Chapter 268: The Son's Birthday (2)

The prince instructed Tian Liang beside him to go to the kitchen to add vegetables, but Ao Bai stopped: "Lord Rui doesn't have to be polite, there are still a lot of dishes on each table, which is enough to gluttony." ”

Prince An jokingly said, "When did General Ao become the messenger of the Pure Altar?" ”

"Lord An, don't drop your bookbag, okay? Who is the messenger of the altar? ”

"Zhu Bajie also."

"Your old man directly said that the last general will be the greedy Zhu Bajie, and he is also the messenger of the altar, why is it called the messenger of the altar?"

"Leftovers."

"Okay, swearing doesn't use dirty words. I don't know if Lord Rui can give the ready-made, delicious and delicious food he brought back a little taste for the last general? ”

"I don't know what kind of food General Ao likes?"

"Eat and drink. What we don't have in the Qing Dynasty, whatever you want, sweet, sour, and spicy are all good. ”

Wang Ye and Tian Liang whispered a few words, Tian Liang hugged his fists and saluted, and said to Aobai: "Lord Ao, wait a minute." ”

"Wowhaha, if there is really something delicious, I will thank Lord Rui for his hospitality."

After a while, Tian Liang came with a box the size of an exotic box of milk. Two bottles of Farmer's Orchard Drink, two cans of lychee drink, beer, sausages, jelly, shrimp crackers, and potato chips were taken out of it.

"Lord Rui, you are so interesting, the delicious ones are packed in a box, and you will taste the yellow water in this bottle at the end."

"You can't talk, huh? Good stuff makes you talk so badly. Prince An expressed his displeasure at Aobai's rudeness.

"Oh, Lord An, don't make trouble, okay? Where did this bottle come from? ”

"Hurry up to this king, General Ao's strength is too great, I'm afraid this bottle will burst." The prince opened the cap of the bottle, handed the bottle to Aobai, and Aobai drank it to his mouth, shouting loudly: "It's so delicious!" The emperor, the princes, and the grandfathers of the country, the last general will not accompany them, and take these delicious and delicious foods back to the house for his wife and daughter to enjoy. As he spoke, he picked up the box and hurried away.

Everyone looked at each other.

Prince Jian picked up: "Second brother, it seems that the contents of that bottle are very delicious, why is there no one on the dinner table?" ”

Fu Jin smiled and said, "What Brother Jidu means, my prince is very stingy." This juice doesn't seem to be suitable with the dishes on the table, and is it delicious to eat sweet to salty? All the princes grew up on horseback, and drinking is heroic. ”

"Ah, and all that? But that guy was so drunk that he hooked my brother and my gluttony. It doesn't matter if it's sweet or salty, give us that big bottle of sugar water to try. ”

"Tian Guard, go get it."

"I don't know if you brothers like sweet, Tian Guard will bring it immediately, and everyone will drink it to their heart's content. The king also prepared a box of gifts for each of the brothers and nephews, which we brought back from our travels, and there were also such large bottles of drinks, as well as liquor, fruit wine, cloth for your women, children's toys, candy, etc., and a goldfish bowl. Today, this king is your brother and uncle to entertain you, and the gifts are all the same, so naturally there is no high status. ”

Including the emperor, they all applauded the prince. Yes, they are all brothers and nephews, and the gifts in the box are all the same, there is no difference between intimacy. If it is a gift according to rank, several grandfathers will feel very uncomfortable. In doing so, several princes couldn't find fault with it.

At this time, Tian Liang and Yun'er said a word, and Nalan and the two of them used a flatbed tricycle to pick out four beverage boxes and four small food boxes in the hall downstairs, in addition to the farmer's orchard, there are also Sprite, Fanta, Coca-Cola each box, as well as squid fillet, jelly, puffed food, fish, meat, and canned fruit. The things were sent to the Xiaoyao Palace, and they were placed in front of the princes and grandfathers of the country in different categories. Tian Liang unscrewed the cap of the bottle, thinking that the princes were all high-ranking people, and it was not good to drink from the bottle mouth, and just about to take a disposable cup, Prince Jian waved his hand and said: "Don't trouble the Tian guards, this king has already drunk half a bottle." ”

All the princes and princes laughed.

Prince Xian took a bottle of Sprite, unscrewed it and drank it, there was carbonic acid in the Sprite, and he smacked his tongue, Prince Xian took a big mouthful, rolled his eyes, and was just about to speak, when a full burp came up, and immediately a spicy breath went straight to his brain, and shouted: "Happy, happy!" Belch! ”

"You kid, bring it to me and give me a lot of it." Prince Jian didn't pay attention to it, so he grabbed it and drank it, and tears came down at that time: "My mother, second brother Fuyou, how can your old man use gunpowder as sugar water?" Belch! ”

Everyone burst into laughter.

After the banquet was dismissed, the prince who came by car pulled the gift box back directly, and those who came on horseback were sent back by car from the house, and there were more than a dozen boxes missing, and a large piece of space was poured out.

On the way home, Prince An and Prince Xian were on the same road, sitting in Prince Xian's car, chatting all the way. said with emotion: "Lord Rui is very good at doing things. If it is a gift according to the title today, the princes of several countries will definitely feel uncomfortable. ”

"Yes, the second uncle has always been so sincere to people, you said, don't you feel distressed when you give people boxes of such delicious things? There are also children and women in the house. ”

"Yes, he never hides a traitor in his work. You say, what would he have put in such a big box for each of us? It's not all food, is it? ”

"Then open it and take a look, I have a knife here, just look at the box that the second uncle gave me. I looked at it, and it was indeed written in the obvious characters. I'm on? Be careful not to crash you. ”

"What can it break me? Be careful, don't cut the inside. ”

"My mother, a box full of things! It's all in your pocket. ”

"What kind of eyes are you looking at at your young age, and there is fabric in them."

"And the fabric? What is this? ”

"You kid, patronizing Yan Liu Ou Zhao, right? This is a telescope! Binocular, I'll see, drink, look far away! I guess I can have it in the box. ”

"You don't have it in that box, you painted pine trees, and if they are, they are wood." The uncle and nephew laughed happily.

"Hurry back home!" Prince An suddenly got up in a hurry, returned to his car, and said goodbye; "Quick! Hurry home! ”

"Hey! Walk away after seeing it? I'm still holding the lid here. Prince Xian shouted.

Anwangfu. Prince An Yue Le got out of the carriage and raised his hand to the soldiers standing guard at the gate of the mansion and beckoned: "Come here, bring the box and the goldfish bowl to this king." Be careful! ”

"Huh!" Four soldiers carried the box and two carried the goldfish bowl, and one of them spoke boldly and asked, "Where did you get this, Lord Wang?" ”

Prince An's fan knocked on the door of this pro-soldier's head: "Can you kid speak?" Where did you get it? It seems that this king has gone out to rob the house. This is a gift from Lord Rui to this king, do you know? A box full of them. ”

"How do you know it's full of boxes before you open it?"

"You kid owes a beating. Let's put it in the king's study. ”

The news that Prince An had brought back a big box soon spread throughout the palace, except for the Fu Jin Borzigit who did not show up due to illness, all the other women arrived, and the children also came one after another. The side Fujin Hesheri clan is more favored by Prince An, and Yan Fujin is not present, so she just counts when she speaks. When I saw Lord An, I hurriedly invited An and served tea. Then he said with a spring breeze on his face: "Where did you go, Lord Wang, and brought back such a big box?" ”

"Today is the birthday celebration of the Xuan Shizi of the Rui Palace, and the Rui prince invited all our brothers and nephews to the banquet, and everyone gave a box of gifts and a goldfish bowl when they came back. These gifts were brought back from a foreign country by the second brother when he was traveling. ”

"This fish tank looks so tight!" The children surrounded the fish tank, and the women surrounded the boxes.

"Don't rob it, give me an honest wait to the side, I'll see what it is, how it should be divided."

"Lord Wang, are you really, do you have to do it when you divide things? The concubine will help you divide it. Isn't it just to check the total number first, and then separate them by the number of children's portions? You can rest assured that no one will be left behind. ”

"Okay, then you'll do it for you, but this king has to see what it has. Bring the knife, this king is going to open the box. ”

After the birthday banquet of the prince, the guests returned to the house, and when the people were cleaning up the remnants of the feast, Yun'er took Ling Juan to Fujin's dormitory and apologized to Fujin.

"Fujin, Yun'er thought that we had just returned home, and the birthday banquet of the prince was no longer held. So I didn't mention it to Sister Ling. Sister Ling's newcomer didn't understand the rules of our Daqing gift-giving, and asked Yun'er what gift she gave to Shizi, Yun'er told her to make a plush toy, which was a rarity that Daqing didn't have, and Sister Ling made two fluffy puppets for Xuan'er overnight, but Xuan'er liked the rabbit and gave the bear to Rui'er, and deviated from Xuegege. Yun'er knew that Xue Gege would also like such toys, and had already told Sister Ling to make a few more for Gege, just a few days later. ”

"Ouch, sister, you think too much, what's not biased, Xue'er is in the palace, and if you have her, you have to have other little princesses, just wait for her to come back. My sister thinks that such toys are not available in our Qing Dynasty, so can we produce them in large quantities for the emperor to make money in the future? ”

"Fujin, you are really good, and you will find business opportunities. But those princes, county kings, and the princes of the country have all mastered the method of making puppets. ”

"You don't have to worry about this, they also do it for their own children, and they don't dare to sell it in large quantities. Only our prince is justified in doing business. My sister knows that this kind of toy is very material-intensive, and what is missing is what you can talk about. There are not enough people to draw from my sister. ”

"Thank you Fujin for your compassion, Yun'er still has something to ask Fujin. That is, in the future, our house will process cloth art, Yun'er learned several ways to make cloth art from the foreign land, the prince said, select a few teachers in the house, Yun'er will teach the skills to the mother first, and then transfer the skills to the girls and grandmothers in the house. In addition to teaching these teaching grandmothers, Yun'er also tries to make cold drinks, iced tea, beads, weaving, pastries and other projects, I'm afraid she can't be busy. There are a total of seven large areas in our house, such as the middle road building, the Suzhou house on the east and west roads, the courtyard house, the east and west foreign mansions and the garden. The eastern and western foreign provinces can be combined to be counted as one. Therefore, it is necessary to select seven teaching mothers, each of whom will undertake the task of teaching and learning. Yun'er has already selected Sister Yu'er, Sister Shui'er, and Mama Lin, and the prince said that Sister Peach and Sister Ling are also counted, so there are still three teachers left, and the right to choose belongs to you. ”

"Our prince really knows it. In my sister's room, Sister Zheng, Ji Er and Sister Liu are the teachers, and they are all first-class monthly examples, and it is easy to discipline the people below. ”

The beard waited for a long time and didn't hear her name, so she was anxious, and suddenly knelt in front of Fu Jin: "Fu Jin, you can't leave the slave behind!" ”

"Why did you leave you behind? I'm going to let you try it with me. ”

The man's face was full of tears: "Fujin, you know that the slave is not good at that, so you are willing to make some small objects." Doesn't Mama Liu particularly like cooking? Can't you let Mama Liu try the dishes with you? Please, please! After speaking, he kowtowed, and kowtowed:

"The slave knows that you hate the slave and the maid's mouth and speak badly, can't the slave and the maid stop talking? Tie your mouth with a strap, please. ”

"It's useless for you to beg me, the skills were learned by Master Yun from a foreign land, and I didn't teach them."

"That slave begs the master of the clouds." After speaking, he walked several steps on his knees and knelt in front of Yun'er: "The disciple kowtows to the master, please accept the disciple." ”

Yun'er seems to be spicy, but in fact, she is the softest-hearted, and she can't see who is begging for anything in front of her, so she hurriedly bends down and helps Fu'er up: "It's true that I'm teaching the class, but Fujin has already said that Mama Zheng, Mama Liu, and Sister Ji'er are here to teach Mama Xi, so I can't change Fujin's decision without authorization, okay?" In this way, if Fu Jin agrees to exchange you and Mama Liu, I will accept you. ”

Yun'er knew that Fujin was deliberate, and she didn't want to change Fujin's decision, after all, Fu'er spoke very ugly.

Who knew that the mantle began to cry with a "wow", grabbed Fu Jin's skirt, and said while crying: "Fu Jin, the slave maid can not teach Mama Xi, I just want to listen to the class first, and I will make a few things of cloth art that Master Yun said." Slaves and maids have liked those small and delicate things since they were children, please, is it okay to promise slaves? Is it good? "Yes, coquettish and cute.

Before Fujin made a decision, Mama Liu couldn't stand it: "Forget it, Fujin, it's better for the slave to try the dishes with you, let the maid learn the cloth art quickly, and then teach the slave and maid when Sister Zheng learns it." ”

"You voluntarily exchanged this with the mane? Tasting food is a troublesome and hard job, don't you regret it? Fu Jin said.

"What do you regret? The three of them all went to learn cloth art, and more than half of the servants in the room served you, and the slaves and maids worked a little harder. ”

"Thank you Mama Liu for giving in, the slave and maid kowtow to you."

"Don't be cheap, I can't stand Miss Fucha's head, it's just that you go to learn cloth art, this mouth must be honest, don't make Master Yun angry." The cloud master has a little master who eats milk, and when he is angry, it is hot milk, and the child loves to get sick when he eats or milks. ”

"I don't make Master Yun angry. It is serious to learn cloth well. ”

Fu Jin said to Yun'er: "Sister, have you heard about it? She has promised not to be angry with you, but I don't worry about her. My sister gives you a power, if you don't learn the skills seriously and talk nonsense, you will punish her for at least four hours. ”

Mama Zheng smiled like a big Fu: "Okay, good, stand for four hours, the legs and bones of the beard will twist and twist, Galaha stands out of the groove, hehehe......"

"Old Mrs. Zhu, you ......" the mustache was so angry that she gritted her teeth and glared.

Yun'er asked Fu Jin incomprehensibly, "What is the Galaha that Mama Zheng said?" ”

"Galaha is a Manchu language, which means pig crutches."

Yun'er laughed happily, and Mama Zheng was too funny.

She rolled her eyes at Mama Zheng, and then said to Yun'er, "Master Yun, when will you start teaching?" ”

"I've got to get ready. I'm going to prepare some materials for you to practice making cloth art, wait a few days, and I'll let you know before the class starts. ”

"Can't we start classes today? The class starts soon, and the slave can't wait. ”

Mama Zheng said again: "You hooves, don't you wait for Mao'er to raise children?" ”

Fu Jin took the lead in laughing: "Sister Zheng speaks the most vividly." ”

Mama Zheng said proudly: "Slave maid, this is an elegant and vulgar appreciation." ”

Yun'er made Mama Zheng's stomach hurt with laughter, and this is still an elegant and vulgar appreciation.

Fu Jin said: "My sister has heard my sister call her sister several times, and she is a junior." Mang Ge is the prince's cousin, and the beard is a well-deserved cousin and daughter-in-law, and she is a junior. ”

Yun'er said regretfully: "Then I am too disadvantaged, I have already called her sister several times, and I will change it immediately." I said nephew and daughter-in-law, now I am your elder, and if you don't listen to me during the lesson, I will really punish you for standing for four hours. Fujin, Yun'er didn't come in vain today, her seniority has been promoted, what should you call me? ”

"Auntie, cousin."

"It doesn't matter if I'm pasted or framed, I'm promoted anyway."

Laughter rang out again in Fu Jin's room.