"No way!"

Longjiang, impotence, and Lao Gutou put down their hands to eat, threw away beer bottles, and without any appointment, they all shook their heads and spoke in unison.

Seeing that Zhang Tou's face was not shocked, his eyes swept over the faces of the three people like a searchlight, and finally stopped on Gu Lao's face, Long Jiang added alone:

"Absolutely not."

Wen Xi and Song Yong carried the skinny devil, the two of them looked helpless, just now they used all kinds of means, including various secret books of the master, but they had no choice but to pry open the little devil's mouth, which was very unsuccessful. They stood beside Zhang Tou, waiting for the first order to lead the people out.

Zhang Tou's eyes were firm, Old Man Gu did not retreat at all, and the eyes of the two met in the air, colliding with a trace of sparks.

"He was trained in strict counter-espionage torture, and as soon as he was interrogated, he immediately fainted. I need to go back to the bureau and ask the two masters to cooperate. ”

"A gentleman's words, is it a fart? An hour is an hour, not a minute! Old Gutou's eyes didn't blink.

"40 Company is spying on state secrets everywhere and collecting cultural relics, he is related to a very important thing in the game, please support Gu Lao."

"Coincidentally, this kid is related to a top-secret weapon information, please support my old man." Gu Lao's bright head seemed to have grown a rooster comb, and his eyes were aggressive.

"If you have to do this, the old rules, one and four rooms have an appointment, and it's not that you haven't done it, each looking for a master, winning two battles in three battles, both civil and military, starting tomorrow!"

"......" Lao Gutou was just about to make a statement, when a greasy and smelly palm suddenly fell on his mouth, and a beautiful backbone word was suffocated back into his stomach.

Long Jiang laughed: "Quack, what a big deal, and Tamu about fighting, what do you think of the old cannon in Kyoto?" Second, what are the five words floating in the sky? ”

Impotence had just swallowed the last drop of beer, burped, and heard the most famous incision of 'One Middle School and Three', and immediately came to his senses, and replied with his mouth open: "There are five words floating in the sky, and that's not a thing!" ”

After saying that, he habitually stretched out his hands, raised them above his head, and collided with Long Jiang's hands fiercely, the two of them clapped their hands twice in the air, yes yes twice, turned around, buttocks were opposite, and knocked twice again, and finally raised the fire with one hand to make a cupola cannon shape, yes!

Lao Gutou covered his face with his hands: It's a shame for me, don't say you know me.

Du Lingling's face was flushed, she wanted to be happy but didn't dare to be happy, so she had to hold back, her character was so suffocated, and finally she laughed out loud and burst into tears.

Only Zhang Tou, Song Yong, and Wen Xi of the Religious Affairs Bureau stood motionless, unmoved, as if they were watching kindergarten children perform.

Long Jiang put away the styling, coquettishly tied up his short hair, also burped, and snapped his fingers:

"Why don't you just ask for some news, what a big deal! Second, let's go! ”

Impotence smiled and threw away the beer bottle, squatted down with a big belly, and was about to move the little devil.

The silver thread flashed, and it plunged into the floor with a frozen sound: "You dare?" The ponytail raised his eyebrows, startling the impotence.

Lao Gutou was displeased: "Zhang Tou, you can't do it, and others can't try it?" ”

Zhang Tou was expressionless, waved his hand, Wen Xi angrily collected the silver thread, and threw Yamamoto Lang to the ground.

A second later, her eyes widened suddenly, and she couldn't believe it: the little devil was awakened by the slap of the shrunken fat man, and what surprised her even more was still to come, the little devil actually spoke!

What the fat man asked, he answered, although he was full of bird language, but everyone could understand the Japanese dialect!

Zhang Tou was shocked, and the face that was accustomed to life and death began to move.

"Wait!" He flipped his palm and took out a photo, Long Jiang came over to take a look, it was a cultural relic, it looked like a small ding, the color was gray, the appearance was ugly, very strange.

Zhang Tou looked at Long Jiang anxiously: "Ask him about the whereabouts of this thing, the more detailed the better." The voice was full of earnestness, and it was clear that this object was extremely important.

Lao Gutou's eyes lit up, and he stretched out his bare brain shell to look at it again and again, and a pair of old eye bones turned around, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

Impotence took the photo and handed it to the little devil casually: "Do you recognize it?" ”

Yamamoto looked obedient, bowed again and again and nodded in acknowledgement.

Zhang Tou was overjoyed, his eyes signaled, Wen Xi and Song Yong shot out like lightning, pulled the devil into the bedroom quickly, and Zhang Tou followed quickly, "Bang! "The door is closed.

Lao Gutou shook the brain shell with few hairs:

Zhang Dong, Zhang Dong, I haven't grown for so many years, things have to be so easy to do, why should I put aside several national scientific research plans, throw down a bunch of doctoral students, and run here to play with these two little kids?

"Chief, do you need to call for support?" Du Lingling blinked his big eyes and asked.

"What's it called?" Long Jiang stopped the conversation: "Sister Ling, let's make a bet, in less than ten minutes, they will come out and beg us." ”

"Just bet on eating abalone, eat Sister Ling's abalone." The fat man was impotent and funny, drooling, his butt hurt, and he was kicked hard by Du Lingling.

"Dead fatty, if you are sneering, believe me or not......"

"Cut you!" Longjiang impotence said in unison, laughing, this sister's mantra is cola, full of ambiguous violence, which makes the two guys happy.

These young people, Gu Lao sat comfortably on the sofa, looking at the few young people in front of him and making trouble, and even he seemed to be dozens of years younger.

It's good to be young.

In less than ten minutes, the poor bedroom door was pushed open again angrily, and the unconscious little devil was brutally used to the living room by Song Yong.

The trio of the Religious Affairs Bureau walked out with black lines on their faces.

Impotence came to his senses, twisted his butt and ran over, squatted down, waved his bear paws, triumphantly commanded the little devil who woke up, and made several bows one after another.

Impotence smiled, twisted his chubby neck, and looked at the dark head of his head in a conspicuous manner.

Long Jiang pulled his impotence, his eyes and impotence touched together, he was stunned, and soon his little eyes turned, his fat face collapsed, and he clutched his stomach and screamed.

"Dick, what's wrong with you?" Long Jiang held back a smile.

"Old man, what did you eat for me, oops, I have a bad stomach, no, I have to go to the hospital, I have to have surgery! Oops, I'm going to die, I have to be hospitalized, I can't get out for ten days or eight days, oops, no, I can't get out for ten years or eight years! ”

"What's my business?" Lao Gutou smiled evilly, spread his hands innocently, and commanded cooperatively: "Xiao Du, call 120, send Xiao Yang to the hospital, by the way, first get a half-year hospitalization!" ”

"Half a year?" Zhang Tou and his face were as black as the bottom of a pot, facing an old man and two young, but the tiger bit the turtle, and he didn't know where to start: "Okay, Gu Lao, let's talk about the conditions, what is it?" ”

Gu Lao put away his smile, resumed the style of the Huaxia Guoan boss, put his hands behind the big sweatshirt, and said slowly: "The blood sample of the 10,000-year-old zombie found in Siberia the year before last? ”

"Here's a copy!" Zhang Tou did not hesitate.

"Last year, the master of the Southern Sect of Thailand's Black Gu Descending Head passed away, and he only had three Vajra Gu eggs left?"

"I can lend you one!" Grit your teeth.

"Suspected alien ...... newly discovered in Area 51 of the United States this year"

"Shut up, you insatiable dead old man!" Zhang Tou's forehead was so angry that his muscles burst out: "This is my limit, old man, don't be unforgiving." ”

Lao Gutou turned around, sat comfortably on the sofa, and stopped Du Lingling: "Xiao Du, don't call a car, it seems that Xiao Yang's condition is fine." ”

"Who said it's nothing, I think it's strict!" Long Jiang stood up, and there was no shortage of evil smiles on his face.

Impotence with the words of the boss, collapsed on the sofa, and began to scream loudly again.

This is a trick practiced by the junior, who are slandered and repeatedly unhappy.

Zhang Tou was almost mad, his face was purple, a master of the Religious Affairs Bureau, unexpectedly, Nima Dan, if it wasn't for that thing too important, he would have slammed the door and left, how could he have the kung fu to accompany the old man and the child to play at home?

"What else do you want, little villain?" A momentum suddenly overwhelmed.

Long Jiang was still not afraid, a few damaged talismans popped up, tearing apart the coercion, there was nothing, and he saw that his head was dark in his heart.

Long Jiang stretched out his hand, palm up, and stabbed straight in front of Zhang Tou: "I want two books." ”

"What Ben?" Zhang Hair Meng.

"It's the one you guys have, just take it out of your hands, see the third level of the official university, the kind of fart and urine that the director, mayor, and police are scared." Impotence stood up with a smile, his stomach didn't hurt anymore, and he ran over to join in the fun: "One copy for each of us." ”

"No way!" Wen Xi leaned over and glared at the two shameless little guys:

"Still want to join the Religious Affairs Bureau? Do you know how many tests we have to go through, do you know what the mortality rate is? Do you know how many sect families have snatched their heads for a place? If you want a book, take the ability to exchange! ”

Song Yong added slowly: "There is no unique skill at home and abroad, and there is no eleven training and assessment procedures, if you want to look at the book, it is all a dream!" ”

"Then there's no talk." Long Jiang innocently raised his hand and shrugged his shoulders comically: "Ah impotence, go to the hospital." ”

The impotence immediately fell to the ground and rolled on the ground.

Lao Gutou was anxious, and pulled out Longjiang to tempt: "Is the national security duty certificate okay?" I'll give Xiao Yang, it's better than theirs. Xiao Yang, what's the Religious Affairs Bureau? Suffer every day. ”

Zhang Tou looked at the photo in his hand, and then looked at the innocent Longjiang, who was splashing and rolling with impotence, and said helplessly:

"Okay, I'll promise you first for the Personnel Division."

"Boss?" Wen Xi and Song Yong screamed, one stomped his feet, and the other was taken aback.

Impotence sat up.

Zhang Tou's mind remained unchanged, and he added: "However, it is an internship certificate, and it must be trained and assessed before it is formal." That's my bottom line. ”

Long Jiang raised the first finger, put it down again, and then raised the second finger in the angry gaze of Zhang Tou.

"What more do you want?" Wen Xi screamed: "It's so shameless! It's too much! ”

"Uh. All right. Zhang Tou, I haven't thought of any conditions yet, but I want you to promise me a promise in advance to do something for me in the future. ”

Zhang Tou showed a fierce light, he couldn't help it, and gritted his teeth: "As long as it doesn't violate social morality, human relations, organizational principles and the 21 systems of the Religious Affairs Bureau, it's okay!" ”

"Deal!" Long Jiang put down his second finger in the 0.0001 seconds before he was about to erupt.

"Ah Yi, let's go!"

In the room, except for the stupid Yamamoto Lang, everyone let out a long sigh.