that all the money you earn in a year, it is estimated that it is not half of the next door, but the wine three thousand is not annoyed, there is such a sentence in his thoughts: I am born to be useful, and I will come back when my daughter is gone!
And Mo Yunche's friendship with him was in the imperial capital of Yingguo, when Mo Yunche exterminated a mountain bandit and prepared a celebration banquet in Jiangdu City.
Yingguo has a Ying wine, named the name of the country, but the output of this wine treasure is extremely small, only more than 1,000 jars every year, most of which are paid tribute to the Ying Palace. It is precisely because of the rarity that it is sought after by the wine merchants in this place, not to mention the wine, but to say the collection value of this wine, then there are few wines that can be compared.
Wine Sanqian loves to drink and understands wine, so he naturally won't miss this Ying wine, and every year he can get twenty jars of Ying wine from the wine channel in Yingguo, but last year there was a big accident.
The wine merchant of the previous channel, he somehow drove to the west, the link on the wine channel was broken, this year's Yingjiu is about to be out of the cellar, and the wine three thousand can only go out in person, this matter is a very cautious matter, leave it to his subordinates to do, it's not impossible, but he is not at ease.
Instead of thinking about it every day, it is better to make your own move, it was originally considered a smooth lì, and it took a lot of time to rush to Yingguo, and the journey was tiring along the way, and the wine 3,000 almost lost more than 30 catties.
When it came to Yingguo's side, it was even more smooth, almost God's favor, and the Yingjiu channel on the Yingguo imperial capital regained contact, and even the number of Yingjiu rose from 20 jars per year to 30 jars.
I have to say that this is also the help of the high rollers who made friends all over the world before the wine 3000, Yingguo heard that the wine 3000 arrived, and the invitation alone sent no less than 100 to the place where the wine 3000 lived.
I heard that the wine of 3,000 because Yingjiu came to Yingguo, and they have made a strong contribution, and there is a way to find a way, so sometimes the early loss may be the later income, there is a saying that suffering is a blessing, so don't be afraid of loss, I'm afraid that you are too shrewd!
Yiqiē is so smooth sailing, so that drunk Sanqian thinks that he is not here to contact the channel, but to visit the mountains and rivers, meet old friends and drink, how comfortable life is!
The matter is almost settled, and the fun is also enjoyable, so it is natural to go home. Although Jiang Guo's wine of 3,000 is also a lot of hands-off shopkeepers, but whether there is a shopkeeper in charge or not is completely two concepts!
The disadvantage of being well-connected is that when the wine 3,000 is leaving, you come to keep it, he also wants to keep it, a mile and a pavilion to set up a wine banquet to say goodbye, the wine 3,000 pay the most attention to the righteousness of friends, although the wine banquet can not be eaten, but the farewell wine still has to be drunk.
And drinking is still the kind of cup to the bottom, coming and going, and when he walked out of the imperial capital of Yingguo, he was already drunk and unconscious, leaving the coachman to hurry in the carriage, and he went directly to sleep in the carriage.
Drinking is a bit of a circle, and he doesn't know what his driver is already doing. This coachman was found by the car dealer of the imperial capital, and the place he was responsible for delivering to was the border city of Yingguo.
It was supposed to be a very reliable, loyal and honest person, but the wine of 3,000 drinks in each gazebo, and those who invited them to drink also regarded the coachman as a person around the wine 3,000.
Sanqian's subordinates are also buddies, how to drink will favor one over the other, so Jiu Sanqian drank farewell wine in the gazebo, and many people also carefully took the wine to find the coachman's eldest brother.
It's not that the coachman is not firm, it's really that there are too many people who come to deliver wine, one or two are good to refuse, and the back is a little stunned to force him to drink, as soon as the coachman refuses, they sink their faces, you push and hinder the refusal, I didn't see that the wine 3,000 has been drunk, and you still have a shelf.
So the coachman drank the first glass of wine, and made an exception, and then he wanted to block the wine, but he was not enough!
Finally, drink! The wine three thousand drank in front, and there was also a small circle on the side of the carriage, which made the coachman very embarrassed: "My buddy is an authentic Yingguo person, why did he suddenly change his nationality and become a person from Jiang Guo, it's really foolish." ”
When he drove out of the imperial capital of Yingguo, the coachman drank only less wine than three thousand wine, and the carriage was completely blushing and his neck was thick, and he only looked at the road, if it weren't for his horse being an adult horse, there were not a few people who walked the border city of Yingguo, but I was afraid that he would have driven into the ditch a long time ago.
Now the situation of a carriage is completely that the three thousand drunken sleeping in the carriage, and the coachman not sleeping in front of the car, the danger of drunk driving is vividly reflected in the journey of drunk three thousand.
At most, after driving for more than ten miles, there were three times when I almost collided with other people's carriages, and several times I hit people. It's also too drunk with three thousand wines, otherwise this bumpy journey will not be able to stand anyone.
After that, the most terrifying came, because of the coachman's carelessness, the car turned towards a mountain road, which is also the direction to Jiang Guo, and it is closer, the coachman has walked through it before, in addition to climbing the mountain tiredly, it is necessary to pay attention to the mountain bandits.
It is precisely because of this that people who are in a hurry rarely walk this way until they have to, but today, the wine is strong and courageous, and the coachman's brain is hot, so in order to copy the near, he directly dragged the horse's head and rushed to this side.