"Chapter 339: Joking Liu Bang (Part I)"

Although Chen Wei guessed correctly that Wang Erwu would not be at ease, he did not expect that he who had not appeared for so long would humiliate him in public for the first time, which made him very embarrassed. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Wang Erwu! Don't go too far! Although you are the producer of the column, I am also the director of the column! This is not your big private enterprise, you alone call it! You still have to obey the arrangement of the main station! My director's position was the appointment letter issued by the head office, and the business should have been my purview! If you want to take the overall situation, I can not fight with you, but if you humiliate me with words, it will not be justified, right? Chen Wei said angrily.

"Humiliation? Which ear do you hear me humiliate you? I scolded your mother? Or scolded which relative of your family? Wang Erwu didn't care at all.

"You just used Liao Hua to mock me, didn't you imply that I am a thief and incapable?" Chen Wei said.

"Director Chen, don't frame me, the people present have bright eyes! I just kept saying that you have a misunderstanding of Liao Hua, I mean he is very capable! Even if you have been a bandit, you are a thief with brains! It's not like you......" Wang Erwu looked at Chen Wei playfully.

"Are you saying I'm brainless?" Chen Wei could not hide his anger.

"I don't! I mean, not as you might think! You see, there are many famous people who have been bandits in history! The most well-known is the Water Margin! Yes, the people in Liangshan are thieves, but they are all good men! Look again, Liu Bang! From a thief to an emperor, it's like a black chicken turning into an airplane! A qualitative leap! Wang Erwu said with a smile.

"Mr. Wang, has Liu Bang ever been a bandit? I thought he was just a pauper emperor. Bai Yutang asked.

"Liu Bang's situation was not optimistic for a period of time after he fled, not only did he have nothing, but he also owed a loan shark, so he had to run away! At that time, he was sometimes in Bishan and sometimes in Dangshan, and most of the time it was difficult for others to find him except for his closest people. "Historical Records: Gaozu Benji" said that his wife was often able to find him, and he was surprised by this, so he had the so-called "cloud on his head symbolizing the Son of Heaven" and could be discovered by Miss Lu, which was just the conclusion that science and technology were not developed at that time, and everyone was thinking wildly! In fact, it was his wife who suspected him of stealing people, so she installed a GPS positioning system on him! Of course, it could be some other tracking secret technique! However, no matter what means her wife used, it at least proves that the wanted arrest of him has not stopped since the day he decided to run away, and he knows that if he is caught, he may have to take him to make wine...... So he had to hide in the mountains and old forests to escape the disaster. ”

"But even in the most difficult times, he did not stop his efforts to increase his personal prestige in every possible way, for example, telling pornographic jokes to the soldiers! Attract everyone, and then jump the gods from time to time, fortune telling, so that everyone thinks how awesome he is, so as to expand the strength of his team. At the same time, it is speculated that he should have always maintained contact with old friends in the officialdom - such as Xiao He, Cao Shen, etc., Fan Xu is his relative, and naturally will also provide him with necessary information and cover when necessary. This is what we now understand as "Infernal Affairs"! “

At first, his friends probably didn't have much hope for him. But he will never intentionally embarrass him, because he is a living treasure, without him, and there was no Deyun Club at that time, where can everyone listen to free cross talk? ? Some people will ask, why didn't he go to a talk show to make money and pay off his debts, but to become a bandit? This is a necessary choice for smart people in troubled times! Having a friend who mixes in the rivers and lakes is equivalent to leaving a way back for yourself. Who can guarantee their safety in times of the law? For Liu Bang, with these human resources, the space for survival and development will naturally become larger day by day. There is the protection of the underworld everywhere, so that even if the officials want to arrest him, there are people to cover him! ”

Because of this relationship, the young people at that time worshiped him and took refuge in him naturally became a lot, and at that time, the labor of the court was unbearable, and when most people chose to flee for their lives, suddenly a person waved the flag, do you say that you don't envy those young people who are strong in blood? Worship nature is a natural thing! In addition, following Liu Bang has another advantage, that is, you can avoid road and bridge tolls! "Everyone is accustomed to listening to Wang Erwu's stories.

"Mr. Wang, was there a road and bridge toll in ancient times? But there were no cars at the time! Bai Yutang asked.

"In ancient times, there were no cars! But there's a carriage? The road is originally the road for horses, you think, why are highways so easily damaged now? It's because the large transport trucks are overloaded too much, especially some of the ones that transport stones, often drop some stones down, and the road is completely damaged! At that time, horses were like this, horses with large displacements could easily trample the road. Therefore, there is no road and bridge fee, and the local villagers can't afford to build roads and bridges! Wang Erwu explained.

"But...... Horses still have displacement? Bai Yutang continued to ask.

"Of course! A horse with a displacement of 0.1 is a day to pull a meal, and so on......"

"According to you, isn't a 6.0 displacement horse pulling twenty-four hours a day?? Can it still be on the road? Bai Yutang asked in disbelief.

"You don't know! Do you know that kind of green train back then? Are there many people who eat and drink Lazar on the train every day? The toilet on the train can't be full, right? So ......" Wang Erwu smiled.

"Dare to love this 6.0 displacement horse, it is pulling while running......" Bai Yutang's face was full of black lines.

Wang Erwu made a boo gesture, "Tacitly!" ”

The crowd laughed......

Until the autumn of 209 BC, the actual number of Liu Bang's troops was less than 100 people, but as the master of the hall, he had not openly raised the banner of rebellion against the imperial court, let alone openly confronted the government; Because he can't afford to raise a slightly larger team. His team was actually similar to a "guerrilla", and he was at most a county-level leader in the eyes of most people at the time. ”

"But this thing's luck is against the sky, and his chances are always a little serendipitous. At that time, the uprising of Chen Sheng and Wu Guang soon affected Pei County. The prefectural order is also responding. But it obviously takes more than just courage, and conventional power naturally doesn't work. So, Liu Bang's friends Xiao He and Cao Shen immediately thought of him, the "big brother" in the rivers and lakes. Liu Bang did not raise the banner of resistance himself, he did not expect and did not have the courage to attack the county seat at that time, in response to the wave of resistance that had risen on a large scale. He was "invited" back! At that time, he drove into the county with hundreds of his minions, and some young people along the way were ready to move, looking at these tattooed youths, they felt cool! There are constantly people joining, because the threshold for joining the underworld was very low at that time, and it was just an individual! So, by the time he arrived at the county seat, there were probably at least a few hundred people in this team. Wang Erwu said with relish......

(To be continued.) )