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"Because of this ghost problem, the ratings of Blue Ocean Satellite TV have soared so much??" Li Baoping's eyes were full of disbelief. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Zhang Liang nodded: "Yes, now the question of how many steps to put the elephant in the refrigerator has become popular on the Internet." ”

"This kind of illogical question can also be fired, how can there be an elephant in the refrigerator." Li Baoping said with a frown.

"But it did catch fire." Zhang Liang whispered.

"And what's the answer to that question?" Li Baoping asked again.

"Three steps." Zhang Liang replied.

"Three steps??" Li Baoping looked puzzled.

Zhang Liang then explained: "The first step is to open the refrigerator door, the second step is to put the elephant in the refrigerator, and the third step is to close the refrigerator door, a total of three steps. ”

"Is that okay??" After learning the answer, Li Baoping couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth: "Just this TM problem can be popular, those viewers are crazy." ”

"Inside, Director Li has a follow-up question." Zhang Liang added.

"What's the follow-up?" Li Baoping asked.

"Say, the zoo held an all-animal conference, who didn't go?" Zhang Liang asked.

Li Baoping looked puzzled again: "Who didn't go?" How do I know this headless and brainless! ”

"Elephant, it's freezing in the freezer!" Zhang Liang revealed the answer.

"......" Li Baoping was speechless for a while: "What is the vest?" ”

Zhang Liang replied with a bitter face: "That vest is a little joke. ”

"Jokes? Can a joke be so popular? Tell me what the joke is. Li Baoping said with a frown.

"Okay." Zhang Liang nodded, cleared his throat and said: "Say, there is a tiger who was bitten by a snake, and the tiger was in a hurry, so he wanted to trample the snake to death, chase and chase, chase to a small river, this snake went into the water all of a sudden, and the tiger waited on the riverbank, I don't believe you can't come out." After a while, a king came out of it, and the tiger went up and held it down, and I don't know you if you wear a vest? ”

Zhang Liang spoke vividly, and he laughed after speaking.

And Li Baoping listened to this joke but his face was gloomy, he is the chief director of the Spring Festival Gala, and the vest is the "standard" of the directors' dress, today Li Baoping happened to be wearing a work vest, so Zhang Liang inadvertently scolded him when he told the joke of the vest.

"Uh...... Director Li, this ......" Zhang Liang didn't notice until he finished telling the joke, Li Baoping was wearing a vest, stammered a few words, and hurriedly said: "That's not what I said, it was a king who drilled into the water, and a snake came out after the incident, and the tiger said, sample, I still know you if you take off the vest!" ”

After Zhang Liang finished speaking, he was stupid again, and Li Baoping took off the vest on his body directly because of the joke of the angry vest......

"Uh...... Director Li, you ......" Zhang Liang cried with a sad face, and whispered: "What are you doing with me with a vest......

Thanks to Li Baoping's cooperation, Zhang Liang finished the whole joke.

And a similar scene is constantly being staged all over the country, and countless people wearing vests have become the object of ridicule by relatives and friends.

"Lao Wang, don't think that I don't know you if I wear a vest!"

"Old girl, I don't know you when I wear a vest?"

"Handsome guy, I still know you when I take off my vest!"

“……”

Not surprisingly, the vest is popular, whether in real life or on the Internet, "Sample, don't think I don't know you if I wear a vest" has become a popular word, and the great god of drawing quickly used the clip of Lin Feng and Lan Siyu to perform a sketch to make a "vest emoji", and this set of emojis spread quickly on the Internet like a virus.

With the popularity of elephants and vests, the ratings of Blue Ocean Satellite TV are also rising.

At the end of Lin Feng and Lan Siyu's "Part-time Worker" sketch, the ratings of Blue Ocean Satellite TV have already broken 9, and it is a matter of time to see the posture break 10.

CCTV Spring Festival Gala backstage.

Li Baoping couldn't sit still anymore, constantly pacing in the background, and one of the TVs even made him switch to Blue Ocean Satellite TV, in this case, he had to keep an eye on the "enemy situation".

finally got through it, Lin Feng and Lan Siyu's sketch ended, and Li Baoping hurriedly called Zhang Liang in the ratings monitoring center.

"How? Are ratings starting to slip? Li Baoping couldn't wait to ask.

"No, no." Zhang Liang responded with a stammer.

"The sketch is over, and the ratings haven't declined, which is unreasonable!" Li Baoping said angrily.

"The increase has slowed down a bit." Zhang Liang said again.

Hearing this, Li Baoping was immediately overjoyed: "It's also a good thing that the growth is slow, it shows that some viewers have begun to return, and the appeal brought by Lin Feng's work can't be too lasting, unless, the later programs can still maintain a high level, but this probability is simply minimal." ”

"It should be, although the overall ratings of Blue Ocean Satellite TV are still rising, it is indeed very slow, it seems that it will start to fall in a short time." Zhang Liang agreed.

"They're going to fall, they're going to be!" Li Baoping snorted coldly, and said a little proudly: "Next, it's time for Guo Rui to appear on our side, he will definitely be able to pull the ratings back, this time he sings a song that is a tear-jerking golden song!" ”

"Yes, Guo Tianwang's song "Warmth" is simply so good." Zhang Liang agreed.

Spring Festival Gala stage.

Guo Rui, who was dressed in a red suit, appeared, and the song he sang this time is called "Warmth", which is a song about family affection, which fits the theme of the Spring Festival Gala very well.

Guo Rui's singing skills are still good, after all, he is a king-level character, and the song "Warmth" makes him sing with affection......

Background.

Just halfway through Guo Rui's performance, he called Zhang Liang again: "How are the ratings?" How much has it picked up? ”

"Uh, this ......" Hearing this, Zhang Liang on the other end of the phone stammered.

"What's wrong? Say! Li Baoping was a little anxious.

"That, Director Li, our ratings have not rebounded, but have dropped again." Zhang Liang told the truth. ，

"What?! How is this possible, how can our ratings still decline during Guo Rui's performance period. Li Baoping yelled urgently.

"Director Li, I guess it may be that the program on Blue Ocean Satellite TV is more attractive, because Qin Ruolin has appeared." Zhang Liang responded.

"Huh? Qin Ruolin appeared?? Hearing this, Li Baoping hurriedly set his eyes on the TV that was broadcasting the Blue Ocean Satellite TV program.

Sure enough, on the stage, Qin Ruolin was singing emotionally, accompanied by a gentle melody, and an ethereal singing voice came......

"The old tree in front of the door grows new shoots, and the dead trees in the yard bloom again, and they have survived a lot of words, and they hide in the ...... full of gray hair."

……