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Facebook is boiling!

Because today is Monday.

Because today Facebook opened 100,000 new registrations.

Because today QQ mailbox is online.

Because today's real-name authentication is online.

Because today the special account application channel is opened.

Because today Facebook founder Su Chenfeng is bubbling up on Facebook.

Because of that sentence: a serious nonsense.

Because of that one: speak for yourself.

Netizens who were waiting for Facebook to open a new account suddenly felt that happiness came too suddenly, and they felt very aggrieved when they saw those netizens who already had Facebook accounts showing off on portals, BBS, and chat rooms in the past few days, but they didn't expect Facebook to release heavy news two days ago.

What QQ mailbox, celebrity stationing, real-name authentication, even messages, and a whole bunch of dazzling and bizarre new features are about to be opened, how can these netizens who do not have Facebook accounts be depressed and aggrieved?

It's all the quota to blame!

Damn Facebook!

Damn that high school student Su Chenfeng!

However, today, they can throw away all these depressions and grievances, because starting today, 100,000 new registrations per day for a week will come one after another.

Yes, they are about to become Facebook users, and they no longer have to put up with BBS and portals that are outdated and ugly, with simple features and uncreative features.

They can also experience the functions of topic circles, message walls, moods, blogs, logs, photo albums, fans, likes, etc.!

They no longer have to wait for Facebook users to break the news about something interesting happening on Facebook.

For example, the particularly magical phrase that the founder of Facebook just said: a serious nonsense.

For example, the Facebook founder just released the mood: speak for yourself.

Nima is worthy of being recognized as a genius boy, not only can he develop such a trendy online social platform Facebook, but also is so talented, and he has famous sayings.

The BBS all exploded, first of all, about the 'serious nonsense' interpretation.

Mizuki Tsinghua BBS's latest theme post "The founder of Facebook is a joker? -- Serious or nonsense! The text is as follows:

Today is Monday, the day of all evil, and God should not create a day of zào, although this scholar does not believe in God! Students have to go to school, office workers have to go to work, they have to crowd the bus, they have to listen to books, and they have to face the tedious work of endless repetitive operations!

However, this qiē has nothing to do with this academic bully, because I am a college student, and I pay tribute to the founder of Facebook - skipping class!

Shhh

The above words are all nonsense, and the next thing is the point, stare at your alloy dog eyes, prick up your wolf ears, and see clearly!

The Facebook account of this student is 101234, nickname: the first student of Mizuki University, the second place on the Facebook celebrity list, and more than 50,000 fans!

If you don't make a move, I will be abused by Su Chenfeng to the point that I am completely decent, no, I have been abused so much that my parents can't recognize me!

Well, I'll admit, it's all! What the? You say I'm wasting your time? Nonsense, is advertising illegal? Facebook is not illegal, uh, well, this is Mizuki Tsinghua BBS!

Sowhat？ This student is the moderator, who dares to ban me!

Well, Mr. Shi, who defected to Facebook, dared!

I'll admit, I'm talking serious nonsense.

A serious nonsense!

This sentence is absolutely absolute, have you found it, I just just have the best example of serious nonsense.

That's right, this sentence came from the message wall of Facebook founder Su Chenfeng's personal homepage half an hour ago, and this sentence is what he answered his fans......

Listen, don't look at the children's shoes at dinner!

"Ask for popular science, what are the three major tragedies of life mentioned upstairs?"

"Well, this question is asked at a very high level, the three tragedies in life are that I can't when I go to the toilet, I am interrupted halfway through the urine, and I find that there is no paper in the toilet after!"

That's it, Su Tiancai directly added a comment to the second message: a serious nonsense!

Isn't this nonsense, and it's so serious. What are the three tragedies of life?

When I went online, I found that there was no electricity at home, and after there was electricity, I found that I didn't plug in the network cable, and I found that there was no money in the account when I plugged in the network cable!

These are the three tragedies of life!

Do netizens think this sentence is particularly interesting, yes, Facebook is so interesting.

After the research of this scholar, netizens who can speak amazingly are very popular, especially on Facebook, Su Chenfeng told us today, what is a joker.

A simple sentence triggers people's endless reverie, which looks very ordinary, but if you taste it carefully, you can find that the aftertaste is endless.

I don't know if Su Chenfeng is a joke or not, I heard that he has updated his mood again, and this scholar has gone to watch, so he slipped away first!

Finally, advertise Facebook, 100,000 registration places will be opened at nine o'clock today, and children who don't have a Facebook account yet, hurry up and pick up your mouse, open your phone, and grab it!

This theme post is popular again, and it is a serious nonsense throughout, which amused the onlookers and left messages under the post.

"I finally know why Facebook is valued as a trillion by Su Tiancai, because he is talking serious nonsense."

"I finally know why upstairs knows that Su Chenfeng is valued at more than one trillion on Facebook, because upstairs is talking serious nonsense."

"Don't say anything, the upstairs is all talking serious nonsense!"

"The landlord is disgusting, I'm eating in the toilet, you actually told me that one of the three tragedies in life is that there is no paper in the toilet after, you crow's mouth, the toilet is really paperless!"

"Poof...... Eating in the toilet? Upstairs is evil again, serious nonsense! ”

"I really can't communicate with you rude barbarians, let me interpret what are the three tragedies of life - I didn't bring a pen to the exam, I finally borrowed a pen and found that there was no pen oil, and when I had a pen oil, I found that the exam was over! As a student party, I think these are the three major tragedies of life! By the way, remember to follow me on Facebook, 10001! ”

"The big guy upstairs is really serious nonsense. I'm not referring to your three tragedies, but - isn't Nima's 10001 Su Tiancai's Facebook account? ”

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There is a lot of joy on the Internet, some people are spoofing the three tragedies of life, some people are talking nonsense in a serious way, and some people with a heart see the potential of the joker, and they have come up with a lot of exquisite jokes, which have attracted netizens to watch and cheer, and set off a storm of jokes on the Internet!

The power of role models is very strong, and netizens have said that Su Chenfeng is the originator of jokers on the Internet, saying that he has turned black and turned to fans!

As for the article "The founder of Facebook is a joker?" -- Serious or nonsense! The theme post was regarded by netizens as the apocalypse of the originator of the joke.

The first generation of Internet jokers was born.

Two key figures are remembered by netizens.

The first disciple of the Internet joke hand world: the first student of Mizuki University!

The ancestor of the Internet joke hand world: Su Chenfeng, the founder of Facebook and a genius boy!

The first shot in the Internet joker world: a serious nonsense!

The joker sweeping the entire Internet has just begun, and Su Chenfeng's "Speak for Yourself" really caused a monstrous uproar!

PS: Every online writer is a serious nonsense, yes, so is Xiao Wang! So the question is, what about recommended votes? I don't recommend the fifth vote, and I don't send it!

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