Fu Jin likes Yun'er's dragon and phoenix fetus from his heart, and he will go to Mrs. Chen every few days to see and hug him, and sometimes he will take him back to Yiran Tower to play for a few days. ◢ With ◢ Dream ◢ Xiao ◢ said Щщщшlā Fujin has always felt that the number of children in the house is still a little less, and the second is that he likes the baby Beibei too much. Fujin treats the children born to Yun'er from the bottom of his heart, and they all treat them as his own children, which is better than any other Fujin in the house.

"Miss Ke'er, go and see, did Master Yun deliver milk to Baylor and Gege? If you are in Mrs. Chen's courtyard, please ask her to bring the child over for me to see. I haven't seen any strange things in a few days. ”

Ke'er agreed, and after a while, she brought back Yun'er's mother and son, and Mama Wang, Mama Song, and Ling Juan also came.

Seeing the baby Beibei, Fu Jin's heart seemed to melt, and he quickly picked up the two children, and Yun'er put a small quilt held by Shui Er on Fu Jin's knees: "Don't pee on you." ”

"How can there be those who say that the urine of a child is still a cure." After saying that, he pasted this one's head, touched that hand, and kissed it very much. Baby Beibei gave Fu Jin a lot of face, leaning on Fu Jin's arms, giggling with a smile.

"Have the children finished feeding? After eating, my sister sat here for a while. ”

"Otherwise, I will leave the child with you, and next time I send milk Yun'er directly to you."

"That's good, baby Beibei will stay here for a few days."

"Aren't you afraid of trouble?"

"Saying this, they are also the children of their sisters, how can anyone who is afraid of trouble for their children? My sister is afraid that your mother will have ideas. ”

"If you think too much, Yun'er's mother will definitely not have an idea. When you miss them, take them over and play for a few days. Anyway, it's not far, it's a matter of the front and back yards. There are also two grandmothers to take care of, and you have more grandmothers here. ”

"No one else can trust my sister so much."

"The more you talk, the farther you go. Baby Beibei is often with you, and she will be very close when she grows up. ”

Baby Beibei looked at everyone in the room and the furnishings in the room, her beautiful eyes were dark, and she was pointing everywhere, looking curious. Fu Jin hurriedly gave the Buddha's hand to the baby Beibei to play.

"The place you went to, the woman's brain is really good, sister, didn't you say that the clothes that baby Beibei wears are all ready-made? How can people look so good and dress comfortably? Look at the pants that our baby Beibei is wearing, and she is wearing a strap, the waist and crotch of children are not as obvious as adults, and they always love to drop their pants, so it is much better. ”

"This is an old couple over there who bought it, and there are T-shirts and pants, which can be worn until the age of eighteen."

"Master Yun, your popularity is really good, what do you say about the old couple?" Mama Zheng was very curious: "From now to the age of eighteen, how many sets of clothes do you need?" It doesn't seem to be an ordinary friendship with you. ”

"It was bought by the eldest sister's godson's grandmother and grandfather."

"Sister, wait a minute! The eldest sister and godson's grandmother's house? What kind of relative is this? I said that my sister was confused. ”

Everyone laughed, and said that the old couple had no relationship with Master Yun at all.

Fu Jin said: "That time my sister told an exotic joke, and my sister still remembers it." I don't know if there are any jokes in my sister's belly, and these grandmothers in my sister's room are all interested in things over there, and I don't know if I should ask them. It's okay to tell a joke, right? ”

"It's okay, it's okay, you should hear more jokes about your condition."

"Then you're going to tell a joke to my sister and a few of the grandmothers in the room? Kerr girl, hurry up to the East House to find Mama Jiang and Mama Hong over to listen to the joke. ”

Ling Juan also felt that this country was too lacking in entertainment, although her life was not so wealthy, and there was a TV at home, Ling Juan really wanted to hear Yun'er's jokes. I heard her tell jokes in a foreign land, and at that time I didn't know that she was from the Qing Dynasty.

Soon Mama Jiang and Mama Hong came over, greeted Fujin and Yun'er, and stood honestly beside Ma'er and Fu'er.

Yun'er introduced to Ling Juan: "Sister Ling, this Mama Jiang is Xuan Shizi's nurse, and this Mama Hong is Xuan Shizi's Jingqi Mama, and she is now responsible for taking care of Xuan'er's daily life. ”

"The two grandmothers have worked hard."

"This is Mr. Ling, the kindergarten teacher of Baby Beibei, and the teacher."

"Greetings to sir." The two grandmothers both gave gifts, making Ling Juan blush.

The room was full of women except for Babe. Afraid that Fujin was tired, Mama Wang and Mama Song took the baby Beibei over and hugged it.

"Sister let's start talking, sister listens to the prince, sister is the best at telling jokes, vivid."

"Wow, why does the prince have such a high opinion of Yun'er?" Yun'er couldn't remember when she had told the prince a joke. "Yun'er will tell you a joke told to Yun'er by the eldest sister's daughter Lan Lan. She paints, and the jokes she tells are portraits. said that there is such a unit, and it has to be summarized and held a meeting once a year. It's about the same every year, so everyone thinks it's boring. The officials speak above, and the common people chat and doze off below. There is such a pair of colleagues, let's call colleagues, two men, not very old, very good, usually love to joke, one of them loves to paint, the painting is not very good, but the posture is very sufficient, and with the painting clip, according to the opposite colleagues and friends a serious portrait. The guy on the other side knew that what he drew would not look good, but the man looked at him and drew a few strokes, and he was still very serious. He rebuked him: 'Don't draw me!' Those two broken strokes of yours may not be ugly. ’

'It's ugly, but it's certainly not you. ”

"Look at me, how many strokes do you draw at a glance, I don't draw who I paint?"

"It's not you anyway!"

"It's me!"

"It's not!"

"Yes!"

"You said it, I drew you, you take it and see it, is it you?"

Of course the man wanted to see it, and it didn't matter if he saw it, and he laughed and laughed so hard that he shook the sky. Others were curious, and they also came over to take a look, and they all laughed when they saw it, leaning forward and closing back. The official on the stage also laughed, thinking that he had said something wrong, maybe something was glued to his face, and someone hung a turtle behind him, and slapped himself up and down. At this point, the laughter in the room began. Everyone began to imagine that the official Yun'er said was laughed at.

Fu Jin didn't digress, and asked curiously: "Yes, why do you laugh like that?" ”

Yun'er looked mysterious and whispered, "It turns out that the man drew a rabbit." ”

"Huh? Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter. Fu Jin covered his stomach and laughed out of tears, and Mama Zheng beat her chest and was angry. Mama Liu ran out, and the mustache and fish and water all laughed and called her mother.

Ling Juan, who rarely laughed happily, also laughed crookedly.

Yun'er's expressions, movements, voice and eyes are very in place when she tells jokes, she is an expert at storytelling when she is young, and when she tells stories, she looks like she is very attractive.

Within two days of Yun'er's joke being told, it spread all over the house. The laughter came and went, and there were also elements of adding branches and leaves during the period, which became the biggest entertainment in the house. There were too few entertainment items in that era, and the prince forbade gambling and alcoholism, so the grandmothers who were good at playing small cards and drinking small wine and the old eunuchs were all idle, and the government rarely invited the troupe to act, let alone find famous actors to sing in the hall. So in addition to work, it is sleeping, which is a bit boring.

Yun'er's jokes were very common at first, but they were all used as a foreshadowing for a key sentence later, and the more I thought about it, the funnier it became. Fu Jin has been talking about this joke with Mama Zheng, how to figure out how to coke. Still laughing before going to bed at night. Yun'er didn't dare to play much today, that is, Fu Jin asked her to tell jokes, she couldn't help but tell them, and the other was that Fu Jin felt that Fu Jin could be happy when he heard the jokes, which was good for his body. told a joke that no one could feel like they were alluding to people, and it made everyone laugh. In the evening, the prince went upstairs to rest after bathing, and saw Fu Jin lying on the bed with his face facing in, his shoulders shrugged, thinking that he was crying, and hurried to comfort him, which caused Fu Jin to laugh more than once. Talking about this joke with the prince, laughing while talking, and talking intermittently, it took a long time for the prince to understand what Fu Jin was talking about, and said something that made Fu Jin laugh again: "Neurotic." ”

Wang Ye and Fu Jin are both high-born people, and they pay attention to their own image, even when they are alone, they basically don't joke with each other. Fu Jin was only sixteen years old when he married the prince, and he didn't dare to be coquettish with the prince, for fear that the prince would think she was unstable and frivolous. Affection is the meticulous care and love in life, there is no flirtatious thing, and the typical respect is like a guest. But the prince and Yun'er get along differently, it's not that he loves Yun'er more than Fujin, but treats Yun'er as a child, and adults may tease her when they are children, although it is not excessive, it is much more relaxed than in front of Fujin. Although the prince occasionally joked when he was in the Fujin room, he was mainly solemn. What are the two adults messing with?

Fu Jin is usually smiling, always smiling, very affinity. But it's rare to laugh out loud like that. After laughing, I felt really good, I didn't have any worries, and even the discomfort in my stomach was reduced a lot. In fact, many of the menopausal symptoms in Fujin are caused by psychological factors, mainly because of the anxiety and anxiety of the three princes, without these, there may not be any menopause.

So, every time Yun'er came to ask for peace, she was asked by Fujin to tell a joke. For this reason, Yun'er also found some jokes from the books she found, and told Fujin the parts that were suitable for the Qing Dynasty people to listen to. She knows that even if she tells jokes, she has to be careful, there are not only four second-class maids in the Fujin room, but also eight third-class maids who make curtains and deliver boiling water, I don't know which one is the eyeliner sent by the Queen Mother. Anyone who is an eyeliner may add branches and leaves, exaggerate, add meaning that is not at all in the first place, and even add the meaning of wanting to rebel, so Yun'er is still very cautious when speaking here in Fujin.

"Sister, do you still have a joke in your stomach? Hurry up and give my sister another one. My sister listened to your joke and her appetite was much better. ”

"Really? Yun'er's joke still has such a powerful feature? Then Yun'er will make persistent efforts to talk about one? ”

Fu Jin took the lead in applauding, and Mama Zheng and Mama Liu followed. Now the man'er has no hostility towards Yun'er at all, and she is also very polite to Shui'er, who can be disrespectful to her benefactor?

"The joke is about seeing a doctor. It is said that there is such a person, who has a stomachache and went to the hospital, which is our medical center, but the scale is very large, divided into internal medicine, surgery, gynecology, pediatrics, etc. If you have a stomachache, of course, you have to go to internal medicine. The physician prescribed medicine to the man and told him to pay and get the medicine. This person takes his illness very seriously, and is afraid that he has taken the wrong medicine and comes to the doctor.

The doctor said, "This big piece is an anti-inflammatory drug, and the small piece is a pain reliever." The big ones eat one piece at a time, and the small ones eat two slices, don't forget. ”

"Don't worry, you won't forget." The man with a stomachache hurried home. Three days later, I came to the doctor: "I've seen a stomachache at your place, do you remember?" ”

"Remember, it should be fine, right?"

"It's good, it still hurts."

"Wouldn't it? I gave you all the best medicines, and it didn't work at all? Did you eat it in the dosage I said? ”

"Of course, how can the doctor's words be discounted? When I got back, I ate one piece for the big one and two for the small one. ”

"Wait! What do you mean by giving one piece to the big one and two to the small one? ”

"Didn't you say that? I didn't hesitate at all, I ate one piece for my eldest son and two tablets for my younger son. ”

Fu Jin covered his stomach and sighed, Zheng and Liu Ermama laughed and slapped their backs vigorously. Mustaches and buns rolled on the big kang near the window. It took a long time for everyone to calm down.

Fu Jin felt very happy, he didn't know that Yun'er's joke was told so vividly, with a serious expression on his face. When everyone had laughed enough, Yun'er said: "You're laughing like this halfway through people's jokes, Yun'er doesn't dare to tell it anymore." ”

"Huh? Where else? ”

"Speak, auntie, let's talk." The beard began to sell cuteness to Yun'er.

Fu Jin wiped his tears and said, "Sister, you are really a genius, I knew that you were so good at telling jokes, and from the day I came back, my sister would not go through menopause." Let's move on. ”

"Yes. The patient with a stomachache told the doctor about the situation, and the doctor felt sorry and said: Then change to a potion, drinking the potion will not be divided into sizes. However, before drinking the medicine, you should shake it, shake it evenly to exert the effect, and drink one tablespoon at a time. Remember? ”

"Remember, remember, trouble doctor." The man went home with the potion. The next day, I came to the doctor to complain: "Doctor, my stomach hurts well, and I twisted my waist." ”

"Wouldn't it? This medicine is painkiller, how can it twist the waist? ”

"Didn't you say you should shake it before you drink it? I'm just shaking myself a few times before taking the medicine......" Yun'er's joke was not finished, and Fujin's roof almost collapsed with laughter. Thinking of the person who was holding the potion and shaking all over, Fu Jin couldn't stop laughing. How can you understand the problem in this way?

"Sister, so that my sister listens to a joke every other day, and can laugh for two or three days, my sister's menopause can end early, and she will never change it again."

Fu Jin's words made the people in the room laugh for a long time.

"Then Yun'er will try to collect jokes for you, so that you can cross menopause as soon as possible."