Chapter 528: Renmu
"Don't mind. Chu Sheng shuddered, if this was known by the city lord, he would not be able to mention pigs in front of the Chu family in the future.
"Don't worry, I'll intercede for you then. Yu Sheng said.
"That's fine. Chu Sheng just breathed a sigh of relief, and the product was wrong, "No, then you won't be punished, you can't say that you came by yourself?"
"The city lord doesn't believe it, in the eyes of the little aunt, I am an honest child. Yu Sheng said proudly.
"Then let's go out now..."Chu Sheng pulled the rest of his life.
"It's too late, it's already in. Yu Sheng looked around as he spoke.
The white plum blossoms are in full bloom, and the snow falls on the crooked branches, making for a beautiful picture.
It's just that there is not much time left for the rest of his life to look at, Zhou Dafu hurriedly ran in front, and the two who were lagging behind could only step up so as not to delay watching the excitement.
Passing through the verandah, and through a patio, we came to a delicate little building, and thought that this was the little cricket's dwelling.
"Dare to pretend to be your Uncle Zhou, what about people, get out of here. Zhou Dafu rolled up his sleeves and raised his foot to kick the door open.
The half-old hurriedly stopped, "Zhou Gongzi take it easy, my door is made of human wood, it is not easy to come by, you ......"
Before the words fell, Chu Sheng pushed behind him, and directly let Zhou Dafu crash into the door with the half-old, leaving the rest of his life outside to pity the man.
Human wood is a very precious wood in the great wilderness, the wood has a light fragrance, its name is because the branch incarnates the human head, such as a flower, and the name is not understood.
There is also a very interesting thing about this flower, when people ask it, the flower just laughs and does not speak, and if it asks too much, the flower will fall to the ground and turn into dust in laughter.
It's a pity that I went in for the rest of my life, but I found that it was surprisingly quiet inside, and there was no excitement of catching rapes in bed at all.
"What, people ran away?" Yu Sheng said as he looked into the room, and when he saw the two figures on the bed, he was also stunned.
I saw that the bedding on the bed was messy, but it was not a man and a woman who were entangled under the quilt, but two women with superior appearance.
What's even more surprising is that the two women look exactly the same.
Their expressions were the same, covering their chests with quilts, looking at the group of people at the door in horror, and their exposed jade white skin was exactly the same, regardless of the slightest difference.
Chu Sheng had already come back to his senses at this time, winked at Yu Sheng and whispered: "I thought it was enough to catch the rape, but I didn't expect it to be more interesting." ”
Yu Sheng coughed, signaling him to restrain himself a little, don't laugh so gloating, although Yu Sheng couldn't stop laughing.
"It's not. Zhou Dafu was a little at a loss, "Which of you is a little cricket, who pretended to be me just now?"
"I am. The two people on the bed spoke in unison, the one outside turned around and looked behind him in surprise, and then the two women screamed at the same time.
The sound was so harsh that Yu Sheng almost couldn't stand it when he covered his ears, and then when he saw the two of them sit up in shock, Yu Sheng hurriedly turned around.
His eyes were not for these vulgar powders, and he could not defile his eyes.
Of course, the main thing is that visiting the Qinglou is already a felony, if you look at things that shouldn't be seen, and when you go back, your aunt will know about it, and you don't know how to be cleaned up.
"Who are you?" the two women looked at each other and said in unison, "Why did you become me?"
"This, what's going on?" the half-old couldn't recognize any of the real ones, "Just that week, no, what about the fake Zhou Gongzi?"
"Grandma, she is. The two of them spoke in unison.
There was a mess in the room for a while, and in the end, the rest of my life was too chaotic to listen to, and shouted: "Shut up!"
The scene suddenly quieted down, and Yu Sheng said to Chu Sheng without looking back: "Let's go out and let this grandma examine their bodies." ”
"That's an idea. Chu Sheng nodded, "Why don't you go out, Dafu and I are here to watch a little, after all, we are also familiar with the body of the little cricket." ”
"Your uncle. Yu Sheng went out without looking back, listening to the sound of rustling inside, and at the same time Chu Sheng's "tsk" sound.
After a long time, Chu Sheng pushed open the door and invited Yu Sheng in, and the two girls were still lying on the bed, but they had clothes to cover them.
"Find out who is fake?" asked Yu Sheng.
Chu Sheng shook his head, "The evil sect is not only the birthmark on the body, but the old things in their memories are also exactly the same, so people can't tell the truth from the fake." ”
Chow Tai Fu was still looking left and right, trying to find a difference.
This matter must not be resigned, dare to pretend to be him Zhou Dafu to go to the Qinglou today, and dare to pretend to be him Zhou Dafu to enter the house and enter Zhou's house tomorrow.
"Shopkeeper Yu, what should I do?" Zhou Dafu turned around and asked Yu Sheng, although he shared the same bed, he was helpless.
"Shopkeeper Yu?" The half-old standing beside the bed was stunned, and now in Yangzhou City, Shopkeeper Yu is definitely a well-known name.
She carefully measured the rest of her life, and asked cautiously, "Is it the Yu shopkeeper of the city lord's nephew?"
"Of course, otherwise who else is there a shopkeeper Yu?" Chu Sheng said, proud to be his friend for the rest of his life.
Unexpectedly, the half-old jumped on the spot, "Oh, my Uncle Chu, why did you invite this god to my Chunshui Hall, isn't this causing trouble for me." ”
If the city lord knew about this, wouldn't he have demolished her Chunshui Hall?
"It's late, it's already in. The rest of his life didn't miss this good show, let Chu Sheng block the half-old, he looked at the two girls on the bed and thought of a way.
The two girls on the bed all looked at Yu Sheng, Xiao Lou was quiet for a while, until Yu Sheng clapped his hands, "Hey, there is, I have a brilliant idea." ”
"What's the idea?" Zhou Dafu asked earnestly, if he found the fake one, he would have to pick his skin.
Yu Sheng looked at Yu Sheng gloatingly, "Since the monster pretended to be you to visit Chunshui Hall, it must have come to find the girl for a while." ”
"It's not nonsense. Zhou Dafu looked at the two people who were huddled in a quilt on the bed.
"Don't interrupt. Yu Sheng glanced at Zhou Dafu with contempt, "In that case, that monster must be a man, no, male." ”
Chu Sheng was thoughtful and listened to the rest of his life, but Zhou Dafu had a bad premonition.
"That's how it went. Yu Sheng looked at Zhou Dafu, "Dafu, you went to bed and played tricks with them, the jerky and unnatural one is definitely fake." ”
"Haha", Chu Sheng clapped his hands happily, "This is definitely a good way, Shopkeeper Yu, this is the smartest time I have met you, the peak of my IQ." ”
"Fuck your uncle. "The rest of my life kicked Chu Sheng.
Chu Sheng was not annoyed at all, but just urged Zhou Dafu to hurry up and find out the truth and falsehood.
However, this trick is not only disgusting to the monster, Zhou Dafu is also disgusted when he thinks of one of the two.
"No, shopkeeper Yu, we have no other way?" Zhou Dafu looked reluctant.
"Come on, don't be pretentious. Chu Sheng said, "There are not many opportunities to fight with two girls who look the same at the same time, isn't this always your dream?"
", or you're coming. Zhou Dafu said angrily.
"I'm not as familiar with crickets as you are. Chu Sheng couldn't close his mouth with a smile, there was such a big drama to watch during the Chinese New Year, which made his stomach hurt when he laughed.
The rest of his life was also happy, urging: "Hurry up, don't grind, this is a good way, I tailor-made it for you." ”
Zhou Dafu, who was forced to do nothing, closed his eyes and took a deep breath, "Come on, at least now it's a woman." ”
He walked to the side of the bed with heavy steps, quite a "wind is sluggish, easy to be cold, and the strong man is gone, and he will not return".