CHAPTER XXIX
Shen Wei ate the love lunch called by Gu Yu, his mood was always beautiful, and his smile was also beautiful.
Just quietly make a beautiful white lotus.
After eating and drinking, Shen Wei crossed Erlang's legs and smiled, "Ah Yu, my little friend asked me to go out to play in the afternoon." ”
Gu Yu wiped the corners of his mouth and asked suspiciously, "Do you still have friends here?" ”
Shen Wei got up and got carried away and said, "Don't look down on people, Lao Tzu's friends are all over the world, okay?" ”
Gu Yu just looked at her lightly, and spoke lightly, "Male or female?" ”
Shen Wei also learned his tone, "Female." ”
What can you do to me even if it's a man?
"How many women?"
"Two."
Gu Yu nodded, "Oh." ”
Oh? How dare you do it to the baby? I really don't want to live anymore! Have the ability to make an appointment with her on the rooftop!
Shen Wei tugged at Gu Yu's sleeve coquettishly, "Then you won't let me go." ”
"You can go if you want, but you must come back at eight o'clock in the evening." Gu Yu went to pour Shen Wei a glass of water, but turned his head to see Shen Wei lying on the table listless.
"Ah Yu, am I still a three- or four-year-old child, and there is still a curfew." You're imprisoning my freedom, you can't make it!
Gu Yu listened to Shen Wei's words, and his tone was slightly disapproving, "Of course you are not a three- or four-year-old child, your IQ was already five years old last year." ”
Shen Wei was speechless, listening to Ah Yu's tone, she should still be happy, right? You're so sharp-toothed, does your mom know?
In order to find a step down for his IQ, Shen Wei stiffly opened the topic, "Ah Yu, don't you say that the director only packs this until this morning?" It's noon now, so no one has come to look for you. ”
"The directors have already left, Roch booked us a ticket directly from here to my mother's, this is remote, we will stay here for two more days."
Shen Wei sneered disdainfully, "It's really unlucky to come out with you, you have to come to the deep mountains and old forests to stay in a hotel." ”
Then don't come along, Azibah!
Shen Wei was ecstatic about her success, and now she could finally go out to play with confidence.
After Shen Wei left, Gu Yu felt that the time was very difficult, he couldn't read the book, he didn't want to watch TV, he wanted to go out for a walk, and he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to come back if he went.
Gu Yu really didn't know that staying alone would drive people crazy, oh my God, why did he fall into such a predicament, it was all because Shen Wei actually couldn't bear to leave himself behind and go out to play alone, leaving him empty and lonely.
It's so ruthless!
Gu Yu turned on his phone, suddenly his brain twitched, and he posted a Weibo, "What would you do if your girlfriend was too ruthless to leave you alone to play with herself?" Waiting online, it's in a hurry, it's in a hurry! ”
As soon as this uncharacteristic Weibo was posted, Gu Yu's comment area was rarely silent for a minute, and then exploded.
In just a few minutes, the comments reached more than 100,000, and a series of big Vs were forwarded one after another, and Zheng Shan'er also joined in the fun, reposting Gu Yu's Weibo, "Hahaha, you also have today." ”
God knows that Zheng Shan'er hasn't posted on Weibo since she announced her retirement, until just now!
So, in order to thank Gu Yu for his great kindness, Zheng Shan'er's true fans have joined Gu Yu's comment army and dedicated their strength to this Weibo.
Gu Yu looked at the comments unhurriedly, and couldn't help shaking his head and sighing, now these babies have changed, not only what they said is completely wrong, but what are they thinking.
"Hehehe, hello everyone, I'm out of love, my husband may have a girlfriend#Collapse#"
"Is this to announce the rhythm of the romance? #泪##泪#"
"If I eat Xiang live, Ah Yu, can you not fall in love?"
"Gu Tianwang has a girlfriend, I'm not alive anymore, I'm going to jump off the building live, don't stop me."
"You don't have to guess, when it comes to this situation, it's no longer interesting for me to continue to hide it, Ah Yu's girlfriend is me [cool] [cool]"
"I believe this is just a question that Yu wanted to ask on a whim, he doesn't have a girlfriend. Don't demolish me, just let me deceive myself like this [sad] [sad]"
"Tell me, when did you leave you behind? Could it be"
"Such a pure sentence is so dirty in the eyes of those who are dirty."
"What are you excited about? Gu Tianwang didn't say that he had a girlfriend! ”
"What kind of psychology are you? Isn't it good for Ah Yu to be happy? If you like him, you should even like the person he likes, tell her who she is, I'll kill her right now [smile] [smile]"
"I can't imagine that Ah Yu will sleep in the same bed with other women, uh-huh, ah-ah, [angry scolding] [angry scolding]"
"I have a hunch that in the future, Gu Tianwang will feed us dog food every day."
"Have you seen Zheng Shan'er forwarded it, according to the content of her comment, I think she must know!"
"It's over, I think I know some great secret!"
"Hahaha, was it abandoned when I was in GC, it's so pitiful [haha][haha]"
"It's good that you're happy, my girl's heart doesn't matter."
"Ah Yu, if you're ugly, I don't mind if you have a girlfriend, I don't mind if you accompany her to go shopping, watch a movie, eat a Western meal, take a walk, watch the stars, watch the moon, talk about life philosophy from poetry and songs, but you are so good-looking, I just want to sleep with you, how can I accept you sleeping with someone else [doge]"
"Hey, Uncle Policeman? Can you take Ah Yu's girlfriend away? ”
Of course, Luo He also saw this Weibo, and he was about to cry, so high-profile, so what he said before was a fart, right?
On the other side, Shen Wei had just met his friends who he hadn't seen for a long time, and was about to give them a heavy hug, but the friends were just looking at their phones?
Shen Wei's heart shattered, it turned out that their relationship had faded like that?
No, she didn't believe it, she had to do something to arouse their passion for their once best friend. However, after Shen Wei tried various methods, he didn't have the ability to change this cold and indifferent situation, could he really force her to use a trick?
Then don't blame her for being unkind, Gunara, the god of darkness, woo-hu-hu-hu, the black devil transforms, and grabs the phone like crazy!
After successfully snatching the phone, looking at the accusatory eyes of her friends, Shen Wei smiled very proudly, at least she got attention.
Inexplicably sad.
She must see what makes them ignore her, Shen Wei looked at her phone and was immediately taken aback, oh my God, Ah Yu, what's wrong?
Tut-tut, it turns out that Ah Yu is so inseparable from her, and she doesn't know how to say it, so she coaxes him to come out to play again!
The two friends who were robbed of their mobile phones were like ashes, and their bodies were depressed, barely able to give themselves the strength to speak, "Weiwei, we are out of love and are not in the mood to play." ”
Shen Wei looked up to the sky and smiled, and generously returned the phone to them, what a coincidence, she was in a very happy mood today.
Taking out his mobile phone, Shen Wei sent a text message to Gu Yu, "Ah Yu, my friends are out of love and are in no mood to play with me." ”
"Then you'll be back soon."
"I don't, hahaha."
"How do I feel you're in a good mood?"
"Of course it's okay, because they fell out of love because of me, baby I almost want to fly to the sky!"
"I think I probably know what you're talking about, I'll delete Weibo now."
"No deletion! Ah, I think I'll be obsessed with showing affection in the future. ”
"Show affection will be beaten."
"No, no, no, good-looking people won't be beaten no matter how they show off."
"Although you are good-looking, you should not be proud."
"No, I'm talking about you."
Gu Yu smiled dumbly, why is this kind of thing that a blind person can see always has to be mentioned, and he is always praised by others, and he is also quite tired.