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Three fifty p.m.

Wang Erwu and Sun Chuchu sat in the live broadcast room.

They are ready to commentate on the recent popular football events.

The live stream begins.

Sun Chuchu said in a very magnetic voice, "Hello friends on the radio, welcome to the live broadcast of "Sports Events", I am your host Sun Chuchu! Today, our show will be present in a new way, in addition to inviting you to bring you heavyweight guests, and in addition, we will also open up the audience to interact with us, and welcome you to discuss some sports topics with us. Our hotline number is...... Well, first of all, let's bring you a wonderful football game commentary. ”

After making the opening remarks and introducing the guests, Sun Chuchu began to interact with Wang Erwu, "Mr. Wang, the recent football events seem to have attracted everyone's attention. ”

"Well, the World Cup qualifiers have started recently, and many fans and friends are more concerned."

"Let's take a look at the World Cup North American qualifiers between the United States and Saint Vincent and the Grenadines......"

"You must be curious, what kind of team is St. Vincent and the Grenadines? In fact, this is an island country, and this country has a characteristic, that is, relatives have to cross the ocean even if they visit the door! Because it is a country made up of more than 30 islands, although it is relatively small, it is the world's largest producer of arrowroot. ”

"Let's keep our eyes on the field! It was destined to be a one-sided game. We try to keep our eyes on the scene, and wow! This course is so special! It's a round pitch! It's a residential area right next door! There are no stands! Most of the spectators were watching the game with binoculars at home! Wang Erwu explained in an exaggerated voice.

"As for it?" "The U.S. team wears a white jersey, and the home team, St. Vincent and the Grenadines, wears a green jersey. ”

Wang Erwu nodded, "That's right! From the clothing, we can observe that the gap between the two teams is very large! ”

"Why? Can the strength of the team still be seen in the clothing? Sun Chuchu accosted.

"Look! What a brand new and gorgeous outfit for Team USA! The opponent's clothes are obviously old, and it is estimated that this uniform is a treasure handed down from the ancestors! ”

"Ancestral clothes? Does this sound like a word? Could it be that this one has been worn for generations? You're hurting people! ”

"Okay, watch the game, Team USA kicks off, wow! This live source looks a little dazzling! I guess the videographer is an intern! Or not with a tripod at all! ”

"That's it! The more you talk about it, the more outrageous it becomes, a ball game lasts 90 minutes, and people don't use a tripod, is it possible to still carry the racket?? That doesn't exhaust to death? ”

"That's right! You see, the game is five minutes on, and the cameraman is already exhausted! The shaking of the picture is noticeably worse than it was at the beginning......"

"What kind of system is this? It's only five minutes and it's not enough? ”

"The game continues, and the U.S. team is being pressed and beaten by the opponent!" Wang Erwu said.

"Didn't you just say that the strength of the American team is much higher than that of the other side? Why are you being pressed and beaten again now? Sun Chuchu answered.

"I'm not talking about being pressed and kicked, I'm being pressed and beaten! You see, the green player flew up with one leg and went straight to the face of the American player, and in a short time, several members of the American team had already fallen to the ground! ”

"Are you playing or fighting?"

"Twenty minutes into the game, the two sides were still 0-0! Obviously, the coach was very unhappy with the performance of the American team! In order to adjust the game in time, the American team called a timeout! Wang Erwu said.

"Can football still call a timeout?" Sun Chuchu accosted.

"You can't play in general, but you watch it live! It was indeed shouted a timeout! Maybe it's Saint Vincent and the Grenadines who unilaterally changed the rules, compared to Saint Vincent and the Grenadines' home stadium, they say yes! The pause was three minutes, and the coach explained a few words! The game continues! In the twenty-eighth minute, the United States team finally scored! 1 to 0! After the goal, the morale of the American team is even stronger! And the videographer in Saint Vincent and the Grenadines is a little impatient, and the picture is getting shaky! Wang Erwu said.

"It's just a goal, is this cameraman so stingy?"

“…… At the end of the first half, the United States led 3-0! But although the American team won, it was beaten by the opponent! ”

“……”

"At the beginning of the second half, the U.S. team was physically exhausted and began to make substitutions! The assistant referee raised the display screen, it may be that the display screen is out of power, and there is a black screen, and the referee is very embarrassed! I don't know what number is for what number! So I complained to the assistant referee! ”

"Is this reasonable? It feels like this home field is too poor, right? Not to mention that the stadium is in a residential area, even the equipment is broken? Sun Chuchu said cooperatively.

"Seeing the substitution of the American team, the home team is a little red-eyed! I thought, if you change, we will change too! Wang Erwu explained.

"As for it? What's so eye-catching about changing people?? You can change it if you want to! Anyway, there are three substitutions? Do you still need to be jealous?? Sun Chuchu said.

"The home team asked for a substitution! But no one changed it! Although the team has twelve substitutes, there are only two who can play football! One of them didn't eat lunch, and now he is suddenly hungry and went to the side restaurant to eat a boxed lunch, and he was not there! Wang Erwu explained.

"What the hell? What do you do on the bench if you don't know how to play? ”

"It is estimated that some leadership relationships dragged in to make up the number! For the sake of the honor of being a national football player, in fact, he can't play football at all! ”

"As you said, there are only two who can play football, one eats a boxed lunch, and the other does?"

"Another one has dreamed of becoming a videographer since he was a child, and he only spent money to buy a relationship a few minutes ago, and now he can't get up and down in a camera position......"

"Co-authored this national football substitute to shoot the game?? Why does it feel so messy? ”

"Look at this picture!! The camera shows a home team player! Look! What is it?? A sparkly thing on the home team's ball pants! The lens gradually became clearer...... This is...... This is the hangtag of the clothes!! Wang Erwuyi said in surprise.

"Tags? Do you dare to love them to play football and not even tear off the tag of their clothes? Sun Chuchu wiped his sweat.

"I see! The reason why the substitute went to the camera was to prove it to the world! Their jerseys...... It's new!! He's a great player! He proved it to the whole world with himself! They are not what the world thinks they are! They can afford a jersey!! ”

"Okay, it feels like a mountain team game......" Sun Chuchu continued to cooperate.

"With the referee's whistle! At the end of the game, the U.S. team won 6-0! The captains of both sides shook hands cordially! I saw the captain of the home team whispering to the captain of the American team...... Not sure what they're talking about! Wang Erwu explained.

"I think it's a word of encouragement, right?" Sun Chuchu said.

"It's not!! Pay attention to the details! Team USA takes off their jerseys...... I gave it to each other!! Wang Erwu shouted hoarsely.

"Isn't it? Dare to ask the other party for a jersey......"

With the commentary of the first game finished, in front of the radio, many listeners were hooked.

Many taxi drivers use walkie-talkies to communicate, "Hey, have you listened to the show?" The radio show almost made me laugh! ”

"What show?"

"Sporting Events!"

"I've heard that show, it's so boring! The anchor's voice is good. ”

"This issue is different! In a different way! I was laughing the whole time I was driving, like listening to cross talk, and the passengers almost called the police and arrested me in a psychiatric hospital! ”

"Does it sound as good as you say?"

"If you don't believe it, listen to it yourself!"

Choreography Department.

Everyone was listening to Producer Wang's radio debut, and everyone was laughing so hard that everyone was on their backs!

"You say, we changed this sports program to this, is it not that meaning at all?" Bai Yutang said.

"Hey, that's interesting! I guess the listening rate of this episode will be amazing! ”

"Yes, I didn't expect Mr. Wang to be so funny when he explained! Although I participated in the writing of these paragraphs, I still feel like Coke after listening to them once! ”

"Yes! Keep ......listening" (To be continued.) )