Chapter 42: Another Accident

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"This garden is full of colors, it's not as good as a smart figure" Without waiting for Xiao Rusheng to change his gaze, Jing Niang continued: "That kid seems to be quite interesting." Jing Niang stared at this person who had hidden her love very well since she was a child, as if there was something different.

"Jing Niang has seen Yan Shan?"

Jing Niang remembered the scene from the last time they met and laughed out loud. "I was lucky enough to meet him once, and he was a simple and kind person. Do it and cherish it. Xiao Rusheng was shocked, no matter how simple and kind he was, he was still a eunuch, and he couldn't accept it no matter what. Looking at the emperor's changing face again and again, Jing Niang's face showed an unfathomable expression, looking like a Buddha could not be said. He secretly said in his heart, "What a stupid boy, where is this eunuch, it's clearly a girl." With Jing Niang's eyesight, she can see that Xu Yanshan is a person who is not in danger, but she has never figured out how a decent girl can become a eunuch, and now looking at the emperor's attitude, it seems that she has to protect this girl well, after all, the crime of bullying the king is not small, maybe the future of the royal family is on this person.

Coming out of the Qiyuan Pavilion, Xu Yanshan saw the familiar blue flower, and there was a more familiar street sign next to it. No wonder you can meet it here, it turns out that this is someone's territory. Looking at the secluded and far-reaching place, Xu Yanshan felt that this place was indeed a good place to recuperate, and she would really look for a place.

"Your Majesty, why isn't there a person waiting here? Doesn't it feel lonely to live here alone? ”

"If it were you, I guess I'd be lonely."

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looked at Xu Yanshan with satisfaction, paused for a while and continued: "Her old man doesn't like noisy places, and none of the people she sent before met her wishes, but now she thinks it's good to be alone."

Elderly...... Where does it look like an old man, I really don't understand how the ancients maintained it.

"It's a fun sign." Xu Yanshan wanted to say that her sense of design was not comparable to ordinary people, but before she could speak, she heard the man continue, "It's just that this writing is a little bad, what kind of character is this?" Xu Yanshan decisively swallowed back the words.

"Xu is an illiterate random graffiti, let's go back"

Who knew that Xiao Rusheng was addicted. Does that mean danger? But what's so dangerous here? He looked around uncertainly, but he really didn't see anything.

"If you say this flower, I guess it's these flowers."

"Isn't this Jing Niang's favorite orchid? But I don't remember anything wrong with this flower, when I was a child, because I was naughty and accidentally destroyed a flower garden for her, she was not happy for a long time...... "Xu Yanshan can't hear the emperor's memories later, so she said that she was deceived?" Xu Yanshan, who was thunderous, began to roll up his sleeves, and Xiao Rusheng suddenly became excited about the people around him and asked inexplicably: "Why are you going?"

"Destroying flowers" Xiao Rusheng was stunned for a second, and immediately grabbed her

Xu Yanshan, who rolled up his sleeves and went into battle, didn't pay attention and pounced. In a moment, the two people who kissed darkly suddenly bounced away, one stretched out his tongue and licked his lips, and the other covered his red and swollen mouth in a daze......

In the next second, the two of them changed their expressions at the same time, which was faster than changing their faces, and the face of the person in front of them suddenly turned iron-blue, and he spat out, as if he wanted to spit out his lungs, as if he had just been forcibly kissed by a wild boar! The man in the back was grief-stricken and looked up to the sky and howled, "O god, use the eyes of heaven to see the gods of mankind!" Why don't you have eyes, ahhhh......hhh

Morality...... It is the self-suppression that preserves human civilization from being destroyed by instinct!

Redemption ...... It's a patch for morality when instinct accidentally goes off!

These two poor unfortunate children, who had experienced a struggle of conscience and morality at the same time in just a few minutes, were undoubtedly begging for a trace of redemption for their jumping little heart. However...... The so-called struggle between conscience and morality is undoubtedly a move to cut off the water! This redemption, that is, taking off your pants and farting, is too much!

A minute later......

"What are you crying about? I didn't even cry! Xiao Rusheng pursed his lips and glanced helplessly at someone.

"My innocence, my first kiss, all of them were taken away by you. You still say you want to cry? "Xu Yanshan is simply indignant!

"You are a eunuch, what is your innocence? Your innocence was ruined by you. Xiao Rusheng gritted his teeth and glared at her, "I really didn't expect that I was so wise that I was taken away by a eunuch." ”

"What? You're actually beating a rake? I'm. ”

"Isn't it? Who told you to throw yourself on me? ”

"If you hadn't pulled me, how would I have fallen?"

"You don't fall into such a big clearing, but you fall on me. It's still so accurate, and the mouth is gagged...... Sharpshooters aren't as accurate as you are. ”

"Ahh Even if I fall on you, you don't have to take advantage of others, do you? Actually took your ...... That one stuck in my mouth, and it was so strong...... That me, and the more I suck, the more ......" Xu Yanshan found that she couldn't go on, her face was red from dryness, redder than a monkey's buttocks, and piping hot, hotter than a freshly baked pizza......

Hearing these words, Xiao Rusheng was also a little embarrassed, his eyes didn't know where to look, and his face was quite embarrassed. I don't know why, I couldn't help it just now.

"You compensate me for my first kiss, compensate me for my first kiss......" The more Xu Yanshan thought about it, the more angry she became, grabbing the other party's shoulders with both hands and shouting while shaking vigorously. However, she seems to have forgotten that her first kiss had already been given to Xiao Rusheng.

The fresh breath kept blowing on Xiao Rusheng's face, looking at her face so close, those big eyes that were constantly changing but always distracted, with a high-topped nose, a delicate little mouth, and a red face, he couldn't help but think about it again...... Stop, stop, you are the lord of a country, a dignified emperor, how can you always be tempted by a little eunuch? Could it be the influence of Jing Niang? Even if this little eunuch has fine skin and tender flesh, like a woman, you can't do this, right......

Xiao Rusheng swallowed his saliva, retracted his mind and shouted: "Let go, if you don't let go, don't say that I take advantage of you and ruin your innocence." ”

"You? What do you want to do? Xu Yanshan quickly let go of her hand and hugged her chest.

Xiao Rusheng smiled disdainfully, then squinted his eyes, waved his hands to make a tearing gesture, stretched out his tongue and licked his lips, and then said in a weird way, "What do you want?" Hehe, I'm going to ...... you."

"Rape before killing? Don't......" Xu Yanshan shouted in horror.

When the two were in a quarrel, Xu Yanshan's eyes inadvertently saw a person standing not far away, looking up at them with a strange expression. She couldn't help but be shocked, her voice stopped abruptly, pulled Xiao Rusheng's sleeve, and glanced at him.

Xiao Rusheng followed her gaze, frowned slightly, and said coldly, "Father-in-law? How long have you been standing here? ”

In an instant, he changed from a laughing and angry sunny boy to a majestic emperor! There is a gap in Xu Yanshan's heart, why did he become so fast?