The moment the waiter Xiao Wang knocked open the door of the barricade room, he was stunned!

The picture is so beautiful that he is a little afraid to look at it directly!

I saw Chen Fu sitting on the toilet, his pants drooping below his knees, revealing his white and chubby thighs, and his hands on his knees. The huge skull hangs low on the chest, and every time you snore and inhale, the head lifts up slightly, and every time you exhale, the head falls deep into the chest again.

Xiao Wang has been a waiter for four years, and it is the first time he has encountered such a strange customer, and he instantly thought of Zhu Bajie who secretly drank watermelon in the cartoon. He forcibly suppressed the smile in his heart, touched Chen Fu with his hand slightly, and said softly: "Sir, sir? Are you alright? ”

Chen Fu raised his head, shook it twice, and said blankly, "????? Do? Who????? Who let you in?????? Coming in? While?????? Watch out for me????? I'm suing you for indecency! Go out????? Get out! ”

This guy's brain is really confused, and he only thinks about how to not pay the bill, and he forgets to ask the waiter who stayed in the room if he is still there!

The young waiter Xiao Wang almost didn't have a mouthful of old blood sprayed on Chen Fu's face, and said in his heart: "Lao Tzu insulted you? No way! It's better to go to the pig farm and find a sow! ”

Xiao Wang was amused in his heart, and when he saw that Chen Fu was nothing serious, he turned around and left.

Chen Fu was so drunk that after the waiter left, this guy actually fell asleep again!

Xiao Wang went back to talk to the other two waitresses, and the three young people almost laughed. Just as they were about to report the matter to the manager, a middle-aged woman in her forties walked towards them on her feet.

The person who came was Chen Fu's wife, named Sun Sanniang, who was five big and three thick, fat and strong, with a face bigger than a basin, curly hair dyed yellow, walking with a howling wind, speaking thunder faintly, within five steps, vicious and compelling, worthy of being the descendant of the lion's roar!

Sun Sanniang came with a belly of fire.

Although Sun Sanniang seems rude, she is not a bun, she knows very well how high the consumption level of Longjiang Hotel is. Chen Fu, who has always been afraid of himself at home, dared to decide to come here to treat himself without consulting him, which was like a bear's heart and a leopard's gall! If you don't give him a little bit of strength today, let him know what a serious mistake he has made, I'm afraid he will have to kick his nose and turn his face upside down in the future!

"Hey! Do you know where Chen Fu is? Sun Sanniang tried her best to be gentle in her words, but the loud voice that she was used to the lion's roar still made the three waiters a little uncomfortable.

"Chen Fu?" A waitress asked with a puzzled expression. The three waiters didn't know that they were in the bathroom at the moment, and the guy who was sitting on the toilet and sleeping was Chen Fu.

"It's the one who treats you in the dry room!" Sun Sanniang said with the anger in her heart.

The three waiters all knew who Sun Sanniang was talking about, and the people in the "dry" room had already left, except for the one who was still in the toilet.

The three waiters were more cautious, and when they saw the woman in front of them, they were afraid that she would be unfavorable to their customers, so Xiao Wang asked hesitantly, "What are you looking for him?" Who are you? ”

"I'm his wife Sun Sanniang! The one who came to pick him up and take him home, was he drunk? Sun Sanniang was afraid that the waiter would not tell her, so she lowered her voice again and said.

The three waiters were relieved, so Xiao Wang pointed to the direction of the bathroom and said, "He's in the bathroom, I'll call him for you." ”

"No, I'll do it myself!" Before Sun Sanniang's words fell, she had already walked quickly in the direction of the bathroom, and her huge body rolled up a gust of wind!

Looking at Sun Sanniang, who stepped on the floor and strode away, the three waiters couldn't help but look at each other, and a waitress said hesitantly: "She just said that her name is Sun Sanniang?" How do I feel like Sun Erniang? ”

"It's not Sun Erniang, how can Sun Erniang have her size."

"Nothing will happen, will it?"

"I'm hanging! Let's go, go and see! ”

So, the three waiters also walked quickly in the direction of the bathroom.

Chen Fu was sleeping soundly in the bathroom, when there was a sudden thud in his ears, and he suddenly looked up and saw that it was his wife who had arrived!

When this guy saw his wife with an angry face, he was so frightened that he shivered, and he suddenly woke up more than half of his alcohol, he just wanted to speak, but his ears had been pulled by Sun Sanniang and turned around three times!

"Chen Fu! You bastard! You are not ashamed, you are drunk in someone's toilet! How did you not fall into the toilet and drown! "The angry Sun Sanniang's subordinates are merciless!

"Ah??????!h Chen Fu let out an earth-shattering wolf howl from his mouth. Fortunately, the soundproofing facilities of the six-star hotel rooms have passed, otherwise I am afraid that the entire Longjiang Hotel will blow up the temple!

"You let go! Let go and listen to me! He doesn't blame me for this! Chen Fu said with a miserable face.

"Don't blame you? Don't blame you, who do you blame? Blame me? Is there anyone who puts a knife on your neck and makes you unable to entertain you? You scumbag! Look at how the old lady cleans you up when you go home! ”

Sun Sanniang said fiercely, but her subordinates were a little relieved, and she was also afraid that Chen Fu's strange screams would alarm the other guests. Longjiang Hotel is often haunted by foreign guests, if a foreigner knows about it, his husband will be embarrassed to throw out of the international style!

Chen Fu knew that if he didn't explain this matter to his wife today, he was afraid that he wouldn't want to get his wife's forgiveness. So this guy flew Long to the Chinese medicine department to report, and helped him avoid a medical accident and talked carefully about it with his wife.

Sun Sanniang knew her husband very well, and said with a glance at the corner of her mouth: "Hmph, Chen Fu, you tell me honestly, did you see Dr. Long reporting on the first day today, and you plan to bully others?" Otherwise, why would you push the patient you can't treat to Dr. Long? ”

"Wife, I've been wronged! I'm more wronged than Dou E! Didn't I hear that Long Fei had a double bachelor's degree in Chinese and Western medicine, so I pushed my sick number to him? I'm giving him a chance to make a name for himself, how can I say it's harming him? Chen Fu said with a bitter face.

"I'm spitting at you! I've been sleeping with you on a kang for almost 30 years, and others don't know your virtue of bullying the soft and fearing the hard, I still don't know? When we first got married, you all wanted to ride on my neck and, not to mention that Long Fei was just a young man who had just arrived in your department, if you didn't want to suppress others, you wouldn't be Chen Fu! Sun Sanniang twisted her eyebrows and said.

Sun Sanniang's words were too to the point, and they went straight into Chen Fu's lungs, and this guy was speechless with his mouth open!

"Let's go, take me to meet your colleagues." Sun Sanniang let go of Chen Fu's ears and asked him to tidy up his clothes.

Xiao Wang, the waiter who had just come over, happened to hear Sun Sanniang's words, and hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, the guests in the Qianzi room, except for you, everyone else has already left." Oh, and they didn't pay when they left, as if they were going to make you pay the bill. ”

Chen Fu was dumbfounded for three seconds, and then he burst into a rage and scolded: "Gone? They're all gone? Why didn't you tell me earlier?! What kind of service attitude do you have! I'm going to complain to you! ”

"I'm sorry sir, we wanted to tell you, but you fell asleep here." Xiao Wang said neither humbly nor arrogantly, and when he said the word "here", he also glanced around the bathroom.

"I ??????" Chen Fu was almost choked to death by Xiao Wang's words, he thought about it desperately, as if people had really come to "disturb" him once, but unfortunately he soon fell asleep again, and even forgot what the waiter said to him at that time.

The thing snorted for a long time before scolding again: "These bastards are too unrighteous!" It's such a bastard to eat and wipe clean and leave like this! My conscience has given the dogs to eat, so why did I let the ghosts get confused and invite them to eat? ”

Chen Fu wanted to scold, but was rudely interrupted by Sun Sanniang: "Shut up for me!" If it weren't for Dr. Long's help today, you might have to go to court! You should treat someone to a meal! I don't think you would have let you bleed so much if you hadn't had bad intentions and were bent on suppressing people! Let's go! Come with me to the checkout! ”

Although Sun Sanniang usually speaks a little impulsively, she is a very reasonable person, although she feels sorry for her wallet, but she also knows that she can't blame Long Fei.

"I probably don't have enough money with me." Chen Fu said with a snort. The banquet at Longjiang Hotel is also divided into grades, and the general amount is only a few thousand yuan, Chen Fu didn't expect Long Fei to be so ruthless and set such a big table for a meal, so the money is a little underprepared.

"I brought it! You don't know yet, do you? Long Fei has already called me! Although they asked me to pick you up, I can hear that they asked me to pay the bill! I'm telling you, don't trouble Dr. Long again in the future! Although I have never met him, I can assume from what you have said that this is a high man, a person you need to look up to! Remember the words of the old lady. Sun Sanniang sternly admonished her husband.

"Yes, yes, well, I remember."

Although Chen Fu didn't think so, he could only promise to say yes in his mouth.

"Repeat!"

"You told me not to trouble Long Fei in the future. Long Fei is a tall man, a person I need to look up to. Chen Fu whispered.

"Well, important things are said three times. But for the sake of us being husband and wife, the remaining two times, you go home and kneel on the washboard for me! ”

While Sun Sanniang was talking, she dragged Chen Fu to the cashier to settle the bill, and the cashier had already calculated the accounts, and the total of 99,909 yuan with wine and food, 90 yuan was discounted.

Chen Fu watched his wife hand over his bank card to the cashier, and saw his wife pressing the number keys one by one with her big hand and entering the bank card password, feeling as if his heart had been cut by a knife, and the blood was dripping with yearning!

"Long Fei, Long Fei! You wait for Lao Tzu, today's account, Lao Tzu will come back with you sooner or later! ”

Chen Fu scolded secretly in his heart, but thinking about the nearly 100,000 yuan that was set aside in the account, and then thinking about Long Fei's calmness and even some contempt when facing him, his heart couldn't help but tremble a little.