In the blink of an eye, it was six o'clock in the afternoon.

Lin Xiaohan reluctantly opened his eyes, and his head was still a little painful.

"You're finally awake? If you don't wake up, I'm ready to call the police. ”

Lin Xiaohan's eyes widened in shock, and he saw that on a chair next to the bed, Wang Erwu was holding his chin with both hands, and his eyes were staring at him motionlessly. The cruel picture made Lin Xiaohan's stomach churn for a while, and he spit out some of the turbidity left over from yesterday.

"How could it be you?" Lin Xiaohan couldn't imagine what happened last night.

"Uh, me? Oh, goddess, you won't drink until you lose your memory, I'm Wang Erwu, you don't know me? ”

Lin Xiaohan showed a murderous look, "Answer my question!" How could it be you? ”

Wang Erwu didn't know why the other party suddenly lost his temper, his face was full of innocence, "How could it be me?" Goddess, how do you want me to answer this question? Are you a rhetorical question? Or is it an interrogative sentence? If it's a rhetorical question, what I understand is that it must and must not be you, but who else can it be if it is not me? Isn't that a living hell? If it's a question, then you have a language problem with this question, you see, "how" I understand as "why", it will be you, that is, ask, why will it be me? But I don't know why? Like I ask you, why are you you? I'm sure you can't answer it, can you? Why are chickens chickens? Why are eggs eggs? ”

"Shut up!" Lin Xiaohan sat up with difficulty, leaned against the edge of the bed, pressed his hands his temples, and then shook his head.

"Don't be angry, I really don't know, your question is very profound, I'll give you water to wash your face first, let me think about it, I'm answering you after thinking of the answer, okay?" Wang Erwu walked to the bathroom and rubbed a clean towel with hot water.

Lin Xiaohan's consciousness began to be clear, he looked at the surrounding environment, and his clothes were also worn on his body in good condition, but there was a strong smell of alcohol, and some of yesterday's scattered fragments slowly surfaced into his mind and quickly spliced.

"Wash your face." Wang Erwu handed over a hot towel.

Lin Xiaohan glanced at him, took the towel and wiped it, threw it to Wang Erwu, and then stopped looking at him, and took care of himself and flipped up his handbag.

Lin Xiaohan left thirty-four missed calls on his mobile phone, one was from his colleague Qin Yuwei, a few were from Zhou Jinsong from the TV station, and the rest were all from the man named Long Yi. Lin Xiaohan looked at the time, it was already half past six, thought about it, and still called back, but it was the only woman among the three, Qin Yuwei.

"Yuwei, I'm sorry, I drank too much last night and felt uncomfortable, so I've been resting until now."

"Oh, it's okay, I saw that you didn't come to work, so I called and asked, and then Mr. Li said that you asked for leave, so I didn't ask more. By the way, Zhou Jinsong called me several times, and he said that you promised to have dinner with him, and I couldn't find you in a hurry, plus I heard another exciting news, I guess I want to die. "It's very noisy on the other end of the phone, Qin Yuwei should be celebrating the holiday.

"Oh? What's the exciting news? Because today is Valentine's Day, hearing the cheerful atmosphere on the other end of the phone, and thinking of what Long Yi once said to herself, she actually felt very uncomfortable, if it weren't for the excitement and curiosity of the other party, it is estimated that she would have hung up the phone a long time ago.

"Do you know who helped you take a leave of absence today?" Qin Yuwei said with a smile.

"Wang Erwu?" Lin Xiaohan thought about it, except for this monkey, there should be no one else.

"You know? Hehe. ”

"What's wrong with helping me take a leave of absence?"

"That joke told Mr. Li that the two of you spent Valentine's Day in the hotel, and then Mr. Li also wrote this incident into a joke, and it is estimated that this masterpiece will appear in the evening show. Now they are all saying that Jin Cheng is going to the golden stone to open, comic counterattack, and win the heart of the goddess, not only our choreography and directing department, but the entire radio and television building is spreading, do you say that Xiao Jinsong can not be angry? Qin Yuwei said.

"What? Wang Erwu! You son of a bitch! Get the hell out of here! After Lin Xiaohan learned the news, his lungs exploded, and he grabbed the pillow next to him and smashed it.

"Goddess! What's wrong? Want to kill someone? Calm down! Wang Erwu jumped up and down to dodge.

On the other end of the phone, Qin Yuwei was inexplicable, "Xiaohan? You won't really be ...... to this funny."

"No, no, how come?" Lin Xiaohan realized that the phone had not hung up yet, and said a few words awkwardly and perfunctorily.

"Bastard! I want you to spread rumors! After Lin Xiaohan chased and killed all the way, he felt that he seemed to be in a much better mood, at least for the time being, and left the man's affairs behind.

"If you're hungry, let's go eat together." Lin Xiaohan said.

"Really? Did I hear me right? ”

"Hmm." Lin Xiaohan nodded.

"Are you sure? Just the two of us? Won't it be some big dinner and let me take pictures, right? ”

"Why do you talk so much nonsense as a man? To go or not to go? ”

"Go, go, I'll go to the bathroom, right away!" After speaking, Wang Erwu ran into the bathroom with an excited face.

While opening the toilet seat, I thought about it.

With a plop, a one-yuan coin slipped out of Wang Erwu's pocket and fell directly into the toilet.

"Oh, what a pity I fell in! What a waste! No way! This dollar must fall worthwhile! After saying that, he put his hands together and began to make a wish, "I hope my goddess is happy...... I hope my parents are in good health...... Hope for world peace, no buying and selling, no killing! ”

"I'll go home and change my clothes first, can you help me buy two buns?" Lin Xiaohan was naturally uncomfortable with the smell of alcohol.

"Buns?"

"Yes, minced buns. If you want, help me buy it at the one next to the train station, I love it. In half an hour, we'll meet here. ”

Wang Erwuxing hurried to the train station, and there were two long queues in front of him.

"This steamed bun shop is so popular? As for it? Wang Erwu's face was full of disbelief, but he still stood in one of the teams.

After waiting for about ten minutes, it was finally his turn, and suddenly a man in his thirties walked over, "Brother, I'm almost in time, can I cut in line in front of you?" ”

"Can't catch up?" Wang Erwu was puzzled.

"yes, it's only been ten minutes, I'm really anxious. Please, give me a convenience. ”

Wang Erwu didn't say much, since the other party had asked for it, let him cut into the line, but he muttered in his heart, "Buy a bun, as for it, can't you catch up?" It's only been ten minutes, and you're dying of hunger? It's pathetic. ”

Finally, it was the turn of the person who cut the line, "Give me a ticket for Chongqing tonight." ”

The uncle who sold the steamed buns was stunned, "I can't get to Chongqing with this steamed bun in one night." ”

"Buns? Aren't you selling tickets? ”

The uncle pointed to the back end, "Over there!" ”

"I'll go! A queue selling steamed buns is longer than selling tickets for the Spring Festival! Doesn't this bully us outsiders? The man glared at Wang Erwu fiercely.

Wang Erwu shrugged, "Don't blame me, I thought you were hungry and crazy, and you couldn't survive for ten minutes......"