Chapter 487: I Hope You Can Laugh
In the blink of an eye, it was afternoon.
Mystic Valley Wilderness Survival Theory Exam.
Xiao Fei, who had a piece of white tape on his head, was simply mad, and at his request, he not only increased the number of invigilators, but also arranged a content that most candidates could not accept: body search!
It was not a simple body search, but it was divided into two groups and stripped naked!
The female student's face was red when she was searched, and she left the room with her head down. The male students did not have a good temper, and they were all full of resentment.
Guan Yue, the leader of the second group, scolded when he came out: "Tam's, who came up with this ghost idea, the pants have to be taken off, the place with a big palm, the real Tamu is strange, can you hide books or books, grandma is a bear!" ”
Ma Chaoqun, the leader of the third group, was also stripped naked and searched, and his face was pale with anger, but unfortunately he was a university physical education teacher, so he was not good at scolding, so he had to "how can this be justified", and he was obviously not angry.
The most relaxed in the crowd were Longjiang and impotence.
Impotence has been searched, not afraid at all, anyway, there is nothing to do with him, the body is searched, the fat is taken off and taken off, a few clothes, just looking at the staff as if they are facing a great enemy, just feel funny, and keep squeezing their eyebrows with Longjiang all the way, and they are very happy.
When I returned to the room at noon, the small fragments of Longjiang were hidden early, but it was just a cloud pattern jade that was more troublesome.
However, this also did not bother him.
Body search? Well, with a slight slip of the hand, the small piece of jade was stuffed into the staff's pocket.
Anyway, it doesn't have much weight, and no one can find out.
Are you done searching? That's better, taking advantage of the gap in the clothes, the hand gently pulled, and the piece of jade automatically ran back into his hand. This craft is Longjiang's favorite, and I remember learning it with a swarm of bees, Sister Wuyun and the big-headed bee. Thirty-six road piracy, he has never forgotten.
As soon as he went out, the piece of jade automatically ran back to his neck.
After all the body searches were over, naturally, Instructor Xiao Fei didn't find anything, but he didn't give up yet, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that there were ghosts inside. However, fortunately, the afternoon exam is his main question, so these two guys shouldn't be able to cheat, right?
But he still doesn't feel at ease, he doesn't stare at it personally, and he always doesn't know the bottom in his heart.
This time, he changed the target of surveillance, and the dead fat man looked stupid, so it shouldn't be a big problem.
The crux of the matter seems to be the blackface kid.
Therefore, since the bell in the examination room rang, he took the initiative to stand beside Long Jiang, motionless, and personally watched Long Jiang answer the questions.
As a result, Instructor Xiao Fei almost collapsed again.
Damn it!
This damn black-faced kid is not only very skilled in answering questions, but, most of the most incredible things, most of the answers are actually correct! God, is there really a genius in this world who can answer the questions after just reading the textbook for one day?
Xiao Fei's memory is very clear, there is a question in it, which is obviously beyond the scope of the lecture, just in the appendix of the textbook, there are some data and hints, it is difficult for any student to answer completely correctly. Unless, you can dig out the textbook.
However, this damn fellow, with words in his mouth, actually answered them all! And, the answers are all correct!
By the way, there are words in the mind!
Xiao Fei's eyes lit up, as if he had found a problem, he motioned to the staff and took Long Jiang to the corridor outside the examination room, ready to interrogate him harshly.
Long Jiang was very cooperative, and was brought out without saying a word.
In the corridor, Xiao Fei looked at Long Jiang viciously, with a cold light in his triangular eyes: "Boy, don't play tricks with me, I warn you, you have to obey the rules!" But you're still not honest, hurry up and explain. ”
Long Jiang's face was full of confusion, and he spread his hands: "Instructor, what's wrong with me?" ”
"What's in your mouth?"
"What do you hear?" Long Jiang turned his head and asked the staff next to him suspiciously, and the other party shook his head.
"Isn't this over, instructor, I didn't affect others? Is it a violation of discipline to read questions silently? Long Jiang's eyes widened, and even, in order to strengthen his tone, he shrugged his shoulders.
"Anyway, it just won't work!" Xiao Fei was impatient, waved his hand arrogantly, and frowned tightly, this kid is really troublesome.
"Instructor, have you ever played with a woman?" Long Jiang scratched his head, changed his tone, and asked very sincerely.
"Uh, woman? Of course! Xiao Fei was stunned, but his face immediately turned red, and he shouted loudly: "Boy, I warn you, don't talk about things that have nothing to do with the exam." Also, I'm asking you, not you, so you shut up for me. ”
"Rest the rage, rest the rage, instructor!" Long Jiang smiled and narrowed his eyes, and suddenly asked, "Lord Instructor, when the dry girl is cool, don't squeak in your mouth, or do you want to shout twice?" There was already a bit of shamelessness in his tone.
"Nonsense!" At the mention of women, Xiao Fei somehow became energetic, his eyes shone astringently, and he replied casually: "You Tamu is stupid, don't you call it when you're dry?" It's not unpleasant, it's cool when it's called! ”
However, seeing the staff next to him hurriedly hanging his head, he immediately retracted his words vigilantly and said seriously: "Bastard! Don't talk nonsense, boy, be honest! ”
Long Jiang glanced at Xiao Fei seriously, put away his smile, and said sincerely:
"Instructor, you know how to call when you're dry, and you have to call it when I'm happy to answer the question, if you don't call it, it's cool if you call it! Isn't that what you said? ”
Xiao Fei: "......"
Long Jiang glanced at Xiao Fei's already blackened face and added:
"Besides, Instructor, I didn't affect others, don't forget, I called silently. There are 48 rules in the examination room, and none of them stipulate that students cannot read silently. So, I went in and answered the quiz. Please, don't interrupt me when I'm cool, that's rude. ”
After that, Long Jiang ignored Xiao Fei, who was full of black lines, pushed the door into the examination room, and continued to be "cool". Only the back of Xiao Fei's head was left.
The staff hurriedly asked: "Instructor, do you need to get this guy back?" ”
Xiao Fei was angry, his chest rose and fell, his thin lips trembled, and it took a while before he squeezed out one word: "Get out!" ”
……
The tormented theory exam is finally over.
Fourteen exhausted students walked out of the examination room with different expressions, and after a brief wash, Yuguan entered the dining room and prepared for a big meal.
After all, after a hard day's work, the mind needs to be nourished, and, most importantly, tomorrow's exam is one of the most physically demanding activities – a combat challenge.
The aroma in the restaurant, all kinds of mouth-watering delicacies, placed on the long stainless steel table of the buffet, fastened with a thermostatic cover, just waiting for the instructor to announce the results of the answers, the students began to eat.
The first group sat in the front row as usual, and Duan Fa was full of confidence and joy. Obviously, he did well.
"Team leader, I guess you can get a total score of more than 160 in the two subjects this time." Miscellaneous Mao flatteringly handed over a bottle of kvass and opened it for Duan Fa.
"160 points? How can that, at least 170 points! The crab glared at the miscellaneous hair in dissatisfaction, and said mysteriously: "Team leader, it is said that in the exam 10 years ago, the highest score just got 150 points, and you will definitely get the first place in the class." ”
Duan Fei took the soda reservedly, took a sip comfortably, patted the two guys on the shoulder, and said proudly: "It doesn't matter how many you have, the key is the points!" As long as I get enough points, hehe, it doesn't matter if you fall behind today, because, from tomorrow onwards, I'll cover you. Hey, hey, fighting ......"
His expression was cold, and his gaze suddenly became vicious.
At the gate, Longjiang Impotence and Han Qingyan entered the restaurant with a smile and a smile.
"Team leader, what do you think these pennies are doing? These guys, it's good to pass the exam. Miscellaneous hair looked at Longjiang Road with hatred.
"Pass?" The crab shook his head: "The instructor has taken these two guys out many times, obviously suspecting them of cheating, hehe, just their virtue, I still want to pass, don't dream." I think it's going to end up in a dozen points. ”
Duan Fa smiled proudly, as the only prince of the secret gate, the family had already secretly communicated with Instructor Xiao Fei in advance, this exam, at least the afternoon exam, he was victorious.
He drank the soda in one gulp, pinched the can hard, and nodded: "Yes, in today's exam, I can score more than 160 points, which is at least 25 points when converted into points, and I can get rid of each of them with more than 10 points, and fight tomorrow, haha, it's just a pity for Yanzi, this girl is so beautiful." It's a pity to have a bunch of pig-like teammates. ”
The music sounded, and the three chiefs walked in solemnly, Ye Zimei nodded her head, holding a blank piece of paper in her hand, followed with a poker face, and walked into the restaurant.
The students immediately fell silent, their expressions were nervous, their eyes were motionless, staring at the white paper in Ye Zimei's hand, obviously, what was recorded there was the result of this exam.
However, Ye Zimei did not read it, and the first to speak was a poker face.
"Tomorrow's martial arts exam is divided into two stages, with 10 points for each victory, 5 points for each draw, and zero points for failure. Remember, the unit is points! ”
Poker looked at the students around him with an expressionless face, and continued:
"In the first stage, play electric, virtual fighting; In the second stage, heads-up, draw lots, do not play round-robin, knockout rounds, and finally determine the top three. ”
He looked at the students with nervous faces, and spit out a few words coldly: "It's not okay to be killed, it doesn't matter if you are disabled." Do you guys have questions? ”
The atmosphere was dull, and the students looked at each other, but no one spoke. Only Duan Fa sat up straight proudly.
Suddenly, a dry voice sounded: "Sir, how do you count points for abstention?" When they looked back, it was a pale Potter, his gaze dodging behind his glasses.
The students burst into laughter.
"Potter, it's really yours, 30 points will be deducted for abstention!"
", 5 points for abstention."
"Abstaining? Reward a! Ha ha! ”
In particular, the first group almost laughed and fell, and the miscellaneous monster said in a strange voice: "Don't abstain!" Unless stripped naked, learn to bark dogs. ”
The crab laughed and said, "No, you should learn to bark as a donkey." Several people giggled and burst into laughter.
Suddenly, there was a loud noise among the students, everyone stopped talking, turned their heads to look over, it turned out that impotence couldn't help but slap the table and curse in his mouth and wanted to stand up and fight.
Long Jiang grabbed him, sighed and said loudly: "Ah Yi, sit down for me!" Don't you see your Excellency talking? Don't ask, Potter, what is the right to abstain? That bunch of is worth your abstention? He pointed in the direction of Duan Fa.
It's actually the middle finger!
The three people in the first group had gloomy faces, and they immediately stopped smiling, especially Duan Fa, whose eyes were full of resentment, and said gloomily: "Long Jiang, the exam results are about to be announced, don't be complacent, hum, just wait and cry." ”
"That's it! All sit down! Want to rebel? Ye Zimei snorted, interrupting the tense atmosphere in the restaurant, she glanced at Long Jiang deeply, and shook off the paper in her hand: "Now I announce the exam results." ”
The chaotic students immediately fell silent. The room was silent.
"1st place overall ......"
Duan Fa sat up straight triumphantly, and he felt that all the eyes of the students in the room were looking at him. The feeling of the stars holding the moon is really great!
The miscellaneous hairs and the crab squeezed each other's eyes, and craned their necks, full of anticipation.
"The first place in the overall score is - Longjiang. A total of 199 points. ”
"What?" Duan Fa was taken aback, he almost didn't sit on the ground, he couldn't believe his ears, even the miscellaneous hairs and crabs were stunned.
Unexpectedly, the blows came one after another.
"Tied for second place, Yang Dawei and Wang Porter, with a total of 197 points."
"Impossible!" Duan Fa's mouth opened wide in surprise, and the big one could be stuffed into a fist.
"The third place in the overall score, Han Qingyan, a total of 195 points."
"......" Duan Fa was speechless.
"Fourth place, Zhu Xiaoguang, 190 points."
Duan's face is like ashes.