In the afternoon, the choreography and directing department was very lively, and more than 20 college graduates sat in the hall and entered the conference room one by one for interviews.

There were three interviewers, Wang Erwu, Lin Xiaohan and Deputy Director Li Tao, but Mr. Li entrusted Qin Yuwei to replace him because of something temporary. Liu Ming, Zhang Yu and others searched carefully outside the conference room to see if there were any goddess-level beauties participating in the interview.

Lin Xiaohan sat in the middle, Wang Erwu and Qin Yuwei sat on both sides, and there were resumes of all the comedy talents who participated in the interview on the table.

The first one to come in was a short, thin boy who looked weak and wore a pair of small glasses, somewhat similar to the movie star Huang Yishan.

"What's your name?" Lin Xiaohan spoke first.

"Luo Sheng." The boy's voice was like a mosquito's call.

"As a qualified comedian, first of all, you must have enough confidence in yourself, because we in this industry often have to go out to collect materials, and it is inevitable that we will deal with various fields, and I hope that when you answer the next question, you can be louder and more confident." Lin Xiaohan looked at him and continued to ask, "Give you a minute to introduce yourself, we must let us deepen our impression of you, let's start." ”

"My name is Luo Sheng, I ......" Luo Sheng hesitated for a long time, probably just out of school, the first interview, and he was overly nervous, so a minute passed, and he didn't say anything, the three of them shook their heads and motioned for him to go out.

Taking advantage of the gap, Liu Ming and Zhang Yu pulled Wang Erwu out, "Brother, oh no, Director Wang, that girl over there must find a way to stay in a while, she is so beautiful, too pure, and she is likely to become the fourth goddess of our choreography and directing department!" ”

"But why should I keep her? What if she can't do this, then she can't do it, and she doesn't have the ability to work? Won't it say that I can't see it? ”

"Who just got out of school going to do that? Isn't there always a teacher to lead this, and we are both willing to play the role of this teacher! ”

"Still no! First, you belong to the typical back door this time! Second, if I really do what you want, isn't that an indirect support for you? The teacher-student love exchange was to be spurned by the world in ancient times, don't you remember the painful lesson of Guo'er and his aunt? ”

"Erwu, otherwise, you leave him, and we will take turns to invite you to dinner." Liu Ming said.

"How long will it take?" Wang Erfivean asked seriously.

"Eat as long as you want."

"Is it okay for a month?"

"No problem!"

"Deal!" After speaking, Wang Erwu returned to the conference room.

The second one who came in was Qin Yuwei, who was also a boy with glasses, but he was relatively taller than Luo Sheng.

"What's your name?" Qin Yuwei asked.

"My name is Chen Xiong!" His voice was much better than Luo Sheng just now.

"Can you tell a joke or joke in a minute and amuse us all?"

"I'm a very serious person, and I don't like to tell jokes!" Chen Xiong said.

"Okay, you can go and rest first, and call the next one in."

The third is a very good-looking young man, and it happened to be Wang Erwu's turn to ask questions.

"What's your name?"

"Xiao Luoli."

"If I'm not mistaken, you should be a man, right?"

"Uh...... Maybe that's the case, at least that's how my parents and friends around me understood it......"

"With that name, aren't you afraid of being taken away?"

Not only him, but even Lin Xiaohan and Qin Yuwei didn't know what Wang Erwu meant by this question.

"I don't know what leadership means, the younger generation is shallow and humbly seeks advice."

"Oh, haven't you heard of a great god's nickname called "Take Lori"? Aren't you called Lori? ”

"Hehe, the leader really likes to joke."

"Okay, I don't like those hypocritical, useless opening lines, let's get straight to the point, give you a minute, describe me truthfully, and start ......"

Xiao Luoli's face turned pale, and he thought, the leader must be testing me, "Your handsomeness has reached the peak, you can only understand it but not speak, the younger generation is clumsy, you can only summarize it in two words, super handsome!" ”

"Well, you persuaded me with reason, it's really much better than those who can only compliment, okay, you go back and prepare, and I'll let you know when you're officially going to work!" Wang Erwu nodded with satisfaction. Xiao Luoli also walked out happily.

"Wang Erwu! Are you here for an interview or a spoof? What the hell are you asking? Lin Xiaohan gave him a blank look.

"Comedians must be honest first, and secondly, they must have adaptability and oral expression skills, I just tested him for these two points, and he is fully qualified!"

"Say you're handsome and honest? What a typical open-eyed nonsense! It's not the pinnacle, I guess he's going to the toilet and throwing up now......"

A few more came after him, none of them were Wang Erwu's, so he didn't care, and let the two goddesses choose.

The next one to come in is a handsome guy, I have to admit that this person is the best-looking man in the choreography and directing department so far, of course, it can't be compared with Wang Erwu's image after the transformation, but as far as Wang Erwu's appearance is concerned, it is a heaven and a place.

"What's it called?" Wang Erwu asked casually.

"Zhou Feng."

"Your resume is very rich, but there is too much content, and I don't have time to read it in detail, can you briefly summarize the highlights of your resume?"

"The biggest highlight is the cover! I deliberately used PS and then printed it on photo paper. ”

"Well, you're very humorous, I wonder if you have any other specialties? For example, the perception is particularly high, and you can memorize more than 70 people behind pi and the like. ”

"I'm not good at math, but I'm good at writing."

"Looks like you're confident."

"Thank you for your appreciation."

"Since the writing is outstanding, should you be a high-achieving student in the Chinese department?"

"In front of the leader, where am I considered a top student? The class has an axe, and I don't dare to be it. Zhou Feng's face was still full of confidence.

"In that case, let's ask you a simple question. You translate a passage of classical Chinese into modern Chinese, "King Xuan of Qi will make people blow the flute, and there will be three hundred people." Nanguo priest asked for the king to blow the pipe, Xuan Wang said, and the food was hundreds of people. King Xuan died, and King Yu was established, so that he could hear it one by one, and the priest fled. "You can translate it."

Zhou Feng finally changed color, his previous self-confidence completely disappeared, and then he could only slap his swollen face and become fat, "Say, King Qi Xuan taught people to brag and accepted three hundred apprentices, and later a person called a priest from Nanguo City asked King Qi Xuan to accept him as an apprentice, and King Qi Xuan said, I can eat the food of hundreds of people in one meal, do you still want to apprentice?" Later, King Qi Xuan should have eaten too much, and he died, and before he died, he set up King Xuan, and King Xuan wanted to inquire about the cause of King Xuan's death, so he asked one by one among all King Xuan's apprentices, and the priest knew that there was a big deal on the stall, so he ran away! Is that so? Zhou Feng was already sweating profusely after speaking.

Wang Erwu smiled, "It's a good thing for young people to be confident, but they must not be indiscriminate!" It's a simple idiom, but you can't translate it. ”

"Are you talking about the story of indiscriminate refill?" Zhou Feng suddenly realized that he regretted it.

The next interview was relatively easy, and in a blink of an eye, it was the last one, which was the beautiful woman Liu Ming and Zhang Yu begged Wang Erwu to stay.

"Hello three teachers! My name is Zhao Ling'er! "This beauty is really compared with Lin Xiaohan and Qin Yuwei, but she is relatively lacking in social experience, and she is less mature and stable, of course, this is more fatal for men.

"I haven't asked you yet, what are you in a hurry to introduce?" Wang Erwu said, because this Zhao Ling'er happened to be in charge of him.

"I'm sorry, teacher, the student was abrupt."

"Okay, now I ask you, you just need to nod your head, you don't need to speak, you hear clearly, just nod, don't shake your head, understand?"

Zhao Ling'er nodded.

"Literate?" Zhao Ling'er nodded.

"Can you communicate with everyone in Chinese simply? For example, do you know how to use basic words like hello, sorry, goodbye, etc.? Zhao Ling'er nodded again.

"Well, good, I'm not the most handsome man you've ever met." Zhao Ling'er chuckled and nodded.

"Then you'll definitely invite me to dinner when you have time, right?" Zhao Ling'er nodded again.

"Good! Congratulations, you've been accepted......"