"Chapter 75: Monkey Brain"

Wang Erwu hurriedly returned to the choreography and directing department, and he needed to put the entire today's paragraph into words at noon.

As soon as he entered the office door, a figure crouched at his desk.

"Ling'er? Why are you still here? Don't eat? Wang Erwu wondered.

"Teacher, didn't you tell me to stare at this cactus?" Zhao Linger replied innocently.

"I said, is there something wrong with your brain? Just look at it, don't you eat if you can use it? Besides, can't you sit and watch? Squatting like a monkey, I don't know and think that you have entered the realm of enlightenment, and you have learned the secrets of cultivating immortals? Even if you cultivate to the Tribulation Period, are you sure that you will be able to escape from the Five Finger Mountain? ”

"Teacher, I must carry out your orders, this is the basic principle of being a student. Besides, this monkey brain has gone to the dinner table, you say that I am a monkey, I must have no brain, why do you have a problem with the brain? Zhao Ling'er smiled.

"Maybe the monkey brain you stored in the restaurant can't be sold, and it expires, so isn't there a problem?"

"Yes, the students have been taught, the teacher's adaptability is really stronger than the student, I can learn from you, I will definitely become an excellent comedian in the future!"

"Okay, you go to eat quickly, don't go hungry." In fact, on the surface, Wang Erwu's speech seems to be particularly stinging, but he still cares about others in his heart, especially his own students, who are still the first students in his life.

"Teacher! To tell you the truth, I am a rural child......" Zhao Linger shed a few tears.

"Alright, alright! Stop! I asked for money, and I didn't have it either! Here's my meal card, take it and go to the cafeteria on the second floor to eat! I started using this trick when I was three years old, and I know when love is the highest point and when it is more sensational. In front of the teacher, dress less. Wang Erwu handed the meal card to Zhao Ling'er.

"Do you see that too? Hehe, but thank you, teacher! What's the matter? Zhao Linger took the meal card and left happily.

Wang Erwu looked at her distant back and smiled faintly, "Communication University majoring in film and television performance!" I thought I hadn't read your resume......"

At three o'clock in the afternoon, a royal blue Maserati stopped at the door of the Radio and Television Building on time, Wang Erwu skillfully sat in the co-pilot, and the car drove towards the city......

Fuhua Street, close to the central area of the city, the faΓ§ade of this area is very sought-after, a small shop, the rent alone may cost 200,000 a year, Lin Ruoxi rented a two-story faΓ§ade here, which reads, "Ruoxi Image Promotion Center".

Wang Erwu frowned, "Ruoxi! Can I give you a little advice? ”

"What's wrong?" Lin Ruoxi was stunned.

"Look at the name of your store, this is simply a language problem, do you have to change it?"

"What's the problem? I think that's pretty good. ”

"Look at these eight words, the first four are connected together, which is the image of Ruoxi, and the back four are connected together, which is the promotion center, my first feeling is that this is a marriage agency specially opened for you! Promote specifically for your personal image! ”

"Ruoxi is the name of the store, and the last six words are connected together, the image promotion center! Only you would think so weirdly! Lin Ruoxi gave him a blank look.

"The devil is in the details! Haven't you heard this phrase? Moreover, what does this image promotion center mean? It's still similar to a marriage agency, which makes people understand that it is specifically for people who can't get married! You might as well change to a leftover girl sales center! ”

"What do you mean? I asked you to help, and you haven't started to help yet, so you're picking thorns here! Are you trying to find fault? ”

"Ruoxi, since you called me, I have the obligation to give you a reminder, this name is really unacceptable!"

"Then how do you say you want to change it?"

"First of all, you can't tell what your store is doing from your name, you have to explain your intentions clearly, you can't write eight words on a big billboard, and then the whole store must be accompanied by an explanation, right? So what else do you do in this store? Wouldn't it be better to just open a calligraphy exhibition? ”

Lin Ruoxi thought for a while, "There is indeed some truth, then you can help think about it quickly." ”

"You tell me first, what kind of business is your store mainly engaged in, and what kind of people are targeted."

"The main thing is to do image design for people, such as dressing, hairstyling, makeup and cosmetics promotion, mainly for female customers. Such a store, which has no precedent in the city, should be very attractive. ”

"Really? I don't feel the attraction at all, huh? Otherwise, you can directly change the name, "Women's Strong Attraction Center", forget it, hehe, find a few more handsome waiters, it is better to have a few separate rooms inside, and the sound insulation effect is better......"

"Get out! If you don't have a serious one for me, I'll hang you on the wall directly! ”

"Don't, Ruoxi, you can't do anything to make money! Although my glamorous appearance can indeed attract many women between the ages of 10 and 70, and your store will be booming because of it, but what about me? I'm sinful to hang on the wall! You can put up a poster of mine and write a line on the side, "I'm more handsome than the photo!" "Then, I come to your store once a week for an autograph session, and the effect is the same, depending on our relationship! I won't bother with you about the issue of portrait rights, I will give you 180,000 a month, whatever you want! ”

Lin Ruoxi didn't say a word, and kicked it directly, followed by another kick.

"What are you doing? To give you an idea, you still use the forbidden trick of "Foshan Shadowless Feet" on me! ”

"If you still talk to me, believe it or not, I will still have iron sand palms?"

"Enough! There is a limit to human patience! Wang Erwu shouted, but when he saw Lin Ruoxi's murderous eyes, he immediately softened, so he added, "But my patience is endless, hehe, what a coincidence!" Wang Erwu wagged his tail and begged for mercy.

"Don't provoke me! I have always believed that power comes from under the barrel of a gun! Since you offered to change the name, and you don't want to come up with a name that satisfies me today, you don't want to go back! Lin Ruoxi said.

"The twisted melon is not sweet, Ruoxi, even if you get my **, you can't get my soul! And...... My family has a strict upbringing, so I can't just spend the night outside......"

"Stinky and shameless bastard! I'll hack you to death! So the two began a life-and-death chase.

On the other side, in the editing and directing department of the Radio and Television Building, Qin Yuwei pulled Lin Xiaohan to the rest area.

"Xiaohan, I told Zichen about you, he agreed to lend you 200,000 yuan, but I hope you can do a few more plans for their company's products, of course, these plans are directly aimed at their company, and they belong to the part outside of our work, so you may have to work hard to spend more time on business. Also, I have saved 300,000 over the years, and when I get together, it is 500,000, you take this card, go and settle this matter first. ”

"Yuwei! I'm already grateful that you can do this to me, and as for this money, I can't take it! ”

"I knew you wouldn't take it, so, I prepared a loan agreement with a detailed repayment plan on it, you see!" After speaking, Qin Yuwei handed Lin Xiaohan a copy of the text, "The money is not lent to you in vain, you have to pay me according to the bank interest, in this way, there is not much difference between me depositing in the bank and letting you go, I will not suffer a loss, and you can also relieve your urgent need." In addition, if you are promoted to deputy director, your annual salary plus year-end bonus should be almost 100,000 yuan a year, even if you pay me 50,000 yuan a year, it will only take more than 6 years, you are still so young, six years is nothing. Besides, if you do some "odd jobs" with Zichen and them, I believe you will be able to pay it off soon! ”

"This! I appreciate your kindness, but this money ......"

"I remember the last time you were in a group, you chose to go to a clothing processing factory because you wanted to open a clothing store, didn't you? If you have confidence in yourself, you can make money and return it to me in the shortest possible time, relying on your own efforts! Besides, the loan agreement makes it clear that all the other party's payment basis and the contract you signed before need to be kept by me, and if the money is recovered one day, you will have to take 10% as a reward for me, so maybe, I can still make a profit. ”

Seeing that Lin Xiaohan was still hesitating, Qin Yuwei directly stuffed the card into her hand, turned around and left.

"Wait! Yuwei! In that case, thank you for your great grace! But I still have to sign this loan agreement! ”

Qin Yuwei turned her back to Lin Xiaohan, and a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.