In order to admit his mistakes, Wang Erwu was stunned and ate a cabbage raw, and his kind of pity in his eyes was like those thin children in Africa, who made Deng Shuang laugh heartily.

"Xiao Sour, you can't bear to watch me gnaw on cabbage?"

"This is your punishment! Cabbage is eaten raw and does not die. ”

"Who said that? What if there is a pesticide residue? Now these vegetables are all cultivated and produced in the base, who knows what is sprayed? ”

"That is, if you really eat to death, you have to blame yourself, don't forget, this dish was washed by your own hands, but it's a good thing that you really have a problem eating, at least I didn't get poisoned with you, hehe, benefactor."

"Xiao Sour, I can't see that you have no conscience so much, I originally thought that you would help me be a pig and let me arch cabbage, dare you treat me as a guinea pig and let me test for drugs?"

"Haha, you deserve it!"

"But this cabbage is sweet, like sugar cane, really, would you like one?"

The two chatted for a while, and finally decided to go down the mountain......

Wang Erwu took the initiative to carry Deng Shuang, although he was complaining, but he really didn't want Deng Shuang to walk too many mountain roads in his heart, for fear that she would be tired.

Deng Shuang lay on Wang Erwu's back, feeling that he was happy, women, what she longed for most was to find a man who loved herself and felt sorry for herself, Wang Erwu in front of her was such a person, she could feel the sweetness of being held in the palm of her hand.

It is said that Wang Erwu usually doesn't exercise, and he looks thin, but his body is really not covered, Rao is carrying Deng Shuang down the mountain, and the atmosphere has not taken a few breaths. It made Deng Shuang feel amazing.

"Erwu, is your physique similar to Popeye? People have strength when they eat spinach, and you become powerful after eating cabbage? Is this a domestic pig that has become the essence of the sky? Deng Shuang asked suspiciously.

"It's because you're too thin, it's as light as a kite, it's good that we didn't meet anyone else along the way, otherwise we would have scared them to death!" Wang Erwu said with a smile.

"Hehe, when did you become so low-key? Haven't you always thought your face was perfect? Could it be that it can scare people to death at night? Do you think you're Cinderella? When the mana disappears, you are revealed? Hehe. "Deng Shuang has been with Wang Erwu for a long time, and he has also learned to make fun of people.

"Huh. When you see my face, you will die, but you will die! It's you who really scare people to death. You want to. In the middle of the night, a person came down from the mountain with a small paper figure on his back, what would others think? I must have thought you had just burned it......

"Phew! Bah! Bah! Can't speak! Deng Shuang was so angry that he took a bite on Wang Erwu's shoulder.

"Ahh A scream echoed through the valley...... The leaves of the trees swayed gently......

"Little sour, how do you like to bite. Not long after I met you, I found out that your hobby is not only not restrictive, but has intensified, are you a praying mantis? How do I feel that one day, you're going to eat me alive......"

"Cut, don't elevate yourself, just your meat, the hot pot can't be cooked, and my teeth are loose after biting you."

"Are your teeth made up of Master Kong instant noodles? Will it come loose after biting? Then you were hungry just now. Why don't you just eat your own teeth? If you eat it with cabbage, you can taste the taste of braised pork......"

"Why do you like to fight so much? Don't be humble with girls! Is! Deng Shuang didn't care anymore, and she didn't win when she quarreled with Wang Erwu.

At the foot of Mingyue Mountain, Wang Erwu carefully put Deng Shuang down, took her hand, and continued to move forward.

The place is generally very secluded, and the average citizen rarely comes to such a place at night, except for some people who have other ideas.

It's not. As soon as they came down the mountain, they bumped into a young couple who were intimate, both of them were at most seventeen or eighteen years old, but their words and deeds were very frivolous. The two of them were in a very excited state, but when they saw two people coming down from the mountain, they were naturally embarrassed and disappointed.

"Neurotic! Come down from the top of the mountain at night...... If you want to be happy, don't you know how to change places? The young man's face was full of displeasure, and he thought in pieces.

Wang Erwu's ears were extremely pointed, and the man's words were clearly heard by him. So he quietly approached them.

"We are forensic doctors, two headless female corpses were found on Mingyue Mountain, if you are good citizens, please don't leave for the time being, protect the scene, and don't let people trespass."

When the young couple looked at Wang Erwu and Deng Shuang's dress, they believed most of them, a headless female corpse? On this big night, it's scary to think about, where do the two of them dare to stay, they floated away like a gust of wind, and in a breath, they completely disappeared from Wang Erwu's field of vision......

"What the hell? Track and field athletes? The woman, in particular, ran faster than the man! Wang Erwu said in surprise.

"You're playing tricks on people like this, aren't you?" Deng Shuang smiled.

"Don't you see? These are all minors! I'm stopping them from sinning! This is...... Young girl, ......," Wang Erwuyi said seriously.

"Can you not be so dirty? Is that what everyone who comes to this place does? Deng Shuang gave him a blank look.

"Of course, who else will come to this place...... Wang Erwu said.

Deng Shuang stared at him fiercely, "According to what you say, we are also here to do that?" ”

Wang Erwu looked at Deng Shuang's murderous eyes, and couldn't explain it for a while, he had an idea, and he was in a hurry.

"We're different, let me tell you a story, an explorer got lost in the forest, wandered around in it for two days, and finally met a person, he said happily: "Thank God, I got lost for two days, and today I finally met someone." Then the man replied, "Friend, what is there to be happy about, I have been lost for seven days." "Do you understand the meaning of the joke?"

"Isn't it just a joke? What can it mean? ”

"Well, I mean, in that respect, I'm the one who gets lost and gets lost even more." Looking at Deng Shuang's puzzled eyes, Wang Erwu was anxious, "Actually, I ...... Or is it a ...... Hina ......"

Deng Shuang just wanted to say it, and so did I, but when I thought about it, my face became red, and I simply didn't say anything.

At this time, Wang Erwu's phone suddenly remembered, and after answering the phone, he became flustered.

"Xiao Sour, I may have some things to deal with, I may not be able to accompany you to eat again, I'll send you home first, I'll go out for a while, I'll bring you a supper when I come back later?" Wang Erwu asked nervously.

Deng Shuang saw Wang Erwu's anxiety, she had never seen Wang Erwu lose his temper like this, so she naturally knew that he had something important, so she said, "If the matter is urgent, you can rush over first, and I can go home by myself." ”

"No, it's a big night, it's not safe for you to be alone, I'll send you back first......"

PS: Thank you for the tips of Shintu Mingliang, Drunk in the Wind, Daocheng Hongyu, and Master Saitama.

Thank you for the monthly pass support of Brother Hei Chubby. (To be continued.) )