"Chapter 331: International Jokes"

Zhuning Central Hospital. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Tang Xiaotian was wearing a yellow coat, and there was a desk in front of him, on which five grains and three animals were neatly placed.

I saw that Tang Xiaotian didn't know where to take out a wooden sword, and there were words in his mouth......

Behind Tang Xiaotian, there are countless medical experts, and even many well-known experts in the province, who heard that Tang Xiaotian was going to come to diagnose the disease, and they came from all over the world, and now they are ...... They were all dumbfounded......

Wang Erwu couldn't bear it anymore, "I said the surname Tang!" If you cure a disease, you have to make it look like a conjuring spirit? It's unlucky to look at! ”

"You know what? This is called the Dharma! Tang Xiaotian replied.

"Practice?? What about you lied to a three-year-old?? Don't you look at it, there are so many experts and scholars standing behind you, you, as a doctor, take the lead in superstition, are you embarrassed? Do you really think of yourself as a Heartless Mage?? Wang Erwu looked angrily at a group of experts behind him, "Why don't you keep your voice?" Isn't it possible to watch this unreliable guy surnamed Tang make a joke in your medical community?? ”

Tang Xiaotian smiled, ignored Wang Erwu, but looked at the experts behind with great interest, the strange thing is that these experts seemed to worship Tang Xiaotian blindly, and none of them raised objections!

"Are you finished? Get out of the way when you're done, and don't bother me with what I'm doing! Tang Xiaotian looked at Wang Erwu provocatively.

"You ......" Wang Erwu's anger came from the reaction of these medical experts, "You so-called experts, can it be that you agree with his approach?" ”

The experts were silent, but Tang Xiaotian explained with a smile, "This is a kind of Taoist spell, called Guanluo Yin!" It is a kind of out-of-body way, which ordinary people can't do, it requires the individual's body, mind, and soul to reach a certain state! ”

"I'm looking at your sister! Have you forgotten the international joke that Malaysia Airlines made not long ago? It's a big mistake in the world, and I actually asked a mage to help find the plane! The two bamboo pipes are used as telescopes, and the magic weapon is actually a fish hook! It's also a special way to open the altar! The result? It was concluded that the plane was either still flying in the sky, or had already crashed into the sea, and it was impossible to crash on land! Isn't this nonsense? If it really crashed on land, it wouldn't be found?? It's like asking a mage to look for your long-lost relative, and the mage tells you that he's either dead or alive! Who wouldn't have such a spell? It's a complete deception! Wang Erwu said angrily.

"It's different, I'm really talented, looking for airplanes...... I don't rate! If you want to call him a liar, you are a liar. Tang Xiaotian's face was full of indifference.

"Hmph, don't tell me anything about real talent! Only the brainless fans behind you will believe your nonsense! Last time I heard a mage and a priest discussing how the money from their respective donation boxes would be distributed. "We give four-fifths to Christian charities, and the remaining fifth goes to ourselves as the maintenance of the parish," the pastor said. The Master said, "Every week, my wife and I and our two children grab every corner of the tablecloth and put the money in the middle, and we throw it high into the air and give it to God, and if he needs it, he takes it, and the money that falls back to the ground is ours." "You liars, just a little more advanced than ordinary liars! If you cheat money, you have to pretend to be forced first. Wang Erwu was about to step forward to lift Tang Xiaotian's desk, but was stopped by Lin Zichen, who was standing on the side.

"Forget it, two-five! As long as he can really heal! You just let him toss! ”

"Mr. Ze, you ...... Hey, forget it! Wang Erwu left the scene of this ritual in a rage.

Inpatient lobby.

Huang Tao came in a hurry, Wang Erwu had originally asked him to arrive at half past eight, that is, before Tang Xiaotian started to do things, he said that there was something very important to be handed over in person. However, Huang Tao was an hour late.

Huang Tao walked into the lobby and saw Wang Erwu pacing back and forth, "Wang Dong, what's wrong with you?" Look at your restless look, it won't be ...... Those days of the month are coming, right? ”

"I'm here for your sister!! I've made an appointment with you at half past eight, what time is it? Wang Erwu happened to be holding back the fire in his belly, and now he seized the opportunity and scolded Huang Tao for splitting his head and covering his face.

"Hey, Wang Dong, I don't want to be late! It's just that last night, something happened to me! ”

"Oh?" Wang Erwu looked at Huang Tao suspiciously.

Huang Tao smiled reluctantly, "I went to supper with two friends last night and ate too late, about 1 o'clock in the morning, after that, I sent my friends home, in the middle of the night, there were fewer cars on the road, so we drove faster." After sending the first friend, I sent the second friend, but at this time, a black BMW 5 Series appeared in front of me, which was originally driving very fast, but when it reached a relatively dark intersection, it suddenly slowed down, and we couldn't dodge, so we rear-ended...... Because I hit the brakes, the impact wasn't very violent. There were 4 people in the car opposite, all in their 20s, so I got out of the car with my friends and looked at the impact with the four people on the opposite side, the tail of the BMW fell off a little paint, but it was not deformed, and a headlight cover was slightly cracked, which was really not serious. ”

Huang Tao swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and then said, "One of the relatively mature young men came over and asked who drove the car, and I said, I drove it." He said: Let's not talk too much, you don't care about how I repair, 80,000 yuan! I don't have to pay for insurance. I saw this kid with a tattoo of a snake on his neck, very flowery! I thought in my heart, I must not be a master to mess with, but before I could speak, my friend was anxious: 80,000? That's too much!! I'll find someone to fix it for you tomorrow. Then we theorized, the opposite side obviously talked less, and the two of us were talking all kinds of truths, and suddenly a kid on the opposite side rushed out, he was about 1.72 meters, but he was very strong, and he came over and grabbed my friend's hair and said: It's not the car you drive, you are too wordy! Then, he turned his face to look at me and said, "I'll tell you, if you can't get 80,000 yuan tonight, I'll ask you to sell your kidneys!" When I saw this, I knew that something was wrong, so I quickly made a round and said, brother, don't worry, I don't have so much money for the time being, I asked other friends if they had, I have to make a call! Then I called my other friends and went out of my way to get away from them and told them that I had an accident and was blackmailed for a minor rear-end collision. ”

"I called about 5 friends, many of whom were mixed, and I told them to bring more people and come together after gathering at the intersection at the back, so that it would look more imposing! After that, I continued to go back and bargain with the four people, and waited for my friend to come over. About half an hour or so, 5 cars came from behind, Passat, Tiguan, CRV, etc., I know, my friends are coming!! The car drove up to us and stopped, and about 25 people got down. The four people on the other side were really calm, so they stared at us, and my friends from the mixed society greeted us. I can't say too much about the plot in the back, it's quite ruthless! It's more like a big scene of negotiation between the old boys! My awesome friends are spitting and playing all kinds of cruelty! The final result was also very satisfying, about 2 o'clock in the morning, promised to give the other party 70,000, and then, we pooled money together, and it was not finished until 5 o'clock in the morning, and then the four people took the money and didn't say anything, and left together, and our 20-odd people seemed very excited, and my friend who mixed with the society said: Returning Nima to 80,000? Nyima, I'll kill them if I say more! Then we went to have breakfast together, and after sending off my righteous brothers, I came immediately, so it was a little late......" Huang Tao finished telling.

Wang Erwu listened with relish, "I can't see it, your friend is quite ruthless!" But...... You are now the president of a large group, you should pay attention to your identity, and in the future, it is better to have less contact with these friends in society......" (To be continued. )