For Wang Erwu, two days of solitude with the goddess in his heart is enough to make him happy for a long time.

Early on Wednesday morning, Wang Erwu came to the office whistling and sat at his desk excitedly, "Xiaoxian, my brother's spring is coming, hehe." Wang Erwu looked at his cactus and said to himself, "You have to come on!" Look at your damaged appearance, you look like a hedgehog, you deserve to be single! ”

"Twenty-five!" As soon as Qin Yuwei entered the door, she looked at Wang Erwu happily, "Mr. Ma is very satisfied with our plan, and it has been officially decided that all the advertising plans of Ronghua Group will be responsible for the two of us in the future!" Hehe, I heard that Mr. Lin also praised us in front of Mr. Ma, young man, you have to do a good job in the future. Qin Yuwei patted Wang Erwu's shoulder.

"I said Yuwei, have you been promoted to deputy director?"

"No, that's not settled, I don't have hope."

"Then how do I feel that your tail is higher than Mr. Li?"

At this time, a figure stood at the door, it was Li Tao, the deputy director with an angry face, "Wang Erwu!" Come to my office before you get off work! If you don't grow a tail for me, you won't go back!" ”

"Mr. Li, misunderstanding, this ...... Is this half a year before my birthday? This tail thing, it's too hasty, I'm afraid of deformity......" Seeing that Mr. Li left without looking back, Wang Erwu glanced at Qin Yuwei aggrievedly, "It's all your fault, what kind of tail do you have to mention?" Now I'm going to be trained again. ”

"Hehe, I haven't mentioned anything about tails, you can't live by doing your own thing." Qin Yuwei smiled playfully, "But it doesn't matter, as long as we do our job well, Mr. Li will not embarrass you, and besides, I answered you and be your free love counselor, I will do what I say, and you won't suffer, right?" ”

Wang Erwu's eyes lit up, "Okay, hurry up and make up for it with me." ”

"You and Xiaohan have been alone for two days, but what is the progress?"

"It's just work, what progress can be made."

"That's your problem, two days, 48 hours, you haven't made any progress at all, which shows how ignorant you are."

"Then you can teach me a few tricks."

Qin Yuwei sat down on the chair next to Wang Erwu and said seriously, "Does Zhuge Liang know?" ”

"During the Three Kingdoms period, the famous politician, military strategist, and inventor, the Kong Ming lantern he invented is still deeply influencing our generation of young couples!" Wang Erwu replied.

"Well, there are many characters in the Three Kingdoms period who are more classic, Zhou Yu, Sima Yi and so on, ......," Qin Yuwei said.

"But Yuwei, I asked you to teach me to fall in love, why did you teach me to play Three Kingdoms?"

"What Three Kingdoms kill, I'm hinting to you, love also needs strategy!"

"Strategy? I used it, I brought a lot of drinks and snacks before I went to the countryside, but Xiaohan didn't even look at it. Wang Erwu said innocently.

Qin Yuwei glanced at Wang Erwu with disdain, "What kind of strategy are snacks and drinks?" ”

"Didn't you say that the soldiers and horses did not move, and the grain and grass went first?"

"Hehe, according to your understanding, if you take precautions, don't you have to bring an umbrella when you go out, and you have to collect your clothes when you go home? Ha ha. ”

"I'm not as pretentious as you girls! What's a little rain? They say, what is this pain in the wind and rain? Wipe away your tears ......"

"Alright, don't tease! The strategy I am talking about is to know oneself and know one's opponent and be invincible! ”

"Oh? But I think I still know a little bit about my goddess. ”

"I think you're misleading, I'm trying to make you recognize yourself! Like you, hard work alone is useless, you have to have your unique side. ”

"Unique? Am I not unique enough? Wang Erwu wondered.

Qin Yuwei sneered, "I'm not talking about the kind of alternative uniqueness in you, I'm talking about "unique", you know?" Be sure to find a way to make others remember you. For example, the Water Margin 108 general, who is the first in line, do you know? ”

"Timely rain Song Jiang."

"That's right! That's right, do you know who is in 67th place? That's the unique charm! Why does everyone know Song Jiang but not the other ......?"

Wang Erwu lowered his head and thought for a while, "Uh...... It should be the Iron Flute Immortal Malin! ”

Qin Yuwei looked helpless, "You know this, too?" Well, I'll admit that you have a good history, but to put it another way, do you know which is the largest desert in the world? ”

"Sahara Desert!"

"That's right! And what about the seventh-largest desert in the world? ”

"Located in the Rub al-Khali Desert on the Arabian Peninsula." Wang Erwu looked at Qin Yuwei puzzled.

"Well, I have to admit that you are also very good at geography, don't worry, let me repeat!" Qin Yuwei had some difficulty breathing, "Let's put it this way, what village did you go to the countryside?" ”

"Lingang Village!"

"Do you know how many villages there are in the country?"

"According to incomplete statistics, as of 2004, it was 3.2 million and 7,000 ......"

"Alright! I admit you were an accident! ”

"Yuwei, are you taking the knowledge of love, or is it a postdoctorate?"

"You'd better be determined to be yourself, remember to go your own way and let others do it! I still have something to do, I'll go first......" Qin Yuwei staggered away from Wang Erwu's area, sighing secretly, "I can't teach this demon!" ”

After a while, Fu Wei and Yao Yiyao walked in together, and the two talked and laughed, which made Wang Erwu very dissatisfied, "A female monkey has successfully improved her relationship with Fu Wei, an excellent single young man like me will ruthlessly become a "hot commodity" anywhere, why has there been no progress with his goddess?" Alas! Could it be that the heavens will descend on the people, and they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skins, empty their bodies, and act chaotically, so they are motivated to endure and gain what they cannot? It must be like this......"

"Hey, monkey, what's a person in a daze? Is it that this experience of life, not only did not discover the subject matter, but found that he integrated into the rural life and could not extricate himself? Haha, to be honest, as soon as I went to that village, I felt this familiar breath on your body, your natural local atmosphere, which ordinary people can't imitate. Yao Yiyao didn't know why, she felt uncomfortable when she saw Wang Erwu, and she had to quarrel with him a few words before she could vent.

"You female orangutan, don't you tarnish my innocence, what do you mean by feeling the breath on my body? I'm not familiar with you, so don't get close to me! Also, I'm not blind, I can't take a fancy to you, don't fantasize about raw rice cooked rice! Wang Erwu retorted.

"Oh, thank you! It's my honor to be disliked by you! Look at your loss, you are so narcissistic and disgusting, Fu Wei is much better than you! Yao Yiyao glanced at Wang Erwu.

Wang Erwu looked at Fu Wei, who was raising his eyebrows, and shook his head, "Alas, donor, you are so self-conscious, you must know that you were born in sorrow and died in peace, Amitabha Buddha ......"