Juning International Airport. A "masked thief" looked around at the pick-up gate...... Didn't find the person he needed to look for, and angrily took out his phone.

"Why didn't I see you?"

"I'm early, on the tarmac."

"Why don't you get to the airport?"

"Didn't you say it yourself? I said don't attract people's attention, so I'll wait for you directly on the parking apron, and who will recognize your Arab dress. ”

Ten minutes later, a figure appeared on the parking apron dragging luggage, and Wang Erwu hurriedly greeted him and took the suitcase.

"Hey, Egyptian today?"

"What do you mean? I knew I had brought my luggage, but I didn't come to help! Deng Shuang was very angry.

"Where do I understand your women's hearts, I was scolded when I went back, but I didn't go this time, and I was scolded." Wang Erwu raised his head helplessly and looked at the sky, "Oh my God! Cooperate with the point, float some snowflakes! I'm a Dou E. ”

"Be quiet! If my identity is revealed, don't talk about Dou E, I'll turn you into a moth! By the way, you will crash headlong into your taillight! ”

"Don't be so bloody, it's the unit's car, it was damaged, I can't afford to pay for it, but, speaking of compensation...... You should have brought money this time, right? ”

"Nope! Didn't you see me coming alone? I deliberately turned out my agent. ”

"Your middle-aged mother, why is she stricter than my mother? When you're out and about, you have to bring a little bit of entanglement? Can you usually brush your face when you eat and buy things? ”

"I rushed over as soon as I finished filming, it's too late!" Deng Shuang pretended to be aggrieved.

"Filming? Looking at your makeup, it should be the ninth part of "The Mummy", right? Why don't you stop in the pyramid and have some treasure or something? I can also use it for some living expenses. But...... A big name like you always brings something valuable with you when you go out, right? Like what pure gold watches? Diamond necklaces? Limited edition earrings? Moonlight treasure box or something? ”

"Producer Wang! You're so poor anyway, why don't you sell the car your unit sent you? That's a faster way to cash! Don't bother anyone else. ”

"yes, good idea. Then you quickly get into your own suitcase. Wang Erwu looked serious.

"Why?" Deng Shuang's face was full of doubts.

"The cars are all sold, and we have to walk. In order to hide people's eyes and ears, and not to let you, a big star, go too far and too far, you can only hide in the suitcase for the time being, and I will drag you away, killing two birds with one stone, killing two birds with one stone! As soon as Wang Erwu's words fell, he felt a sharp pain in his arm.

"Oh, you're a big star, and you actually bite people...... Oops! Help me! ……”

On-board ...... Wang Erwu sat in the co-pilot, silently defending......

In the back seat, Deng Shuang comfortably took out his headphones and listened to the downloaded music.

"Find a place to eat, I'm hungry." Deng Shuang said casually.

Wang Erwu said to the driver, "Go down to Hexi Bridge, there is a pet store over there, let's go buy some dog food and prepare it first." ”

"Mr. Wang, do you have a dog at home?" The driver asked curiously.

"Yes, I just bought it, little Chow Chow, look at this tooth mark on my hand."

"Why do your dogs still bite?"

"Yes, this dog thing, you can't keep it! Let her eat this meal first, and come to my house tomorrow to eat dog meat hot pot! ”

Bang! A cushion was thrown from the back row and hit Wang Erwu's head.

"Ahh Not alive anymore! I've heard about animal cruelty, but I didn't expect the tragedy to happen to me, and there was a vicious incident of pet attacking people! Wang Erwu huddled in a corner with a cushion and let out a mouse-like cry.

The driver looked dumbfounded, and he didn't expect that the big star, who has always been known for his innocence, would be so popular in private, "Mr. Wang, where are you going?" ”

Wang Erwu squeezed out his head weakly, "Did you bring any money?" Lend me two hundred. ”

"Mr. Wang, my wife is in charge of my money, my pocket money is only two hundred a month, and now I have one hundred left." The driver said innocently.

Wang Erwu sat up from his chair and said angrily, "Alas! You unproductive! A big man, he only takes a hundred yuan when he goes out, isn't it a shame to lose it? It's as if we're a bunch of poor bastards! Next time I tell your wife, just say that I stipulated, all the men in the column group, you must bring more money when you go out! How sad it is to know a poor man like you! Give me the 100 yuan first, and 100 more, just when you owe me, when will your wife give you the money, you remember to pay me back 100, you must remember! ”

“Almost.on.a.par。” Deng Shuang shook his head and said at the same time.

The driver was confused and looked at Wang Erwu, "What do you mean?" ”

"How do I know! However, I have a friend who told me that when a woman speaks to a man, as long as the man doesn't understand, that's what it means......" Wang Erwu touched his chin.

"I said, what kind of education do you have as a producer? English, you and I pretend you don't understand? Deng Shuang was driven crazy by the two of them.

"Hehe, big star, you misunderstood, I've never liked to pretend to be a ...... I really don't understand! ”

"I don't know if it's my delusion, you're so humble that I think you're proud, I'm really defeated by you......"

Wang Erwu looked at the driver stupidly, "What?" Is it a pride not to understand English? ”

The driver nodded weakly, "Well, from the side, it reflects the noble sentiments of the two of us who know the country, love the country, and be loyal to the country, and patriotism is a banner that mobilizes and inspires the Chinese people to unite and struggle, and is the common spiritual pillar of the people of all ethnic groups." As sons and daughters of China, we have a sense of pride and a manifestation of instinct! Since China's accession to the WTO, the eyes of the world have begun to focus on this ......"

"Okay, okay, it's okay to make a point, you don't need to argue a point! But what you say is indeed very reasonable, the Chinese dream...... It's my dream too! ”

"Are you two finished? Are you driving me crazy? Deng Shuang finally couldn't stand it anymore and loudly stopped their conversation.

"There's pressure to be motivated! People are forced out, either driven crazy or forced to be more diligent. If it is the former, it means that you are still a little lacking in mental endurance and are easily stimulated. According to medical clinical practice, you may have a precursor to mental illness, and the use of TCM syndrome differentiation treatment can achieve better results. Traditional Chinese medicine through guò qi and blood, nourishing the heart and soothing the nerves, opening the mind and awakening the brain and other treatments, combined with acupuncture and moxibustion to regulate the brain nerves, there are no side effects at all, I wish you a speedy recovery! ”

"You! I...... Alas......" Deng Shuang was so angry that he was incoherent.

"Relax! Pay attention to mediating the situation, come and follow me, take a deep breath...... Inhale...... Exhale ...... "Wang Eryi, this is serious."

The driver looked at Wang Erwu in surprise, "Mr. Wang, how do you feel that you are teaching big stars to have children?" Could it be that you are also involved in the work of a midwife? ”

"You know what? The most important thing in Chinese medicine is to mediate yin and yang! It is the same as the concept of Tai Chi, which is that one life gives birth to two, two gives birth to three, and three gives birth to all things...... This midwifery also needs to mediate the feelings of pregnant women, which is the same as treating neuropathy! Oh, sorry, not neurotic, it's psychotic. ”

"Ahh A high-pitched voice rang out, followed by a flurry of dolphin sounds......

The driver hurriedly rolled down all the windows.

Wang Erwuyi was stunned, "Why are you opening the window?" ”

"The decibel value of a big star, I'm afraid of shattering the glass!"

Wang Erwu looked at Deng Shuang, who was holding a kitchen knife, and then glanced at the driver playfully, and said with a crying voice, "I am a close friend, and I am very good, and now, the grave grass has been promised...... In the past, the joke was behind the will, and now it is in front of us, and when it comes to April next year, a wisp of smoke and dust will be a bouquet of flowers...... Brothers! Go all the way! Let's live in the next life...... Good bye! ”