Chapter 61: An Arrow for You
Chapter 61 gives you an arrow
Wang Hailiang suddenly proposed to let him step down, Zhang Damao was furious, this is undoubtedly digging his ancestral grave.
Relying on the position of the village head, Zhang Damao has been rampant in the pimple slope for 20 years, and he has slept with the incense people in the village, who dares to fart?
Every year when the grain harvest is abundant, his family has the least labor, but he receives the most food from his family, and the whole village is vying to help him, and the crops in the field do not need to be managed, and someone helps him hoe, water, and harvest.
Being the village chief made him taste the sweetness, and Wang Hailiang wanted to usurp his throne, which was really uncomfortable than killing him.
Hailiang said: "Uncle Mao, the one who knows the times is Junjie, you really can't do it, think about it, what have you done for the village in the past 20 years?" A road has not been repaired, a grain of grain has not been paid, and the villagers have not received any benefits except for your own hard work.
Everyone respects you in person, but secretly they are scolding you, saying that you are unprecedented, do you know what it means to be unprecedented? It means to cut off children and grandchildren. ”
When Zhang Damao heard this, he snorted and panted, his eyes widened, and he suddenly got off the kang and grabbed the pork on the table, and went straight to Wang Hailiang to smash his head and face.
"Get out of here! You're the best of the best! Wang Hailiang, I sue you, if you want to take the position of my village chief, unless you step on my corpse, or don't think about it! Get out! ”
The pork smashed on Wang Hailiang's shoulder, Hailiang saw that things were not good, and quickly hid, just like that, Zhang Damao drove Wang Hailiang out of the house.
Wang Hailiang didn't leave, standing in the courtyard where was he reasoning with him, Zhang Damao's anger was even greater, he suddenly picked up an iron fork from the wall, and said angrily: "Are you leaving?" If you don't go, I'll poke you in four holes. ”
His woman, Da Baili, hurriedly came over to stop him and persuaded: "Da Mao, don't be angry, Hailiang, this child is very good, he often comes to take care of us, and he also sent New Year's goods, don't hurt him." ”
Zhang Damao said angrily to his daughter-in-law: "I'm bah! You know a fart, he has ulterior motives, the pork is mixed with the seven-step broken intestines, and he wants to poison me! A few catties of pork want to exchange for the position of the village chief of Laozi, and I want to be beautiful!! ”
Wang Hailiang didn't dare to do anything with Zhang Damao, after all, he was Erya's father, and he didn't look at the face of the monk to see the face of the Buddha.
"Okay, Uncle Mao, don't be angry, think about it first, as long as I, Wang Hailiang, become the village head, I won't let you down, let alone the villagers."
Without waiting for Zhang Damao's iron fork to stab over, Hailiang wiped his head and ran, disappearing in a puff of smoke.
Bombed Wang Hailiang away, Zhang Damao was still angry, and he had nowhere to vent his anger, so he picked up the iron fork and slapped it on the body of the old in his house.
The old was having fun in the yard, and she was squeaked and screamed in pain on her back, and crawled in the kennel and did not move.
Zhang Damao's anger is unprecedented! Is this the nickname that the bastard gave Lao Tzu?
This nickname is to scold him for cutting off his children and grandchildren, and he has no son to die after he dies.
And Zhang Damao is really dead, and his only daughter Erya also fell into the Valley of Ghosts and disappeared. He really ended up in an unprecedented situation.
Sometimes Zhang Damao wonders, is it that he has found too many women in the village and done a great sin, and God wants to punish him, so the retribution fell on his own daughter?
Son, son, Zhang Damao is very eager to have a son. He really didn't want the Zhang family's incense to be cut off from him.
Where can I get a son? Zhang Damao was worried again.
Speaking of his son, his heart is really full of hope, because Xifeng's sister-in-law is pregnant.
Zhang Damao felt that the child in Xifeng's belly must be his.
Six months ago, when the wheat was harvested, Zhang Damao used a clever trick to conquer Xifeng, the daughter-in-law of Da Tam, and pressed the woman down on the wheat field.
A woman's belly is getting bigger and bigger, and it's time to give birth in the spring of the New Year. He felt that he should go and see Xifeng, no matter what, the two of them had a good relationship.
The main thing is to look at the child, I don't know if the child in Xifeng's belly is healthy or not, that's my species.
Zhang Damao felt that he couldn't indulge in it anymore, he should cheer up, for the child in Xifeng's belly, that was the hope of his life.
After dinner, Zhang Damao was ready to go to see Xifeng's sister-in-law.
He put down the dishes and chopsticks, walked out of the house, and saw that there was no one around, so he hummed behind his back and passed the three levels and approached Brother Da Ram's house.
“…… Sister, sister, I came to the front of the kang, as long as you don't push me out of the house, I will pass the three passes...... Long Grig, Long Grig three three ....... ”
Coming to the outside of the wall of Da Ram's house, Zhang Damao stopped and stood on tiptoe to look at the house of Da Ram and Xifeng's sister-in-law.
It's dark and sloppy inside, not to mention people, and there isn't a single bird...... Since there are no birds, why don't you look at a bird?
But Zhang Damao was unwilling, he knew that Da Tam had come back from outside the mountain and was preparing for the New Year.
Xifeng's sister-in-law is sleepy because of her pregnancy, and she rests early every day. At this time, the woman should be asleep.
I want to see Xifeng's belly...... O child. Even if you look at it and touch it, it's fine.
Of course, he also knew that Da Ram would not let him touch it, after all, it was the daughter-in-law of someone else's Da Ram.
However, it's good to take a look, Xifeng has hardly been out these days, and Zhang Damao can't see it if he wants to, so he can only sneak a glance at night.
The child is attracting Zhang Damao's heart, making him unstoppable, restless, and his heart is like a kitten scratching, itching not to work.
He couldn't bear it any longer, and climbed up the wall of Brother Da Ram's house, raised his leg and jumped over.
Zhang Damao has been dating women in the village all the year round, he is used to turning over the wall, practice makes perfect, and he has already practiced a pair of gentlemen's dexterous body on the beam, that kung fu is not covered, light as a raccoon cat and as fast as an ape.
In a flash, he had jumped from one side of the wall to the other.
Wang Da Tam's family did not feed the dogs, Xifeng's sister-in-law lived in the north house with Da Tam, and in the west house lived Da Thong's sister Dai Di girl.
Daidi was not at home tonight, so she went to Wang Hailiang's daughter-in-law Yuzhu to prepare for class, and came back in the dead of night.
Zhang Damao felt that Da Thong was not at home, because it was still early, and Da Tam might have been drinking with a few young people in the village.
This is an opportunity, just to call Xifeng out and ask, touch her belly, and be a father's responsibility.
For the sake of that child, he could die.
After turning over the wall, there is still some distance from the landing, and the sound should not be too loud, and it will not be good to alarm others.
If he was found out by Da Rammed, he would definitely break Lao Tzu's legs, and the two of them had an irreconcilable grudge last time.
Zhang Damao's eyes were sharp, and he suddenly saw the chicken coop of Xifeng's sister-in-law's house, which could be stepped on first, and then landed, so that it was not easy to fall and get hurt.
So, Zhang Damao tiptoed on it, intending to turn over and jump off the chicken coop.
Who knew that before the body turned around, an unexpected thing happened.
Suddenly, he heard "Bang! "There was a crisp sound, it was not loud, it seemed to be the sound of a bowstring cracking.
Immediately after, a sharp arrow roared out of the window of Da Ram's house, swished, impartially, and just hit Zhang Damao's ass.
Zhang Damao felt uncomfortable after stepping on the chicken coop, the back was sour and numb, the pain was unbearable, he raised his hand and touched it, Mom, it turned out to be blood.
He didn't see exactly where the arrow was flying from, but he knew immediately that he had been ambushed.
Needless to say, Da Tam has been waiting for him at home for a long time, and has drawn his bowstring and mounted a sharp arrow.
The sharp arrow was not someone else's, it was borrowed from Wang Hailiang's house.
Wang Da Thong had long known that Zhang Damao would not be able to hold it back, and he would definitely sneak in in the middle of the night. So I went to Wang Hailiang's house and borrowed a bow and arrow.
Wang Hailiang is a hunter in Daliang Mountain, and every sharp arrow is polished very sharp, and the iron bow is also specially made.
The front is a bow back made of car arches, and the back is a bowstring made of bison tendons, and there is a booster lever next to it, and the lever can be pulled into a full moon with a slight pull.
With a pull of the trigger and an arrow flying out, it can pierce Yang in a hundred steps, and it is not a problem to shoot through the head of a wild wolf within 120 meters.
The fur of the wild wolf is much thicker than Zhang Damao's, how can Zhang Damao stand it?
With a snort, the sharp arrow hit Zhang Damao's Bai Ding, piercing more than four inches deep, and blood gushed out like the Yellow River bursting its banks, instantly wetting Zhang Damao's cotton pants.
"Ahh I'm a mother! Zhang Damao held the arrow wound in his hand and howled.
His hands were also free from the wall, and he was thrown off the coop and fell to the ground, rolling and howling.
"Wang Datam, Lao Tzu relies on your ancestors, you ...... Hurt me! ”
At this time, the door of the big rammed house opened, and the man jumped out of the house.
Seeing Zhang Da Mao's unbearable painful appearance, a sneer erupted from the corner of Da Tam's mouth.
"Zhang Damao, last time you bullied my wife, this time I shot through your Ding, the two of us are even, no one owes anyone.!
"I say!" Zhang Damao complained bitterly, and he was drenched in cold sweat.
Da Tam is a revenge and not a gentleman, in fact, in the past two days since he came back, he has been looking for an opportunity to take revenge on Zhang Damao.
Half a year ago, Zhang Damao coerced Xifeng's sister-in-law and had a relationship with a woman in the wheat field, which was always like a spike, piercing his heart. If Zhang Damao doesn't break up his family, his wife is scattered, and he vows not to give up.
He laid out an empty city plan, just waiting for Zhang Damao to take the bait, and the old guy still jumped in.
This is called self-inflicted.
Da Ram flew over, and kicked two of his ribs on Zhang Damao's back, and Zhang Damao screamed even more fiercely like killing a pig.
It didn't matter if he shouted like this, the people in the middle of the street heard it, and everyone didn't know what was going on, so they put on their clothes and went out to check.
When they came to the courtyard of Da Tam's house, they saw Zhang Damao covered in blood, and everyone understood what was going on.
Zhang Damao's howl tore through the sky, crying like a complaint, and the ghost cried wolf, which not only alarmed the surrounding neighbors, but also alarmed Wang Hailiang.
Wang Hailiang was helping his daughter-in-law Yuzhu chop stuffing and steamed buns at home, Zhang Damao shouted at the top of his voice, and Hailiang asked: "Who killed pigs?" ”
Yuzhu pricked up her ears and listened: "It's not killing pigs, this voice seems to be Erya's father calling?" ”
"Huh? It's not good, something ...... happened" Wang Hailiang immediately realized that something was wrong, and he couldn't wash his hands, so he rushed directly onto the street.
When Hailiang strode into the courtyard of Da Tam's house, he also saw the afterimage of Zhang Damao.
He immediately understood that Zhang Damao's old mistake had been committed again, and stealing chickens would not make it a loss to eat rice.
It's no wonder that people are big rammed brothers, they don't sleep in the middle of the night, why are you jumping over the wall and climbing other people's windows? Either traitor or theft.
You deserve to shoot an arrow, and it's not bad if I don't send you to squatting in the class room.