In the early morning, the sun shines into the whole mountain village, a piece of spring is full of spring, the rooster begins to crow, the villagers who come out early start to be busy, and the sheep also start to go out to play.

Wang Erwu opened his eyes, and an intoxicating smell of perfume came to his face, and he realized that he didn't know when he had covered his body with an extra coat, and what was left on it was Lin Xiaohan's breath. Wang Erwu stood up cautiously and slept on the chair all night, which made his whole body a little sore. The bedroom door was still closed, Wang Erwu softly opened his suitcase, facial cleanser, saliva, toothbrush, cup, towel, put a new set of daily necessities neatly on the chair in front of the bedroom door, and then went to the kitchen to tidy up briefly, and quietly went out of the door......

It's only 6 o'clock in the morning, Wang Erwu rarely gets up so early, he stretches his waist, takes a deep breath, and feels that the air is already filled with the smell of spring. In the distance, smoke had lit from the hut, and three or two children were chasing and playing. Traditionally, parents of the children will choose to prepare Chinese food for their children in the morning and then pack them for them to take to school, the younger children must go out around 6 o'clock, otherwise they will be late for school, and some older children can go out half an hour later.

Unconsciously, Wang Erwu came to the former residence of Teacher Yu at the entrance of the village, this place, I'm afraid he won't be so light-hearted, unlike most people, Wang Erwu is not the kind that suddenly gets hot-headed, many people in life are like this, when it comes to anything, if it is a whim, he will make a random statement, but in the end it is not enough. And Wang Erwu never takes his stance lightly, if he says it himself, he will definitely do it, the order to the goddess is the same, and the same is true for the school that he said yesterday!

"Don't worry, Mr. Yu, you don't have a wish to achieve, I can't guarantee that I will be able to help you achieve it, but, I will do my best......" As a joker, the most important thing is that the jokes I write can win everyone's fun, in Wang Erwu's many jokes, although there are not many laughs, but they are very thought-provoking...... For this experience, he has decided to focus on the deeds of Mr. Lu.

Wang Erwu took out his mobile phone and dialed a call, "Mom! ”

"What's wrong? Son? Committing a crime? Don't worry, tell your mom well. A voice of concern came from the other end of the line.

"What are you talking about? What does it mean to commit a crime? ”

"Alas, you are my own child, don't I know you yet? You're not committing a crime, why don't you sleep all night? Don't say anything about falling out of love or anything like that, it's all someone else's business, and it has nothing to do with you. ”

"How can you be sure I've stayed up all night?"

"Child, is there something stimulating?"

"Mom! I didn't! ”

"Why don't you sleep all night?"

"I slept!"

"Don't lie to me, Mom is not confused, it's only six o'clock, you don't want to have your Spring and Autumn dreams in bed, you actually called me?"

"No, I'm experiencing life in the countryside...... Then there are some small things I want to discuss with you. Wang Erwu explained.

"You little bastard, you're scared to death! Is there anything that can't be called late? Mom originally dreamed of holding her grandson, but she was woken up by your little rabbit! You pay me a grandson! When Zou Yulan heard that her son was fine, her tone naturally changed.

"Mom, what's going on?" Wang Erwu elaborated, "I want to build a school for the children in the village. ”

"I didn't expect you to be quite caring, my mother supports you spiritually in this matter!"

"You are so humorous, this spirit can only be used to fight monsters and add blood, how to build a house?"

"It's not impossible to ask for material, two paths for you to choose! First, you quit your job and go back to your dad's company. Number two, you bring a girlfriend back! Mom also knows that this second way may be a little harsher for you, but Mom's requirements are not high, it really can't work, rural girls can too, otherwise, it's a woman! There was some excitement on the other end of the line.

Wang Erwu kept the phone away from his ear and thought for a while, "Mom, you give me a year, within a year, I can't find a girlfriend, I'll come back to work immediately, okay?" What about this school? ”

"Good! That's what you said! When I went back, I asked Lawyer Deng to draft an agreement, and if you sign it, my mother will immediately fulfill the promise to you! ”

"Mom, I'm your own son, do I need a lawyer?"

"Hmph, it's because you're my son that I want to hire a lawyer!"

After hanging up the phone, Wang Erwu began to think about how to renovate the house. At this time, a little girl came out of the house where Teacher Yu Lu lived with a broom.

"Two girls! Why don't you go to school today? ”

"Uncle, it's you, I took leave today, so I came over to help Teacher Yu clean the house."

"Oh? Are you also a student of Teacher Yu? ”

"yes."

"But the teacher ...... five years ago You weren't born yet, were you? ”

Erniu nodded, "Uncle, are you from the city?" It feels like you don't understand anything! ”

"How?" Wang Eryi was confused.

"Haven't you heard of prenatal education? Alas, such a big person, and I use a small child to teach. The second girl shook her head helplessly.

Wang Erwu looked embarrassed, "Okay, don't talk about this, Erniu, eat sugar." ”

"Uncle, you're trying to gag me with sugar, right? Don't worry, I understand in seconds! Your uneducated thing is a secret for both of us! I'm not going to go around talking nonsense. ”

Wang Erwu was completely speechless......

"Uncle, shall I take you to the Mountain Temple? I was just about to go to worship Grandpa Mountain God. The adults said that the mountain god Grandpa was spiritual. The second girl pointed to a small red-tiled mud house on the top of the mountain in the distance.

"Mountain Temple? How spiritual can it be? Can any wish be granted? Wang Erwu touched Erniu's head.

"Of course, my mother said that I was begged for it from the mountain temple. Therefore, they asked me to go to worship the mountain god Grandpa every year on my birthday. ”

"Erniu, are you celebrating your birthday today?" Wang Erwu said with a smile.

"Hehe, it seems that you are not stupid, uncle."

The two, one big and one small, one in front of the other, walked towards the mountain temple.

Erniu kowtowed a few times respectfully, and looked at Wang Erwu innocently, "Uncle, you also say goodbye." ”

Wang Erwu knelt down reverently, and secretly said in his heart, "The mountain god blesses, and the goddess becomes my daughter-in-law......

"Uncle, how do you people in the city celebrate their birthdays?"

"Tell me first, how do you spend your birthday every year?"

Erniu thought for a while, "You can eat one more egg at night." ”

Wang Erwu felt a little sour in his heart, "When we people in the city celebrate their birthdays, we will invite many friends to sing KTV together, have dinner together, and ...... together."

"Shouldn't everyone sing happy birthday songs on birthdays? What kind of song is KTV? ”

"KTV is a place, and the second girl will know it when she grows up."

"Oh. Uncle, can you help me sing a birthday song? No one sang for me on my birthday. The second girl lowered her head.

Wang Erwu paused, you wait, uncle will go and prepare.

After a while, Wang Erwu lit a candle and walked out, "I wish you a happy birthday...... Happy birthday to Erniu! ”

"Erniu, come on, come on, come and blow out the candles, after blowing out the candles, I have to make three wishes."

The second girl was stunned for a moment, blew out the candle, and then made a wish.

"Erniu, what wish did you make?"

"I hope that next time I have a birthday, I can put a cake under the candle." Erniu looked at Wang Erwu with an innocent face, "Also, can you not steal the candles in the temple, the village chief and grandfather will beat me if he knows about it." ”

"No, you're still so young, the village chief can't bear to beat you."

"I told my mother the same thing, but my mother said that I couldn't accept punishment for making a mistake, so my mother had to accept the punishment for me, so the village chief ......."

"Seeing that your village chief has a simple face, I didn't expect it to be quite open. Ha ha. Wang Erwuyi picked up Erniu and went down the mountain......

Lin Xiaohan opened the bedroom door, Wang Erwu was no longer in the lobby, her clothes were neatly hung on the door, on the chair under her feet, there were prepared toothbrushes and toothbrushes, and a feeling of emotion came to her heart, "Actually, Erwu is a good man, if anyone marries her in the future, maybe she will be really happy, find an opportunity to introduce a few to him." After finishing up, Lin Xiaohan stepped out of the door.

At this time, the sun is already a little dazzling, today is a good weather, and it is said that the weather affects the mood, so Lin Xiaohan is in a very good mood today.

In the distance, Wang Erwu put Erniu on his neck, and the two hummed all the way, "Clear water, bang, roll up your sleeves and wash your hands, grab soap and rub it, your hands are full of white bubbles......"

Lin Xiaohan's eyes widened, "Alas, it's so harmonious! You don't need to experience it at all, I'm afraid that the life here is the ...... that really belongs to him."

"Auntie, morning!" The second girl greeted Lin Xiaohan happily, maybe because she was in a good mood, Lin Xiaohan was not angry.

"Didn't sleep last night, did you?"

Seeing that the goddess actually began to care about herself, Wang Er's five one was confused, "Sleep well, hehe." ”

"So you got up so early?"

"I've developed a good habit of smelling chickens and dancing since I was a child, hehe. Education should start with the baby......"

Lin Xiaohan completely ignored Wang Erwu, "I want to go and see how the village does farm work, and by the way, learn about their economic resources, will you go?" ”

"Of course! These two girls are familiar, please let her lead the way! Wang Erwu glanced at Erniu and said softly in her ear, "Take your uncle and aunt to see the scenery first, and then go to see the farm work, understand?" ”

The second girl nodded, and walked ahead to lead the way.

"Alas, the scenery here is so beautiful, if I could, I would rather choose to live here and enjoy this spring breeze." Lin Xiaohan admired.

"Yes, this is the colored pen in the hand of the spring girl waving diligently!" Wang Erwu said in a slightly speechful manner.

"Are you an elementary school student? Quoting such a childish statement? Lin Xiaohan gave him a blank look.

Wang Erwu immediately expressed that he was a scholar, "the affectionate peony contains spring tears, and the powerless rose lies on the ...... branches."

"Get out! Comics. ”