For the rest of their lives, they were full of food and drink at the inn, but some were hungry.

Yangzhou City, the city lord's mansion, the meeting room.

Wearing a white hat and red ribbon and a robe that drags the ground, the man who is called the turtle fairy because he sits on a three-legged turtle sits opposite to the scholar and painting fairy dressed in white.

After being silent for a long time, the two of them picked up the tea in unison, and when they saw that the other party was the same, they put it down with hatred, and when they saw that the other party was like this, they hated it again.

The two frowned. guessed that the other party would put it down again, and it happened that he had the upper hand by drinking tea, so he opened the tea lid, and who knew that the other party's actions were surprisingly consistent.

"You!" the two said in unison.

"I'll start with that. The painting fairy hurriedly spoke first.

"Why. "Turtle Immortal," I'll say first. ”

"Okay, you say it first. "Draw the fairy road.

"I'm ......," the turtle fairy stopped, "what did I say?"

"I don't know what to say, what do you say. "The painting fairy despised him.

But how could the turtle fairy let his rival in love give it to the general, he stalked his neck, "I said what I said." ”

The woman in the palace costume who sat next to her stroked her forehead, and the two of them had a heated argument about "what was said".

The two of them fought with red faces, quite like cockfighting.

"Two sons, the young lady has been on a diet recently, you see ......" The woman in the palace costume interrupted them and tried to give the eviction order.

"It's fine. The painting fairy said.

He took out a brush engraved with dragon patterns and a delicate ink cartridge from his bosom, and took out a delicate painting scroll, dipped it in ink, and then "brushed and brushed" to draw a cake on the paper.

"Now!" the painting fairy smiled smugly at the turtle fairy and drank on the painting scroll, and then the golden light on the painting scroll flashed, and a fragrant scallion pancake appeared.

He took a bite and provoked the turtle fairy: "Anyway, I'm not hungry." ”

The turtle fairy was not hungry, but when he saw the painting fairy feasting in front of him, he couldn't help but be a little greedy.

But he covered it up very well, and didn't forget to despise the painting immortals, "Use up the immortal power and eat it in your body, it's really a fart to take off your pants, it's too much." ”

Disgusting to draw immortals, he pointed to the cake and said, "This is that fart." ”

The mouth of the painting fairy's chewing teeth stopped, and it was neither a non-food nor a non-eater for a while, so he could only wave his hand to make the cake disappear in his hand.

At this time, looking at the painting scroll again, a cake appeared on the blank painting scroll, the difference is that there are tooth marks on this cake, which is the trace of the painting fairy's bite.

Seeing that the two of them were consumed, the palace woman named Aunt Wang could only report to the city lord, hoping that she would come forward.

She walked into the Eight Wing Towers and saw the city lord sitting at the table, holding a wine bottle in her left hand and a book in her right hand.

Her eyes were fixed on the scroll, and from time to time she drank a glass of wine, pinched and chewed a few peanuts on the table.

There was a maid standing next to her, pouring wine for her from time to time.

The city lord is about twenty, dressed in men's clothes, full of heroism.

"The two of them haven't left yet?" said the city lord without raising his head.

Aunt Wang nodded, "The two of them are in tension, do you want Miss to go over and take a look?"

The city lord waved his hand, "No, no, I've rejected it hundreds of times, and these two people are still not dead." If I had seen them this time, it would have been difficult to be quiet. ”

Aunt Wang hesitated: "Then let them sit in the living room?"

The city lord withdrew his gaze, looked at the void and pondered, and said, "You just said that I have occasionally felt cold in the past few days, and it is inconvenient to see guests. ”

Sword Immortal, his body occasionally feels cold.

This deceived others, but those two also became immortals. The woman in the palace costume looked at the city lord strangely and did not speak.

The city lord sighed, "Alright, alright, I know this excuse can't be fooled. ”

She paused, and said proudly: "You just said that my aunt is here." ”

"Aunt?" The woman in the palace costume was even more puzzled, the city lord's aunt had been an unknown number of years old, and this excuse was even more unreliable.

"Stupid, when the heavens came, didn't you wonder 'huh' and call your mother?"

The woman in the palace dress turned red, "I'm afraid it's a little inappropriate to say this to two men, right?"

The city lord didn't care, "If there's anything inappropriate, just say that." ”

"Okay. The palace woman reluctantly agreed, but she had already secretly decided to find another excuse.

After the palace woman walked out, the city lord read the book for a while, but his heart couldn't calm down, and he quickly muttered, "Tianqi is very ashamed to speak......?

"Ahem. The maid reminded her that there was a pure and unflawed maiden standing beside her.

The city lord stopped his mouth and glanced at the maid, who was also clever, still coughing, pretending that he had never heard what the city lord said, but that she was not feeling well.

The city lord was not embarrassed at this time, and a pair of autumn eyes turned, "These two people chatter endlessly as soon as they are consumed, I have to go out and hide." ”

......

The woman in the palace costume walked out of the Eight Wing Building, and on the way to the living room, a thousand thoughts turned in her mind, but she never found a good excuse.

But the person had already been seen by the painting fairy and the turtle fairy, so she could only walk in hard.

"Two sons, my young lady...... Well, I can't see any visitors because of my inconvenience. "The palace woman can only prevaricate.

"Is there any inconvenience?" Huaxian stood up and said with concern: "Zhao'er is sick, is there a big problem?"

The woman in the palace costume saw that the painting fairy was very elegant, and she felt very much that the city lord promised him well, but the flowers were intentional, but the flowing water was ruthless.

The woman in the palace costume was about to open her mouth to explain, when she heard the turtle fairy sneer: "How can the sword fairy have a sick body." ”

The palace woman was about to be embarrassed by being exposed, when she heard the turtle fairy continue: "It must be that Zhao'er didn't want to see you, so she made such a clumsy excuse. ”

The painting fairy came to his senses and retorted: "Before you came, I had seen Zhao'er a few times, I don't think I want to see you." ”

"Obviously, I don't want to see you, and besides, Zhao'er is not called by you. ”

The painting fairy said: "I obviously don't want to see you." ”

The two competed against each other, throwing "I don't want to see you" to each other, and neither showed weakness.

When the quarrel couldn't come to a conclusion, the two turned back to Aunt Wang and said in unison: "Who do you want to see?"

The palace woman's scalp was numb, and all kinds of thoughts flashed through her mind in an instant, so that she could bring back the lie she had told wrong.

She secretly hated herself in her heart for having nothing to do, and said in her mouth: "All, you want to see it?"

"Then why do you want to see him under the pretext that you're ill? The two of them pointed at each other and looked at Aunt Wang, "You said." ”

The palace woman could only say: "Actually, in fact, the two of you, my young lady, don't want to see each other." ”

"What!" the two of them were incredulous, "why!"

Anyway, it was two city lords, and the women in palace clothes were intimidated by the momentum, and they didn't dare to say that the city lord was impatient with them, so they could only say: "Because, because the city lord likes women." ”

Speaking of the back, the woman in the palace dress straightened her waist and said with confidence.

This excuse is perfect and unshakable, who made the lord of the city always wear men's clothes.

"What, what, Zhao'er likes women, women?"

"Yes. The palace woman said firmly.

"No, it can't be. The turtle fairy couldn't accept it either, "Could it be that Zhao'er will learn badly if she goes to the Women's City?"

"No, I'm going to explain it to me myself. The painting fairy sat down again.

Seeing that he didn't leave, and the turtle fairy didn't leave, he was afraid that he would lose a loss and be taken advantage of by the scholars.