Chapter 15: The 'Marriage Agency' That Made Coal for Ghosts
Yao Daoren wanted to tell them what he had just seen, but he was afraid of scaring the two of them, so he thought about it again and again, and finally told the matter. Brother Mengyao didn't know a lot about this kind of thing, so no matter what Yao Daoren did, she couldn't say NO. On the contrary, after listening to Yao Daoren's story about the situation in the courtyard just now, Ge Yangzi and his wife turned dark for a whole circle. Anxiously pulled him and asked what to do.
He was also impatient, and he didn't say anything but said: "What are you anxious about, no matter how anxious you are, you have to eat and sleep, what time is this, if you don't rest, don't say that it is Boss Ge's first seventh, even if it is the first seven of the Great Immortal, I can't save you." An irritated face was revealed. Ge Yangzi and his daughter-in-law were also frightened by him, and they were stunned and stopped talking.
Brother Mengyao smashed his mouth, and a pair of eyes stared at him. Yao Daoren was also speechless by this gaze, and turned his head slowly: "What are you looking at?" ”
"I'll see if you took the medicine today or who owes you money, otherwise it's like a machine gun." sat on the chair on the side and continued: "I haven't spared anyone since I came back, and my temper is also terrible, who provoked you?" ”
His eyes dodged back and forth, and Yao Daoren's mouth was deflated: "No one provoked me, but I was tired from rushing over early and taking a day's flight, and there are so many unclean things guarding outside, can't I feel unhappy?" Raise your head and nostrils at Brother Mengyao.
She stopped talking and glanced at Ge Yangzi. Ge Yangzi also received Brother Mengyao's gaze, and sighed and hurriedly said to the daughter-in-law beside him: "You hurry up and clean up the two rooms." ”
Ge Yangzi's daughter-in-law quickly turned around and went to prepare when she heard this, but as soon as she turned around, she thought of something, and pulled Ge Yangzi's voice was not loud or small: "Yangzi, there is only one vacant room." Wasn't the other room put out as a warehouse before, and if it was to be cleaned up this time, it wouldn't be finished tomorrow morning. ”
This temporary situation, the four of them did not expect. Brother Mengyao's face didn't change much, he took out his mobile phone from his body, and when he saw that the time was already more than nine o'clock, he immediately spoke: "Auntie, one room is one room." I have nothing to do with my uncle, I just sleep all night. ”
"That's not going to work! How can a little girl sleep in a room with a man. In this way, you sleep with your aunt tonight, and I will let the rice and the master sleep in the same room. Ge Yangzi's daughter-in-law was also frightened by Brother Mengyao's words. Despite the fact that it is already an era of advanced technology. But this old idea cannot be abandoned. And Ge Yangzi's daughter-in-law was born in the countryside, and this concept is even deeper.
Yao Daoren didn't expect Brother Meng Yao to say this suddenly, the expression on his face eased when he was unconscious, but he said in his mouth: "Don't bother you, Mr. Ge has been back for a long time, and there are still things to do tomorrow." Although I have posted the town house tranquility charm here. But in case it's useless to that Boss Ge, Mr. Ge can still protect you. This girl is born with a yin physique, and sleeping with you is conducive to those things coming in. After glancing at Brother Mengyao, he extinguished Ge Yangzi's daughter-in-law's words.
"Master, this" looked at Yao Daoren in embarrassment. Mr. Ge pulled her and then spoke: "Since the master said so, there is nothing to do. The bed in that room was originally reserved for our future children, it was not very big, but the two of us could still sleep. If Miss Dream doesn't want to, I can spread the quilt on the floor, but I have to ask the master to sleep on the floor all night. ”
said this before and after, Brother Meng Yao is not a thoughtful person. After thinking about it, he shook his head: "Forget it, let's make do with it overnight." It's not hot at night in May, if the uncle catches a cold, his physique will be weak, and he will definitely not be able to clean up Boss Ge tomorrow night. ”
Hearing her say this, Yao Daoren's eyes turned to look at her side face and suddenly hooked the corners of his mouth: "I haven't slept overnight, and the floor will be lit up." He got up and dusted off his body: "Take us to the room, as for this meal, let's save it for tomorrow morning, I'm too tired to do it." ”
Brother Mengyao followed behind him, his face full of disgust: "Yao Daoren, you don't know how to take a bath before going to bed." ”
Snorted from his nose: "Hmph." Do not wash. ”
Ge Yangzi and his daughter-in-law watched the two of them chattering in the back, as if they had guessed something, but they didn't say anything to each other.
Although Brother Yao Dao said that he would not take a bath, he finally obediently went to the bathroom with his pajamas. By the time everything was cleaned up, it was already around half past ten. Ge Yangzi and his daughter-in-law have been sleeping for a long time. But Yao Daoren and Brother Mengyao didn't fall asleep for a long time.
It's not because the bed is small, but it feels special to sleep together, like a couple sleeping in the same bed.
He turned around with a pout. Brother Mengyao took a deep breath from his nose, Yao Daoren turned his back to her and heard the sound of her nose inhaling, turned around cautiously, and poked her back with his finger.
The bed is about one meter three. Because Brother Mengyao and Yao Dao are not fat, it is more than enough to sleep together. Qinzi's daughter-in-law was afraid that something would suddenly happen in the middle of the night, so she gave them two quilts, one bed for Yao Dao and one bed for Brother Mengyao, so that it didn't seem that the two of them were sleeping in the same bed.
As soon as he was stunned and asleep, Brother Yao was poked in the back, and he turned around with a pair of misty eyes: "Why are you doing, I don't sleep in the middle of the night, I'm about to fall asleep and be woken up by you." ”
The night outside also looks good, it's not exactly dark. The moonlight poured in through the curtains, illuminating Brother Mengyao's face very brightly. Yao Daoren was very close to her, so he could clearly see that she was sleeping hazy. How so? It's cute, so cute that you want to kiss it.
Holding back a smile, he said: "You can still sleep, get up and chat with me, and tell me about the princess in your apartment next door." ”
With his mouth sleepy, he kept pouring out, and his head rubbed against Yao Daoren, directly into his arms. This frightened Yao Daoren, his mouth was wide open, and he lowered his head to look at Brother Meng Yao's side face.
"Hey, hey, stinky girl, wake up, hey." pushed her, but Brother Meng Yao still didn't wake up. In the end, she couldn't stand the noise, so she slurred her words: "Don't be noisy, sleepy." ”
Yao Daoren immediately shut up when he spoke. But as soon as his mouth was closed, he found that Brother Meng Yao didn't know when he got into his bed, and the other leg had climbed on top of him.
Speechlessly, he glanced at the night sky outside, but said indignantly: "This girl doesn't know if she has been eaten and wiped clean." With a sigh, he pulled Brother Mengyao's quilt over and covered his body. I couldn't push it away, so I could only hold her to sleep.
I didn't say anything all night, and I slept peacefully, and there was nothing wrong with Ge Yanzi's daughter-in-law.
Early the next morning, Yao Daoren was woken up by Brother Mengyao. Why? In fact, Brother Meng Yao felt itchy on his body after falling asleep, so he instinctively reached out to scratch it. But who knew that she slept with Yao Daoren, and she also slept with him in a quilt, so she scratched Yao Daoren, who was sleeping innocently. Zhengxiang, who was sleeping originally, was suddenly scratched by her, and of course woke up.
He couldn't sleep anymore when he woke up. I just got up from the bed, washed up and went out. It was still early, around seven or eight o'clock in the morning, Ge Yangzi's daughter-in-law woke up at six or seven o'clock in the morning, got up early and made things in the kitchen. Seeing Yao Daoren yawning out, he immediately ran out of the kitchen, and without saying hello, he directly asked, "Master, where is Miss Meng?" Awake? ”
There was something in the words of this question, Yao Daoren was not a fool, yawned and waved his hand and replied casually: "Still asleep." ”
A simple sentence sent her away.
"Didn't anything happen last night?" With that, she sat down again. Yao Daoren looked at her half-squinted: "Sister-in-law, what else do you want to happen?" ”
"Oh, how do I hope something happens to you, it's okay, and the meal will be ready soon. Master, hurry up and clean up. ”
Ge Yangzi's daughter-in-law's face was a little embarrassed, and she quickly got up and beckoned him, turned around and entered the kitchen again. Yao Daoren didn't do anything superfluous, went back to the room and cleaned up the things he brought over yesterday, and drew a few charms casually. After the painting, breakfast was ready, and Brother Mengyao also got up.
Probably in a daze, Brother Mengyao didn't remember the situation last night at all, Yao Daoren kept reminding her on the side, but she said that she didn't know anything. After asking a few times, he didn't bother to continue asking. After breakfast, he nested in the room to draw talismans and read things, and Brother Mengyao went out for a walk with Ge Yangzi's daughter-in-law when he was fine, and the whole village knew her after he came back at noon. Even when eating at noon, people would greet the courtyard as soon as they passed by the door, and most of them greeted Brother Mengyao.
Yao Daoren eats the rice in the bowl. After only a few bites, someone came over to say hello, and by the time the bowl of rice was finished, there were already more than ten people who greeted them. From behind the rice bowl, he looked at Brother Meng Yao with a puzzled look: "You have met a lot of people with your sister-in-law this morning." ”
Proudly raised his head: "No, this village is not so big, just talk a few words." Yao Daoren didn't bother to look at her with a heavenly expression. Asked Ge Yangzi to add rice and continue to eat.
"Master, you don't know, Meng Mengke can speak. Cultural people are different, what they say is something that we can understand and get along, the old people in the village like Meng Meng, and they still shout that when she is fine, she will go out and chat with them. Even Xunzi likes Meng Meng very much. ”
Pick-up vegetables. Ge Yangzi's daughter-in-law suddenly said such a sentence. Yao Daoren raised his head to look at her and frowned, "Looking for a son? ”
"Oh, that's right, Master. That Xunzi is the girl I said before, her family's surname is Xun, we don't understand anything, and she didn't say her name, so we called her Xunzi together, which is simple and easy to remember and good to hear. Ge Yangzi hurriedly explained. Yao Daoren was about to ask again, when he remembered a loud voice at the door.
"Sister-in-law, is Meng Meng at home?" This voice is okay, not big or small, but it is straightforward.
As soon as Sister-in-law Qin heard this shout, her eyes immediately bent into slits, and she quickly put down the dishes and chopsticks, wiped her apron and got up: "Say Cao Cao Cao arrived, we were just talking about you, and you came." ”
The person who came was looking for a son. Brother Mengyao also hurriedly put down the dishes and chopsticks and got up.
Yao Daoren looked at her from behind the bowl, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, poor temperament, and a mole at the corner of her mouth, especially the one with the beads in her eyes. He didn't have a good impression at first glance, and couldn't help but look at her face. The forehead is okay, not full but not very potholed, and the earlobes are not big or small. Although the eyebrows are thick and the eyes are big, it is not easy to provoke unclean things, but generally women with this kind of face have basically no benefits in their feelings and lives. After thinking about it, it's no wonder that her husband died in the coal mine and didn't get compensation.
sighed. Just as he was eating a bite of food, Xunzi suddenly came over: "This is the master you said can help us?" Before Yao Daoren could react or understand what was going on, his arm was touched, and the greasy touch made him uncomfortable.
Sister-in-law Qin looked at her with a smile and replied, "Yes, it's this master, Meng Meng came with him." ”
Brother Mengyao saw that she was doing something to Yao Daoren, and a feeling of unhappiness rose in his heart, but he was still smiling on his face and dragged Xunzi over with both hands: "Sister Xun." What are you looking for me? ”
As soon as these words came out, Xunzi immediately came back to his senses and hurriedly said: "Oh, look at my brain, how can I forget my business." With that, he pulled out a photo from his body. Brother Mengyao's gaze turned to him. It was a student photo, and it was a boy. The corners of his mouth are white and clean, and his face is quite good-looking.
"Xunzi, what do you mean?" Sister-in-law Qin saw that she took out the photo and immediately asked. Yao Daoren and Ge Yangzi couldn't help but poke their heads over, but Xunzi put the photo away again. The eyes were bent into crescents: "I didn't tell you about a boy in our agency this morning, a very handsome guy." His family has money, and his grandfather is leaving, so I want to see him get married before leaving, and I heard that our agency is better, so I introduced that guy here. I've been worrying about this recently, and this is the first business after the thousand-knife Ge Tianliang smashed my store, and I'm precious. When I saw Meng Meng early this morning, I felt that I had found someone. He took Brother Mengyao over: "The guy before also said his own standards, I searched for a long time and didn't find it, but Meng Meng I was very agreeable when I saw it." I'm glad in my heart. ”
Raising her eyebrows, she thought of it, and looked at her with a smile: "Sister Xun, do you mean to introduce me to him?" ”
"Isn't that what it means?" Hearing her words, Xunzi immediately replied, with joy on his face.
Yao Daoren's eyebrows darkened, and he immediately pulled Brother Mengyao over, and looked coldly at Xunzi's warning opening: "Meng Meng is only fifteen years old, still in junior high school, and there is a father, a mother and a grandmother at home. It's not appropriate to find someone right now, so you'd better go find someone else. Yao Daoren suddenly appeared in front of Brother Meng Yao, startling Sister-in-law Qin and Xunzi.
She immediately said, "Master, this is a good thing. If Meng Meng's parents knew that they would definitely agree, and the other party was still rich and handsome, what was there to find fault with. ”
"No matter how rich and handsome she is, you can find someone else, she is really too small and inappropriate." Yao Daoren wanted to send the son away, but the son should not be searched. Hearing this, he immediately snorted with a cold face: "Master." You are not Meng Meng, why did your parents help her make a decision, are you willing to ask Meng Meng about this, right? His mouth was in the direction of Brother Meng Yao.
When the sister-in-law saw that the atmosphere was stiff, she quickly stretched out her hand and slapped a handful of arrows. Ge Yangzi immediately came up and stood in the middle of the two as peacemakers: "Master, Xunzi, don't quarrel, they are all from the villagers, how bad it is to quarrel." Since it's for Miss Meng, it's better to let Miss Dream decide, no matter how much you two fight, there is no conclusion, but it makes Miss Dream embarrassed. ”
This sentence completely pulled the freezing point of the two people to the limit. Brother Mengyao didn't understand the current situation, and when he heard this, he was immediately stunned, looking at Yao Daoren's already black face like carbon, he scratched his hair embarrassedly and said, "Sister Xun, it's not that I don't agree, in fact, the current situation doesn't allow it." I'm only fifteen years old, I haven't finished my studies yet, and I'll regret it for the rest of my life if I just get married. Besides, it's impossible for my family to agree to this, they are not greedy for money, and they won't tell me because the other party has money, anyway, I can't fall in love now, I'm sorry, Sister Xun. ”
Brother Mengyao's refusal was tactful, unlike Yao Daoren's veto. Although it is not easy to hang on Xunzi's face, but people have said that it is to this point, and there is no way to do it. His face eased and he took Brother Mengyao's hand and said with a smile: "Since you have said so, Sister Xun is embarrassed to continue, if one day you figure it out that you come to Sister Xun, Sister Xun will help you find a wishful husband." After speaking, he turned his head and left, and before leaving, he didn't forget to glare at Yao Daoren fiercely.
I cut it and didn't even look at him.
When Xunzi couldn't see the figure, Yao Dao sat down again, picked up the dishes and chopsticks, and said seemingly casually: "Brother Mengyao, if you meet this girl in the future, don't pay attention to it, especially if she wants to say that she will find you a partner, you must not agree to know?" ”
Before Brother Mengyao could ask why, Ge Yangzi, who was sitting on the side, asked first: "Why, master?" ”
Glared at him. Brother Mengyao also hurriedly asked, "Yes, uncle, why?" ”
Elegantly ate the rice in the bowl: "That woman is not an object for the living, but for a dead person." The photo of hers just now had the smell of a dying person, and it was estimated that the photo would die in a few days. If she gave you to that person before again, I'm afraid this is a yin marriage. ”
"Marriage with Yin!" These three words suddenly flashed in Brother Mengyao's mind. Sister-in-law Qin and Ge Yangzi didn't expect it, and exclaimed: "Master, you didn't lie to us, did you?" Xunzi opened a 'marriage agency', how could it be possible to find a partner for the dead. ”
"It's impossible to be a 'marriage agency' that is actually a 'marriage agency' for ghosts, and these are collectively called 'marriage agencies'. Besides, what reason do I have to lie to you? I originally came here to prepare for Boss Ge's first seven souls, and I was bored to make up this reason to lie to you. He put the chopsticks back down. Ge Yangzi saw that he had no food in the bowl and wanted to add it, but was stopped by Yao Daoren: "No need, I'm full." Hurry up and eat, we're going to get ready. ”
Sister-in-law Qin sighed, and she didn't eat anymore, but she was muttering: "How is this Xunzi an introduction to the marriage of the ghost, didn't I hear that the business was very good before, and it promoted a lot of newcomers, why did it change?" ”
Yao Daoren looked at Sister-in-law Qin not eating and chattered, and impatiently attached a sentence: "Not all people can look at each other. Only there will be no special differences between ghosts and ghosts, after all, they are dead, and they will leave in a few years after arriving in the underworld, so just pay attention to harmony. ”
As soon as she said this, Sister-in-law Qin woke up immediately, patting her head and screaming all the time.
Brother Mengyao stopped talking, and only ate a little bit of the rice in the bowl, looking preoccupied. Yao Daoren also noticed, but didn't say anything.
After eating, Ge Yangzi was called out by Yao Daoren before he had time to rest, which meant that he was asked to go outside to find a particularly old willow tree, and then pull a few on the top of the willow tree to find someone who could weave strips and bring them over with two or three whips. Ge Yangzi also knows this method, and the old man said that it is reasonable for the willow tree to fight ghosts and get shorter and shorter.
When he had said this, he hurried away. Sister-in-law didn't go anywhere in the afternoon, so she stayed at home all afternoon. And Yao Daoren took Brother Mengyao to set up a transcendence formation in the courtyard. Because there were too many ghosts gathered last night, it was impossible for Yao Daoren to deal with them all at once and then clean up Boss Ge Tianliang. So he planned to kindly overtake those ghosts in the courtyard before Ge Tianliang came back.
Yao Daoren pasted all the walls of the courtyard with 'death charms', tied a circle of red rope near the ground in the courtyard, and hung a bell at one end of the red rope. This is also to prevent those ghosts from suddenly running out of the courtyard during the overtaking.
With a pouting and watching Yao Daoren fiddling with the formation, Brother Mengyao opened his mouth curiously and asked, "Uncle, if I really agree to Sister Xun, will I become a ghost bride?" ”
"Ghost bride?" Puzzled, he stood up and looked at her. Brother Meng Yao nodded, and there was a faint mist in his eyes.
Speechlessly, he stretched out his hand and gave her a burst: "Are you still a ghost bride?" Thinking too much. Don't worry, even if you really agree and become a ghost bride, I will rescue you. ”
The words turned too fast, and Brother Mengyao couldn't bear it in his heart: "Really? ”
"Really." Without looking at her eyes, he took two steps in the middle of the formation and breathed a sigh of relief: "Okay, it's almost." ”
(To be continued.) )