Chapter 0024 - Eating Tofu
It was easy for Luo Yuhan to let Sha Ruxue's hand let go of his ears, but Luo Yuhan didn't do this, but took a breath of dantian qi, straightened his neck, and a stream of air rushed straight to his ears.
Sha Ruxue instantly felt that Luo Yuhan's ears were like steel cast, no matter how he tore them, they were as solid as a rock.
Sha Ruxue took the initiative to put her hand down, looked at Luo Yuhan and asked blankly, "What kind of kung fu are you?" β
"Tie Ergong, how about it, I haven't seen it, today will open your eyes, so that you can know that this little master has some real skills, and he is not in vain." Luo Yuhan puffed up his chest and said proudly.
Sha Ruxue snorted and said: "Serious people have kung fu and do the right thing, and the unserious person has kung fu and do bad things, no matter how high your kung fu is, you are not a good person." β
Sha Ruxue often hurts people with her mouths, and changes her methods to spoil Luo Yuhan, Luo Yuhan doesn't care anymore, but when she thinks of the good things she did to Sha Ruxue, she still can't help but justify: "I rescued you from danger, so that you were not kidnapped and even ravaged by bad people, and I also treated you to save you from being tortured by illness, not only did you not appreciate me, but you hurt me again and again, you say, what did I do wrong, so that you hate me so much." β
Sha Ruxue squinted and sneered: "You saved me from danger? To put it nicely, if I hadn't woken up in time in the tent, I wouldn't have known what you were going to do to me, and if you ate my tofu when you saw me, there were witnesses here, and you wouldn't want to deny it. β
The witness Sha Ruxue said was Xia Yiqing.
In order to retaliate against Sha Ruxue's teasing, Xia Yiqing even blocked Sha Ruxue's mouth, and just told Sha Ruxue that when Luo Yuhan gave her acupuncture, he took the opportunity not only to peek at her body, but also to touch her skin.
Luo Yuhan knew that the witness Sha Ruxue said was Xia Yiqing, but he didn't understand what it meant to eat tofu, so he asked stupidly: "Tofu, what tofu, I ate your meal, it was for your health, but I remember that at that time, there was only pig's feet goose paw jelly crucian carp soup, and there was no tofu at all, you obviously made something out of nothing." β
Xia Yiqing listened to Luo Yuhan's explanation and couldn't help but laugh again. Because he laughed so hard that he pulled the muscles on his face, the wound on his forehead was painful, and he stopped laughing.
"What are you laughing at? What's so funny. Luo Yuhan asked.
"I laugh at you for not even knowing what it means to eat tofu, and you pretend to be a miracle doctor, eating tofu is that you take advantage of girls." Xia Yiqing explained.
"I see, you sued her?" Luo Yuhan looked at Xia Yiqing and asked.
Xia Yiqing was silent for a moment and said, "Is there something wrong with what I said, Sha Ruxue was so thinly dressed at that time, and you were so close to her, and you touched someone's hand, didn't you eat her tofu, and didn't you want me and my mother to strip Sha Ruxue's clothes?" β
Luo Yuhan seemed to understand Xia Yiqing's intentions, so he turned to Sha Ruxue and said, "So even if you eat her tofu?" Then it's not the first time I've eaten her tofu, and I'm still ...... in Antique Street."
Before Luo Yuhan finished speaking, Sha Ruxue hurriedly raised her hand to cover his mouth, and warned sternly: "If you dare to talk nonsense again, beware of me tearing your stinky mouth." β
Xia Yiqing knew that there was something in Luo Yuhan's words, so she smiled at Sha Ruxue and said, "You are still making fun of me, it turns out that you have been eaten tofu twice by him, Sha Ruxue, even if what you saw just now is true, we will be even, and no one will say anything in the future." β
Before Sha Ruxue could answer, Sha Jiang ran over through the bamboo forest, holding a large envelope in his hand, and shouted from afar: "Auntie, you have been admitted, you have been admitted to ShiyΓ n Middle School." β
Sha Ruxue took two steps forward, took the envelope from Sha Jiang's hand, opened it impatiently, and took out a piece of red paper from it, only to see a big title written on it: Admission Notice.
Sha Ruxue read the notice twice, and finally burst into tears, muttering to herself: "The hard work pays off, the hard work is not in vain, I was admitted, Xia Yiqing, we can study in the same school again, I am so happy, my wife is so happy." β
Sha Jiang asked puzzledly: "Auntie, there is only one notice here, how do you know that Xia Yiqing has also been admitted." β
"Xia Yiqing won the top 100 in the city's unified examination before being recruited, and she was already admitted to ShiyΓ n Middle School in advance." Sha Ruxue explained.
"No wonder you say that," Sha Jiang said, "Don't leave Song Xia Yiqing at noon today, and Luo Yuhan, let's have a family banquet here and celebrate." Sha Jiang Tiyì said.
Luo Yuhan waved his hand and said, "You guys are a family banquet, I'm an outsider, it's inconvenient to stay here, besides, I don't want people to say that it's delicious tofu." β
Sha Jiang didn't understand what Luo Yuhan meant, thinking that Luo Yuhan liked to eat tofu, so he laughed twice and said: "Divine doctor, don't you just want to eat tofu, I told Aunt Lan to buy more tofu when she buys vegetables, what do you want to eat for you, spicy tofu, mapo tofu, fried tofu, stinky tofu fragrant tofu, not to mention tofu, flying in the sky, running on the ground, as long as you can get it, you just say, who made you my aunt's savior." β
"Nephew, if you don't say a word, no one will treat you as a dumb person." Sha Ruxue said unhappily.
Xia Yiqing wanted to laugh but was afraid that the muscles on her face would be affected, so she could only grin.
Sha Jiang led the way through the path and walked towards the villa.
Luo Yuhan stood in place, watching the three of them walk out of a distance, pick up the wooden box, and walk towards the opposite road. Sha Ruxue looked back, only saw Luo Yuhan's back, and couldn't help but exclaim: "Call Huazi, I have promised me to be a health care doctor for you, don't be ignorant." β
Sha Jiang also followed and said, "Divine doctor, my aunt has never spoken soft words to anyone, this is the first time. β
Xia Yiqing touched her forehead and said, "Luo Yuhan, you just have to leave, and you have to wait until my brain ringing is cured before leaving." β
Sha Zhongxiao was already waiting by the bamboo forest, and when he heard that the three of them had sent an invitation to Luo Yuhan at the same time, he couldn't help but say, "Divine doctor, you just have to leave, and you have to eat before leaving." β
The four of them invited Luo Yuhan at the same time, and if Luo Yuhan took it again, it would be too hypocritical, so he changed his direction and walked over to this side.
The meals at noon were very rich, and Luo Yuhan had never eaten many meals. Sha Zhongxiao looked down on Luo Yuhan and kept giving Luo Yuhan vegetables, but Luo Yuhan was not polite, and let go of his belly and ate enough.
After lunch, Luo Yuhan said that it was inconvenient for him to have no phone, and he wanted to go to the supermarket to buy a mobile phone. Sha Jiang asked enthusiastically: "You are now my aunt's health doctor and bodyguard, if you want to buy it, you can buy a higher grade, otherwise others will laugh at our Sha family, if the money is not enough, I will give it to you." β
Luo Yuhan smiled and said, "The 20,000 yuan that Boss Sha asked you to give me hasn't been touched yet, it's enough to buy a mobile phone." β
Sha Ruxue looked at Sha Zhongxiao and asked, "Dad, why did you give him so much money." β
"That's the reward for him to rescue you and treat you, and he will be your health doctor and bodyguard in the future, I hope you get along well, don't fight in the nest."
Sha Ruxue smiled slightly and said: "I, Sha Ruxue, am also a student of a key middle school, how can I do that kind of cannibalistic thing, Luo Yuhan is not familiar with life in Hezhou City, so let's go with him to buy a mobile phone in the afternoon." In addition, I have to buy two more outfits, look at what you are wearing, I don't know, I think our Sha family has sheltered a person named Hanako. β
Sha Ruxue has always been cold to herself, but now she is so attentive, she must not be well-intentioned. Luo Yuhan was so smart that he knew that Sha Ruxue wanted to rectify himself again, but he couldn't refuse Sha Ruxue's good intentions, so he could only express a warm welcome.