Chapter I
"If you don't listen, I won't listen, there is affection between us, I don't break up with you, why is it a matter of two people to be together, and breaking up is a matter of you alone!"
"Lao Tzu, hehe, you have a face, where is there any relationship between us, it all depends on Lao Tzu's appearance, let you go." The woman with exquisite makeup broke away from the man who was dragging her hand and ran into the taxi at lightning speed, and did not forget to shout before closing the door, "It's too late to wave goodbye, brother doesn't cry, goodbye is another good man!" ”
Shen Weixin, who was sitting in the taxi, patted her chest with palpitations, what a miserable experience it is to have a sissy boyfriend, she took out her mobile phone, and her voice immediately became pitiful, "Gu Yu, Lao Tzu broke up, woo woo." ”
The voice on the other side of the phone was low and sexy, which was demagogic enough, but the words he said made Shen Wei directly raise his middle finger, "The third one this month, work hard, maybe the man who will be dumped by you will be able to form a football team soon." ”
"Do I need comfort?" Shen Wei slid his body and said sullenly.
But Gu Yu, who was talking over there, was also aggrieved, "Do I need to be comforted?" ”
Shen Wei's expression was so complicated that he twitched a little, and he said after a long time, "What the hell, do you also have a man's careful thoughts?" ”
"Heheda, you broke up once and asked me to treat you to a big meal, your wallet shrunk, and you need comfort strongly."
You're so embarrassed to say such things in such a sexy voice!
"Fuck Gu Yu, you are a big star, Gu Yingdi Gu Tianwang, tell me that I have eaten you poor, it's really shameless." Shen Wei said coldly, and the expression on his face was also unpredictable.
"It's not a tenth of yours." Shen Wei held the mobile phone and trembled slightly, when did her good friend become like this, she was actually not obedient to herself, this is a disease, and the cliff has to be cured.
"Hmph, I don't care, now that I'm here, I'm going to eat hot pot, and I'm hanging up."
Shen Wei quickly put away his mobile phone and smiled with peace of mind, looking forward to the hot pot that he could eat soon, Gu Yu's universal agent Luo He, the practice of making a secret hot pot base is really fascinating.
Sure enough, after Gu Yu hung up the phone, he immediately dialed Luo He's phone, "Shen Wei broke up and needs the hot pot you made to comfort him." ”
After a long, long silence, Roch spoke, "Will she break up just to eat hot pot?" ”
The two of them felt that they had seen the truth, and they were silent for a while, and finally Roch opened his mouth first, "Don't go to the supermarket by yourself, I'll buy the materials later." ”
Gu Yu said lightly, "I didn't plan to go, remember to buy dumplings, Shen Wei likes dumplings the most when eating hot pot." ”
"You know, I forgot to buy it last time and she almost didn't scratch me to death." Roch feels terrible when he thinks about it, a single-minded foodie is really terrible.
When Luo He was tired like a dog and finally carried things into the villa, when he opened the door, he saw Shen Wei leaning on Gu Yu's body and watching TV, eating potato chips, leisurely, it was really hateful.
The two people on the sofa just glanced at him lightly, and then silently moved their eyes back, "Luo He's efficiency is getting slower and slower, Ah Yu, you can consider changing people." ”
So if you don't come to help, forget it, you have to be cynical, right?
"If you don't help him get something within 30 seconds, today's hot pot may be ruined." Gu Yu kindly reminded someone who was leaning on him, wouldn't anyone who eats others feel that his mouth is short?
Shen Wei immediately jumped up from the sofa, ran towards Luo He like an arrow with a bow, and laughed flatteringly, "Brother Luo has worked hard, come on, come on, the little one will help you carry it, you go and rest." ”
Luo He was not polite, he threw down the things in his hand and left, Shen Wei was stunned for three seconds, looking at a lot of things sadly, oh my God, she was just very polite, why would Luo He take it seriously!
There's no way, in order to eat, burst out the power of the desolation in your body, Shen Wei!
As a result, the two men really watched a beautiful little girl go back and forth four times and finally carried all the things into the kitchen, and not only did they not feel the slightest guilt, but they actually had a perverted sense of satisfaction.
Therefore, what did Shen Wei usually do to make him so angry.
The work of washing vegetables naturally fell on Luo He, Shen Wei just found a pack of quick-frozen dumplings among many things and put it in the refrigerator and was ready to slip away, "Shen Wei, if God gives me another chance, when I first heard that you broke up, I would never be kind enough to cook for you." ”
Luo He's voice was a little sad, it was really sad for the listener, Shen Wei turned his head stiffly, "It's a pity that there is no if, young man, accept your fate, go to struggle and burn, be a glorious person, the kitchen needs you." ”
Gu Yu's TV series is being broadcast on TV, because Gu Yu became famous as a teenager, and soon developed on the big screen, there are only a few TV series, but they are all classics, squeezing out the drama Zhen Huan Gege, and becoming a popular rebroadcast on various TV stations during the winter and summer vacations every year, even if you have watched it many times, everyone still enjoys watching it.
For example, Shen Wei, she just watched it over and over again and felt that it was not enough, "Ah Yu, if you are as good as on TV, how beautiful this world should be!" ”
Gu Yu closed the book in his hand, looked up at himself on the TV, and said lightly, "It's all a lie on TV, promise me, you have to watch less TV and read more." ”
Shen Wei glanced at Gu Yu with disdain, sure enough, everything on TV is a lie, he is so annoying in life, no wonder he can't find a heroine who loves him!
A burst of seductive fragrance came, Shen Wei couldn't sit still and watch TV with peace of mind, pulled Gu Yu and ran to the table, and before Luo He came out of the kitchen, he had already begun to feast, and when Luo He came out, he found that all the beef had been sandwiched into the bowl by Shen Wei, and there was no residue left.
Luo He knocked Shen Wei's head mercilessly, but Shen Wei subconsciously protected the bowl, and Luo He laughed when he saw it, he really didn't understand what the world of foodies was like!
Luo He poured himself a glass of water, took out his mobile phone, and said to Gu Yu, "Ah Yu, let's send a Weibo, you haven't posted it for several months, and fans are crazy with hunger and thirst." ”
Although he ate happily, Shen Wei would not let go of any opportunity to complain, "That's it, it's really unfortunate to like such an idol!" "Ahh
Gu Yu raised his eyebrows slightly, taking advantage of Shen Wei's inattention, he scooped all the freshly cooked dumplings into his bowl, and didn't forget to say to Luo He, "Just send it directly." ”
Luo He nodded, lowered his head and clicked on Weibo, Shen Wei grabbed it very excitedly, "I'll come, I'll come, let me come."
Roch's craftsmanship is really so hard to swallow your tongue #Love#By the way, attach a picture of freshly baked food, OK, perfect, send!
This man who can be hot with a sneeze is unsurprisingly popular again, and the fans who are waiting to be fed have finally been nourished.
"Gu Tianwang finally appeared."
"So Boss Luo is an agent and an assistant again, and now he is still a part-time cook?"
"Our Ah Yu is eating hot pot, it's easy to get angry, Ah Yu should eat less."
"There are actually three bowls, and who is the other one!"
"Dear Gu Yu: Hello, because you are suspected of not posting blogs for a long time, so from now on, your mobile phone can only send Weibo, and other functions will stop working, if you want to continue to use your mobile phone, please upload nine high-definition selfies, thank you for your cooperation [smile]"
"I just want to see your picture! Won't you give me the opportunity to lick the screen? #大哭#"
"Gu Tianwang has been stolen, isn't that his style?"
"I'll eat whatever Ah Yu eats, and I'll go eat hot pot now."
"I wake up every day to see if you post Weibo or not, and finally wait for this day."
"Male god, is it okay to post Weibo every day?"
"I don't believe you're going to eat something like this, just take a picture#Bye-bye#"
"Kuroko, please take a detour."
"If Gu Yu comes back to me, I will break a boulder in my chest, row a boat without oars, drive without refueling, and bungee jumping without ropes, don't ask me why I am so willful."
Shen Wei swiped the comments with a smile, unintentionally raised his eyes to take a look, and found that his favorite food was gone, so he immediately threw away his mobile phone and kept pouring food into the pot, "You conscienceless little." The chopsticks stopped suddenly, and Shen Wei cried out heartbreakingly, "Ah, where are my dumplings, where are my dumplings!" ”
The screams were simply miserable, Gu Yu put down the chopsticks, pushed his bowl to Shen Wei, and smiled gently, "The last one." ”
At that moment, Shen Wei's sky collapsed, she slapped her chopsticks on the table heavily, and squeezed the tears that didn't exist at all, "Gu Yu, you bastard, you have robbed me of things since you were a child, then forget it, now you won't even let go of my dumplings!" ”
Gu Yu didn't say anything, Luo He's true love fans quickly launched a counterattack, he picked up the meat in the pot with chopsticks, Shen Wei immediately shot it with knife-like eyes, Luo He smiled proudly, and he didn't show mercy.
"My beef!"
"That's lamb I just ordered!"
"My shrimp, you are not allowed to rob it."
"My spinach, Ah Yu, you take care of him."
"Woo, everyone broke up and bullied people like this!"
Gu Yu had put down his chopsticks, but his eyes darkened when he heard this, and he silently picked up the chopsticks again, and cooperated seamlessly with Luo He's skill of grabbing vegetables, provoking Shen Wei to look up to the sky and roar, what did he do in his previous life to know these two bastards!