Chapter 583: Practicing Dance
"Stop me, what's going on?" Dongfang Shuo really couldn't stand it anymore, and walked out directly and asked.
"Isn't this all according to the will of General Dongfang? I bought all the beautiful words of the gardener, is there anything wrong with this?" Liu Yuntian asked strangely.
"If it's good-looking, then what is this?" said Dongfang Shuo, pointing to a cactus ball.
"Oh, this is called a cactus, it is a flower that often appears in the desert, and it is rare and expensive, and the owner of the flower shop said that this flower is the most beautiful when it blooms!
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"But did the boss say that this thing only blooms once in sixty years? When it blooms, the cucumbers and vegetables will be cold!"
"Isn't cucumber vegetable just cold?"
"I ...... Okay, let's not say anything cold or not, why are all the flower pots served?"
"This ...... General Dongfang, you also see that there are thorns on it, if you don't take the flower pot, you will prick your hands!"
Dongfang Shuo felt that he was going crazy, a good romantic scene had become a complete waste, and it had no effect at all.
"It's all withdrawn, don't kneel there, come with me!" Dongfang Shuo said a word to this Li Duanyang, and left the scene directly.
Isn't it good that this large group is a little dazed?
When he arrived in the lobby, Dongfang Shuo sat down directly and began to think about what to do next.
"What's the matter, boss? Isn't that good? This is what you call romance, right? It's interesting!" Li Duanyang stepped forward and asked curiously.
"Romantic fart, it's not at all romantic with what I'm talking about, you remember, before she was a general, first of all, she was a woman, would women like this kind of thing? The first step of the plan failed, and the countermeasures had to be re-studied!"
"Re-study? Didn't you just impress her?"
"What do you think?" Dongfang Shuo laughed angrily at Li Duanyang's question, if he could catch up with the goddess, wouldn't the goddess be too easy to chase?
"Then what should I do? The point is that what General Dongfang said is too unbelievable, we have never heard of it, and we have never heard of your proposals!" Liu Yuntian said with some embarrassment, no need to ask, there must be a big problem with his deployment.
Dongfang Shuo frowned suddenly, then raised his head and asked, "What did you just say?"
"Boss, Liu Junshi doesn't mean anything else, don't get me wrong!"
"Shut up, Yuntian, say what you just said again!"
"What you said just now, your method is so unbelievable, I have never heard of it! Could it be that I am wrong?" Liu Yuntian repeated again, he still thought that Dongfang Shuo was going to provoke, and his tone was a little unkind.
"Unbelievable...... Unheard...... Unheard of......" Dongfang Shuo clapped his hands violently and laughed: "Liu Junshi is good, he pointed out the key, that's right, unheard of, trendy things can attract attention, trendy things can win women's hearts, I have an idea again!"
"What's the idea?" Ling Hao suddenly asked curiously.
"Hmm...... Are you interested in helping Duanyang too?"
"Yes, if we can help!"
"Come on, then, and give me a hundred smarter, nimble soldiers, and I'll teach them a dance!"
"Wu, General Dongfang wants to train his troops?"
"It's not a martial arts, it's a dance of dance!"
"Isn't that something that only women do?" Luo Qianhu asked a little stunned.
"Who said that only women can dance? And who said that there is only one kind of dance? What I'm going to teach you is definitely something very new!"
"Shall we learn too?" asked the crowd in unison.
"Didn't you just say that you wanted to help? And Duanyang, who will learn if you don't learn from your courtship?
"Uh...... What do you want me to do, boss?"
"You have to do more than everyone else! Of course, you can not learn, and when the time comes, don't say that I won't help you!"
"Learn! Am I not able to learn?"
On the other side, in Tianshui City-
Meng Lang waited for five days, but there was no news of Meng Lu, let alone Meng Lu, he hadn't even heard the news that the Heavenly War Army was going to attack, he had already sent out more than a dozen spies, but the news he got was the same, there was calm in Haisha City, nothing happened!
"Report!"
Just when Meng Lang was puzzled, the last spy finally returned.
"Come on, is there something wrong with Seasand City?"
"This ......" The soldier hesitated, not knowing whether to say it or not.
"Hurry up!"
"Yes, the Heavenly War Army is closed, but I see them doing some strange actions, including several major generals of the Sky War Army, it seems to be ...... It's like dancing practice!"
"What's wrong with this? Training is a necessary thing in marching and fighting!" Meng Lang said with a frown.
"General, it's not about martial arts, it's about dancing...... It's the dance of the dance!"
"Dance, you mean a whole bunch of people from the Heavenly War Army dancing there?"
"Yes, and they've never seen them before, but it's certain that they're not doing a drill, because they don't have any weapons in their hands, and they're very strange!"
"Which one is this? Is it trying to lure us into attacking?" Meng Lang muttered to himself in confusion.
"Father-in-law, I think it's best for us not to rashly send troops to attack, it's best to investigate the situation, maybe this is a group of traitors to worship the sky, if that's the case, we won't lose a good time to attack!"
"Hmm...... I'm going to find out what the hell they're doing, and ...... Did you find any news about Lu'er?"
"Report to the general, not yet, probably...... Probably already ......"
"Needless to say, maybe this is fate, Lu'er, my father will avenge you!"
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Li Duanyang asked hesitantly, "Boss, is this really okay?"
"Why, you don't believe me?"
"I believe it, but I always feel a little ashamed......"
"You pickle girls, we all dance with you, we are not ashamed, you are a fart!" Luo Qianhu said with some dissatisfaction.
Luo Qianhu is the oldest one here, so it is indeed difficult for him to let him dance.
"That...... Thank you, brothers!"
At night, Meng Lu was lying on the bed and kept thinking about where he was going and what his final fate would be, when shouting came from outside.
"Meng Lu, Meng Lu, come out!"
Meng Lu frowned, she didn't understand what Li Duanyang was shouting about herself at night, but she still got up and opened the door.
And the moment he opened the door, Meng Lu was stunned on the spot.
The torches around the room illuminated the surroundings as if it were daylight, and there were more than a hundred people in the back, while in front were Li Duanyang and the high-ranking members of the Heavenly War Army, and they were surrounded by candles, and the candlelight formed the shape of a peach heart, which looked like it had a different flavor.
"Are you all ready?" Dongfang Shuo asked, turning around.
"Ready!"
Meng Lu was startled, thinking that the Heavenly Battle Army was going to do something to her, so she hurriedly picked up the latch from the side and prepared to defend.